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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Mar 24, 2010 22:09:42 GMT -5
Let me start by welcoming Sparks into Heavy Metal Hollywood. This guy is capable of contributing so much more than Koda ever did, plus he's a much better bassist as well. Koda was a poor man's Sid Vicious, which speaks volumes.
I'm looking forward to Saved By The Bell. Looking forward to proving that The Metal Express are worthy tag champions, in spite of what idiots like Little Naitch say. I still can't fathom how he got a title shot in the first place to be honest, but whatever. He claims the Southwest Connection "owned" us, even though the enduring image from that feud is me pinning him and us winning the tag titles. Yeah, we were so owned. You utter moron.
TTS, whoever you pick to back you up, it really doesn't matter. I've said it before and I'll say it again, we worked damn hard to win those belts, we shoved it right in the hater's faces, and we ain't about to relinquish the titles to a guy who molests poultry and whoever is actually willing to team with him.
Saved By The Bell is going to be a night to cherish for Heavy Metal Hollywood. The appetite for destruction will be sated, and we will retain those belts, because its not just about the groupies and the magazine covers, its about showing that we're the best damn team in WWCF. We're going to be champions for a long time, and if you don't like it, we don't care.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Mar 25, 2010 0:45:06 GMT -5
Who you beaten, retired hacks like Starshine and your little "friend" Jay Carrol There was this one mouthy little fella who tagged with Starshine Circle?,Triangle?..............Box?
Bah doesn't matter he's probably not importantTrapezoid. His naem was definitely Trapezoid.
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Post by littlenaitch on Mar 25, 2010 1:46:15 GMT -5
In just a few short days Viva, your reign on top will be coming to an end. I hope you are in some serious training Viva because you will be at a serious disadvantage in this match. Tyfo will not be throwing the towel in on me because he knows that I can tolerate a ton of pain and even if I pass out, I will eventually wake up and then kick your ass some more until Dave has no other choice but to throw that towel in to end your reign! Viva, be ready for pain that you have never felt before in your life and enjoy these final few days as the champ because come Saved by the Bell, I will become the first ever TWO TIME WORLD WRESTLECRAP FEDERATION WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Mar 25, 2010 4:22:13 GMT -5
DR Jackson: It's only a short matter of time. Only a few more days Boiler Room Brawler, until you truely get to see first hand what the Era of Attitude is all about, the Black Dynasty will bring tha noise like non other to become both the Inter-Forum Champion AND the Hardcore Champion.
Theres more to it than that, theres another thing that will make next Monday a monumentous occasion, you see this PPV is Saved By The Bell and it's being held at Bayside High and I cannot wait!
I can't wait to perform in a building that is run by a smart, honest, genuine man like Richard Belding. Belding is a true visionary who surely would not tollerate the ammount of racism that we're all used to at Parts Unknown. And I would truly love to meet the man.
So before I embarass BRB and showthe world what sort of fat chump he is. I would like to personally invite Mr. Belding to come down to the ring for a chat.
And when all is said and done... BRB you better damn pray that you are Saved By The Bell, because that's the only prayer you've got!
Neither Enemy Nor Friend... Damn Right!
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Post by Square on Mar 25, 2010 4:47:57 GMT -5
Who you beaten, retired hacks like Starshine and your little "friend" Jay Carrol There was this one mouthy little fella who tagged with Starshine Circle?,Triangle?..............Box?
Bah doesn't matter he's probably not important You can shove a turd with a diamond, but it's still a turd
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Mar 25, 2010 7:28:48 GMT -5
Ah, finally this wretched highschool get's some REAL teachers, rather than those hacks, like Mr. Dewey.
Isn't that right, YJ? Mr. Dewey is about as good of a teacher as TTS is a good lawyer.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2010 9:52:20 GMT -5
Yeah, TheSam and his Family are in fear of you, I bet. Go ahead. Insult me. Tell me how worthless I am like you have been for the the past months. It will all mean nothing in due time. With the backing of Heavy Metal Hollywood, the Human Hate Machine will not be a working one.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2010 10:04:31 GMT -5
There was this one mouthy little fella who tagged with Starshine Circle?,Triangle?..............Box?
Bah doesn't matter he's probably not important You can shove a turd with a diamond, but it's still a turd Hang on this is bugging me now
Rhombus?
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Mar 25, 2010 16:13:33 GMT -5
Parallellogram?
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Post by Square on Mar 25, 2010 16:15:03 GMT -5
IT WAS ME OK?! BUT THE ONLY REASON YOU WON IS BECAUSE SAM PAID US TO LOSE DAMMIT
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 25, 2010 17:25:30 GMT -5
Yeah, TheSam and his Family are in fear of you, I bet. Go ahead. Insult me. Tell me how worthless I am like you have been for the the past months. It will all mean nothing in due time. With the backing of Heavy Metal Hollywood, the Human Hate Machine will not be a working one. Aww, how cute. Little miss stalker here is trying to go out with Viva to make me jealous.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2010 20:52:39 GMT -5
Go ahead. Insult me. Tell me how worthless I am like you have been for the the past months. It will all mean nothing in due time. With the backing of Heavy Metal Hollywood, the Human Hate Machine will not be a working one. Aww, how cute. Little miss stalker here is trying to go out with Viva to make me jealous. Instead of worrying about the kid who wants to play Spiderman, but couldn't scare Miss Muffet, maybe you should focus on the here and the now. Because right now, your biggest concern should be The Truth Coalition. Because while I keep your new boyfriend Square out of the picture, my buddy YJ is going to have you all to himself. And if you're not scared yet, just remember, he broke my arm, using a basic wrestling move. Imagine what he'll be able to do with the aid of a chain.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 25, 2010 21:20:26 GMT -5
Aww, how cute. Little miss stalker here is trying to go out with Viva to make me jealous. Instead of worrying about the kid who wants to play Spiderman, but couldn't scare Miss Muffet, maybe you should focus on the here and the now. Because right now, your biggest concern should be The Truth Coalition. Because while I keep your new boyfriend Square out of the picture, my buddy YJ is going to have you all to himself. And if you're not scared yet, just remember, he broke my arm, using a basic wrestling move. Imagine what he'll be able to do with the aid of a chain. Whoop-de-doo. I'll category this threat under the same as paper cuts, flies, and smelly garbage.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2010 1:44:14 GMT -5
Go ahead. Insult me. Tell me how worthless I am like you have been for the the past months. It will all mean nothing in due time. With the backing of Heavy Metal Hollywood, the Human Hate Machine will not be a working one. Aww, how cute. Little miss stalker here is trying to go out with Viva to make me jealous. Okay. And I suppose you hiding behind some giant Jamaican freak of nature who wears a trash bag over his head is any better?
Also, I don't think you get the point. I'm not trying to scare anyone. I'm trying to help you understand the raw facts. The fact is that I am perfectly capable of kicking your asses respectively.
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Post by Square on Mar 26, 2010 2:56:46 GMT -5
Aww, how cute. Little miss stalker here is trying to go out with Viva to make me jealous. Instead of worrying about the kid who wants to play Spiderman, but couldn't scare Miss Muffet, maybe you should focus on the here and the now. Because right now, your biggest concern should be The Truth Coalition. Because while I keep your new boyfriend Square out of the picture, my buddy YJ is going to have you all to himself. And if you're not scared yet, just remember, he broke my arm, using a basic wrestling move. Imagine what he'll be able to do with the aid of a chain. "My buddy YJ is going to have you all to himself". AMIGO IS NOT GAY, HE DOESN'T LIKE THAT.Whatever you and YJ want to do in private is nobodies concern, just don't drag the Human Hate Machine in with you
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Post by littlenaitch on Mar 26, 2010 3:09:19 GMT -5
Oh Viiiiiiiiva, the clock is ticking my friend, tick tock tick tock toward the end of your title reign. I hope you are enjoying these last few days as the World Heavyweight champion because come monday night, your reign is over!
Viva, you better be watching tape on me and not worrying about some performace you and your goons are doing at the start of the pay-per-view. I'm going to tell you something Viva, come monday night I am going to give you the most severe beating of your career and you will be begging Dave to throw that towel in to save you. I am going to stretch you limb from limb Viva and make you squirm and yell out in pain. You are not going to be able to walk normal for at least a month after I am done with you. Enjoy these last few days Viva with that belt because I will be walking out of Bayside High School as the TWO TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!
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Post by Viva on Mar 26, 2010 4:47:08 GMT -5
Oh Viiiiiiiiva, the clock is ticking my friend, tick tock tick tock toward the end of your title reign. I hope you are enjoying these last few days as the World Heavyweight champion because come monday night, your reign is over!
Viva, you better be watching tape on me and not worrying about some performace you and your goons are doing at the start of the pay-per-view. I'm going to tell you something Viva, come monday night I am going to give you the most severe beating of your career and you will be begging Dave to throw that towel in to save you. I am going to stretch you limb from limb Viva and make you squirm and yell out in pain. You are not going to be able to walk normal for at least a month after I am done with you. Enjoy these last few days Viva with that belt because I will be walking out of Bayside High School as the TWO TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!! You know, I'll be the first to admit that I'm not one for pain. I don't like it one bit. I don't feed off of it, I don't use it for motivation, I just don't want any parts of it. But god, 'Naitch, am I good at dishing it out. My track record speaks for itself, no?
It's early Friday morning, last call at the bar, and I know it seems like stupid strategy, but you're in the back of my mind right now. I've got my lady girl Lisa Garcia here, we've got the booze, we've got the babes, and we've got the party. And we'll be bringing it with us to Bayside high come monday, oh believe you me.
At the end of the day, 'Naitch, I know you're a man who strives on being prepared. The problem is that you can't prepare for someone like me. A loose cannon in every single sense of the word, and I will be keeping you on your toes. Believe me, I'm ready for a dog fight. And while you've won in your career, and you've had your spot in the sun... It doesn't change the fact that you've been pushed off your pedestal, your throne so to speak. The King is here, and you know, he kind of likes his Kingdom. It's a shame there's only room for one ruler in the kings court. Maybe we could have worked something out. Instead you're on your way to a sure fire ass whoopin' on Monday, buddy. And it's not your fault.
You've been pushed into a match you don't even deserve by an idiot that has no clue how to run a company, probably in a blatant attempt to hold down more class act talent. The fact of the matter is, 'Naitch, you're not the man you used to be. A title win for you would be worth nothing more than the paper it's written on. That's right, I'm calling you out. As I sit here and sip my memosas, and chat it up with my fly girl Lisa, we've both come to the same conclusion.
As your noble King, it is my duty to inform the people that your time has expired. Don't take it personally, 'Naitch. I like you, man. I really do. This time, unlike so many others, it's business. Something you can respect, I'm sure. There are but so many people in the King's court, and oh so few in yours. The odds, the deck, they're stacked against you man.
Oh, look at me. I'm in a drunken ramble, like so many others. Hopefully I haven't divulged too much of my gameplan. Well, see you Monday, man. Luck is for chumps, but you're gonna need it. Good luck, buddy.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 26, 2010 9:53:14 GMT -5
Aww, how cute. Little miss stalker here is trying to go out with Viva to make me jealous. Okay. And I suppose you hiding behind some giant Jamaican freak of nature who wears a trash bag over his head is any better?
Also, I don't think you get the point. I'm not trying to scare anyone. I'm trying to help you understand the raw facts. The fact is that I am perfectly capable of kicking your asses respectively. Yes, since he actually listens on how to be better in wrestling. The second fact is that I don't care about every little thing about your life, which you insist on continously doing like a living twitter.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Mar 27, 2010 0:42:27 GMT -5
WWCF.COM Exclusive
The Nakatomi Plaza set is set up in the middle of the restaurant, Jonathan and Sara are making small talk when the manager returns.
It's about time
I found someone for Sara to interview . . .
The manager rips off his obviously fake mustache to reveal . . .
Me, Jazzman!
Jazzman?
Damn in, we should have known, I mean we were wondering why the manager looked exactly like Jazzman with a false mustache.
You're wearing your ring gear and everything.
Are we doing this or what?
Yeah, go ahead, sit down.
Jazzman plops down in one of the beanbags.
Sara motions to Jonathan, who sticks a dollar in the jukebox and plays Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend, he takes a seat in the other guest beanbag.
Okay, so hi and welcome to Nakatomi Plaza, guys, My first question is for Jazzman, why do you think you would be a better representative for the Championship Of Honor that my Jonny?
Wow Sara, not even a how's it going? And to think I even asked to be here... Well, to answer your question I think that I've proven over my time in this company I'm one of the more valuable commodities here. If I'm near the top everyone is doing well.
But the problem is that I don't have anything against Jono. He's a jam up guy and I think he could easily beat me on Monday. This match has all the makings of a classic and I know that people who are definitely going to win are the fans because they are going to get to see two of the top guys in this company in a match that will prove who is truly the better man, and I think that's me.
Okay, Jonathan, same question.
Well, frankly, I feel I have a lot to prove in this match.
You see, while our CEO, Seth Drakin and myself have had a lot of issues lately, I do respect him for his technical ability in the ring, and I want to prove myself worthy of his respect.
I know it sounds crazy, but I don't only want to be seen as a hardcore wrestler who needs weapons to win matches, I want to send a message to everyone that I am a force to be reckoned with.
So Jazzman, I mean you no offense, but come this Monday, I will beat you, because I have to.
Okay, I have a couple more questions, but first it's time for a quick word from our sponsor.
Jonathan pops out of his beanbag and walks up to the camera, he pulls a pill bottle out of his pocket.
Caffeine pills.
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Jonathan sits back down.
And we're back, so Jazzman, who do you think will win the WWCF title match between Viva Los Bio Dome and Little Naitch?
Well Sara, it's hard to say really. I've wrestled Naitch with my belt on the line and I can tell you straight up that he's going to do everything in his power to win that title on Monday.
On the other hand Viva to me is an enigma. I've never been in a ring with him and he seems quite the dangerous opponent. He also believes in himself, which is important if you wanna be on top.
The real wildcards in the equation are Dave and Tyfo. I know Naitch has said that Tyfo won't that the towel in for any reason. Reminds me of Rocky 4?
good flick
... erm, thanks John. But back to the point I was trying to make. Tyfo haws as much to gain from a Viva win as as Viva loss.
wha?
Let me explain. If Naitch wins, awesome. Title is back with the family. All is well. But if Naitch loses he may take enough out of Viva for Tyfo to at least think about cashing in that briefcase and become that champion himself. That's something Heavy Metal Hollywood needs to think about.
In all, I'll go with Viva, but it really is a match that could go either way.
Jonathan, do you agree?
Well, personally, the question in my mind is, if it does become a long, brutal encounter, as I expect it might, and littlenaitch wins, is Tyfo going to be tempted to cash in on his own partner?
I know Naitch a little better that Tyfo, and I know Naitch wouldn't do it to Tyfo, but I'm not sure I can say the same thing about Tyfo.
I hope it doesn't come to that, and while I am pulling for Naitch to each that mouthy punk Bio-Dome a lesson, I also think Viva will pull it out in the end.
Okay, then, that's all the time we have today, I'd like to thank my guests, and don't forget to tune in this Monday for WWCF Saved By The Bell, LIVE on PPV.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Mar 27, 2010 2:02:58 GMT -5
A WWCF.com exclusive: Jerry Fish: I’m talking to Titanothere, the Monster of the Mesozoic Age, about his participation in the Six Pack Challenge at the upcoming Saved by the Bell pay per view. Titan, the WWCF will be using the results of this match to help determine the wrestlers’ official rankings. What are your thoughts? Titanothere (in his ring gear and helmet): It’s a great way to do it. No politics, no quid pro quo: just half a dozen men fighting it out to determine their place in the pecking order. Fish: Who do you think is the odds on favorite to win the Challenge? Titanothere: Well, the obvious choices are “Champagne” Jay Carroll and Smokin Vokoun. Both men made it to the quarterfinals in the Tournament of Honor and, while losing, still looked strong in defeat. Fish: You must be happy to have played a role in Vokoun’s loss by count out to Jazzman. Titanothere: Jerry, I’ll be happy when Smokin’ Vokoun gets his comeuppance for the rampage he’s committed to the WWCF roster since joining the federation, hopefully by my hands. But my primary concern at Saved by the Bell is beating the all the competition. Besides “Champagne” Jay Carroll and Vokoun I’m going to have to face a determined Inspector Shetty, a seemingly unbalanced and dangerous Cage King, and a skilled high flyer in Kris Kobain. Fish: You hold a victory over Kobain, though there are some who think the win was tainted, that referee Lloyd McFloyd called the match too early. Titanothere: I can see that side of it. But even if they’re right Kobain was going to lose. It was just a matter of when. The great thing about the World Wrestlecrap Federation though is there’s always a chance for a rematch. The Six Pack Challenge will be the perfect opportunity for Kris Kobain, myself, and every other wrestler in it, to prove their worth. Fish: Titanothere, thank you for taking time to talk with us. Titanothere: No problem, Jerry. You’re still coming out to Dave and Buster’s after work, right? My sister really wants to meet you. Fish (pauses uncomfortably): Can I see her picture again? A matter of when? A matter of when!?! A MATTER OF WHEN!!!!!!! ? Titanothere I have my sights set on you. Come Saved By The Bell you better step it up and bring your A game kid. The only matter of when will be when will Kris Kobain decide to win the six pack challenge match. Bring extra oxygen because Sunday I will leave you all breahtless,
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