Great Putdowns

[toddpolt]

Been reading Andre Agassi's "controversial"* book Open, and wow he....doesn't hold back. I haven't seen such vile utter hatred at another human (clue: Hi Pete!) being in a book since Bret Hart's book on Mr. Michaels. I mean wow.

Anyway he really is snarky with alot of other players. Almost Bobby Heenan at times. I know, it can't be that good as the Brain. But its an insult that made me laugh. thats what it counts.

On Sjeng Schalken: "He's 6-5, but serves like he's 5-6."[/i]

;D

*=Because some tennis players apparently confuse meth with steroids.

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Nice.

I still love Dave Attell's standup joke where he put himself (and Agassi) down by talking about how women aren't attracted to him. He compared himself to Andre Agassi with a drinking problem.

[toddpolt]

Nov 19, 2009 5:23:10 GMT -5 default said:

Nice.

I still love Dave Attell's standup joke where he put himself (and Agassi) down by talking about how women aren't attracted to him. He compared himself to Andre Agassi with a drinking problem.

Yeah but did Attell pick up Brooke Shields and (arguably) the greatest female tennis player of all time?

See if Agassi had watched that stand-up, he would have put him down too somehow. Yet nothing I could predict would be as good as anything he would cook up.

Just look at what he said about that time he blew an Australian Open match to Michael Chang:

"Congratulations, Chang. I hope you and your Messiah will be very happy."[/i]