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Post by fugilist on Nov 18, 2009 22:32:14 GMT -5
Hey thought I would introduce myself. Been browsing these boards for a while thought I might as well take the plunge and sign up. Bit about myself I am 24 just finished my second year at University studying Psychology and Criminology at Edith Cowan University in Perth Western Australia. Been watching wrestling for as long as I can remember how I found this board. So thats me looking forward to have some stimulating discussion with you all
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Post by Milkman Norm on Nov 18, 2009 22:35:28 GMT -5
Please to meet you, won't you know my name...
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Tarik Dee
Hank Scorpio
I loved you before I even ever knew what love was like
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Post by Tarik Dee on Nov 19, 2009 9:49:18 GMT -5
hi there!, i hope you had a good time on the forums, welcome to Wrestlecrap!
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Post by ♥ Bunnyslinger ♥ on Nov 19, 2009 9:58:17 GMT -5
welcome, here, have a zebra.
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Post by PaperStreetBrigade on Nov 19, 2009 10:05:52 GMT -5
haha, this is Hello #3
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Nov 19, 2009 10:38:37 GMT -5
Hi.... I'm Dolph Ziggler!
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Nov 19, 2009 11:35:02 GMT -5
If anyone offers you cookies THEY'RE LYING!!
They do give you cookies but what they don't tell you there are mind altering drugs in them.
Now I would say welcome but i've been turned into a newt.
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Soultastic
El Dandy
Only an idiot can be completely happy.
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Post by Soultastic on Nov 19, 2009 11:35:13 GMT -5
Cool, another psychologist. Welcome to the boards.
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Albino Heat
Don Corleone
You're a nasty bastard, and your momma said so!!
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Post by Albino Heat on Nov 19, 2009 11:52:30 GMT -5
All right! Stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to. I look funny, but yo I'm makin' money, see so yo world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round I'm the new fool in town and my sound's laid down by the Underground. I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee. And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee. I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Nov 19, 2009 12:22:17 GMT -5
If anyone offers you cookies THEY'RE LYING!! They do give you cookies but what they don't tell you there are mind altering drugs in them. Now I would say welcome but i've been turned into a newt. Did you get better?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2009 12:24:11 GMT -5
Heya Tom, it's Bob, from the office down the hall Good to see you buddy, how've you been? Things have been okay for me except that I'm a zombie now I really wish you'd let us in I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming
All we want to do is eat your brains We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes All we want to do is eat your brains We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise If you open up the door We'll all come inside and eat your brains
I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan? Spend your whole life locked inside a mall? Maybe that's okay for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns And then you'll have to make the call I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly
All we want to do is eat your brains We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes All we want to do is eat your brains We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise If you open up the door We'll all come inside and eat your brains
I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can I sure appreciate the way you're working with me I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am I guess I am
I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up Know we'll get to common ground somehow Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors I guess we'll table this for now I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell And we'll put this thing to bed When I bash your head open
All we want to do is eat your brains We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes All we want to do is eat your brains We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise If you open up the door We'll all come inside and eat your brains
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Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
John Cena: Colossal Douche
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Nov 19, 2009 16:48:14 GMT -5
Ah, I know I'm drunk man Ladies and gentlemen, I for, I forgot my My favourite man, sittin' over there His name his
Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina Mista Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mista Dobalina, Mista Bob Dobalina Mista Bob Dobalina, won't you quit? You really make me sick with ya fraudulent behavior You're gonna make me flip and then an army couldn't save ya
Why don't you behave ya little Rugrat? Take a little tip from the tabloid, because I know I'm not paranoid When I say I saw ya tryin' to mock me Now you and your crew are on a mission tryin' to hawk me
But it isn't happenin' ya fraudulent foes You used to front big time now I suppose That everything's cool since the style of apparel you adopted You used to make fun of but now you wanna rock it
So you gotta kick it with the homies But D E L is already hip to your cronies Me and C M P X thought about this and never have we seen a Brother who could look like Mista, Mista, Mista Dobalina
Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina Mista Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Ooh aya I'm stupid Mista Bob Dobalina Ooh aya I'm stupid Mista Bob Dobalina Ooh aya I'm stupid Mista Bob Dobalina Ooh aya I'm stupid Mista Bob Dobalina
Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina Mista Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Ooo, ooo, Mista Dobalina, you thought ya could manipulate You thought you could fool me, ooo, ooo, Mista Dobalina Teacher used to put me on a stump And then he schooled me
Friends can be fraudulent, just you wait and see First he was my moneygrip then he stole my honeydip Mista Dobalina is a serpent, don't you agree? The little two-tima, resembles Aunt Jemima?
With jeans and a dirty white hoodie Seems like he wouldn't be a snake or would he? Disguises come in all sizes and shapes Notice the facade of the snakes
They all catch the vapes Even though last year they was G Q Took a lot of time Before the D E L could see through
The mask, all I had to do was ask The hamper worth and Kwame And my man responded they would bomb a Fraudulent foe with the strength of Hercules
The way ya on my d*** must really hurt ya knees You need to take heed and quit being such a groupie Ever since I did a little show in Guadeloupee I neva saw a groupie like you
But what is funny is Ya wanted to be down with my crew But D E L is not down With any clowns or jesters
So I would suggest that ya try to impress uncle Fester Dobalina Because ya don't impress me Dobalina The style of dress is not the key Dobalina It's all in the mind and the heart, so you should start By remembering ya gotta pay a fee Dobalina
Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina Mista Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Ooh aya I'm stupid Mista Bob Dobalina Ooh aya I'm stupid Mista Bob Dobalina Ooh aya I'm stupid Mista Bob Dobalina Ooh aya I'm stupid Mista Bob Dobalina
Ooo, ooo Mista Dobalina, ooo, ooo Mista Dobalina Ooo, ooo Mista Dobalina, ooo, ooo Mista Dobalina Ooo, ooo Mista Dobalina, ooo, ooo Mista Dobalina Ooo, ooo Mista Dobalina, ooo, ooo Mista Dobalina
Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina Mista Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina Mista Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina Mista Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
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Joie De Vivre
Hank Scorpio
There's always next year.
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Post by Joie De Vivre on Nov 19, 2009 18:02:07 GMT -5
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Post by JaySticLe respects Umaga on Nov 19, 2009 18:06:58 GMT -5
What ever happened to predictibility? The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV.
Everywhere you look , everywhere you go (there's a heart). There's a heart A hand to hold onto.
Everywhere you look , everywhere you go. There's a face Of somebody who needs you.
Everywhere you look, When you're lost out there and you're all alone, A light is waiting to carry you home, Everywhere you look. Everywhere you look.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2009 18:50:43 GMT -5
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Post by The Tank on Nov 19, 2009 19:13:36 GMT -5
*looks up at the previous posts*
I, uh.........I don't have a song.
Sooo...just...welcome. Have a good time.
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