littlenaitch
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Post by littlenaitch on Mar 27, 2010 3:08:53 GMT -5
Viva, Viva , Viva, I hope you are enjoying your time out with that beautiful woman because come Monday night she won't want to be seen with the ex champ which is exactly what you are going to be after I'm done with you. You see Viva I know that at Saved by the Bell that you will be ready for a fight but you are not ready for the pain that I am going to dish out in this match. Dave is going to see that you can't handle the pain so he will throw that towel in which will signify the end of your title reign! Now Viva, I know first hand what pain feels like as I have been in every type of match that this company has ever put out and I have suffered numerous injuries so pain is not an issue for me. Viva what is the point of calling me out? You know that I am not going to back down from this match come Monday night so I am a bit confused unless you calling me out was due to you being drunk. Viva you said that I am washed up well, this so called washed up has been is going to be kicking your ass all over that high school gym. I am going to show you champ that I am far from washed up as I am going to dish out an insane amount of pain that you will be screaming to Dave to throw that towel in. Champ, enjoy this final weekend with that belt as there is no way that you are walking out as champion. At Saved by the Bell, I will be walking out with not only the WWCF World Heavyweight Title but also with Kelly Kapowski on my arm. See ya Monday champ.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Mar 27, 2010 14:01:59 GMT -5
Instead of worrying about the kid who wants to play Spiderman, but couldn't scare Miss Muffet, maybe you should focus on the here and the now. Because right now, your biggest concern should be The Truth Coalition. Because while I keep your new boyfriend Square out of the picture, my buddy YJ is going to have you all to himself. And if you're not scared yet, just remember, he broke my arm, using a basic wrestling move. Imagine what he'll be able to do with the aid of a chain. "My buddy YJ is going to have you all to himself". AMIGO IS NOT GAY, HE DOESN'T LIKE THAT.Whatever you and YJ want to do in private is nobodies concern, just don't drag the Human Hate Machine in with you I see you're taking after your partner with the lame gay jokes. Just remember this: come this Monday, The Truth Coalition won't be joking.
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Post by Square on Mar 27, 2010 14:59:20 GMT -5
"My buddy YJ is going to have you all to himself". AMIGO IS NOT GAY, HE DOESN'T LIKE THAT.Whatever you and YJ want to do in private is nobodies concern, just don't drag the Human Hate Machine in with you I see you're taking after your partner with the lame gay jokes. Just remember this: come this Monday, The Truth Coalition won't be joking. OK explain to the Revolution of Evolution what exactly is this match about. Seriously, the dog collar match is a match in which Her Majesty's Greatest Export holds nothing back and you asked for it for no reason. Jacket, this is the prime example of your inexperience and come Monday you will learn that the Human Hate Machine are the most dangerous tag team in wrestling today. Don't think about winning, just think about surviving
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Viva
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Post by Viva on Mar 27, 2010 16:50:13 GMT -5
Viva, Viva , Viva, I hope you are enjoying your time out with that beautiful woman because come Monday night she won't want to be seen with the ex champ which is exactly what you are going to be after I'm done with you. You see Viva I know that at Saved by the Bell that you will be ready for a fight but you are not ready for the pain that I am going to dish out in this match. Dave is going to see that you can't handle the pain so he will throw that towel in which will signify the end of your title reign! Now Viva, I know first hand what pain feels like as I have been in every type of match that this company has ever put out and I have suffered numerous injuries so pain is not an issue for me. Viva what is the point of calling me out? You know that I am not going to back down from this match come Monday night so I am a bit confused unless you calling me out was due to you being drunk. Viva you said that I am washed up well, this so called washed up has been is going to be kicking your ass all over that high school gym. I am going to show you champ that I am far from washed up as I am going to dish out an insane amount of pain that you will be screaming to Dave to throw that towel in. Champ, enjoy this final weekend with that belt as there is no way that you are walking out as champion. At Saved by the Bell, I will be walking out with not only the WWCF World Heavyweight Title but also with Kelly Kapowski on my arm. See ya Monday champ. Well, I guess in this situation, there is only one thing left to be done. It is clear that any attempt to intimidate each other will end in failure. It is clear that when all things are pushed aside, two men are going to go to battle. Me to protect everything I love, to continue to rule with an iron fist, to protect my kingdom. You, to topple my beautiful and successful regime.
This analogy is all too fitting, it seems. It is my duty to protect this kingdom, and I will bleed my veins dry to do so. I will die for this belt, for this crown.
You're a lot of talk, 'Naitch. All I have left to say to you is hit me with your best shot, man. I'm ready. I may not like pain, but this match will test my strength, my will, my determination. I'm ready for you, big guy.
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smokinvokoun
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Post by smokinvokoun on Mar 29, 2010 2:05:57 GMT -5
We see Xavian Gunn with a TV. He turns it on and the Saved by The Bell theme song kicks in...Out in the distance....Smokin Vokoun: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!![/color] Vokoun runs into the room, sees the TV, picks it up, and smashes it on to the floor. And jumps on the pile up and down, screaming like a madman. Xavian Gunn tries to calm him downXavian Gunn: Champ...CHAMP. What are you doing!!! This was Seth Drakin's locker room TV set...How are you gonna pay for this?[/color] Smokin Vokoun just stares down GunnXavian Gunn: Ok......I'll pay for it...[/color] Smokin Vokoun: That television show.....IS A LIE!!!! All you kids going to school at Bayside High....ARE LEAVING A BALD....FACED...LIE!!! That's not how high school truly is. That's not how I WAS TREATED WITH!!! Oh your precious Zack and Slater....WERE THE BIGGEST BUNCHES OF A**HOLES ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH!!! They treated outcasts like me...like scum of the Earth. I wasn't worth there time....I wasn't worthy of breathing the same air they breathe. And the women...OH don't get me started on those two bit hussies. They all rejected my a**!!! They wouldn't give me the chance to show what I had in the love department...I COULD BE ROMANTIC!!!! OH....here's a poem I once wrote for Shanna Liberman...my big high school crush....
*He takes a piece of paper out of his pocket*
Ahem
Roses are Red Violets are Blue My Shanna... I WILL MURDER YOU!!!!!!
Well....that wasn't the original poem....it's the revised version...AFTER SHE REJECTED ME!!!! SHE WAS A WORE!!!!!
*He pauses and cries just a little*
And I'm gonna take that frustration out on all 5 of you guys in this six pack challenge. All of you represent all that was wrong in high school...all those stupid little clicks that we all were forced into....
Cage King: You were the guy who everyone thought was cool. You wore all the trendy clothes...well all the trendy black clothes because....you probably didn't have your own style but you had to steal it from others....and that made you cool. I HATED FAKE PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!! And add that to the fact, that I already beaten you to a pulp before....You really have no chance against me.
Kris Kobain: You embody the slacker to me....the kid who cared more about Rock and Roll than your own life. You were smart...you were cocky, you thought you could take on the world....but then you realized that life wasn't all "ROCK AND ROLL BABYEE!!! Instead, life bit you on the a** just like and everyone else, but unlike myself...you hide it. You still hold on to that cocky act that you still think your hot s***. Well come this Monday Kris Kobain, I will prove to you that you are nothing but a two bit PUNK!!!!
Inspector Shetty: You were the tough guy....the "rebel without a cause". You basically were that kid who thought he was fighting against the machine....BUT WAS TOO DUMB TO REALIZE THAT NO MATTER HOW HARD HE TRIED....he could never fight the machine. In fact, the machine had won before he even started fighting it. So Inspector Shetty, good luck in trying to beat me this Monday night, because that's not happening.
Jay Carroll: Now to you "Champagne". You were the person in High School that I hated that most. The one that would fit in perfectly at Bayside Hight. The good looking, rich playboy. And to your credit...that's how you live your life know and for that I say...SCREW YOU!!! To be honest Jay Carroll, I despise you and everyone who is like you. You with that smile, that arrogance that feeling of being better than everyone else. Well...when I get done with you..your perfect smile....WILL BE MISSING A FEW TEETH!!!
And now we come to my favorite FAVORITE person in the whole wide world...Titanothere. Titan, you were that guy who wanted to get along with everybody. I'm sure you had a ton of friends...heck you might have tried to make friends with a kid just like Ol' Smokie. But let me tell you something...I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND... I DON'T NEED FRIENDS!!! All I need is Xavian and I''m happy. Just to let you know that you are on my Number one hit list. You are the one that I'm gunning for....so you better LOOK OUT!!!!
So to all of you guys in this match I will say this. Don't you all wish you were actually back in high school...JUST SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE SMOKIN VOKOUN.....AT SAVED BY THE BELL!!!!? HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
And you all think that I'm jokin....then you don't know Smokin Vokoun.[/color]
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littlenaitch
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Post by littlenaitch on Mar 29, 2010 22:47:25 GMT -5
We see Littlenaitch in the boys locker room after Saved by the Bell with an ice pack on his face but takes it off and stares into the camera.
LN - Viva, you are one lucky son of a gun my friend because the entire world just saw that I had you beat right in the center of the ring with the figure four. You caught me really good with that punch of yours which is the only reason why you are still the champion right now. Everyone now knows Viva that I can beat you and I should have beat you if I didn't allow myself to get caught with that punch. I was starting to hear your leg snap Viva right before you hit me with that desperation punch. Your title reign Viva in my mind is over because I was told after I came to that even though you knocked me out, you were still locked in the figure four which should have given me the title. Now Viva, I am going to go back and look at the tape and see who's towel came in first because I feel like I am the uncrowned World Heavyweight Champion and you are walking around with MY belt Viva. You are now nothing more than a paper champion who can be defeated and next time Viva that we face, I promise you that I will be walking out as the NEW World Heavyweigt Champion!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Mar 29, 2010 22:53:00 GMT -5
Jonathan and Sara are sitting in the back, watching RAW, tears welling up in both their eyes, Jonathan has the Championship Of Honor over his shoulder.
Sorry, guys, I can't talk right now.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 29, 2010 23:08:08 GMT -5
*Cameras show Seth Drakin at the Parts Unknown Arena, which is empty, save for the ring and the seats.*
Seth: I hope you all enjoyed the show because I sure did. Now I know you all missed the fact that I wasnt there nor is my lovely girlfriend, the commissioner Jessica Morton.
*Jessica comes into the shot.*
Jessica: Sorry we couldnt be there tonight, but we had something to finish.
Seth: Yes we did. Show it, camera.
*The camera turns up so that on one wall of the stadium is a outward window with two seats surounded by gold. The camera then cuts to Seth and Jessica (with Mr. E and U.N. Owen) in the room which we see the window.*
Seth: This beautiful box is where both myself and the commissioner will be from now on watching all of the action. You see from this view, I can see the ring and where every one of the fans will be sitting. And just in case anyone gets any bad intentions, the glass on this window is bullet proof.
Jessica: And over to the corner.....
*The camera pans to the corner.*
Jessica: There is a bar that serves some of the finest wines out there among other things.
Seth: Yes, but I should add that most of it is just soda.
And over here....
*Seth shows a desk in the other corner with more chairs placed there.*
Seth: This will also be our office and what better office to have than one where we can see everything that is going on.
Jessica: This will be the new place we will be hanging out so to every one of our superstars, we will be watching your ring action up close in person.
And of course we forgot one more thing.
Seth: Oh yeah.....
*The camera then moves to the table with a red phone.*
Seth: This phone will immediately go out to Michael Muffer and he will do as I say. If there is a decision I want reversed, it will be reversed. If I want a match to end, it will end. If I want a match to continue, it will continue. Basically, I will do everything up here.
Jessica: And there will also be another table where food will be placed because like all of you, we may want to eat while we are entertained.
Seth: Yes, now that we have shown the newest addition to the Parts Unknown Arena, onto business. First of all, yes.....Xavier will be paying for a new TV set. Second of all, I know that there were certain matches that did not end the way I would like them to end, but those are the breaks. And finally, the first thing that will be starting off NiteRaw is an announcement of at least TWO title matches that will happen at Wrestle-CrApocalypse. Now you can continue to talk amongst yourselves about tonight results.
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Post by Jazzman on Mar 29, 2010 23:08:40 GMT -5
Jonathan and Sara are sitting in the back, watching RAW, tears welling up in both their eyes, Jonathan has the Championship Of Honor over his shoulder. Sorry, guys, I can't talk right now.*Jazzman walks in with some sultry Jazz music playing in the background* Hey Jono. I know your watching this right now and probably don't wanna hear what I have to say. But I'm damn proud of what we did out there tonight. You deserve to be wearing that belt kid. Only bigger things are coming for you. I'll see ya around *Jazzman leaves*
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Viva
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THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
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Post by Viva on Mar 30, 2010 14:04:05 GMT -5
Opinions are like assholes, 'Naitch. You think you're so f***ing high and mighty because you luckily locked me in the only dangerous move in your arsenal. Well guess what, buddy? I countered it, and not only was my counter move devastating, but it put you and your title chances out of your misery. Unfortunately for you, when and where the towels landed doesn't mean a god damn thing anymore. The match was called off, and it's that simple. You weren't good enough, and while I wasn't dominant, I did whatever it took to keep this title around my waist. A true champion, a real king, a man who even in a situation as dire as the one you put me in, musters the courage and has the wherewithal to lay your ass out before you finish me.
You have NO respect, and you forgot who the f*** you were dealing with. I can strike at any f***ing moment, 'Naitch. I am a WINNER. Go ahead and write me off, big guy. As far as I'm concerned, your chances at another title shot are slim to f***ing none. You did nothing to earn your gift title shot from Seth Drakin, and you lost it on an unfortunate technicality. Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get the f*** over it. What you won't do, though, is continue to write me off and talk down to me. Respect the crown, respect the title, and respect me, or there will be consequences. Period. I've had enough of your games. I demolished your jaw while locked in your finisher, and you have the f***ing grapefruits to tell me that I lucked out. No, no no, 'Naitchey. I'm just better than you.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Mar 30, 2010 17:14:32 GMT -5
*From Bayside High Hallway*
Jesse: Hello, WWCF fans. I'm standing here with your WWCF Hardcore and now Inter-Forum Champion, the Boiler Room Brawler!
BRB: Hello, Jesse.
Jesse: So on behalf of everyone in the WWCF Galaxy, I would like to congratulate you...
BRB: That's right, your WWCF Inter-Forum and-
Jesse Spano: For reinforcing everything that I always new about male chauvinist pigs like you.
BRB: Heh?
Jesse Spano: Your violent affair with Damn Right Jackson should be scorned by all.
BRB: Wait, what? What are you talking about?
Jesse Spano: You're teaching our kids a wrong message, Boiler Room Brawler. You're teaching them that they can settle their differences with violence, and that it's "being a man."
BRB: Miss Spano...
Jesse Spano: MS. Spano.
BRB: MS. Spano... You're talking to the WWCF Inter-Forum and Hardcore Champion. I have spilled blood, lost sleep, brought pride to The Family, and gained the respect of everyone in the WWCF Galaxy tonight when I put that insufferable blowhard Damn Right Jackson in his place.
Jesse Spano: With violence, like the pigs that the both of you are.
BRB: Ms. Spano, I don't appreciate your tone.
Jesse: And I don't appreciate what you're teaching our youth with your big, massive, pipe wrench.
BRB: You're making me remember Showgirls. Stop.
Jesse: ...
BRB: ...
Jesse: Dick!
Jesse walks away. BRB turns to the camera.
BRB: I'll be in the boiler room.
BRB opens the door behind him and walks in, closing it behind him.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2010 18:19:36 GMT -5
You know, when all these punks in WWCF lose a match, they go on about how much of a fluke and all that bull****. But me? I'm alright about. You guys can celebrate all you want. You won a match.
But you know what you didn't win? My respect. All you punk ass b****es don't get any respect from me. So come every WWCF, Shetty is going to knock you b******* out.
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littlenaitch
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Post by littlenaitch on Mar 30, 2010 18:20:11 GMT -5
Opinions are like assholes, 'Naitch. You think you're so f***ing high and mighty because you luckily locked me in the only dangerous move in your arsenal. Well guess what, buddy? I countered it, and not only was my counter move devastating, but it put you and your title chances out of your misery. Unfortunately for you, when and where the towels landed doesn't mean a god damn thing anymore. The match was called off, and it's that simple. You weren't good enough, and while I wasn't dominant, I did whatever it took to keep this title around my waist. A true champion, a real king, a man who even in a situation as dire as the one you put me in, musters the courage and has the wherewithal to lay your ass out before you finish me.
You have NO respect, and you forgot who the f*** you were dealing with. I can strike at any f***ing moment, 'Naitch. I am a WINNER. Go ahead and write me off, big guy. As far as I'm concerned, your chances at another title shot are slim to f***ing none. You did nothing to earn your gift title shot from Seth Drakin, and you lost it on an unfortunate technicality. Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get the f*** over it. What you won't do, though, is continue to write me off and talk down to me. Respect the crown, respect the title, and respect me, or there will be consequences. Period. I've had enough of your games. I demolished your jaw while locked in your finisher, and you have the f***ing grapefruits to tell me that I lucked out. No, no no, 'Naitchey. I'm just better than you. Oh Viva, you make me laugh. The only two things that were lucky in our match was your punch and both towels being thrown in. Let me remind you Viva, Tyfo only threw that towel in because I was knocked out but Dave was gonna throw your towel in early in the bout and yes Tyfo thought about throwing the towel in early but that was a decoy to throw you two off your game. Viva, I had your ass beat right in the center of that ring and I allowed myself to get caught with that punch but the whole world saw that you were seconds away from losing that belt and you know it too!
You know I always thought Seth Drakin was dillusional but boy was I wrong because you Viva are the most dillusional person I have ever been around. I mean if you were so good then why couldn't you free yourself from the figure four after you knocked me out? You landed one lucky punch Viva which is why you are still the champion right now. You are on borrowed time there champ and it scares the hell out of you. I will say this Viva, you do have a lot of guts and I respect you as a wrestler but that is it. That belt you carry might look nice now but it is only a matter of time before that belt is back around my waist where it belongs.
You know Viva, I am sick of hearing about you being the King around here because in your head you believe that you make the matches and control things but in reality you don't control crap! I deserve another shot at that belt, you know it, the fans know it and I know Seth knows it because he can not be happy that the main event ended the way it did. You are right Viva, I do have the grapefruits to say that you lucked out last night because IT'S THE DAMN TRUTH! You landed that one lucky punch and even after you hit it, YOU WERE STILL LOCKED IN THE FIGURE FOUR! Once again Viva you are right, I made a mistake by writing you off and I wont do that again because you did put up a fight but I still had you beat. I will though continue to talk down to you because you have what I want at that is of course the World Heavyweight Title. What kind of consequences are you going to unleash Viva if I don't respect you? Is it gonna be your goons aka the World Tag Team Champions because if it's them then bring them on because they beat the Southwest Connection only once and Tyfo and myself know we can beat them. The Family is a strong unit and they got my back eve with TheSam on a leave of absence we are strong.
Viva, your time as champion is running out and the next time that title is on the line against me, I will walk out as the two time World Heavyweight Champion. Oh and one more thing Viva, I dare you to bring on your so called consequences because I have been through it all here and nothing surprises me.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 30, 2010 21:16:03 GMT -5
*In a darkened room, writing stuff down*
Yes, YES!, that just needs to be changed.......Got it! Perfect, a masterpiece. This match will take care of all of them in one fell swoop! Trying to shuck my corn Naitch? Good f***ing luck with this ace up my sleeve!
Now to see Seth. not even he can deny me now. Probably because I'll sue his ass off if he denies me my given title shot for the second month in a row.
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Post by Viva on Mar 30, 2010 21:34:42 GMT -5
Opinions are like assholes, 'Naitch. You think you're so f***ing high and mighty because you luckily locked me in the only dangerous move in your arsenal. Well guess what, buddy? I countered it, and not only was my counter move devastating, but it put you and your title chances out of your misery. Unfortunately for you, when and where the towels landed doesn't mean a god damn thing anymore. The match was called off, and it's that simple. You weren't good enough, and while I wasn't dominant, I did whatever it took to keep this title around my waist. A true champion, a real king, a man who even in a situation as dire as the one you put me in, musters the courage and has the wherewithal to lay your ass out before you finish me.
You have NO respect, and you forgot who the f*** you were dealing with. I can strike at any f***ing moment, 'Naitch. I am a WINNER. Go ahead and write me off, big guy. As far as I'm concerned, your chances at another title shot are slim to f***ing none. You did nothing to earn your gift title shot from Seth Drakin, and you lost it on an unfortunate technicality. Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get the f*** over it. What you won't do, though, is continue to write me off and talk down to me. Respect the crown, respect the title, and respect me, or there will be consequences. Period. I've had enough of your games. I demolished your jaw while locked in your finisher, and you have the f***ing grapefruits to tell me that I lucked out. No, no no, 'Naitchey. I'm just better than you. Oh Viva, you make me laugh. The only two things that were lucky in our match was your punch and both towels being thrown in. Let me remind you Viva, Tyfo only threw that towel in because I was knocked out but Dave was gonna throw your towel in early in the bout and yes Tyfo thought about throwing the towel in early but that was a decoy to throw you two off your game. Viva, I had your ass beat right in the center of that ring and I allowed myself to get caught with that punch but the whole world saw that you were seconds away from losing that belt and you know it too!
You know I always thought Seth Drakin was dillusional but boy was I wrong because you Viva are the most dillusional person I have ever been around. I mean if you were so good then why couldn't you free yourself from the figure four after you knocked me out? You landed one lucky punch Viva which is why you are still the champion right now. You are on borrowed time there champ and it scares the hell out of you. I will say this Viva, you do have a lot of guts and I respect you as a wrestler but that is it. That belt you carry might look nice now but it is only a matter of time before that belt is back around my waist where it belongs.
You know Viva, I am sick of hearing about you being the King around here because in your head you believe that you make the matches and control things but in reality you don't control crap! I deserve another shot at that belt, you know it, the fans know it and I know Seth knows it because he can not be happy that the main event ended the way it did. You are right Viva, I do have the grapefruits to say that you lucked out last night because IT'S THE DAMN TRUTH! You landed that one lucky punch and even after you hit it, YOU WERE STILL LOCKED IN THE FIGURE FOUR! Once again Viva you are right, I made a mistake by writing you off and I wont do that again because you did put up a fight but I still had you beat. I will though continue to talk down to you because you have what I want at that is of course the World Heavyweight Title. What kind of consequences are you going to unleash Viva if I don't respect you? Is it gonna be your goons aka the World Tag Team Champions because if it's them then bring them on because they beat the Southwest Connection only once and Tyfo and myself know we can beat them. The Family is a strong unit and they got my back eve with TheSam on a leave of absence we are strong.
Viva, your time as champion is running out and the next time that title is on the line against me, I will walk out as the two time World Heavyweight Champion. Oh and one more thing Viva, I dare you to bring on your so called consequences because I have been through it all here and nothing surprises me. Never in my life have I met a guy who felt so god damn entitled while holding down those more deserving. You get a "months overdue" with little to no explanation, all the while you sit here and act like you are so deserving. Why the f*** would you get a rematch again? You didn't win, I didn't get disqualified. You did nothing to earn it, buddy.
So let me make this REAL clear for you, you may THINK you deserve a shot at my belt, but I will do EVERYTHING in my power to make sure you do not get another shot. You won't even be able to sniff the beautiful, well crafted leather on this bad boy. It's for winners to smell, not for people with just enough talent to lose. This is NOT for excuse makers.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 31, 2010 14:39:51 GMT -5
WWCF News:
WWCF Studios is hard at work doing a Seth Drakin DVD called "No Strings Attached: An Uncensored Look Into The Puppet Master Seth Drakin" which will look at the career of the former Hardcore Champion, former 2 time Champion of Honor, former World Champion, leader of multiple factions and current CEO. Take a look into the world of the man who does pull the strings as he talks about his biggest feuds, his toughest matches, and his most notorious rivals.
In the DVD will include Seth's battles with such stars like MiLo Duck, King Motor Colt, Little Naitch, Jazzman, Tyfo, MOP, Aaron Enigma and Johnathan Michaels.
Release of the DVD will be September 29, 2010, more than a year since the Puppet Master was retired by Little Naitch at Gookermania II.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 31, 2010 14:47:16 GMT -5
*Seth is seen watching what Amigo is saying.*
Seth: Sigh.............I guess I will have to deal with this nutjob. As if I have enough problems, what with my prized posession going to a stuntman..........whose only good contribution is scarring that no good ingrate Jay Carroll for life.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 31, 2010 14:49:52 GMT -5
Oh Viva, you make me laugh. The only two things that were lucky in our match was your punch and both towels being thrown in. Let me remind you Viva, Tyfo only threw that towel in because I was knocked out but Dave was gonna throw your towel in early in the bout and yes Tyfo thought about throwing the towel in early but that was a decoy to throw you two off your game. Viva, I had your ass beat right in the center of that ring and I allowed myself to get caught with that punch but the whole world saw that you were seconds away from losing that belt and you know it too!
You know I always thought Seth Drakin was dillusional but boy was I wrong because you Viva are the most dillusional person I have ever been around. I mean if you were so good then why couldn't you free yourself from the figure four after you knocked me out? You landed one lucky punch Viva which is why you are still the champion right now. You are on borrowed time there champ and it scares the hell out of you. I will say this Viva, you do have a lot of guts and I respect you as a wrestler but that is it. That belt you carry might look nice now but it is only a matter of time before that belt is back around my waist where it belongs.
You know Viva, I am sick of hearing about you being the King around here because in your head you believe that you make the matches and control things but in reality you don't control crap! I deserve another shot at that belt, you know it, the fans know it and I know Seth knows it because he can not be happy that the main event ended the way it did. You are right Viva, I do have the grapefruits to say that you lucked out last night because IT'S THE DAMN TRUTH! You landed that one lucky punch and even after you hit it, YOU WERE STILL LOCKED IN THE FIGURE FOUR! Once again Viva you are right, I made a mistake by writing you off and I wont do that again because you did put up a fight but I still had you beat. I will though continue to talk down to you because you have what I want at that is of course the World Heavyweight Title. What kind of consequences are you going to unleash Viva if I don't respect you? Is it gonna be your goons aka the World Tag Team Champions because if it's them then bring them on because they beat the Southwest Connection only once and Tyfo and myself know we can beat them. The Family is a strong unit and they got my back eve with TheSam on a leave of absence we are strong.
Viva, your time as champion is running out and the next time that title is on the line against me, I will walk out as the two time World Heavyweight Champion. Oh and one more thing Viva, I dare you to bring on your so called consequences because I have been through it all here and nothing surprises me. Never in my life have I met a guy who felt so god damn entitled while holding down those more deserving. You get a "months overdue" with little to no explanation, all the while you sit here and act like you are so deserving. Why the f*** would you get a rematch again? You didn't win, I didn't get disqualified. You did nothing to earn it, buddy.
So let me make this REAL clear for you, you may THINK you deserve a shot at my belt, but I will do EVERYTHING in my power to make sure you do not get another shot. You won't even be able to sniff the beautiful, well crafted leather on this bad boy. It's for winners to smell, not for people with just enough talent to lose. This is NOT for excuse makers. Seth: Last I checked....he didnt lose as well. I will talk with the board and I will render a decision soon.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Mar 31, 2010 15:50:27 GMT -5
So, our first tag title defense and it is a successful one. I said that we weren't about to give up those belts anytime soon, and I aim to keep that promise. Smokin' Vokoun, for all your screaming and threats to kill everyone, you really aren't that scary when you're being outwrestled and beaten twice in one night. You fans were also treated to a drum solo that made Neil Peart look like Ringo Starr at Saved By The Bell as well, so count yourselves doubly lucky. Just looking out for my boy Sparks - he's gonna be a great addition to Heavy Metal Hollywood, mark my words.
However, just because The Metal Express are gonna dominate the tag team division, doesn't mean we aren't both look for single success either. Both Dave and I are well aware that we are still in the rankings for the Inter-Forum Title, and this coming week we defend our spots. I get to face TTS yet again, and just like Saved By The Bell, he is gonna be in for extreme disappointment. I actually admire him a little bit, the fact that he keeps coming back after repeated failures. But he really should learn that the appetite for destruction is far from sated, and that he will be counting the lights once again.
One more thing - Naitch keeps referring to us as Viva's goons, when all he's done for the past few months is verbally fellate TheSam at every opportunity. For the record we beat you twice, including the most important match of all for the titles; get your facts straight before you start running your mouth. You will learn to stop bringing us up during your little self-important promos, because it'll come back to bite you in the ass once again. Everybody knows you haven't earned a World Title shot - hell, TTS is a more worthy candidate for one than you are at the moment.
But I digress. My aim from day one has been to win as many titles as possible, and once I add the Inter-Forum Title to the Tag straps, I might just set my sights on that World Title too. I am the future of this company, and if you don't like it...I don't care.
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Post by delurked on Mar 31, 2010 16:03:25 GMT -5
A WWCF.com exclusive:
Jerry Fish: Once again, we’re talking to Titanothere, the Monster of the Mesozoic Age. Titan, what are your thoughts on the results from the Saved by the Bell pay per view?
Titanothere (in ring gear and helmet): It was a heck of a card. Some guys really proved themselves that night. Hangman looked like an absolute beast in his match with Sparks, even if he wasn’t able to claim victory. The Truth Coalition outlasted Square and Amigo in a Dog Collar Match so brutal I admit I got a little queasy watching it. Jonathan Michaels pulled off an amazing upset by beating Jazzman in the Tournament of Honor; a win that clearly meant a lot to the former stuntman. But the match of the night belonged to both Boiler Room Brawler and DR Jackson, with the former coming out on top in a hard fought contest with BRB keeping the Hardcore belt while also claiming the Inter Forum Title. Its enough of an accomplishment to hold one belt In the World Wrestle Crap Federation but to have two simultaneously? That’s a feat that may never be duplicated.
Fish: What did you think of the WWCF Heavyweight Championship Match, in particular how it ended in a draw?
Titan: It was disappointing. You always want to see a clear winner at the end of every match, and that’s especially true when a title is on the line. Neither Little Naitch nor Viva Los Bio Dome got to have that. Hopefully they, and the fans, will have a more conclusive outcome at Thunder Dome. (Breaks into a huge grin) The best part about Saved by the Bell, Jerry, was watching Smokin Vokoun eat not one put two pins: in the Six Pack Challenge and the Tag Team Title Match. Nicely done, Smokie.
Fish: Titan, on next week’s Monday NiteRaw you will compete against Evil M in a match that will determine whether or not he gets to keep his #1 Contender ranking for the Inter Forum Title. What do you think your chances are of beating the former two- time Hardcore Champion?
Titan (turning serious): Its going to be tough, Jerry. Evil M is a monster. There’s no other way to describe him. And he will be especially motivated fighting to keep his place in the pecking order. Monday night I’ll be up against a bigger, tougher, more experienced wrestler whose back is against the figurative wall. But this is my best chance yet to prove to the WWCF Galaxy that I belong here. So, Evil M: be ready. I will be entering this match to win it. Do not mistake my praise for acquiescence. Do not assume my caution signals doubt. And never, ever, confuse my kindness for weakness.
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