Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Apr 1, 2010 2:41:14 GMT -5
Honestly, 'Naitch? I don't want to face you again. You don't deserve another shot at this belt. If there is something in it for me, however, I'd gladly beat the meep meep out of you. A shot at redemption for my main man D-Day Dave and some bragging rights against the man so many call the savior of the WWCF would be icing on top of the cake. Maybe we can make this a tag team match. You and Dave vs the unlikely team of myself and Seth. I just gotta run it by Seth to see if he would be up for it. If your team wins, you get the belt. If we win, you admit defeat.
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smokinvokoun
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Post by smokinvokoun on Apr 1, 2010 3:07:03 GMT -5
So....D-Day Dave. You are one half of the WWCF World Tag Team Champions....GOOD FOR YOU!!!! *He sarcastically claps* You know Dave, when I came to the WWCF a few months, ago I didn't expect to be facing a man of your "level" Well, D-Day Dave...THERE ARE NO LEVELS IN WWCF ANYMORE!!! I AM LIVING PROOF!!!! I have proven that anyone can hang with the so-called "Big Boys".... Because I was *this* close to becoming one half of the WWCF World Tag Team Champions, with TTS. I had Headbanger, RIGHT WHERE I WANTED HIM!!! And of course with your "legendary" craftiness, you took that chance away. You distracted me and I foolishly fell for it. You were the one that cost me that match. Never again Dave. I've said it before and I'll say it again...NO ONE CAN BEAT ME IN A FAIR FIGHT. This Monday, "Triple D" I now have YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU!!! You can't run from Ol' Smokie this time. This time you can't escape the torture that I will put you through. THIS TIME D-DAY DAVE, I WILL SEND YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL AND BACK. AND WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU'LL WISH YOU WERE BACK IN HELL!!!!!
And even though....I hate the fans....I will give them something that they will want....YOU'RE BLOOD!!!!
*He giggles and shrieks*
So, think about that D-Day Dave.....THINK ABOUT IT!!!!![/color]
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 1, 2010 6:10:16 GMT -5
Maybe we can make this a tag team match. You and Dave vs the unlikely team of myself and Seth. I just gotta run it by Seth to see if he would be up for it. If your team wins, you get the belt. If we win, you admit defeat. Seth: You might wanna talk to Little Naitch about that because contractually, he can put the kibash on any retun to the ring talks.
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Dave at the Movies
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VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Apr 1, 2010 7:08:26 GMT -5
I haven't been in a one on one match in a while but Smokin Vokoun is going to find out real quick why they call me the Guitar Guru. I've been watching you Vokoun and you seem to be a very disturbed individual. Just let me ask you one thing. Why are you so mad? Take a sip of beer once in a while. Kick back. You can't go through life and be a winner when you are mad and act like such a loser.
In that ring next week I'm going to teach you a lesson and it is a lesson in how to get something done. Me and Headbanger already showed you how it's done in tag team wrestling. Now next week on Monday Niteraw I'm going to show you how it is done in singles competition.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Apr 1, 2010 9:55:34 GMT -5
Jacket, the Revolution of Evolution doesn't want to fight you. So heres the deal, $20,000 dollars and you just walk on out of that ring. Both get to rest after that stupid dog collar match, and you get $20,000 for what ever education thing you wanna do. TheRevolution of Evolution, along with his partner in crime, Amigo, cost me my one chance at the Inter-Forum Championship. Thanks to you, my one match took place during a serious injury at the hands of two delinquents. Since then, I've sworn two things:
1) To get my revenge, which I did.
2) To get another shot at the Inter-Forum Championship, which I will.
You're just a stepping stone to my next goal.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Apr 1, 2010 10:08:10 GMT -5
You know what, I really don't feel like elaborating this week. Imstead, I'm going to perform a little play that I would like to call "Jay Carroll vs. Sparks".
*Jay Carroll grabs a bucket and a ten gallon jug, then pours water into it. He then grabs a lighter and a sparkler firework*
This bucket represents myself, and the sparkler is , well, Sparks.
*Jay lights the sparkler*
And, scene!
*Jay drops the sparkler into the bucket*
End of story.
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Square
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Post by Square on Apr 1, 2010 12:19:47 GMT -5
Jacket, the Revolution of Evolution doesn't want to fight you. So heres the deal, $20,000 dollars and you just walk on out of that ring. Both get to rest after that stupid dog collar match, and you get $20,000 for what ever education thing you wanna do. TheRevolution of Evolution, along with his partner in crime, Amigo, cost me my one chance at the Inter-Forum Championship. Thanks to you, my one match took place during a serious injury at the hands of two delinquents. Since then, I've sworn two things:
1) To get my revenge, which I did.
2) To get another shot at the Inter-Forum Championship, which I will.
You're just a stepping stone to my next goal. One on one kid, you're nothing compared to the Murderer of Dreams. You will never, EVER beat God's Gift to wrestling one on one.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Apr 1, 2010 12:31:13 GMT -5
TheRevolution of Evolution, along with his partner in crime, Amigo, cost me my one chance at the Inter-Forum Championship. Thanks to you, my one match took place during a serious injury at the hands of two delinquents. Since then, I've sworn two things:
1) To get my revenge, which I did.
2) To get another shot at the Inter-Forum Championship, which I will.
You're just a stepping stone to my next goal. One on one kid, you're nothing compared to the Murderer of Dreams. You will never, EVER beat God's Gift to wrestling one on one. Stop talking into a mirror and address me.
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Square
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Post by Square on Apr 1, 2010 12:47:11 GMT -5
One on one kid, you're nothing compared to the Murderer of Dreams. You will never, EVER beat God's Gift to wrestling one on one. Stop talking into a mirror and address me.*Square goes face to face with Jacket* The truth is, you are NOTHING compared to the Revolution of Evolution. And one on one, you are going to have your teeth knocked out your mouth thanks to the Squarplosion.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Apr 1, 2010 13:53:52 GMT -5
If your team wins, you get the belt. If we win, you admit defeat. Seth: You might wanna talk to Little Naitch about that because contractually, he can put the kibash on any retun to the ring talks. Uh... I am talking to littlenaitch about that.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2010 14:45:07 GMT -5
You know what, I really don't feel like elaborating this week. Imstead, I'm going to perform a little play that I would like to call "Jay Carroll vs. Sparks". *Jay Carroll grabs a bucket and a ten gallon jug, then pours water into it. He then grabs a lighter and a sparkler firework* This bucket represents myself, and the sparkler is , well, Sparks. *Jay lights the sparkler* And, scene! *Jay drops the sparkler into the bucket* End of story. *Sparks walks on to the set, clapping* Bravo bravo. Very clever. I really like how you used a sparkler to represent me. That's so creative and original. All joking aside, you and your thugs will be intercepted and thrown into the eternal mosh pit by the HMH. Oh, and one more thing. I think you might wanna check your back. Looks like Scar escaped from his box.*Jay checks on his back as Sparks walks off, only to find a yellow sheet of dirty and crinkled paper that says "APRIL FOOLS, CHUM! See you in the ring Monday!". Jay shreds the paper up and storms off the set.*
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Apr 1, 2010 15:12:49 GMT -5
Stop talking into a mirror and address me. *Square goes face to face with Jacket* The truth is, you are NOTHING compared to the Revolution of Evolution. And one on one, you are going to have your teeth knocked out your mouth thanks to the Squarplosion.*YJ looks straight into Square's eyes. It looks as if he's about to speak, but instead just walks away, with a smug look on his face.* We'll see come this Monday.
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littlenaitch
Dennis Stamp
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Post by littlenaitch on Apr 1, 2010 15:29:45 GMT -5
Maybe we can make this a tag team match. You and Dave vs the unlikely team of myself and Seth. I just gotta run it by Seth to see if he would be up for it. If your team wins, you get the belt. If we win, you admit defeat.As long as Seth is game, then I accept!! I think we should do this at Wrestle-CrApocalypse!!
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Square
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Post by Square on Apr 1, 2010 15:53:26 GMT -5
*Square goes face to face with Jacket* The truth is, you are NOTHING compared to the Revolution of Evolution. And one on one, you are going to have your teeth knocked out your mouth thanks to the Squarplosion.*YJ looks straight into Square's eyes. It looks as if he's about to speak, but instead just walks away, with a smug look on his face.* We'll see come this Monday.*Square runs at Jacket and hits the Squarplosion to the back of the head* If you want to play smug with me bitch, don't turn your back
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Apr 1, 2010 18:01:16 GMT -5
*From The Boiler Room*
I did it! I have finally gotten the World WrestleCrap Federation Inter-Forum Championship and I still hold the World WrestleCrap Federation Hardcore Championship as well.
I am now the number two man in this company. Hell, I'm number three as well!
It's a great day to be me, BRB, and it's even better to be in The Fam-il-y! We now have two belts in our group, proving that D-Day and The Sam were right to pick me back in my Corporate days, and The Sam was right to ask me to join him again.
And soon enough I have no doubt that The Southwest Connection is going to take the belts off of The Heavy Metal Express, and this Monday, Jay Carroll is going to secure the World WrestleCrap Federation World Championship Belt for Littlenaitch.
Everything is working fine for the Family, and Tyfo is our little ace in the hole because he is still Mr. Money In The Bank and no one has dared to challenge him to a match over it.
This is just the beginning WWCF Galaxy, and I have a feeling that the best is yet to come.
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Post by The Hangman on Apr 1, 2010 21:47:01 GMT -5
*On the plains of Parts Unknown*
I'm not very happy losing, especially to such a cheap trick that munchkin pulled. Still, I must be stoic in the face of such conflict. On Sunday, I must move on, and continue on my journey to the top of the Hardcore Division.
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Post by Tyfo on Apr 2, 2010 21:50:07 GMT -5
*We see a close-up shot of the Money in the Bank briefcase sitting in a locker. The camera moves to the side and we see Tyfo sitting beside it* You know, all week fans have been coming up to me, people have been sending me e-mails and texts, all wondering the same thing. Why? Why Tyfo? Why didn't you cash in your title shot at Saved By The Bell? Why when Viva was prone in the middle of the ring after the figure four and the match had ended and you were right there at ringside, RIGHT THERE, why didn't you step between those ropes and take the championship?
Why? I'll tell you why. Because what would it have gotten me? The title? Yes, it would have gotten me the title, but that's all. You see, it's about much more then just a piece of gold. It's about the honor, it's about the prestige, and it's about the respect that comes with wearing that title. Winning it that way wouldn't have earned me anything but a big hunk of gold.
To some, that's enough. That's all they want in life is the physical possessions. To me it's about much more then that. To me it's about showing everyone that I am every bit of the wrestler that I say that I am. Winning the championship in that manner would have gained me little. Not only would I have beaten a battered champion, but I would have stepped over my own partner and best friends spotlight, and that's not what I want to do.
This briefcase that I have been carrying around since Gookermania is a symbol. It's not just signifying a title shot, it's signifying the future of the WWCF. This symbolizes that when the time is right, the time that I choose, when that time comes I WILL be the man in this company. I WILL be the World Heavyweight Champion, and I WILL be the one to carry that championship with the pride and swagger of a champion.
As the clock ticks down to the time that I take my opportunity, it just leaves that one important question. When's the Pain Train coming? I've proved time and time again that when you step between those ropes with me, I can and I will break you in half, enemy or friend. When's the Pain Train coming? No matter who holds the title when the time is right, I will take it from you, I'll show you that I am the next dynasty of this business, the next true champion of this industry. No matter what happens, it's going to be lingering in the back of your mind....
.....When's the Pain Train coming?
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 2, 2010 22:32:47 GMT -5
*We see a close-up shot of the Money in the Bank briefcase sitting in a locker. The camera moves to the side and we see Tyfo sitting beside it* You know, all week fans have been coming up to me, people have been sending me e-mails and texts, all wondering the same thing. Why? Why Tyfo? Why didn't you cash in your title shot at Saved By The Bell? Why when Viva was prone in the middle of the ring after the figure four and the match had ended and you were right there at ringside, RIGHT THERE, why didn't you step between those ropes and take the championship?
Why? I'll tell you why. Because what would it have gotten me? The title? Yes, it would have gotten me the title, but that's all. You see, it's about much more then just a piece of gold. It's about the honor, it's about the prestige, and it's about the respect that comes with wearing that title. Winning it that way wouldn't have earned me anything but a big hunk of gold.
To some, that's enough. That's all they want in life is the physical possessions. To me it's about much more then that. To me it's about showing everyone that I am every bit of the wrestler that I say that I am. Winning the championship in that manner would have gained me little. Not only would I have beaten a battered champion, but I would have stepped over my own partner and best friends spotlight, and that's not what I want to do.
This briefcase that I have been carrying around since Gookermania is a symbol. It's not just signifying a title shot, it's signifying the future of the WWCF. This symbolizes that when the time is right, the time that I choose, when that time comes I WILL be the man in this company. I WILL be the World Heavyweight Champion, and I WILL be the one to carry that championship with the pride and swagger of a champion.
As the clock ticks down to the time that I take my opportunity, it just leaves that one important question. When's the Pain Train coming? I've proved time and time again that when you step between those ropes with me, I can and I will break you in half, enemy or friend. When's the Pain Train coming? No matter who holds the title when the time is right, I will take it from you, I'll show you that I am the next dynasty of this business, the next true champion of this industry. No matter what happens, it's going to be lingering in the back of your mind....
.....When's the Pain Train coming? Tyfo, you talk about the Pain Train, you talk about how you're the next dynasty and the true champion.
You do an awful lot of talking, Tyfo.
Well, so do I.
The difference lately is that I back it up.
Last time I checked, I was winning this Championship Of Honor, your partner Little Naitch was fighting for the WWCF Title, and you were . . .
Not doing much of anything, really.
So instead of running your mouth about how much better you are than those of us who've actually accomplished something lately, how about you prove how tough you are.
How about Next Week I put my Championship Of Honor on the line against you?
Then we'll see whether or not I can derail the Pain Train.
And, Cut.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 2, 2010 23:54:02 GMT -5
Although I am not in action for some reason this week, there is going to be a big surprise before the two shows are over.
Also, I tire of this Viva/Littlenaitch thing. He said he would step down for others, then f***ing step down for me! I'm not letting these gatekeepers and bureaucrats from holding me down with inferior opponents anymore.
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littlenaitch
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Post by littlenaitch on Apr 3, 2010 2:22:49 GMT -5
Although I am not in action for some reason this week, there is going to be a big surprise before the two shows are over.
Also, I tire of this Viva/Littlenaitch thing. He said he would step down for others, then f***ing step down for me! I'm not letting these gatekeepers and bureaucrats from holding me down with inferior opponents anymore. Hey Amigo, if you want that title match that badly then why don't you take it next week?
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