Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
Posts: 42,399
|
Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Nov 13, 2009 2:40:15 GMT -5
I had a room mate who liked to have parties after he went to the bar. I'm an extremely heavy sleeper, so usually it didn't bother me. However, after a rough day and not being able to sleep and a party going on......I found unreasonably loud screaming with tons of cursing does the trick. I stomped out, screamed something like "SHUT THE f*** UP! I'M f***ING TRYING TO f***IN' SLEEP1 I f***ING GOTTA WORK IN THE f***ING MORNING!!" They quieted down.
Difference was, he's been my best friend since forever.......
|
|
|
Post by FrankGotch on Nov 13, 2009 2:52:08 GMT -5
Your problem is simple go to your RA, and request a new roommate.
Also for the love of god don't call the cops on him. Unless of course you are comfortable being labeled as the biggest dick on campus and giving up any semblance of a social life until you graduate.
|
|
|
Post by rrm15 on Nov 13, 2009 2:56:25 GMT -5
Your problem is simple go to your RA, and request a new roommate. Also for the love of god don't call the cops on him. Unless of course you are comfortable being labeled as the biggest dick on campus and giving up any semblance of a social life until you graduate. This. Speaking as an RA myself you have pretty reasonable grounds to request a new room mate. I can't imagine why they wouldn't let you.
|
|
Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
Posts: 121,975
|
Post by Mozenrath on Nov 13, 2009 2:58:04 GMT -5
Your problem is simple go to your RA, and request a new roommate. Also for the love of god don't call the cops on him. Unless of course you are comfortable being labeled as the biggest dick on campus and giving up any semblance of a social life until you graduate. I don't suggest calling the cops less for that reason, and more for the fact you don't know how he'll react. Might just break your stuff, might stab ya.
|
|
|
Post by King Fox -1017 Bricksquad on Nov 13, 2009 3:20:28 GMT -5
Naw you don't have to call the cops and all that shit. Just stick up for yourself, bruh. If he's pissing you off, let him know about that's shit!! You a grown ass man, don't let anyone rule over you in your own house!
|
|
|
Post by Jock Ass on Nov 13, 2009 3:26:38 GMT -5
Two Words.... Poo Handle Take a big piece of dog s@#$ and stuff it under the door handle of his car, then hit up the passenger side for one of his ass nut friends. Poo Handle works everytime. Better yet....get yourself a jar, and fill it full of whatever you can. Old/rotten eggs, urine, vinegar, anything foul smelling, etc. Then pour it into the vents of his car (the ones on the hood)...providing he has a car. The worse the smell, the better.* Be as nice as possible to him. But behind his back, rub his toothbrush on your balls. Every day. I did one worse to my first roommate. I took his toothbrush and stuck it up my (posterior anatomy). Him and I would have to get up at roughly the same time to go to work, and he'd ALWAYS take a shower long enough to where either (a) there would be no hot water left; or (b) there wouldn't be enough time for me to take one and catch the bus to get to work. But yet, he always left his toothbrush in the shower... Be as nice as possible to him. But behind his back, rub his toothbrush on your balls. Every day. I did that to a friend's roomate. But, all jokes aside, next time he lights up, call the cops. Seriously, because if your neighbor calls the cops, guess who'll be going to jail alongside him More tales of my first roommate....I had a co-worker (at the time) who was kicked out by his wife, and after two days of him having to commute nearly two hours to work (from where his closest family was) I told him that he could stay at my place, just so he could be close to his kids. My roommate (at that time) asked me "How long does he plan on staying here?" I told him point blank "As long as he wants to. You were once without a place to stay, also. That can be changed" (my landlord is also my sister, and she did not like him/my first roommate). Anyways, the first roommate would bring over his girlfriend when my co-worker would have his kids and they'd go into his room and smoke (the herbal...and who knows what else) while they were there; my co-worker would complain (to me) about it (mind you, he's going through a seperation at this point....doesn't need no "drama" to complicate matters, which was understandable), so I told my landlord/sister, and she (along with myself and my co-worker - who is now back with his wife and is probably one of the best friends anybody could have, and who I consider to be my "brother/family") had a letter written up that stated that the lease would not be renewed (between me and the roommate) and that we were to be out by December 31st. I started packing things up, to go along with the whole "scheme" (my co-worker would move in with me, replacing the first a**h*** roommate). Needless to say, it worked; although there were a few things of mine that the first roomate took with him when he left that belonged to me...and if I ever see him, let's just say that I'd go to jail for what I would (try to) do to him; even if it's been 5+ years. * DO NOT ACTUALLY DO THIS/FOLLOW THIS ADVICE! This CAN/WILL actually do some damage to a vehicle's ventilation system and/or worse![/i][/size]
|
|
|
Post by The Orangeman on Nov 13, 2009 3:54:54 GMT -5
Your problem is simple go to your RA, and request a new roommate. Also for the love of god don't call the cops on him. Unless of course you are comfortable being labeled as the biggest dick on campus and giving up any semblance of a social life until you graduate. This. Speaking as an RA myself you have pretty reasonable grounds to request a new room mate. I can't imagine why they wouldn't let you. Agreed. Worked charms with me....except all my new roommates hate each other (4 bedroom with kitchen/common area dorm set up) and only seem to find me the good one out of the group, thats another story. RAs are there to help in situations like these.
|
|
|
Post by Alexander The So-so on Nov 13, 2009 8:02:54 GMT -5
Well, update...talking to him is like talking to a brick wall. He's totally hopeless, unapologetic, and thinks he's done nothing wrong. First, I confronted him and asked if he knew exactly why I was pissed. He said yeah, because they were loud last night. Then he turned it all around on me. Some quotes: "I get that you need to get up in the morning, but this is college! We're here to have fun! I don't see why I can't have people over just so you can get an extra hour of sleep. I live here too, and I shoudn't have to follow your every whim" *people, these past few events have kind of rattled my mind, so I need an objective perspective: is this statement as ironic as I THINK it is?* re: his stupid swipe: "I wasn't trying to insult you, I honestly was trying to give you advice." *f***ing bulls***, he was "trying to help me"* Your problem is simple go to your RA, and request a new roommate. Also for the love of god don't call the cops on him. Unless of course you are comfortable being labeled as the biggest dick on campus and giving up any semblance of a social life until you graduate. This is what I'm doing. I'm talking to the RA today.
|
|
|
Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Nov 13, 2009 10:54:52 GMT -5
Naw you don't have to call the cops and all that s***. Just stick up for yourself, bruh. If he's pissing you off, let him know about that's s***!! You a grown ass man, don't let anyone rule over you in your own house!
|
|
H-Fist
Hank Scorpio
Posts: 6,485
|
Post by H-Fist on Nov 13, 2009 12:03:52 GMT -5
Well, update...talking to him is like talking to a brick wall. He's totally hopeless, unapologetic, and thinks he's done nothing wrong. First, I confronted him and asked if he knew exactly why I was pissed. He said yeah, because they were loud last night. Then he turned it all around on me. Some quotes: "I get that you need to get up in the morning, but this is college! We're here to have fun! I don't see why I can't have people over just so you can get an extra hour of sleep. I live here too, and I shoudn't have to follow your every whim" *people, these past few events have kind of rattled my mind, so I need an objective perspective: is this statement as ironic as I THINK it is?* re: his stupid swipe: "I wasn't trying to insult you, I honestly was trying to give you advice." *f***ing bulls***, he was "trying to help me"* Your problem is simple go to your RA, and request a new roommate. Also for the love of god don't call the cops on him. Unless of course you are comfortable being labeled as the biggest dick on campus and giving up any semblance of a social life until you graduate. This is what I'm doing. I'm talking to the RA today. Good you did all you could and all you should need to do, and did so from a rational perspective. I hope it works out for the best.
|
|
|
Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on Nov 13, 2009 14:48:11 GMT -5
Bang his girlfriend!
|
|
|
Post by Alexander The So-so on Nov 20, 2009 23:11:10 GMT -5
Okay, so major update. The guy's prickitude just keeps on increasing.
Two things:
1. He's not studying abroad next semester after all
2. HE'S TRYING TO CONVINCE ME TO MOVE OUT
That's f***in' right. I just learned that he's been shopping around trying to find different rooms within the building for ME to live in so that he can have one of his buddies move in to the room we're in now. He's been introducing me to people and asking "I think that guy's closer to your personality. Would you be willing to move out and live with him?"
I haven't gone out and told him to shove it, but I have indicated subtly that I don't want to move. Soon, I'll need to make it apparent that I not only don't want to move; I have NO INTENTION of moving out. He brought on this whole damn thing on his own; he can move out if he wants to so bad.
I don't get it at all; he hardly spends any time at this room anyway. He almost always sleeps over at other people's house, and even during the day he only comes by every so often. What the hell makes him think he can expect to just brush me out of here when I've made this my home? (as I've had planned to do for the whole year, unlike Mr. "I Decided At the Last Minute Against Studying Abroad.")
So, I'm bringing this up before the house mentor. I need his intervention, stat, because we are heading for a standdown real soon. I have no intention of backing down, and being that he's a total douchebag who runs away from conflicts rather than deals with them, I don't expect him to last more than someone as committed on principle to not moving as me.
Damn it, how are people like this made anyway?
In the meantime, I've gotten some small revenges. Like scratching my crotch with his toothbrush while he's gone.
|
|
H-Fist
Hank Scorpio
Posts: 6,485
|
Post by H-Fist on Nov 21, 2009 0:29:48 GMT -5
Okay, so major update. The guy's prickitude just keeps on increasing. So, I'm bringing this up before the house mentor. I need his intervention, stat... Do it yesterday, man. Five minutes of empty beer cans, awkward thrusting, disappointment and regret in the back seat of a second-hand Buick.
|
|