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Post by Square on Apr 6, 2010 20:33:37 GMT -5
YOU'RE THE FREAKING WORLD CHAMPION. YOU'RE NOT BEING HELD DOWN! Seriously, what the hell is your problem. You've worked so, so hard in keeping people down enough so that there are no viable contenders for your belt, you might as well enjoy it you little snake in the grass bastard. Please, who are you to tell me what's going on with my situation? You have not one f***ing clue. You've been jealous of my rise to the top since moment one, so I have absolutely no reason to listen to anything you tell me. I am the world champion, and my road to get here was the toughest road possible. Now, I'm getting force fed to the ringer of former champions with no credible reason to be vying for my belt. I want fresh blood, and I want it now. Finally, Seth Drakin has given me the opportunity to punch him in the pacemaker and get what I want. Jealous? Get your head out of your ass. If it wasn't for me you wouldn't be in this spot. I've been your accidental fairy godmother. Who twisted Stryker's arm into returning? Square. Who made Aaron Enigma look like the greatest wrestler in this company? Square. Who was set to become the freaking king of Wrestlecrap before you took out Stryker? SQUARE. Who paved the freaking way for you? SQUARE! Your "long walk" was at my expense. If it wasn't for me you would still be a midcarder still screwed by when Stryker left after Cult Chaos. So whenever you come out and bitch and moan, it's another slap in the face for me. You are not a deserving world champion, you are champion because of coincidence and luck.
You're looking for a new challenge, look no futher. I have been waiting MONTHS to get my hands on you so I can not only give you a ass kicking for stealing my spot, but also for taking out Stryker.
No third person, no ever changing nicknames no gimmicks. Square Vs Viva, title on the line. No stables, no run ins. Just two men fighting. Let me guess, to scared?
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Post by Viva on Apr 6, 2010 20:38:46 GMT -5
Please, who are you to tell me what's going on with my situation? You have not one f***ing clue. You've been jealous of my rise to the top since moment one, so I have absolutely no reason to listen to anything you tell me. I am the world champion, and my road to get here was the toughest road possible. Now, I'm getting force fed to the ringer of former champions with no credible reason to be vying for my belt. I want fresh blood, and I want it now. Finally, Seth Drakin has given me the opportunity to punch him in the pacemaker and get what I want. Jealous? Get your head out of your ass. If it wasn't for me you wouldn't be in this spot. I've been your accidental fairy godmother. Who twisted Stryker's arm into returning? Square. Who made Aaron Enigma look like the greatest wrestler in this company? Square. Who was set to become the freaking king of Wrestlecrap before you took out Stryker? SQUARE. Who paved the freaking way for you? SQUARE! Your "long walk" was at my expense. If it wasn't for me you would still be a midcarder still screwed by when Stryker left after Cult Chaos. So whenever you come out and bitch and moan, it's another slap in the face for me. You are not a deserving world champion, you are champion because of coincidence and luck.
You're looking for a new challenge, look no futher. I have been waiting MONTHS to get my hands on you so I can not only give you a ass kicking for stealing my spot, but also for taking out Stryker.
No third person, no ever changing nicknames no gimmicks. Square Vs Viva, title on the line. No stables, no run ins. Just two men fighting. Let me guess, to scared? Haha, and you say you aren't jealous. You're totally right though, Square. Everything I did was because you paved the way for me. You built the yellow brick road I walked to my title. The hilarious thing about it, Square, is that you have the audacity to tell me to get my head out of my ass. After all that crying, all that rewriting of history, all of those lies, you tell me that I need to get my head out of my ass.
Take a page from your own book. You know, the one no one has ever bothered to read. I believe it's called "Why I'm Great, Even Though I Suck: A Memoir."
I read that book, and it woulda been fantastic if you could have taken a moment to stop sippin' on your own kool-aid. Look, man. The jealousy is palpable. I know you want to be me, and it doesn't surprise me.
Unfortunately for you, though, I've got my hands tied with 'Naitch. Don't worry though, after I make quick work of him, I'll be sure to clue Drakin to the fact that you deserve a chance to embarrass yourself. I think everyone can attest to that.
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Post by The Hangman on Apr 6, 2010 20:52:24 GMT -5
*In a interview segment*
You know, Amigo taught me something: You won't get anywhere if you aren't willing to take risks. And so, I'm going to do so. BoilerRoomBrawler, I challenge you for your Hardcore title. I know I am still young and inexperienced here, but if I don't take risks, I know I shall never get ahead. Who knows, perhaps my gamble will pay off.
I still know some may it's too early for a shot, but I am willing to do any and everything to get it. Another lesson for Amigo.
I await your approval, Boiler.
.................Oh wait:
*Switches to English*
Boiler, you, me, title match.
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Post by Square on Apr 6, 2010 20:52:51 GMT -5
Jealous? Get your head out of your ass. If it wasn't for me you wouldn't be in this spot. I've been your accidental fairy godmother. Who twisted Stryker's arm into returning? Square. Who made Aaron Enigma look like the greatest wrestler in this company? Square. Who was set to become the freaking king of Wrestlecrap before you took out Stryker? SQUARE. Who paved the freaking way for you? SQUARE! Your "long walk" was at my expense. If it wasn't for me you would still be a midcarder still screwed by when Stryker left after Cult Chaos. So whenever you come out and bitch and moan, it's another slap in the face for me. You are not a deserving world champion, you are champion because of coincidence and luck.
You're looking for a new challenge, look no futher. I have been waiting MONTHS to get my hands on you so I can not only give you a ass kicking for stealing my spot, but also for taking out Stryker.
No third person, no ever changing nicknames no gimmicks. Square Vs Viva, title on the line. No stables, no run ins. Just two men fighting. Let me guess, to scared? Haha, and you say you aren't jealous. You're totally right though, Square. Everything I did was because you paved the way for me. You built the yellow brick road I walked to my title. The hilarious thing about it, Square, is that you have the audacity to tell me to get my head out of my ass. After all that crying, all that rewriting of history, all of those lies, you tell me that I need to get my head out of my ass.
Take a page from your own book. You know, the one no one has ever bothered to read. I believe it's called "Why I'm Great, Even Though I Suck: A Memoir."
I read that book, and it woulda been fantastic if you could have taken a moment to stop sippin' on your own kool-aid. Look, man. The jealousy is palpable. I know you want to be me, and it doesn't surprise me.
Unfortunately for you, though, I've got my hands tied with 'Naitch. Don't worry though, after I make quick work of him, I'll be sure to clue Drakin to the fact that you deserve a chance to embarrass yourself. I think everyone can attest to that. All that rewriting of history? Show me where I lied in that. All I know, is that the only rewriting of history is where in your title reign the fact you won a title from someone who left the company. YOU WERE HANDED THE TITLE! You didn't earn your spot in this company, you were given it. And that's what disgusts me the most. YOU have the audacity to complain.
You're a disgrace to that belt. And when Seth books me vs you, the Revolution of Evolution will become world champion while you just fall back into insignificance. Enjoy your spotlight, I'm turning it off soon
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Post by Jay Carroll on Apr 6, 2010 21:01:31 GMT -5
*Jay Carroll is sitting in The Family locker room with an icepack across his neck and a grimace on his face* Just when I thought this place couldn't get any weirder, our wrestling rapper finally goes off his meds and goes mental, and the newest member of Heavy Metal Hollywood is so zonked out on whatever drugs those guys do that he thinks he's morphed into his pet turantula. I'm starting to miss the days when TTS was the resident weirdo because he sacrificed chickens.
Sparks, I underestimated you. Or that abuse you took from Amigo drove you crazy. Or maybe you were born crazy and have walked around here feigning sanity. I don't care what your angle is, but the next time you decide you're going to stretch ME out, you'll be waking up with the worst Hangover you've ever had.
Oh, and if you're going to do your master's bidding, finish your job kid. Pin me, don't take a DQ just to prove a point. Why? Becausenow my winning streak is at two, all because you can't see the forest for the trees.
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Post by Viva on Apr 6, 2010 21:28:00 GMT -5
Haha, and you say you aren't jealous. You're totally right though, Square. Everything I did was because you paved the way for me. You built the yellow brick road I walked to my title. The hilarious thing about it, Square, is that you have the audacity to tell me to get my head out of my ass. After all that crying, all that rewriting of history, all of those lies, you tell me that I need to get my head out of my ass.
Take a page from your own book. You know, the one no one has ever bothered to read. I believe it's called "Why I'm Great, Even Though I Suck: A Memoir."
I read that book, and it woulda been fantastic if you could have taken a moment to stop sippin' on your own kool-aid. Look, man. The jealousy is palpable. I know you want to be me, and it doesn't surprise me.
Unfortunately for you, though, I've got my hands tied with 'Naitch. Don't worry though, after I make quick work of him, I'll be sure to clue Drakin to the fact that you deserve a chance to embarrass yourself. I think everyone can attest to that. All that rewriting of history? Show me where I lied in that. All I know, is that the only rewriting of history is where in your title reign the fact you won a title from someone who left the company. YOU WERE HANDED THE TITLE! You didn't earn your spot in this company, you were given it. And that's what disgusts me the most. YOU have the audacity to complain.
You're a disgrace to that belt. And when Seth books me vs you, the Revolution of Evolution will become world champion while you just fall back into insignificance. Enjoy your spotlight, I'm turning it off soon You twisted Stryker's arm into returning? No, as much as you'd like to think you're that important, you're not. You made Aaron look like the greatest wrestler in history? What does that say about you? I mean, other than prove you're not good enough to be where you think you should. You were set to become the king of wrestlecrap? What happened with that? You shoulda followed through with that.
Oh, yeah, that's right, you got beat. You got pinned 1-2-3 in that ring by yours truly. Bitterness? I could get behind that. Taking credit for everything I've done the last 4 months? Sorry, guy, that's not gonna fly for me.
Also, lets get one thing straight, you moron.
A revolution is a drastic, far changing way in thinking. Evolution is when something passes by degrees to a different stage. Your nick name is f***ing redundant, and it doesn't make any f***ing sense. Maybe that's why you've decided to call yourself 200 different ones over the last 6 months. Throw shit at the wall, and see what sticks. I'll be the first to tell you, nothing is sticking. Keep trying, douche. If you're going to sit here and expect me to take it while you viciously assault everything I've accomplished, you better be sure I'll stoop right down to your pathetic level.
Just stop envying me because I'm everything you want to be. It's sad, frankly, and although I don't think you're better than that, you should.
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Post by Square on Apr 6, 2010 22:19:03 GMT -5
All that rewriting of history? Show me where I lied in that. All I know, is that the only rewriting of history is where in your title reign the fact you won a title from someone who left the company. YOU WERE HANDED THE TITLE! You didn't earn your spot in this company, you were given it. And that's what disgusts me the most. YOU have the audacity to complain.
You're a disgrace to that belt. And when Seth books me vs you, the Revolution of Evolution will become world champion while you just fall back into insignificance. Enjoy your spotlight, I'm turning it off soon You twisted Stryker's arm into returning? No, as much as you'd like to think you're that important, you're not. You made Aaron look like the greatest wrestler in history? What does that say about you? I mean, other than prove you're not good enough to be where you think you should. You were set to become the king of wrestlecrap? What happened with that? You shoulda followed through with that.
Oh, yeah, that's right, you got beat. You got pinned 1-2-3 in that ring by yours truly. Bitterness? I could get behind that. Taking credit for everything I've done the last 4 months? Sorry, guy, that's not gonna fly for me.
Also, lets get one thing straight, you moron.
A revolution is a drastic, far changing way in thinking. Evolution is when something passes by degrees to a different stage. Your nick name is f***ing redundant, and it doesn't make any f***ing sense. Maybe that's why you've decided to call yourself 200 different ones over the last 6 months. Throw s*** at the wall, and see what sticks. I'll be the first to tell you, nothing is sticking. Keep trying, douche. If you're going to sit here and expect me to take it while you viciously assault everything I've accomplished, you better be sure I'll stoop right down to your pathetic level.
Just stop envying me because I'm everything you want to be. It's sad, frankly, and although I don't think you're better than that, you should. "I'm everything you want to be", no YOU ARE ME! Thats the thing you ignorant jackass, you stamped all over my toes and basically stole my gimmick. The only thing you didn't do was the ever changing nickname, which is a tool to actually be a good heel instead of just swearing like some highschooler trying to be cool. You can't cut a good promo to save your life, you relied so much on other people to carry you and just speak so much that no one else has a chance to shine. You're a cancer in this company, and unless your eradicated then WWCF will die.
Oh and by the way, The Revolution of Evolution creates firstly a image of something better than the norm and also by use of the word "revolution" has connotations to violence. Also by using rhyme it helps to stick in the readers mind. It's much better than "Viva Los Bio Dome" whatever the hell that is.
Stoop to my level kid, I'm sure it's a improvement for your personality.
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Post by Viva on Apr 6, 2010 22:50:24 GMT -5
You twisted Stryker's arm into returning? No, as much as you'd like to think you're that important, you're not. You made Aaron look like the greatest wrestler in history? What does that say about you? I mean, other than prove you're not good enough to be where you think you should. You were set to become the king of wrestlecrap? What happened with that? You shoulda followed through with that.
Oh, yeah, that's right, you got beat. You got pinned 1-2-3 in that ring by yours truly. Bitterness? I could get behind that. Taking credit for everything I've done the last 4 months? Sorry, guy, that's not gonna fly for me.
Also, lets get one thing straight, you moron.
A revolution is a drastic, far changing way in thinking. Evolution is when something passes by degrees to a different stage. Your nick name is f***ing redundant, and it doesn't make any f***ing sense. Maybe that's why you've decided to call yourself 200 different ones over the last 6 months. Throw s*** at the wall, and see what sticks. I'll be the first to tell you, nothing is sticking. Keep trying, douche. If you're going to sit here and expect me to take it while you viciously assault everything I've accomplished, you better be sure I'll stoop right down to your pathetic level.
Just stop envying me because I'm everything you want to be. It's sad, frankly, and although I don't think you're better than that, you should. "I'm everything you want to be", no YOU ARE ME! Thats the thing you ignorant jackass, you stamped all over my toes and basically stole my gimmick. The only thing you didn't do was the ever changing nickname, which is a tool to actually be a good heel instead of just swearing like some highschooler trying to be cool. You can't cut a good promo to save your life, you relied so much on other people to carry you and just speak so much that no one else has a chance to shine. You're a cancer in this company, and unless your eradicated then WWCF will die.
Oh and by the way, The Revolution of Evolution creates firstly a image of something better than the norm and also by use of the word "revolution" has connotations to violence. Also by using rhyme it helps to stick in the readers mind. It's much better than "Viva Los Bio Dome" whatever the hell that is.
Stoop to my level kid, I'm sure it's a improvement for your personality. That's your excuse for being a joke. You stole my gimmick! You stepped on my toes! Please. You STILL haven't decided on what you are. Are you rich? Where'd that money come from? Are you a hero? What happened to that? Just because I've made up my mind, stuck to my guns, and risen to the top, now you wanna cry out that I've stolen your gimmick. Nope, I am just better than you at every single thing. I apologize that in your attempts to become the biggest douche in the company, I've turned around and used violence and manipulation to strike fear in to everyone who walks these halls.
Something you never could do. You're so scary people jump out of christmas presents and beat you over the head with chairs. When it comes down to it, Square, if people had a choice between facing me or you for this belt, they would choose you every single time. No one wants to be around when the loose cannon fires. Loose cannon, unpredictable, unstable. You know, just in case you don't know what that is. It seems it's what you've always wanted to be, but never had the ability to become. Cry foul, Square. Cry away. It's not going to make you relevant. Earn your shot, like I did. Win my belt.
All this other shit? All this constant bitching, moaning, this blatant jealousy? That's just foreplay, and I'm not horny right now. The fact that you've managed to waste this much of my time is quite a feat.
Oh, and since I can't promo for shit, you won't have to worry about me responding to your bullshit anymore. I hope you enjoy looking up at that glass ceiling. I'll shoot down a wave at you every once and a while.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2010 23:09:31 GMT -5
*Jay Carroll is sitting in The Family locker room with an icepack across his neck and a grimace on his face* Just when I thought this place couldn't get any weirder, our wrestling rapper finally goes off his meds and goes mental, and the newest member of Heavy Metal Hollywood is so zonked out on whatever drugs those guys do that he thinks he's morphed into his pet turantula. I'm starting to miss the days when TTS was the resident weirdo because he sacrificed chickens.
Sparks, I underestimated you. Or that abuse you took from Amigo drove you crazy. Or maybe you were born crazy and have walked around here feigning sanity. I don't care what your angle is, but the next time you decide you're going to stretch ME out, you'll be waking up with the worst Hangover you've ever had.
Oh, and if you're going to do your master's bidding, finish your job kid. Pin me, don't take a DQ just to prove a point. Why? Becausenow my winning streak is at two, all because you can't see the forest for the trees. Miss the old days, huh? You are just like the rest of them. Afraid. Your mind has been programmed and tainted to reject change. Good change. You see, this little...stable war you have going on here...I don't give a damn about it. I consider myself a mercenary with a cause. You guys, The Family, HMH, the Hate Machines, go ahead. Fight. I happen to be with a HMH, but It's nothing personal. There is only one person I'm after...and maybe you're right. Maybe all the abuse has completely transformed me. But for the better. For the Age of the Spider has dawned upon us...
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Post by delurked on Apr 7, 2010 6:05:32 GMT -5
Titanothere sits in the locker room lacing up his boots, his helmet resting on the bench beside him:
"Monday night I had the biggest win in my career when I defeated Evil M to cost him his ranking as number one contender for the Inter-Forum Championship. The victory must have impressed someone, because now my Heatz! match Sunday against Smokin Vokoun will be for a chance to fight Boiler Room Brawler for the Hardcore Title.
"A win Sunday will have even more importance for both myself and Smokin Vokoun. A win means the opportunity to fight for a belt that solidifes the holder's reputation as a genuine tough guy in the World WrestleCrap Federation. I always tell people not to mistake my kindness for weakness; but if I can win the Hardcore championship, especially against a man like the Boiler Room Brawler, there won't be any need to make that declaration. People will know.
"This upcoming fight against Smokin Vokoun has evolved past just a grudge match. Its now for a shot at a title. That's why I've decided to abandon my original idea of making it an Ambulance Match- thanks to the poster 'hoss_fan04' at WWCF.com for the suggestion- and compete by standard hardcore rules. Both Vokoun and I need to prove ourselves worthy of this chance we've been given, and there is no better way to do that than by bringing the plunder.
"Smokin Vokoun, you're the only man to pin me in my time in the WWCF. Its a feat you've accomplished twice. You beat me so badly you put me in the hospital, and I was really looking forward to returning the favor with an Ambulance Match. But this Sunday night we're competing for more than just revenge. Now its to be the number one contender for the Hardcore Title. And for me that's what matters. What about you?"
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Post by Jay Carroll on Apr 7, 2010 8:26:51 GMT -5
*Jay Carroll is sitting in The Family locker room with an icepack across his neck and a grimace on his face* Just when I thought this place couldn't get any weirder, our wrestling rapper finally goes off his meds and goes mental, and the newest member of Heavy Metal Hollywood is so zonked out on whatever drugs those guys do that he thinks he's morphed into his pet turantula. I'm starting to miss the days when TTS was the resident weirdo because he sacrificed chickens.
Sparks, I underestimated you. Or that abuse you took from Amigo drove you crazy. Or maybe you were born crazy and have walked around here feigning sanity. I don't care what your angle is, but the next time you decide you're going to stretch ME out, you'll be waking up with the worst Hangover you've ever had.
Oh, and if you're going to do your master's bidding, finish your job kid. Pin me, don't take a DQ just to prove a point. Why? Becausenow my winning streak is at two, all because you can't see the forest for the trees. Miss the old days, huh? You are just like the rest of them. Afraid. Your mind has been programmed and tainted to reject change. Good change. You see, this little...stable war you have going on here...I don't give a damn about it. I consider myself a mercenary with a cause. You guys, The Family, HMH, the Hate Machines, go ahead. Fight. I happen to be with a HMH, but It's nothing personal. There is only one person I'm after...and maybe you're right. Maybe all the abuse has completely transformed me. But for the better. For the Age of the Spider has dawned upon us... What "old days"? You mean the ones where Amigo chumped you at every turn? Or the ones where you couldn't get your revenge no matter what you did? I'm going to let you in on a lil' secret, Sparks...
We wanted you to get revenge on Amigo.
And now, you've joined the wrong side in a war. If revenge on Amigo is what you want, by all means, go for it. Just don't make more enemies in the process.
But don't listen to me, kid. I could care less what you decide to do, just don't cross my path again.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 7, 2010 13:38:32 GMT -5
So then, it looks I've been drafted into the WWCF's latest main event clusterf***, against little Jay Carroll. "Champagne" no more, it looks like the kid has had some sort of a change of heart, and isn't as nasty as he was before.
Too bad this change happened before this match. You see Jay, I've beaten you before. In fact, I broke your nose, and left you laying knocked out in the middle of the ring. To me, nothing will change. Maybe I'll break your jaw instead, maybe your nose again, I don't know. But what I do know, is that I am a brick wall, Jay-jay. And you will never break me, or get past me.
Oh, and props to The Hangman in showing some chutzpah in getting what he wants. Figures this s***hole denies him, of course.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Apr 7, 2010 14:45:11 GMT -5
Next Monday night, John S. Amigo and I are scheduled to share a ring. To compete with a slot in the Thunderdome on the line. And he would have you to believe that there's no way in hell that I'm winning this match.
He would be wrong. Unlike certain people around here who sit on title shots for months on end, and would rather spend their time driving people insdane, I plan on takin advantage of the oppurtunity that has been laid in front of me. And I ant think of anyone I'd rather beat for this chance than the first ever WWCF champion. Who hasn't done jack-**** since then.
*Jay reaches behind himself and pulls out the mask he wore to protect his nose*
This Monday, I won't be needing this Amigo. I won't be trying to sneak up on you in interviews, I won't be baited into a war of words all week with you, and I won't need to transform into Peter Parker in a half baked attempt to get revenge. My revenge will come after my arm is raised Monday night, and you're slumming it on the midcard during the next PPv, while I main event. Remember what happened the last time I main evented? I won. Count on that happening again.
*Jay tosses the mask aside*
Sparks, take notes. The greatest revenge you can have in life, is success.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 7, 2010 15:58:28 GMT -5
Next Monday night, John S. Amigo and I are scheduled to share a ring. To compete with a slot in the Thunderdome on the line. And he would have you to believe that there's no way in hell that I'm winning this match.
He would be wrong. Unlike certain people around here who sit on title shots for months on end, and would rather spend their time driving people insdane, I plan on takin advantage of the oppurtunity that has been laid in front of me. And I ant think of anyone I'd rather beat for this chance than the first ever WWCF champion. Who hasn't done jack-**** since then.*Jay reaches behind himself and pulls out the mask he wore to protect his nose* This Monday, I won't be needing this Amigo. I won't be trying to sneak up on you in interviews, I won't be baited into a war of words all week with you, and I won't need to transform into Peter Parker in a half baked attempt to get revenge. My revenge will come after my arm is raised Monday night, and you're slumming it on the midcard during the next PPv, while I main event. Remember what happened the last time I main evented? I won. Count on that happening again.*Jay tosses the mask aside* Sparks, take notes. The greatest revenge you can have in life, is success.
Good boy, prove this without words. I'll tell my faction members not to interfere.
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Post by The Hangman on Apr 7, 2010 16:03:24 GMT -5
*At the WWCF locker room, where the matches are posted*
I am disappointed that BoilerRoomBrawler seems to have ignored my challenge. I am not sure if that's conceit of a rookie challenging him, or cowardice. Nevertheless, I shall not stop or sleep until I get what I so desire.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 7, 2010 16:13:20 GMT -5
Seth: It seems to me that last week, Viva's buddies used a DQ to keep the title around his waist. Well, being how important this tag match is......I can not allow a DQ or a countout loss to keep the championship belt around Viva's waist. So to make sure that this match goes right with a clean finish. So......if Viva or Dave get themselves DQed or counted out, the world title still changes hands.
Oh, but not only that..............because I am the boss, if that happens....King Viva will be getting a little vacation in the form of a suspension (without pay of course) until June. Why June, you ask? Because Viva will be missing the deadline for his rematch clause. So if Viva wants to keep his rematch clause when he loses the title, he will have to lose it via pinfall or submission.
And if you want to complain, go ahead......I don't care. You've crossed the line to the point that I will do whatever it takes to put you back in line, or slash the tires of this pain on wheels.
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Post by littlenaitch on Apr 7, 2010 17:13:01 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is seen watching Seth Drakin's announcement on WWCF.com and a huge smile comes across his face.
LN: Well Viva it looks like Seth took away all of your short cuts so now you can't get a cheap victory and if you do get disqualified or even counted out, you will be gone until June which is a good vacation. Your reign as champ is coming to an end Viva and you will be brought back down to reality. I have NO plans on walking out of that ring WITHOUT the World Heavyweight Title!
Now I know everyone is wondering why I would even think about teaming up with my arch rival who i retired in Seth Drakin. Well the answer to that is because even though we may not like each other, there is a new found respect for the other and we both hate that piece of crap Viva who has so far been a terrible champion. I also know everyone is wondering if I can trust Seth considering our past and the answer to that is yes, I can trust him. You see I can trust him because he knows how much money that I can bring this company as champion so he wants what is best for this company and me as champion is what is best for the company.
Viva, you will not be landing any lucky punch on me this time as I am not going to allow myself to be put into that postion. Also, I am not taking any chances as I know that you and Dave have instructed Headbanger Man and Sparks to be on stand by if they are needed so just so you know Viva, the other three members of The Family will be watching mine and Seth's back also to make sure you don't escape with that belt. Viva, enjoy these final days as champ because come Monday night, history, will be made!
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Post by Viva on Apr 7, 2010 19:05:52 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is seen watching Seth Drakin's announcement on WWCF.com and a huge smile comes across his face.
LN: Well Viva it looks like Seth took away all of your short cuts so now you can't get a cheap victory and if you do get disqualified or even counted out, you will be gone until June which is a good vacation. Your reign as champ is coming to an end Viva and you will be brought back down to reality. I have NO plans on walking out of that ring WITHOUT the World Heavyweight Title!
Now I know everyone is wondering why I would even think about teaming up with my arch rival who i retired in Seth Drakin. Well the answer to that is because even though we may not like each other, there is a new found respect for the other and we both hate that piece of crap Viva who has so far been a terrible champion. I also know everyone is wondering if I can trust Seth considering our past and the answer to that is yes, I can trust him. You see I can trust him because he knows how much money that I can bring this company as champion so he wants what is best for this company and me as champion is what is best for the company.
Viva, you will not be landing any lucky punch on me this time as I am not going to allow myself to be put into that postion. Also, I am not taking any chances as I know that you and Dave have instructed Headbanger Man and Sparks to be on stand by if they are needed so just so you know Viva, the other three members of The Family will be watching mine and Seth's back also to make sure you don't escape with that belt. Viva, enjoy these final days as champ because come Monday night, history, will be made! Good old Seth thinks he's thought of it all. He thinks he's got me check mate. To be honest, Seth, me and Dave have informed Heavy Metal Hollywood to protect us from outside interference from YOUR crew. Me and Dave, we want to pound you and Seth into the ground legitimately. We wouldn't want to give 'Naitch another shot at my belt, since you seem to be handing them out like candy.
How soon we forget that Dave and Seth have bad blood of their own. That Dave has been chomping at the bit to punch a hole into that gray headed f***. This goes deeper than just you and I, 'Naitch. Far deeper. For now, we're two pawns in a massive game of war. You think Dave was happy about being humiliated? You think he was happy about being replaced by Seth? Hah, please. An opportunity to cut Seth down to size is ALL that Dave has been wishing for. Sometimes, I'd hear him passed out in the back of the bar....
He'd say, "My company. Seth? NO. NO. Aaron? NOOOO."
and I'd wake him up, I'd bring him to, and I'd explain to him that one day, his time for redemption would come.
So it looks like Heavy Metal Hollywood gets to kill two birds with one stone, and truthfully, I'm ecstatic! I'm glad we're finally coming to a resolution. I'm sick and tired of you using cop outs to get second and third chances at this belt, 'Naitch. As soon as I was champion, you strong armed your way to number one contendership, never earning a thing on your second rise to the top.
Yet I'm considered the crazy one. I'm outcasted as paranoid when I draw the parallels that are clearly there. I climb the company latter, rung by rung, I beat you and Square, and then I put the former first time champ Aaron Enigma on a permanent vacation, and you step in to save the day. The guy who couldn't beat me at King of Wrestlecrap, all of the sudden, after competing against nobody, gets another chance, this time, for glory.
Why? Why should I take it laying down? Why WOULDN'T I voice my displeasure? You would, and you'd do it in similar fashion. You might try to spin it altruistically, and you might try to be a good guy about it, but we all know deep down you're just as greedy and just as protective of your prospects.
We're not so different when you think about it, 'Naitchy. If you won this belt? Well, I'd have one hell of a time prying it off of your waist. The same goes for you. I've shown that I'm battle tested. I've proven my resilience time and time again. I've also proven that when I utter these famed words from my lips, I mean every syllable with every fiber of my being. I will spill blood, sweat, and tears to keep this belt. Let me say it again for you, a little bit louder, just in case your hearing aid isn't functioning correctly. I will spill BLOOD, SWEAT, and TEARS.
We finally get to go to war. This is no time for jokes or being silly, something you know I tend to do. I've been watching you for weeks. As I throw fits to buy time, I've been studying film, I've been going over my past tag team matches against you, I've been watching every move you make. It's my goal to be one step ahead of you, 'Naitch. And you better believe that a couple times on Monday, I will be. I don't expect this to be easy, but I do expect to do anything to win, and I do fight dirty, oh yes I do.
Me? I've got my right hand man, the knight to my kingdom, D-Day Dave. You? You've got your nemesis. I like my chances, if I do say so myself.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 7, 2010 19:56:43 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is seen watching Seth Drakin's announcement on WWCF.com and a huge smile comes across his face.
LN: Well Viva it looks like Seth took away all of your short cuts so now you can't get a cheap victory and if you do get disqualified or even counted out, you will be gone until June which is a good vacation. Your reign as champ is coming to an end Viva and you will be brought back down to reality. I have NO plans on walking out of that ring WITHOUT the World Heavyweight Title!
Now I know everyone is wondering why I would even think about teaming up with my arch rival who i retired in Seth Drakin. Well the answer to that is because even though we may not like each other, there is a new found respect for the other and we both hate that piece of crap Viva who has so far been a terrible champion. I also know everyone is wondering if I can trust Seth considering our past and the answer to that is yes, I can trust him. You see I can trust him because he knows how much money that I can bring this company as champion so he wants what is best for this company and me as champion is what is best for the company.
Viva, you will not be landing any lucky punch on me this time as I am not going to allow myself to be put into that postion. Also, I am not taking any chances as I know that you and Dave have instructed Headbanger Man and Sparks to be on stand by if they are needed so just so you know Viva, the other three members of The Family will be watching mine and Seth's back also to make sure you don't escape with that belt. Viva, enjoy these final days as champ because come Monday night, history, will be made! Good old Seth thinks he's thought of it all. He thinks he's got me check mate. To be honest, Seth, me and Dave have informed Heavy Metal Hollywood to protect us from outside interference from YOUR crew. Me and Dave, we want to pound you and Seth into the ground legitimately. We wouldn't want to give 'Naitch another shot at my belt, since you seem to be handing them out like candy.
How soon we forget that Dave and Seth have bad blood of their own. That Dave has been chomping at the bit to punch a hole into that gray headed f***. This goes deeper than just you and I, 'Naitch. Far deeper. For now, we're two pawns in a massive game of war. You think Dave was happy about being humiliated? You think he was happy about being replaced by Seth? Hah, please. An opportunity to cut Seth down to size is ALL that Dave has been wishing for. Sometimes, I'd hear him passed out in the back of the bar....
He'd say, "My company. Seth? NO. NO. Aaron? NOOOO."
and I'd wake him up, I'd bring him to, and I'd explain to him that one day, his time for redemption would come.
So it looks like Heavy Metal Hollywood gets to kill two birds with one stone, and truthfully, I'm ecstatic! I'm glad we're finally coming to a resolution. I'm sick and tired of you using cop outs to get second and third chances at this belt, 'Naitch. As soon as I was champion, you strong armed your way to number one contendership, never earning a thing on your second rise to the top.
Yet I'm considered the crazy one. I'm outcasted as paranoid when I draw the parallels that are clearly there. I climb the company latter, rung by rung, I beat you and Square, and then I put the former first time champ Aaron Enigma on a permanent vacation, and you step in to save the day. The guy who couldn't beat me at King of Wrestlecrap, all of the sudden, after competing against nobody, gets another chance, this time, for glory.
Why? Why should I take it laying down? Why WOULDN'T I voice my displeasure? You would, and you'd do it in similar fashion. You might try to spin it altruistically, and you might try to be a good guy about it, but we all know deep down you're just as greedy and just as protective of your prospects.
We're not so different when you think about it, 'Naitchy. If you won this belt? Well, I'd have one hell of a time prying it off of your waist. The same goes for you. I've shown that I'm battle tested. I've proven my resilience time and time again. I've also proven that when I utter these famed words from my lips, I mean every syllable with every fiber of my being. I will spill blood, sweat, and tears to keep this belt. Let me say it again for you, a little bit louder, just in case your hearing aid isn't functioning correctly. I will spill BLOOD, SWEAT, and TEARS.
We finally get to go to war. This is no time for jokes or being silly, something you know I tend to do. I've been watching you for weeks. As I throw fits to buy time, I've been studying film, I've been going over my past tag team matches against you, I've been watching every move you make. It's my goal to be one step ahead of you, 'Naitch. And you better believe that a couple times on Monday, I will be. I don't expect this to be easy, but I do expect to do anything to win, and I do fight dirty, oh yes I do.
Me? I've got my right hand man, the knight to my kingdom, D-Day Dave. You? You've got your nemesis. I like my chances, if I do say so myself. Seth: You sure about that because last week, in a match that could have determined the fate of the world title.....your friend Sparks got himself DQed so you could keep the world title.
Your boy Dave......would pee his pants if he was in the ring one on one with me. You have to remember that this man attacked me when he was behind a mask. This friend of yours......when he was screwing me out of the world title by making that rematch immediately after I outsmarted Jazzman, he was doing this behind every wrestler in the locker room.
Little Naitch and I have bloodied each other, injured each other, taken each other off of television for weeks, and have done more to each other than you can ever hope to do to us. You crossed the line when you went after my girlfriend and now you are going to pay.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Apr 7, 2010 20:40:47 GMT -5
*In a interview segment*
You know, Amigo taught me something: You won't get anywhere if you aren't willing to take risks. And so, I'm going to do so. BoilerRoomBrawler, I challenge you for your Hardcore title. I know I am still young and inexperienced here, but if I don't take risks, I know I shall never get ahead. Who knows, perhaps my gamble will pay off.
I still know some may it's too early for a shot, but I am willing to do any and everything to get it. Another lesson for Amigo.
I await your approval, Boiler.
.................Oh wait:
*Switches to English*
Boiler, you, me, title match. *From the Boiler Room* Excuse emwa?
I don't know what the hell you just said, Hangman. But you're special, and you touched me from the heart.
A big guy like you who's pretty green in this company would have to be pretty ballsy to think that he deserves a title shot. Who've you been taking lessons from, Amigo?
Anyway, I'll tell you what: I'm going to make an example of you by taking you up on your challenge at not this Heatz! but the next Heatz! seeing as I have an Inter-Forum Championship match to prepare for. It's a hard life being a double champion, but it's worth it I tell ya, ha!
Come that Heatz! Hangman, I will swing my big, massive, pipe wrench straight into your skull and you will be a standing example that all should obey the rankings.
You're on, Hangman, in two weeks, but right now I have to prepare my questions for Mister Jonathan Michaels, the WWCF Champion of Honor, because next Monday is going to be a heavy concentration of Championshippery! You
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