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Post by The Hangman on Apr 7, 2010 22:07:28 GMT -5
*In a interview segment*
You know, Amigo taught me something: You won't get anywhere if you aren't willing to take risks. And so, I'm going to do so. BoilerRoomBrawler, I challenge you for your Hardcore title. I know I am still young and inexperienced here, but if I don't take risks, I know I shall never get ahead. Who knows, perhaps my gamble will pay off.
I still know some may it's too early for a shot, but I am willing to do any and everything to get it. Another lesson for Amigo.
I await your approval, Boiler.
.................Oh wait:
*Switches to English*
Boiler, you, me, title match. *From the Boiler Room* Excuse emwa?
I don't know what the hell you just said, Hangman. But you're special, and you touched me from the heart.
A big guy like you who's pretty green in this company would have to be pretty ballsy to think that he deserves a title shot. Who've you been taking lessons from, Amigo?
Anyway, I'll tell you what: I'm going to make an example of you by taking you up on your challenge at not this Heatz! but the next Heatz! seeing as I have an Inter-Forum Championship match to prepare for. It's a hard life being a double champion, but it's worth it I tell ya, ha!
Come that Heatz! Hangman, I will swing my big, massive, pipe wrench straight into your skull and you will be a standing example that all should obey the rankings.
You're on, Hangman, in two weeks, but right now I have to prepare my questions for Mister Jonathan Michaels, the WWCF Champion of Honor, because next Monday is going to be a heavy concentration of Championshippery! You You are damn right I'm ballsy. If you don't have any, how in the Hell do you expect to get ahead? Patiently wait for the higher-ups to say "OK, now you are ready?" Hell no, you take it by the throat! I don't care about these stupid rankings, I prefer to charge out. And you can take your little wrench and bash me all you want. I'll keep coming back and keep hitting you back until you or whoever has title then can't take me anymore, and I beat them.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Apr 8, 2010 0:29:18 GMT -5
*We see a tight shot close up of a pair of eyes. The camera pans back and we see Kris Kobain. He starts pacing back and forth looking off in all directons. Suddenly he and turns back towards the camera. "You know........." *He starts pacing again. "I hear all this talk about people stepping down and people going after the title. I say don't waste your time." *He stops pacing and smiles at the camera then continues pacing again. "We all know that it's inevitable that I will be the top star off this company very soon. You people talk about 5 star matches. Well when I came along they had to add one more level to that. They just call it the Kobain level. I'm that much better than anyone I step in the ring with. I'm on a collision course with eternal glorification. They might as well change the name of this company. I can see it now......." *Stops pacing and looks up in the air and spreads his hands above his head "Kobain Championship Wrestling." *Starts pacing again then turns and stops. "I'm puting the whole roster on notice. The one man hilight reel, the one man dynasty is going to light a fuse and run through the roster like a man on fire. Inspector Shetty.....it starts with you. Sooner or later you're all going to feel.....The Afterburn." *the camera starts to zoom in as Kobain laughs maniacly. Then fades to black. *Claps at Kobain Well done Kobain, you beat me. Congratulations. Your sad little career here in WWCF is finally noticable after all of your previous failure.
But let me tell you something, kid. You don't have my respect. To me, your on the same level as the fungi that grows at the bottom of barrell. The only thing I like about you is beating the living crap out of you.
So as I see, its 1-1. That means a we're tied if your not smart enough. So, if you want to prove something punk, and maybe earn my respect, you'll face me in a decider between us two. But for your own safety, I recommend that you run to the hills like the little b**** you are.Well well well if it isn't the little inspector man. I see they released you from the burn ward after that brutal brutal afterburn. Let's face it. You don't want me in the ring again because you think you can beat me. You want me in the ring again because the only time the crowd doesn/t falll asleep during the snoozefests you call a match is when you're in there with me. You want me? You got me. Now on to a bigger more grotesque issue. The Hangman. It's a good thing this guy wears a mask becasue he is uh uh gleee. I mean this guy is so ugly when they tried to beat him with the ugly stick it combusted so it wouldn't have to touch him. Don't worry Hangman I'll explain all these big words to you in due time. After our match you should go down to the courthouse and have them change your name to Pinball Wizard because I'm going to make you look deaf, blind and dumb. Let me put this in a language even you can uderstand. grrr arrrrgghhhh rarrrrrrr. Translation: Prepare to feel the Afterburn!
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Post by The Hangman on Apr 8, 2010 0:46:49 GMT -5
Now on to a bigger more grotesque issue. The Hangman. It's a good thing this guy wears a mask becasue he is uh uh gleee. I mean this guy is so ugly when they tried to beat him with the ugly stick it combusted so it wouldn't have to touch him. Don't worry Hangman I'll explain all these big words to you in due time. After our match you should go down to the courthouse and have them change your name to Pinball Wizard because I'm going to make you look deaf, blind and dumb. Let me put this in a language even you can uderstand. grrr arrrrgghhhh rarrrrrrr. Translation: Prepare to feel the Afterburn! I suppose before I take on BRB, I have to take on an insect like you. Beating you will be quite inconsequential, I suppose, but anyone who quotes Elton John songs needs a good thrashing anyways.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Apr 8, 2010 1:12:55 GMT -5
Now on to a bigger more grotesque issue. The Hangman. It's a good thing this guy wears a mask becasue he is uh uh gleee. I mean this guy is so ugly when they tried to beat him with the ugly stick it combusted so it wouldn't have to touch him. Don't worry Hangman I'll explain all these big words to you in due time. After our match you should go down to the courthouse and have them change your name to Pinball Wizard because I'm going to make you look deaf, blind and dumb. Let me put this in a language even you can uderstand. grrr arrrrgghhhh rarrrrrrr. Translation: Prepare to feel the Afterburn! I suppose before I take on BRB, I have to take on an insect like you. Beating you will be quite inconsequential, I suppose, but anyone who quotes Elton John songs needs a good thrashing anyways.Elton John? You music knowledge is as horrid as your wrestling ability. Listen up kid. First it's The Who. Second you musn't look past the dean of extreme. When you waddle your carcass to that ring just remember you're stepping in there with the best. You can huff and you can puff and we all know a bloated freak like you will be huffing and puffing just walking let alone trying to wrestle me so huff and puff all you want but you will not put the fire out.
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Post by The Hangman on Apr 8, 2010 1:16:20 GMT -5
I suppose before I take on BRB, I have to take on an insect like you. Beating you will be quite inconsequential, I suppose, but anyone who quotes Elton John songs needs a good thrashing anyways. Elton John? You music knowledge is as horrid as your wrestling ability. Listen up kid. First it's The Who. Second you musn't look past the dean of extreme. When you waddle your carcass to that ring just remember you're stepping in there with the best. You can huff and you can puff and we all know a bloated freak like you will be huffing and puffing just walking let alone trying to wrestle me so huff and puff all you want but you will not put the fire out. I couldn't give a s*** about what crappy American music you like or not, I still will steamroll you, and no fantasy tale metaphors, even Grimmified, will save you.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Apr 8, 2010 1:44:34 GMT -5
Elton John? You music knowledge is as horrid as your wrestling ability. Listen up kid. First it's The Who. Second you musn't look past the dean of extreme. When you waddle your carcass to that ring just remember you're stepping in there with the best. You can huff and you can puff and we all know a bloated freak like you will be huffing and puffing just walking let alone trying to wrestle me so huff and puff all you want but you will not put the fire out. I couldn't give a s*** about what crappy American music you like or not, I still will steamroll you, and no fantasy tale metaphors, even Grimmified, will save you. I believe you said "grubble grubble grabble bleh" translation: "Please mister Kobain don't hurt me! You're my daddy! I won't show up for Heatz if you promise not to hurt me!" Bring your 300lbs of yawn to Heat. our match will be the highlight reel for your whole career.
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Post by smokinvokoun on Apr 8, 2010 3:21:38 GMT -5
Titanothere sits in the locker room lacing up his boots, his helmet resting on the bench beside him: "Monday night I had the biggest win in my career when I defeated Evil M to cost him his ranking as number one contender for the Inter-Forum Championship. The victory must have impressed someone, because now my Heatz! match Sunday against Smokin Vokoun will be for a chance to fight Boiler Room Brawler for the Hardcore Title. "A win Sunday will have even more importance for both myself and Smokin Vokoun. A win means the opportunity to fight for a belt that solidifies the holder's reputation as a genuine tough guy in the World WrestleCrap Federation. I always tell people not to mistake my kindness for weakness; but if I can win the Hardcore championship, especially against a man like the Boiler Room Brawler, there won't be any need to make that declaration. People will know. "This upcoming fight against Smokin Vokoun has evolved past just a grudge match. Its now for a shot at a title. That's why I've decided to abandon my original idea of making it an Ambulance Match- thanks to the poster 'hoss_fan04' at WWCF.com for the suggestion- and compete by standard hardcore rules. Both Vokoun and I need to prove ourselves worthy of this chance we've been given, and there is no better way to do that than by bringing the plunder. "Smokin Vokoun, you're the only man to pin me in my time in the WWCF. Its a feat you've accomplished twice. You beat me so badly you put me in the hospital, and I was really looking forward to returning the favor with an Ambulance Match. But this Sunday night we're competing for more than just revenge. Now its to be the number one contender for the Hardcore Title. And for me that's what matters. What about you?" Titanothere....this sunday will be a defining moment for both of us. You and I are the two biggest rising stars in this STINKING COMPANY...AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!!! Of course, I have to prove that I'm the number one rising star. Titan, you and I have beat the HELL out of each other for the past few months. And this Sunday...I WILL BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU!!! In fact, I'm not gonna even think about being the number one contender to the Hardcore title. I'm treating this like a war, Titanothere. But it's not gonna be World War III in there....IT WILL BE WORLD WAR IV!!!! Why World War IV? BECAUSE I'M GONNA BEAT YOU SO BAD, THAT WORLD WAR III WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO TOP IT!!!
*He laughs out loud, then gets quiet*
Titanothere, I'm a man on a mission. I'm a man, who is a lone wolf. As you can see, Xavian Gunn is no longer by my side. You see, he realized that he couldn't fully control me....no one can. This makes me even more dangerous,Titanothere. I'm more dangerous than you can imagine. So beware, this Sunday, Titanothere.....because it may be you last match. And anyone who wants to get in my why....The Heavy Metal Express, Boiler Room Brawler, even the World Heavyweight Champion.....none of you can stop what's already inevitable. You all watch this match with Titan and myself....and you will understand......THAT I'M NOT JOKIN!!!!!!!!!![/color]
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Apr 8, 2010 4:24:29 GMT -5
Yeah, I was pissed off after NiteRaw, no doubt about it. I'm no longer in contention for the Inter-Forum Title, and our limo got smashed to peices by some lunatic.
Vokoun, you were chasing us with a lead pipe. Did you think we would just stand there and let you hit us with it? We're not as stupid as you, mate. You run around screaming about how nobody understands you, how you are going to kill people, but the fact is that for all your prophecies of destruction, you really haven't done anything whatsoever to back it up. You lost twice at the Saved By The Bell PPV; in the tag title match it was because we proved we were smarter than you. That's just the way it is. We ain't scared of you, but we're not gonna jeapordise our tag title reign by having you attack us with a weapon. Perhaps Titanothere can beat some sense into you this week.
Onto more pertinent issues. This week, Viva and Dave are taking on Naitch and Seth Drakin, with the belt on the line. Now I've made a promise not to interfere in the match - for some reason Seth seems to think that punishing The Metal Express is a good way of getting back at Viva. Dude, do what you like. Give us all you've got if it makes you feel better. But just know that even though things haven't exactly gone as I'd hoped lately, I for one plan on holding onto these belts for a long time to come. People are branding this as a "stable war", but I'm primarily looking out for #1. I know Viva and Dave will get the job done on NiteRaw, and they are more than capable of doing it by themselves, without me, without Sparks, or anybody else.
The appetite for destruction isn't sated yet. TTS may have beaten me, but that's not gonna bring me down. After a setback, comes recovery. So whoever is next to challenge us for the belts, bring it on. I'm deadly serious when I say that my aim for The Metal Express is to become the greatest team in this company's history. Now I'm not so delusional that I think it'll be easy, and things haven't gone as I'd hoped in recent weeks, but I'm determined to cement a legacy here.
I will bounce back, and I will prove myself not only as a tag team wrestler, but on my own as well, and if you don't like it, I don't care.
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Post by littlenaitch on Apr 8, 2010 16:19:31 GMT -5
Oh Viva, you are so comical. The Family is not going to interfere unless the rest of Heavy Metal Hollywood stick their nose in this match.
Now that's good that Dave wants a piece of Seth because Seth wants a piece of Dave just as bad. Seth is going to destroy Dave inside of that ring on Niteraw. Viva, let me tell you something, I know that you are not going to give that title up without a fight and I am going to make you bleed. I had you beat a couple weeks ago Viva but you were able to nail me with that one lucky punch that knocked me out but the last image the world saw was you still locked in the figure four which is exactly what the world is going to see again on Monday night.
Viva keeps running off at the mouth claiming how I begged for a title shot, how I strong armed my way to being the number one contender and I never earned anything on this trip back to the top. Well Viva, I did NOT beg or plea or anything like that to earn that shot at you a few weeks ago. I never asked Seth to make me the number one contender. My original plan was to go after the inter-forum championship but then Seth named me the number one contender for your belt because at the time, there was nobody else eligible as they were busy doing other stuff. The only reason why you are bitching about me getting another shot at you is because you were a beaten man at Saved by the Bell and you know it. Again if I didn't leave myself open to that punch, I would be the World Heavyweight Champion right now and I would be defending against you.
Also Viva let me remind you that you did not pin me at King of Wrestlecrap. I did not take the fall in that match and yes I lost to my best friend and tag team partner in what probably is the greatest match in this companies short history but Seth named me the top contender due to my body of work. He knows how good I am inside of that ring and he knows that I wont back down from a fight which is why he gave me the shot at your belt. I do have respect for what you have accomplished here Viva but I plan on making history on NiteRaw. Viva, I don't recall saying that you were just gonna lay down for me. I know damn well that you are going do whatever you can to retain which is fine because I am going to do whatever it takes to win that belt. I plan on spilling my own blood in this match which is nothing new to me considering the wars me and Seth put each other through.
You know Viva I am glad that you have been watching film on me to prepare for this rematch but it wont do you any good because I am not walking out of that ring on Monday night without being the NEW WORLD WRESTLECRAP FEDERATION WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
One last thing Viva, that's great that you have your right hand man as your partner but will he be there for you when the times get tough? Is he prepared to bleed for you in order for you to keep your title? Is he prepared to put his body on the line in order for you to retain your belt? I am glad that Seth is my tag team partner as crazy as that sounds but it is because I know what he is capable of and I know that he will whatever it takes to not only win but to also make sure you do not walk out as the champ, so Viva, I like my chances better.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Apr 8, 2010 16:20:43 GMT -5
DR Jackson: Boiler Room Brawler, I'm going to let you in on something... I'm excited for our match. Very excited. You see, the way I see it is is that this my MY Gookermania! I get to win my title back AND get you out of my life once and for all.
You see I'm not going to deny anything, at Saved By The Bell you successfully beat The Black Dynasty, no fluke, however alot of that win comes off of you capitalising on my own mistakes and distractions. Which since this rematch is not a Hardcore match... It would no longer be an issue.
Just a straight up one on one match. And last time we had one of them, it was I that left you laying. Sure talk up how it was only a count out win and not a pinfall, but the fact of the matter is that I left you laying, unable to get up in time.
However, with the title on the line this one will definately end in the ring. With me standing strong as the TWO TIME! TWO TIME! Inter-Forum Champion! You will see why the Era of Attitude is not to be taken lightly, why I am the Black Dynasty and why I am your hero...
Neither enemy nor friend... Damn Right!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 8, 2010 17:05:54 GMT -5
Yeah, I was pissed off after NiteRaw, no doubt about it. I'm no longer in contention for the Inter-Forum Title, and our limo got smashed to peices by some lunatic.
Vokoun, you were chasing us with a lead pipe. Did you think we would just stand there and let you hit us with it? We're not as stupid as you, mate. You run around screaming about how nobody understands you, how you are going to kill people, but the fact is that for all your prophecies of destruction, you really haven't done anything whatsoever to back it up. You lost twice at the Saved By The Bell PPV; in the tag title match it was because we proved we were smarter than you. That's just the way it is. We ain't scared of you, but we're not gonna jeapordise our tag title reign by having you attack us with a weapon. Perhaps Titanothere can beat some sense into you this week.
Onto more pertinent issues. This week, Viva and Dave are taking on Naitch and Seth Drakin, with the belt on the line. Now I've made a promise not to interfere in the match - for some reason Seth seems to think that punishing The Metal Express is a good way of getting back at Viva. Dude, do what you like. Give us all you've got if it makes you feel better. But just know that even though things haven't exactly gone as I'd hoped lately, I for one plan on holding onto these belts for a long time to come. People are branding this as a "stable war", but I'm primarily looking out for #1. I know Viva and Dave will get the job done on NiteRaw, and they are more than capable of doing it by themselves, without me, without Sparks, or anybody else.
The appetite for destruction isn't sated yet. TTS may have beaten me, but that's not gonna bring me down. After a setback, comes recovery. So whoever is next to challenge us for the belts, bring it on. I'm deadly serious when I say that my aim for The Metal Express is to become the greatest team in this company's history. Now I'm not so delusional that I think it'll be easy, and things haven't gone as I'd hoped in recent weeks, but I'm determined to cement a legacy here.
I will bounce back, and I will prove myself not only as a tag team wrestler, but on my own as well, and if you don't like it, I don't care. Seth: Oh dont worry.....I will be putting another team against you at WrestleCrApocalypse. Maybe if LN doesnt win the title and Tyfo doesnt win his qualifier, maybe I will give them a crack at regaining their belts. But honestly, neither will happen so I will be naming your opponents in due time.
But let me tell you something, if you and Sparks weren't hanging with the wrong crowd........I would actually like you two. Guilty by association, I guess.
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Post by Viva on Apr 8, 2010 17:09:11 GMT -5
Oh Viva, you are so comical. The Family is not going to interfere unless the rest of Heavy Metal Hollywood stick their nose in this match.
Now that's good that Dave wants a piece of Seth because Seth wants a piece of Dave just as bad. Seth is going to destroy Dave inside of that ring on Niteraw. Viva, let me tell you something, I know that you are not going to give that title up without a fight and I am going to make you bleed. I had you beat a couple weeks ago Viva but you were able to nail me with that one lucky punch that knocked me out but the last image the world saw was you still locked in the figure four which is exactly what the world is going to see again on Monday night.
Viva keeps running off at the mouth claiming how I begged for a title shot, how I strong armed my way to being the number one contender and I never earned anything on this trip back to the top. Well Viva, I did NOT beg or plea or anything like that to earn that shot at you a few weeks ago. I never asked Seth to make me the number one contender. My original plan was to go after the inter-forum championship but then Seth named me the number one contender for your belt because at the time, there was nobody else eligible as they were busy doing other stuff. The only reason why you are bitching about me getting another shot at you is because you were a beaten man at Saved by the Bell and you know it. Again if I didn't leave myself open to that punch, I would be the World Heavyweight Champion right now and I would be defending against you.
Also Viva let me remind you that you did not pin me at King of Wrestlecrap. I did not take the fall in that match and yes I lost to my best friend and tag team partner in what probably is the greatest match in this companies short history but Seth named me the top contender due to my body of work. He knows how good I am inside of that ring and he knows that I wont back down from a fight which is why he gave me the shot at your belt. I do have respect for what you have accomplished here Viva but I plan on making history on NiteRaw. Viva, I don't recall saying that you were just gonna lay down for me. I know damn well that you are going do whatever you can to retain which is fine because I am going to do whatever it takes to win that belt. I plan on spilling my own blood in this match which is nothing new to me considering the wars me and Seth put each other through.
You know Viva I am glad that you have been watching film on me to prepare for this rematch but it wont do you any good because I am not walking out of that ring on Monday night without being the NEW WORLD WRESTLECRAP FEDERATION WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
One last thing Viva, that's great that you have your right hand man as your partner but will he be there for you when the times get tough? Is he prepared to bleed for you in order for you to keep your title? Is he prepared to put his body on the line in order for you to retain your belt? I am glad that Seth is my tag team partner as crazy as that sounds but it is because I know what he is capable of and I know that he will whatever it takes to not only win but to also make sure you do not walk out as the champ, so Viva, I like my chances better. I hear the same things from you every time you open your mouth. It's time to prove it, 'Naitch. This time, a disqualification won't do you any good. You can't weasel your way into a match with me again, or sit there and talk about how you had me beat. If you had me beat, why is this belt around my waist? Excuses are for the weak. Prove you're stronger than me. I'm ready. I hope you are.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Apr 8, 2010 21:53:05 GMT -5
My original intention was to voice my anger towards The Human Hate Machines for cheating me out of a future Inter-Forum Championship match last Monday. However, I would like to thank them instead. You see, though I am still angry about last Monday, I came to a realization. Come this Monday, I have a chance to be entered into the Thunderdome match and win the WWCF World Championship.
At the beginning of the year, I made a vow to win the WWCF Championship by year's end. I said year's end not because I thought it would take that long, but because I had other arrangements. One of them being Amigo and his boy-toy, Square. At Saved by the Bell, Evil M and myself took care of that problem. After that night, that arrangement was checked off the list.
When I was booked into a one-on-one contest with Square, I took it as if I didn't fully finish the plan. Thanks to them, my eyes were opened. I finished the plan and was able to mark it off of my list. It's Amigo and Square who have yet to erase from theirs.
Come this Monday, I will have a clean conscience. With that, I promise to defeat TTS, enter the Thunderdome and fulfill my duty to become WWCF World Champion.
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Post by littlenaitch on Apr 9, 2010 1:55:19 GMT -5
Viva you are only the World Champ because I made a mistake and that mistake will not happen again. I proved to the world that I had you beat and I will do it again on Monday but this time I will be walking out as the champion. I am more than ready for you Viva and am glad that you are as well because I am and am planning on tearing you apart from limb to limb. Viva, that belt is coming back where it belongs so enjoy these last few days champ.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Apr 9, 2010 7:13:26 GMT -5
* We see a dark room with a red light. We can just make out what appears to be a man with a hood over his head holding a rope He starts talking in a low angry voice.
"KOBAIN! You want to tell fairy tales? You want to joke around? When I get in the ring with you I am going to rip you apart. Playtime is over. At least for you. I have a fairy tale of my own. Fe Fi Fo Fum I am really really dumb. When I step in the ring with you I won't win because I really really suck...."
*We hear a door open and a light turns on. We discover Kris Kobain standing in a janitors closet on a crate. with a brown paper bag over his head, a toilet paper tube up to his nouth and a jump rope in the other hand.
Kobain: "Hey! Did you see that?!? I just saved you from that hideous beast called The Hangman. I hit him in the head with this. *holds up the toilet paper tube as if it's a steel pipe* and I was going to tie him up with this *holds up the jump rope* but he ran away like the coward he is. I think he caught his reflection in the mirror or something."
*The janitor has no expression on his face. He grabs a roll of paper towles and shuts the door leaving the light on. Kobain turns and winks at the camera and walks away.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Apr 9, 2010 12:00:09 GMT -5
Yeah, I was pissed off after NiteRaw, no doubt about it. I'm no longer in contention for the Inter-Forum Title, and our limo got smashed to peices by some lunatic.
Vokoun, you were chasing us with a lead pipe. Did you think we would just stand there and let you hit us with it? We're not as stupid as you, mate. You run around screaming about how nobody understands you, how you are going to kill people, but the fact is that for all your prophecies of destruction, you really haven't done anything whatsoever to back it up. You lost twice at the Saved By The Bell PPV; in the tag title match it was because we proved we were smarter than you. That's just the way it is. We ain't scared of you, but we're not gonna jeapordise our tag title reign by having you attack us with a weapon. Perhaps Titanothere can beat some sense into you this week.
Onto more pertinent issues. This week, Viva and Dave are taking on Naitch and Seth Drakin, with the belt on the line. Now I've made a promise not to interfere in the match - for some reason Seth seems to think that punishing The Metal Express is a good way of getting back at Viva. Dude, do what you like. Give us all you've got if it makes you feel better. But just know that even though things haven't exactly gone as I'd hoped lately, I for one plan on holding onto these belts for a long time to come. People are branding this as a "stable war", but I'm primarily looking out for #1. I know Viva and Dave will get the job done on NiteRaw, and they are more than capable of doing it by themselves, without me, without Sparks, or anybody else.
The appetite for destruction isn't sated yet. TTS may have beaten me, but that's not gonna bring me down. After a setback, comes recovery. So whoever is next to challenge us for the belts, bring it on. I'm deadly serious when I say that my aim for The Metal Express is to become the greatest team in this company's history. Now I'm not so delusional that I think it'll be easy, and things haven't gone as I'd hoped in recent weeks, but I'm determined to cement a legacy here.
I will bounce back, and I will prove myself not only as a tag team wrestler, but on my own as well, and if you don't like it, I don't care. Seth: Oh dont worry.....I will be putting another team against you at WrestleCrApocalypse. Maybe if LN doesnt win the title and Tyfo doesnt win his qualifier, maybe I will give them a crack at regaining their belts. But honestly, neither will happen so I will be naming your opponents in due time.
But let me tell you something, if you and Sparks weren't hanging with the wrong crowd........I would actually like you two. Guilty by association, I guess. Oh Seth, if I were you I wouldn't worry about who you are going to pick to face the greatest tag team in the world today. I would worry about one half of that tag team smashing you into nothing more than human squeezed grease. You see ever since you stole my job as CEO I still don't believe I got a proper revenge so this match I'm going to beat the hell out of you and obtain the revenge once and for all.
Also in doing so Viva will stay WWCF World Champion because he is the lead singer of the greatest rock band alive.......Heavy Metal Hollywood. The H.M.H. isn't on top for nothing. We have the World Title and the Tag Titles because we are the most dominating stable around and the most dominating stable to ever be in WWCF. Sure The Family had their nice little run but this Monday night Little Naitch is going to learn the hard way why you don't mess with the band.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Apr 9, 2010 15:25:30 GMT -5
DR Jackson: Boiler Room Brawler, I'm going to let you in on something... I'm excited for our match. Very excited. You see, the way I see it is is that this my MY Gookermania! I get to win my title back AND get you out of my life once and for all.
You see I'm not going to deny anything, at Saved By The Bell you successfully beat The Black Dynasty, no fluke, however alot of that win comes off of you capitalising on my own mistakes and distractions. Which since this rematch is not a Hardcore match... It would no longer be an issue.
Just a straight up one on one match. And last time we had one of them, it was I that left you laying. Sure talk up how it was only a count out win and not a pinfall, but the fact of the matter is that I left you laying, unable to get up in time.
However, with the title on the line this one will definately end in the ring. With me standing strong as the TWO TIME! TWO TIME! Inter-Forum Champion! You will see why the Era of Attitude is not to be taken lightly, why I am the Black Dynasty and why I am your hero...
Neither enemy nor friend... Damn Right! *From the Boiler Room* Ya know something, Jackson?
After listening to The Hangman blabber on and on about god knows what in his language, I gotta admit: at least I understand exactly what you're saying, Jackson.
But the buck stops there.
The fans saw a match for the ages. A clash of the titans. And it was something fierce.
But this Monday, I'll make no mistake that there will be rules and this time, there will be no excuses.
This Niteraw, the entire WWCF Galaxy will bear witness as we, BRB and the Black Dyn-as-ty, go at it one more time for the 1-2-3!
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Post by littlenaitch on Apr 10, 2010 1:20:51 GMT -5
You know something now I know why Heavy Metal Hollywood get along so well and that is because they are all delusional. I have a question for you Dave and that question is how exactly did Seth steal your job as CEO? Weren't you fired as CEO when Aaron exposed that you tried to sell this company to Disney? I can't believe that you actually believe that you are going to beat the hell out of Seth. Have you forgotten Dave that Seth has been in more dangerous matches then you have been in normal matches? Dave went onto say that I am going to learn the hardway that you don't mess with the band which is also laughable considering Tyfo and myself have beaten the crap out of him and Headbanger Man on a few occasions.
Now this Monday night history will be made when Seth and myself team up for the very first time and also when I become the first ever TWO TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!
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Post by Jay Carroll on Apr 10, 2010 14:19:47 GMT -5
Scene: The offices of Jay Carroll
You know, I was planning on reviewing the "Best of Amigo" DVD this week in preparation for our match. But it seems as if there isn't on in the WWCFshopzone website. Heh.
I said I wasn't going to get caught up in a war of words, that I would keep quiet.... But I'm not good at that. Amigo, you've had plenty of chances to regain the Heavyweight Title since you originally lost it. And you've never capitalized. Monday night will be my first ever match in this company with a guaranteed World Title shot on the line. Losing is not an option, and if you think you'll just smack me with another Bom-Ba Ye and break my nose, think again. I've been preparing counters for it, and if you make me bleed, I will kill you. As far as I concerned, dead men can't wrestle for championships, so it would be in your best interest to keep my nose intact.
While I have this camera rolling, I want to speak on something really quickly.. LittleNaitch , I still don't understand how you and Seth Drakin have this deep understanding that crosses the boundaries of The Family and Seth's dislike for us, and I'm not going to kill myself figuring it out. All I'll say is, I hope this is just a necessary evil designed to get rid of a common enemy and not some alliance between us and Seth that I'm not aware of. Half my motivation in joining The Family was a shared dislike for Seth, and if it turns out that we're on the same page and he hasn't changed... I don't see myself working under him too well. Just sayin'.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 10, 2010 14:51:15 GMT -5
Scene: The offices of Jay Carroll You know, I was planning on reviewing the "Best of Amigo" DVD this week in preparation for our match. But it seems as if there isn't on in the WWCFshopzone website. Heh.
I said I wasn't going to get caught up in a war of words, that I would keep quiet.... But I'm not good at that. Amigo, you've had plenty of chances to regain the Heavyweight Title since you originally lost it. And you've never capitalized. Monday night will be my first ever match in this company with a guaranteed World Title shot on the line. Losing is not an option, and if you think you'll just smack me with another Bom-Ba Ye and break my nose, think again. I've been preparing counters for it, and if you make me bleed, I will kill you. As far as I concerned, dead men can't wrestle for championships, so it would be in your best interest to keep my nose intact.
While I have this camera rolling, I want to speak on something really quickly.. LittleNaitch , I still don't understand how you and Seth Drakin have this deep understanding that crosses the boundaries of The Family and Seth's dislike for us, and I'm not going to kill myself figuring it out. All I'll say is, I hope this is just a necessary evil designed to get rid of a common enemy and not some alliance between us and Seth that I'm not aware of. Half my motivation in joining The Family was a shared dislike for Seth, and if it turns out that we're on the same page and he hasn't changed... I don't see myself working under him too well. Just sayin'. Seth: You are half right in that I have not changed at all. However, I am not completely on the same page with The Family because you have to remember that even though LN is willing to team with me, me and TheSam still hate each other's guts. Hey.....Little Naitch is my arch-rival and always will be, but this is a neccessary evil to squash a new evil.
The enemy of my enemy is a temporary friend in my book.
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