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Post by Kris Kobain on Apr 3, 2010 3:37:44 GMT -5
*We see a tight shot close up of a pair of eyes. The camera pans back and we see Kris Kobain. He starts pacing back and forth looking off in all directons. Suddenly he and turns back towards the camera.
"You know........."
*He starts pacing again.
"I hear all this talk about people stepping down and people going after the title. I say don't waste your time."
*He stops pacing and smiles at the camera then continues pacing again.
"We all know that it's inevitable that I will be the top star off this company very soon. You people talk about 5 star matches. Well when I came along they had to add one more level to that. They just call it the Kobain level. I'm that much better than anyone I step in the ring with. I'm on a collision course with eternal glorification. They might as well change the name of this company. I can see it now......."
*Stops pacing and looks up in the air and spreads his hands above his head
"Kobain Championship Wrestling."
*Starts pacing again then turns and stops.
"I'm puting the whole roster on notice. The one man hilight reel, the one man dynasty is going to light a fuse and run through the roster like a man on fire. Inspector Shetty.....it starts with you. Sooner or later you're all going to feel.....The Afterburn."
*the camera starts to zoom in as Kobain laughs maniacly. Then fades to black.
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Post by Tyfo on Apr 4, 2010 14:59:14 GMT -5
*We see a close-up shot of the Money in the Bank briefcase sitting in a locker. The camera moves to the side and we see Tyfo sitting beside it* You know, all week fans have been coming up to me, people have been sending me e-mails and texts, all wondering the same thing. Why? Why Tyfo? Why didn't you cash in your title shot at Saved By The Bell? Why when Viva was prone in the middle of the ring after the figure four and the match had ended and you were right there at ringside, RIGHT THERE, why didn't you step between those ropes and take the championship?
Why? I'll tell you why. Because what would it have gotten me? The title? Yes, it would have gotten me the title, but that's all. You see, it's about much more then just a piece of gold. It's about the honor, it's about the prestige, and it's about the respect that comes with wearing that title. Winning it that way wouldn't have earned me anything but a big hunk of gold.
To some, that's enough. That's all they want in life is the physical possessions. To me it's about much more then that. To me it's about showing everyone that I am every bit of the wrestler that I say that I am. Winning the championship in that manner would have gained me little. Not only would I have beaten a battered champion, but I would have stepped over my own partner and best friends spotlight, and that's not what I want to do.
This briefcase that I have been carrying around since Gookermania is a symbol. It's not just signifying a title shot, it's signifying the future of the WWCF. This symbolizes that when the time is right, the time that I choose, when that time comes I WILL be the man in this company. I WILL be the World Heavyweight Champion, and I WILL be the one to carry that championship with the pride and swagger of a champion.
As the clock ticks down to the time that I take my opportunity, it just leaves that one important question. When's the Pain Train coming? I've proved time and time again that when you step between those ropes with me, I can and I will break you in half, enemy or friend. When's the Pain Train coming? No matter who holds the title when the time is right, I will take it from you, I'll show you that I am the next dynasty of this business, the next true champion of this industry. No matter what happens, it's going to be lingering in the back of your mind....
.....When's the Pain Train coming? Tyfo, you talk about the Pain Train, you talk about how you're the next dynasty and the true champion.
You do an awful lot of talking, Tyfo.
Well, so do I.
The difference lately is that I back it up.
Last time I checked, I was winning this Championship Of Honor, your partner Little Naitch was fighting for the WWCF Title, and you were . . .
Not doing much of anything, really.
So instead of running your mouth about how much better you are than those of us who've actually accomplished something lately, how about you prove how tough you are.
How about Next Week I put my Championship Of Honor on the line against you?
Then we'll see whether or not I can derail the Pain Train.
And, Cut. What have I done lately...let's see. Well first off, I was part of a winning team at War Games....again.....along with you! I defeated my tag team partner under the rules of honor in what many are calling a classic. And there's still the matter of this briefcase in my hand.
But maybe your right. I need to add a little something to that, and I think the Championship of Honor would fit me like a glove.
So you threw down the challenge for next week, and I'll accept. I have plenty of respect for you, but that won't stop me from taking your title!
You want to try to derail the Pain Train? Well bring the best you've got. I'll be ready.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 6, 2010 0:18:21 GMT -5
*After MNR*
You know, I've seen some pretty stupid s*** in my time, but that crap that was graciously called a main event TRUMPS anything in recent memory. Our so-called champion was cowering like a child against Littlenaitch, so he has messenger boy fight for his title?!? And you people hate me? I FOUNDED that title, and seeing that....that BULLS***, just abolish it, and try again.
Oh, and yes, ol' Blackout is now on my side. Numbers count, you know.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 6, 2010 1:50:55 GMT -5
So, that happened.
Next week on Heatz, I'll enter the Boiler Room and let the Brawler know whatever he wants.
And next week on NiteRaw I will successfully defend my Championship Of Honor against Tyfo and prove myself a far more worthy champion that the man currently holding the World Title.
And, cut.
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Post by smokinvokoun on Apr 6, 2010 3:25:40 GMT -5
Heavy Metal Express... I knew you two were arrogant pricks, I knew you two were stupid behind all belief....BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT YOU TWO WERE TOTAL COWARDS!!! The last time I saw people run that fast away from me...WAS MY LAST DATE!!! And let me say, THAT YOU TWO ARE MORE WOMAN THAN SHE WAS!!!
*He rubs his bloody forehead and looks at his hand*
And know, I also realize, that you D Day Dave, can't beat me in a fair fight....LIKE A REAL MAN!!! Real men don't hit men with little things like GUITARS!!! You know what....
*He picks up a guitar and then he giggles*
You see this Headbanger Man....this is YOUR guitar. It's pretty nice actually....I'm sure you really really REALLY LOVE IT!!!
*He plays the guitar really really badly. Then he HITS HIMSELF IN THE HEAD WITH THE GUITAR...and wears it around his neck*
THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR GUITAR HEADBANGER MAN!!!! AND THIS WHAT I THINK YOU D-DAY DAVE...AND THIS WHAT I THINK OF THE ENTIRE HEAVY METAL EXPRESS HOLLYWOOD.YOU SEE I WON'T BE SO EASY TO HIT WITH THESE PIECES OF CRAP!!!! YOU TWO LITTLE WOMEN DON'T NEED TO HIT ME OVER THE HEAD WITH GUITARS ANYMORE, I CAN DO IT MYSELF!!!! AND PROBABLY A LOT HARDER....because while you did hit me over the head D Day Dave, you didn't hit me hard enough to get the job done. But I know you guys don't have half a brain and will actually try to get revenge on me and that's cool, I'm down with that. So if you two wanna come to the arena and find me....I'm still here... I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!! I will stay in this locker room until the next show. Hell, Titanothere, you can come over too, because I'm done with you yet. Hell, the whole WWCF roster can come over... *In an angry sarcastic tone* we'll have an old fashioned SLEEP OVER!!!! WOOOHOOO!!!!
*He laughs uncontrollably, then gets serious*
But in all honesty Heavy Metal Express....I hate both of your guy's guts. You two are spineless worms who deserve to be destroyed. You can bring anyone in to take me out, hell bring your leader.... QUEEN EVITA LOS JURY DUTY!!!!!....or whatever his name is....to take me out. And I will wipe the floor with him too. So just think about all that I said to you guys. Just.....think about it.[/color]
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Post by Viva on Apr 6, 2010 3:47:10 GMT -5
So, that happened.
Next week on Heatz, I'll enter the Boiler Room and let the Brawler know whatever he wants.
And next week on NiteRaw I will successfully defend my Championship Of Honor against Tyfo and prove myself a far more worthy champion that the man currently holding the World Title.
And, cut. What the f*** did you just say? Listen here, Johnny. I already beat that fat sack of s*** Tyfo. I Bio-Domed the weak bitch into a dumpster. Who the f*** do you think you are? Honestly? Because you won Seth's pet title, you think you're a contender now? You think you're going to be more worthy for this here title after you beat someone I've already beaten? Get a clue, douche.
You've never been on my level. You're confusing me with something you're quite familiar with being, a scrub.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2010 5:08:10 GMT -5
*Sparks walks into a dim lit and empty arena where Niteraw took place with a mic in his hand. His steps towards the ring can be heard like a pin drop reverberation through the arena.*
*He slowly crawls into the ring and goes to the corner. He sits in the corner as if he we're a transient propped up against a worn brick wall. Arms and hands shaking, he puts the mic close to his lips and speaks with a hoarse voice.*
Molting...the process of shedding one's former shell and becoming something entirely new. Tonight...it's what you all saw. It's what Carrol saw. It's what all the superstars in the back saw. All of the announcers saw. All of the cameras captured, and what all of the recorders...recorded.
*A video of spiders catching and eating various prey materializes on the titantron.*
Some of you may have been scared...or frightened by what transpired here tonight. It's natural to feel that. It's also natural for things to change. That is the concept of life. Things changing. Everywhere. Anywhere. 24/7. So don't be surprised when you see some...changes taking place before your very eyes in the coming weeks.
*Sparks drops the mic and starts to get out of the ring, but he stops at a stand still for a few seconds. He reverses himself and gets back in the ring. He becomes more sporadic and snatches up the mic.*
One...more...thing. Don't forget. You and me. Soon.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 6, 2010 14:08:10 GMT -5
Seth: While I am not here to defend Jonathan, I will take offense to you calling the Championship of Honor "my pet title". That title meant more to me than the world title will ever mean to you. Hell, the reason I even took the world title was as leverage so I could get back my Championship of Honor from Jazzman, who contreversally won it.
Of course, seeing someone who doesn't have an once of honor in him...............I can sense that you dont look at titles as accomplishments. You view them as props for your band's show.
Also, let me clear a few things up to you from NiteRaw. Your accomplishments in winning the King of WrestleCrap, I respect that. You earned your oppurtunity to get a world title shot. You beat two main eventers to get that oppurtunity.
What I don't respect is the fact that because I made you earn your spot as main eventer, you don't like me. If you look at my entire career, I made everyone and I mean everyone, earn that spot in my eyes. I also don't like it that you attempted to hit on my girlfriend aka the commissioner and when that failed, you talk bad about her.
So because I didnt treat you any differently than anyone else, you think that I didn't believe in you. You might want to look at my history to know that I don't believe in anyone and the only way that can achieve my respect or admiration is do something about and don't piss me off.
So since you seem willing to beat me up, I would love to give you the chance at it....NEXT WEEK. You vs me. I win, you defend that world title against Little Naitch one on one at Thunderdome. You lose, you can get the one thing you got mad at Jessica for, a shot at the Championship of Honor....because let's forget that she took your name out of the draw because of your decision to put your career on the line against Aaron for his career and title.
You want me to respect you..............do to me what those who have my respect have done to me. Beat It Out Of Me!!!!
Or is this fire-breathing monster afraid of attempting to earn respect.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Apr 6, 2010 15:01:19 GMT -5
So, that happened.
Next week on Heatz, I'll enter the Boiler Room and let the Brawler know whatever he wants.
And next week on NiteRaw I will successfully defend my Championship Of Honor against Tyfo and prove myself a far more worthy champion that the man currently holding the World Title.
And, cut. The fact that you are the Champion of Honor is a disgrace.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2010 15:50:33 GMT -5
*We see a tight shot close up of a pair of eyes. The camera pans back and we see Kris Kobain. He starts pacing back and forth looking off in all directons. Suddenly he and turns back towards the camera. "You know........." *He starts pacing again. "I hear all this talk about people stepping down and people going after the title. I say don't waste your time." *He stops pacing and smiles at the camera then continues pacing again. "We all know that it's inevitable that I will be the top star off this company very soon. You people talk about 5 star matches. Well when I came along they had to add one more level to that. They just call it the Kobain level. I'm that much better than anyone I step in the ring with. I'm on a collision course with eternal glorification. They might as well change the name of this company. I can see it now......." *Stops pacing and looks up in the air and spreads his hands above his head "Kobain Championship Wrestling." *Starts pacing again then turns and stops. "I'm puting the whole roster on notice. The one man hilight reel, the one man dynasty is going to light a fuse and run through the roster like a man on fire. Inspector Shetty.....it starts with you. Sooner or later you're all going to feel.....The Afterburn." *the camera starts to zoom in as Kobain laughs maniacly. Then fades to black. *Claps at Kobain Well done Kobain, you beat me. Congratulations. Your sad little career here in WWCF is finally noticable after all of your previous failure.
But let me tell you something, kid. You don't have my respect. To me, your on the same level as the fungi that grows at the bottom of barrell. The only thing I like about you is beating the living crap out of you.
So as I see, its 1-1. That means a we're tied if your not smart enough. So, if you want to prove something punk, and maybe earn my respect, you'll face me in a decider between us two. But for your own safety, I recommend that you run to the hills like the little b**** you are.
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THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Apr 6, 2010 16:08:23 GMT -5
Seth: While I am not here to defend Jonathan, I will take offense to you calling the Championship of Honor "my pet title". That title meant more to me than the world title will ever mean to you. Hell, the reason I even took the world title was as leverage so I could get back my Championship of Honor from Jazzman, who contreversally won it.
Of course, seeing someone who doesn't have an once of honor in him...............I can sense that you dont look at titles as accomplishments. You view them as props for your band's show.
Also, let me clear a few things up to you from NiteRaw. Your accomplishments in winning the King of WrestleCrap, I respect that. You earned your oppurtunity to get a world title shot. You beat two main eventers to get that oppurtunity.
What I don't respect is the fact that because I made you earn your spot as main eventer, you don't like me. If you look at my entire career, I made everyone and I mean everyone, earn that spot in my eyes. I also don't like it that you attempted to hit on my girlfriend aka the commissioner and when that failed, you talk bad about her.
So because I didnt treat you any differently than anyone else, you think that I didn't believe in you. You might want to look at my history to know that I don't believe in anyone and the only way that can achieve my respect or admiration is do something about and don't piss me off.
So since you seem willing to beat me up, I would love to give you the chance at it....NEXT WEEK. You vs me. I win, you defend that world title against Little Naitch one on one at Thunderdome. You lose, you can get the one thing you got mad at Jessica for, a shot at the Championship of Honor....because let's forget that she took your name out of the draw because of your decision to put your career on the line against Aaron for his career and title.
You want me to respect you..............do to me what those who have my respect have done to me. Beat It Out Of Me!!!!
Or is this fire-breathing monster afraid of attempting to earn respect. I don't want your championship of honor. I never have. I don't care what you have to say about it, it is your pet title. Just because you used to give a damn about it doesn't change the fact that you're the only one who thinks it has any sort of prestige.
You say I'm mad at you because I don't think you respect my accomplishments. That couldn't be further from the truth. What I'm mad about is despite my several attempts to get a shot I rightfully deserved at any title, I was met with instant opposition and told to earn it the hard way. The second I do that, you hand an undeserved titleshot to 'Naitchy for NO reason, and you expect me to sit here and be okay with that? Well f*** you, boss. That's not how I work.
I've been thinking long and hard about this, and I'll take that match under one condition. Instead of me getting a shot at your Championship of Honor, if I win, I want to become the permanent host and third commentator of Sunday Night Heatz!!1.
The balls in your court, boss.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 6, 2010 16:15:51 GMT -5
Seth: While I am not here to defend Jonathan, I will take offense to you calling the Championship of Honor "my pet title". That title meant more to me than the world title will ever mean to you. Hell, the reason I even took the world title was as leverage so I could get back my Championship of Honor from Jazzman, who contreversally won it.
Of course, seeing someone who doesn't have an once of honor in him...............I can sense that you dont look at titles as accomplishments. You view them as props for your band's show.
Also, let me clear a few things up to you from NiteRaw. Your accomplishments in winning the King of WrestleCrap, I respect that. You earned your oppurtunity to get a world title shot. You beat two main eventers to get that oppurtunity.
What I don't respect is the fact that because I made you earn your spot as main eventer, you don't like me. If you look at my entire career, I made everyone and I mean everyone, earn that spot in my eyes. I also don't like it that you attempted to hit on my girlfriend aka the commissioner and when that failed, you talk bad about her.
So because I didnt treat you any differently than anyone else, you think that I didn't believe in you. You might want to look at my history to know that I don't believe in anyone and the only way that can achieve my respect or admiration is do something about and don't piss me off.
So since you seem willing to beat me up, I would love to give you the chance at it....NEXT WEEK. You vs me. I win, you defend that world title against Little Naitch one on one at Thunderdome. You lose, you can get the one thing you got mad at Jessica for, a shot at the Championship of Honor....because let's forget that she took your name out of the draw because of your decision to put your career on the line against Aaron for his career and title.
You want me to respect you..............do to me what those who have my respect have done to me. Beat It Out Of Me!!!!
Or is this fire-breathing monster afraid of attempting to earn respect. I don't want your championship of honor. I never have. I don't care what you have to say about it, it is your pet title. Just because you used to give a damn about it doesn't change the fact that you're the only one who thinks it has any sort of prestige.
You say I'm mad at you because I don't think you respect my accomplishments. That couldn't be further from the truth. What I'm mad about is despite my several attempts to get a shot I rightfully deserved at any title, I was met with instant opposition and told to earn it the hard way. The second I do that, you hand an undeserved titleshot to 'Naitchy for NO reason, and you expect me to sit here and be okay with that? Well f*** you, boss. That's not how I work.
I've been thinking long and hard about this, and I'll take that match under one condition. Instead of me getting a shot at your Championship of Honor, if I win, I want to become the permanent host and third commentator of Sunday Night Heatz!!1.
The balls in your court, boss. Seth: You want that??? Fine!!!! Now that we got this out of the way......because of contractual obligations, I have to get Little Naitch's permission on this.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 6, 2010 19:07:48 GMT -5
Seth: Oh yeah....I should tell you that world champions have already earned their spot in the main event so I do negotiate world title shots for them. Everyone else has to earn their shots.
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Post by Viva on Apr 6, 2010 19:15:34 GMT -5
Seth: Oh yeah....I should tell you that world champions have already earned their spot in the main event so I do negotiate world title shots for them. Everyone else has to earn their shots. We'll see how that bulls*** holds up if I ever lose my title. Guaranteed you won't coddle me like you do 'Naitch.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 6, 2010 19:21:26 GMT -5
Seth: Oh yeah....I should tell you that world champions have already earned their spot in the main event so I do negotiate world title shots for them. Everyone else has to earn their shots. We'll see how that bulls*** holds up if I ever lose my title. Guaranteed you won't coddle me like you do 'Naitch. Seth: Dude.....you have a rematch clause on your contract. You will get a world title shot if you lose the belt. Or do you not know how to read your own contract???
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Post by Viva on Apr 6, 2010 19:40:58 GMT -5
We'll see how that bulls*** holds up if I ever lose my title. Guaranteed you won't coddle me like you do 'Naitch. Seth: Dude.....you have a rematch clause on your contract. You will get a world title shot if you lose the belt. Or do you not know how to read your own contract??? Knowing you, you'll find a way to take it away from me. It'll be just another moving part in your rube goldberg scheme to hold me down. I see right through you.
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Post by Square on Apr 6, 2010 19:50:46 GMT -5
Seth: Dude.....you have a rematch clause on your contract. You will get a world title shot if you lose the belt. Or do you not know how to read your own contract??? Knowing you, you'll find a way to take it away from me. It'll be just another moving part in your rube goldberg scheme to hold me down. I see right through you. YOU'RE THE FREAKING WORLD CHAMPION. YOU'RE NOT BEING HELD DOWN! Seriously, what the hell is your problem. You've worked so, so hard in keeping people down enough so that there are no viable contenders for your belt, you might as well enjoy it you little snake in the grass bastard.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 6, 2010 19:57:50 GMT -5
Knowing you, you'll find a way to take it away from me. It'll be just another moving part in your rube goldberg scheme to hold me down. I see right through you. YOU'RE THE FREAKING WORLD CHAMPION. YOU'RE NOT BEING HELD DOWN! Seriously, what the hell is your problem. You've worked so, so hard in keeping people down enough so that there are no viable contenders for your belt, you might as well enjoy it you little snake in the grass bastard. Seth: I agree with Square here. There are men who I hate more than you, Viva and do you see me hold them down? The answer would be no. I'm just doing what is best for business.
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Post by Viva on Apr 6, 2010 20:04:06 GMT -5
Knowing you, you'll find a way to take it away from me. It'll be just another moving part in your rube goldberg scheme to hold me down. I see right through you. YOU'RE THE FREAKING WORLD CHAMPION. YOU'RE NOT BEING HELD DOWN! Seriously, what the hell is your problem. You've worked so, so hard in keeping people down enough so that there are no viable contenders for your belt, you might as well enjoy it you little snake in the grass bastard. Please, who are you to tell me what's going on with my situation? You have not one f***ing clue. You've been jealous of my rise to the top since moment one, so I have absolutely no reason to listen to anything you tell me. I am the world champion, and my road to get here was the toughest road possible. Now, I'm getting force fed to the ringer of former champions with no credible reason to be vying for my belt. I want fresh blood, and I want it now. Finally, Seth Drakin has given me the opportunity to punch him in the pacemaker and get what I want.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 6, 2010 20:17:25 GMT -5
YOU'RE THE FREAKING WORLD CHAMPION. YOU'RE NOT BEING HELD DOWN! Seriously, what the hell is your problem. You've worked so, so hard in keeping people down enough so that there are no viable contenders for your belt, you might as well enjoy it you little snake in the grass bastard. Please, who are you to tell me what's going on with my situation? You have not one f***ing clue. You've been jealous of my rise to the top since moment one, so I have absolutely no reason to listen to anything you tell me. I am the world champion, and my road to get here was the toughest road possible. Now, I'm getting force fed to the ringer of former champions with no credible reason to be vying for my belt. I want fresh blood, and I want it now. Finally, Seth Drakin has given me the opportunity to punch him in the pacemaker and get what I want. Seth: Just because I don't wrestle anymore doesn't mean facing me will be any sort of cakewalk. Just remember that there is a reason I am a former world champion and there is a reason I was never to be taken lightly.
You better fear the Tail's End because once I hit it, your delusions will be gone and you will fall back into reality.
Oh yeah, and if you value the health and pride of your stablemates......you will come alone.
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