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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Nov 4, 2009 17:20:45 GMT -5
Somehow, something terrible has happened, and you are going to die tomorrow after dinner. There is nothing you can do to stop it, and you can't just keep eating forever so that it's never "after dinner." It's gonna happen; you're screwed.
The one silver lining, though, is that you, just like a death-row prisoner, get a last meal. Unlike a prisoner, however, you have a wide range of choices.
What'll ya have?
Me? I'd start with a bowl of the "vegetarian" chili that my wife and I make, except I'd put some chicken in it that has been grilled over charcoal (not a fan of propane - sorry, Hank Hill); Asiago cheese bread from Panera, toasted, with cream cheese and chives; small portions of each of the following: prime rib (rare/bloody as hell), lobster, beer-battered shrimp, and my grandma's barbecue chicken (R.I.P., Grandma!) - to cover all the main meat groups (I'm not a big fan of most pork products); a twice-baked potato; some steamed broccoli with melted cheese sauce; and for dessert, either a Boston cream pie, a Key Lime pie, or a banana cream pie.
Now that I'm drooling, you go. By the way, it should go like this: appetizer/soup/salad, then main course (you can do like I did and choose small bits of a few things, or one big thing), potato if you're into potatoes, vegetable if you're into veggies, and dessert. Of course, if you want your "last meal" to be a Tombstone Pizza, go ahead and do that, too.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Nov 4, 2009 17:24:12 GMT -5
A good old fashioned roast dinner. Roast Beef, Roast Potatoes, Carrots & Parsnips Yorkshire Puddings and Beef Gravy over the top of all of it. For desert I would have Bread & Butter Pudding. All done the way my ma does it.
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Post by Soultastic on Nov 4, 2009 17:24:38 GMT -5
Lomo Saltado:
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2009 17:25:37 GMT -5
Veggies: Watermelon.
Appetizer: Crepes
Main Course: Steak... medium rawr... my grandma's rice... dear lord my grandma's rice.
Dessert: chocolate angel food cake
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Post by Error on Nov 4, 2009 17:35:19 GMT -5
Tossed salad with ranch dressing, fried mushrooms for an appetizer, 16oz. New York Strip Steak medium rare with Cajun seasonings, baked potato with cheese and butter, mushrooms sauteed with wine and onion and for dessert, a cheesecake (a whole one, what do I care) with strawberry topping. Sweet Ice Tea to drink.
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Post by Bullhead on Nov 4, 2009 17:40:12 GMT -5
A Philly Cheesesteak sandwich, a half a dozen drumsticks from KFC and a Coke. And for dessert, a big piece of chocolate cake.
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Post by bibboid on Nov 4, 2009 17:44:04 GMT -5
Bacon Cheeseburger with a side of Frings and a chocolate milkshake but it has to be from Hodad's in Ocean Beach.
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Post by Silent Brad on Nov 4, 2009 18:01:20 GMT -5
A whole lot of In-N-Out Burger. Then maybe a good salad.
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Nov 4, 2009 18:07:45 GMT -5
Vegetarian soy-based shrimp.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2009 18:24:23 GMT -5
Only people from the Pittsburgh area will get this: A Primanti bros. sandwich. It's a sandwich that contains the following: meat of your choice(I usually go for the pastrami, or cheese steak, which actually much more resembles a cheeseburger, but whatever, it's tasty), french fries, coleslaw, and a tomato on Italian bread. All of these items come on the sandwich, not on the side. And if you ask them not to put any given ingredient on the sandwich, your request will be ignored. I always top it off with a little hot sauce. These sanwiches are my personal favorite item of local cuisine. I'd also wash it down with a nice, cold bottle of Delerium Tremens beer.
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Post by tartsonawire on Nov 4, 2009 18:26:22 GMT -5
Zio's Chicken Alfredo Lasagna, and Turtle Cheesecake for Dessert. Throw in unlimited salad and breadsticks from Olive Garden.
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 4, 2009 18:27:56 GMT -5
Smoked Duck, King Crab, and Pumpkin Bread.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Nov 4, 2009 18:36:32 GMT -5
A bucket of fresh oysters.
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 4, 2009 18:37:50 GMT -5
A bucket of fresh oysters. He then hits the guard with the bucket and escapes through the laundry, eating oysters all the way.
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Post by -Lithium- on Nov 4, 2009 18:38:35 GMT -5
Two Dorito Chips and a small glass of tap water...
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Post by El Kabongs Revenge on Nov 4, 2009 18:53:06 GMT -5
Ribs and Taco Bell. And Mt Dew to drink.
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Post by legendkiller1985 on Nov 4, 2009 19:14:37 GMT -5
Appetizer:huge order of Boneless Hot wings Entrees:Caesar salad London broil (medium well) Baked Potato loaded with butter cheese bacon bits salt and pepper Garlic spinach Rolls fresh baked Mountain dew to drink
Dessert: blondies (chocolate chip brownies) or pint of Ben and Jerrys S'mores ice cream
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2009 19:20:39 GMT -5
Why am I dying? Because if it's at the hand of a firing squad or something, I'm eating something that would be a complete pain in the ass to prepare, something that required ingredients from faraway corners of the earth and could only be prepared by a chef of the highest caliber.
To answer the question though, something I've never had before. The way I see it, might as well try something new. I know what I like, and if I order something I end up not liking, how long is it honestly going to be a problem?
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Nov 4, 2009 19:25:25 GMT -5
Why am I dying? Because if it's at the hand of a firing squad or something, I'm eating something that would be a complete pain in the ass to prepare, something that required ingredients from faraway corners of the earth and could only be prepared by a chef of the highest caliber. To answer the question though, something I've never had before. The way I see it, might as well try something new. I know what I like, and if I order something I end up not liking, how long is it honestly going to be a problem? It's not an execution. It's just a random, weird, freak, 24-hour disease. 'Cause if I was going to die by electric chair, I'd want to eat a lot of beans or something that would stink really bad when they zapped me.
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Post by TripleMerc on Nov 4, 2009 19:41:32 GMT -5
I'd do the strange stuff. Stuff you can't do. Cannibalism, and the like.
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