Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 10, 2010 16:59:41 GMT -5
Scene: The offices of Jay Carroll You know, I was planning on reviewing the "Best of Amigo" DVD this week in preparation for our match. But it seems as if there isn't on in the WWCFshopzone website. Heh.
I said I wasn't going to get caught up in a war of words, that I would keep quiet.... But I'm not good at that. Amigo, you've had plenty of chances to regain the Heavyweight Title since you originally lost it. And you've never capitalized. Monday night will be my first ever match in this company with a guaranteed World Title shot on the line. Losing is not an option, and if you think you'll just smack me with another Bom-Ba Ye and break my nose, think again. I've been preparing counters for it, and if you make me bleed, I will kill you. As far as I concerned, dead men can't wrestle for championships, so it would be in your best interest to keep my nose intact.
While I have this camera rolling, I want to speak on something really quickly.. LittleNaitch , I still don't understand how you and Seth Drakin have this deep understanding that crosses the boundaries of The Family and Seth's dislike for us, and I'm not going to kill myself figuring it out. All I'll say is, I hope this is just a necessary evil designed to get rid of a common enemy and not some alliance between us and Seth that I'm not aware of. Half my motivation in joining The Family was a shared dislike for Seth, and if it turns out that we're on the same page and he hasn't changed... I don't see myself working under him too well. Just sayin'. I'm selling it independently. Anyways, I wish your blabber about the title was correct. the suits have always held me down when it comes to title run # 2.
And besides.......who says the Bom-Ba Ye needs to be done with a knee strike?
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Post by Jay Carroll on Apr 10, 2010 17:10:02 GMT -5
Scene: The offices of Jay Carroll You know, I was planning on reviewing the "Best of Amigo" DVD this week in preparation for our match. But it seems as if there isn't on in the WWCFshopzone website. Heh.
I said I wasn't going to get caught up in a war of words, that I would keep quiet.... But I'm not good at that. Amigo, you've had plenty of chances to regain the Heavyweight Title since you originally lost it. And you've never capitalized. Monday night will be my first ever match in this company with a guaranteed World Title shot on the line. Losing is not an option, and if you think you'll just smack me with another Bom-Ba Ye and break my nose, think again. I've been preparing counters for it, and if you make me bleed, I will kill you. As far as I concerned, dead men can't wrestle for championships, so it would be in your best interest to keep my nose intact.
While I have this camera rolling, I want to speak on something really quickly.. LittleNaitch , I still don't understand how you and Seth Drakin have this deep understanding that crosses the boundaries of The Family and Seth's dislike for us, and I'm not going to kill myself figuring it out. All I'll say is, I hope this is just a necessary evil designed to get rid of a common enemy and not some alliance between us and Seth that I'm not aware of. Half my motivation in joining The Family was a shared dislike for Seth, and if it turns out that we're on the same page and he hasn't changed... I don't see myself working under him too well. Just sayin'. I'm selling it independently. Anyways, I wish your blabber about the title was correct. the suits have always held me down when it comes to title run # 2.
And besides.......who says the Bom-Ba Ye needs to be done with a knee strike? Please don't start blaming management for you not making it back to the top of the mountain around here. The lucky bastard who's there right now has the market on bitching and moaning about people being against him cornered.
And from the tape I've been watching, you don't use a knee in the Bom-Ba Ye often. But you'll throw it, and like I said I've been working on a counter.Scene: The offices of Jay Carroll You know, I was planning on reviewing the "Best of Amigo" DVD this week in preparation for our match. But it seems as if there isn't on in the WWCFshopzone website. Heh.
I said I wasn't going to get caught up in a war of words, that I would keep quiet.... But I'm not good at that. Amigo, you've had plenty of chances to regain the Heavyweight Title since you originally lost it. And you've never capitalized. Monday night will be my first ever match in this company with a guaranteed World Title shot on the line. Losing is not an option, and if you think you'll just smack me with another Bom-Ba Ye and break my nose, think again. I've been preparing counters for it, and if you make me bleed, I will kill you. As far as I concerned, dead men can't wrestle for championships, so it would be in your best interest to keep my nose intact.
While I have this camera rolling, I want to speak on something really quickly.. LittleNaitch , I still don't understand how you and Seth Drakin have this deep understanding that crosses the boundaries of The Family and Seth's dislike for us, and I'm not going to kill myself figuring it out. All I'll say is, I hope this is just a necessary evil designed to get rid of a common enemy and not some alliance between us and Seth that I'm not aware of. Half my motivation in joining The Family was a shared dislike for Seth, and if it turns out that we're on the same page and he hasn't changed... I don't see myself working under him too well. Just sayin'. Seth: You are half right in that I have not changed at all. However, I am not completely on the same page with The Family because you have to remember that even though LN is willing to team with me, me and TheSam still hate each other's guts. Hey.....Little Naitch is my arch-rival and always will be, but this is a neccessary evil to squash a new evil.
The enemy of my enemy is a temporary friend in my book.*shrugs shoulders* Just making sure I don't end up executing your marching orders. Wouldn't wanna be another YellowJacket.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 10, 2010 17:17:16 GMT -5
I'm selling it independently. Anyways, I wish your blabber about the title was correct. the suits have always held me down when it comes to title run # 2.
And besides.......who says the Bom-Ba Ye needs to be done with a knee strike? Please don't start blaming management for you not making it back to the top of the mountain around here. The lucky bastard who's there right now has the market on bitching and moaning about people being against him cornered.
And from the tape I've been watching, you don't use a knee in the Bom-Ba Ye often. But you'll throw it, and like I said I've been working on a counter. Uh, what have you been watching? It's a knee kick to the face. It's always a knee.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Apr 10, 2010 23:00:22 GMT -5
Please don't start blaming management for you not making it back to the top of the mountain around here. The lucky bastard who's there right now has the market on bitching and moaning about people being against him cornered.
And from the tape I've been watching, you don't use a knee in the Bom-Ba Ye often. But you'll throw it, and like I said I've been working on a counter. Uh, what have you been watching? It's a knee kick to the face. It's always a knee.*Looks up from Jonathan and Sara's sextape* Hrm? Musta got my Japanese Puro mixed up with one of your matches.
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Jazzman
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Post by Jazzman on Apr 11, 2010 1:07:12 GMT -5
So, as usual, no one is talking about Jazzman. Apparently since I don't use showy pyro or use a weird walk or anything I get overlooked. That's just great everyone. Call me washed up, call me over the hill. I'll show everyone on Nite-Raw that I am still the measuring stick in this company.
Now Sparks, you've changed alot, hell I've even said you've evolved to the next level here. But, I'll tell you something. You are still not as good as I am. I am the best star in this company and now that I have the fans back on my side, there is nothing I cannot do anymore.
Whoever I see in Thunderdome, you better be ready to deal with the best wrestler in this company. I'm the choice of this generation and right now... I'm feeling good.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Apr 11, 2010 1:29:41 GMT -5
*We see Kris Kobain in his locker room wearing a top hat, a black leather jacket with no shirt underneath, blue jeans and a pair of black boots.
"Hangman.......heeeeyyyy Haaaaaaaaang maaaan.....You're awful quiet lately. Whatsa matter little buddy? Did I hurt your feelings you picnic basket stealing, hood wearing, troll collecting, furby petting side show freak? I've got something for you."
*Kobain opens his locker. When he does we see a picture of The Hangman.
"Excuse me."
*Kobain truns from the camera. His head is bocked by the locker door. We hear what appears to be vomiting noises. He brings his head out of the locker and closes it after he pulls out a giant sucker.
"I think I'm ok now. I got this for you Hangman. If you're a good little boy I'll give it to you. You want it little buddy? It's all yours if you behave like a big boy."
*Kobain opens the locker back up and puts the sucker back in. He looks at the picture of The Hangman again and shudders then closes the locker again.
"You know? It just dawned on me. You're not just A hangman. No no. You're THE Hangman. So if you're THE Hangman then that means you're the best hangman. Better than the rest. If you're better than the rest I would hate to see what these other horribly disfugured social abominations look like. Bottom line captain underpants come Heatz I'm going to make you work harder than you have ever worked in your life. You've never been in the ring with the likes of me and you're in for world of hurt. When this match is over the old u.s.a. will have a new river as your tears fill the grand canyon. We'll even name it after you...Suckface River....has a nice ring to it dontchya think?"
*Kobain leaves the locker room and starts walking down the hall as the camera follows him. He sees a ladder and stands next to it. He writes the names of the roster on each rung and then starts to climb up. He turns and sits on top of the ladder facing the camera.
"It's that easy."
The screen goes black.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2010 2:31:27 GMT -5
So, as usual, no one is talking about Jazzman. Apparently since I don't use showy pyro or use a weird walk or anything I get overlooked. That's just great everyone. Call me washed up, call me over the hill. I'll show everyone on Nite-Raw that I am still the measuring stick in this company. Now Sparks, you've changed alot, hell I've even said you've evolved to the next level here. But, I'll tell you something. You are still not as good as I am. I am the best star in this company and now that I have the fans back on my side, there is nothing I cannot do anymore. Whoever I see in Thunderdome, you better be ready to deal with the best wrestler in this company. I'm the choice of this generation and right now... I'm feeling good. Listen Jazzman. I respect you. A lot. You are the longest reigning WWCF World Champion. That's quite an achievement. But here's the deal, if I have to take you down to get into the ThunderDome, believe me, I will. If I were facing someone else, I would say the same thing. I don't discriminate. Like I said. I have a great deal of respect for you, but if I have to push someone out of my way, so be it.
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Jazzman
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Post by Jazzman on Apr 11, 2010 2:43:26 GMT -5
So, as usual, no one is talking about Jazzman. Apparently since I don't use showy pyro or use a weird walk or anything I get overlooked. That's just great everyone. Call me washed up, call me over the hill. I'll show everyone on Nite-Raw that I am still the measuring stick in this company. Now Sparks, you've changed alot, hell I've even said you've evolved to the next level here. But, I'll tell you something. You are still not as good as I am. I am the best star in this company and now that I have the fans back on my side, there is nothing I cannot do anymore. Whoever I see in Thunderdome, you better be ready to deal with the best wrestler in this company. I'm the choice of this generation and right now... I'm feeling good. Listen Jazzman. I respect you. A lot. You are the longest reigning WWCF World Champion. That's quite an achievement. But here's the deal, if I have to take you down to get into the ThunderDome, believe me, I will. If I were facing someone else, I would say the same thing. I don't discriminate. Like I said. I have a great deal of respect for you, but if I have to push someone out of my way, so be it.I'm happy to hear you say that Sparks. I love a match based on respect. I look forward to our match and whatever happens happens. I know what it takes to compete on this level, you don't yet. Your first test is me Sparks. Pass or Fail... either way, I'm feeling good.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Apr 11, 2010 2:59:03 GMT -5
So, as usual, no one is talking about Jazzman. Apparently since I don't use showy pyro or use a weird walk or anything I get overlooked. That's just great everyone. Call me washed up, call me over the hill. I'll show everyone on Nite-Raw that I am still the measuring stick in this company. Now Sparks, you've changed alot, hell I've even said you've evolved to the next level here. But, I'll tell you something. You are still not as good as I am. I am the best star in this company and now that I have the fans back on my side, there is nothing I cannot do anymore. Whoever I see in Thunderdome, you better be ready to deal with the best wrestler in this company. I'm the choice of this generation and right now... I'm feeling good. "Listen Skeletor.. There's no room in this company for over the hill saxaphonies like you. Go off and slither into the tar pit with all the other dionsaurs befrore your next number is wha cha cha doobee dobee ahchacha ah ah ah heart attack!"
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Jazzman
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Post by Jazzman on Apr 11, 2010 3:10:01 GMT -5
So, as usual, no one is talking about Jazzman. Apparently since I don't use showy pyro or use a weird walk or anything I get overlooked. That's just great everyone. Call me washed up, call me over the hill. I'll show everyone on Nite-Raw that I am still the measuring stick in this company. Now Sparks, you've changed alot, hell I've even said you've evolved to the next level here. But, I'll tell you something. You are still not as good as I am. I am the best star in this company and now that I have the fans back on my side, there is nothing I cannot do anymore. Whoever I see in Thunderdome, you better be ready to deal with the best wrestler in this company. I'm the choice of this generation and right now... I'm feeling good. "Listen Skeletor.. There's no room in this company for over the hill saxaphonies like you. Go off and slither into the tar pit with all the other dionsaurs befrore your next number is wha cha cha doobee dobee ahchacha ah ah ah heart attack!" Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Kobain, sorry I didn't notice you drowning in irrelevancy in the corner. Perhaps once you make an impact you can try to throw insults at me, but I have much bigger fish to fry this week.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Apr 11, 2010 3:15:21 GMT -5
"Listen Skeletor.. There's no room in this company for over the hill saxaphonies like you. Go off and slither into the tar pit with all the other dionsaurs befrore your next number is wha cha cha doobee dobee ahchacha ah ah ah heart attack!" Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Kobain, sorry I didn't notice you drowning in irrelevancy in the corner. Perhaps once you make an impact you can try to throw insults at me, but I have much bigger fish to fry this week. Awww did I offend the company resident geriatric? Calm down Brittle Bones McGee you're going to give yourself a stroke.
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Jazzman
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Post by Jazzman on Apr 11, 2010 3:33:46 GMT -5
Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Kobain, sorry I didn't notice you drowning in irrelevancy in the corner. Perhaps once you make an impact you can try to throw insults at me, but I have much bigger fish to fry this week. Awww did I offend the company resident geriatric? Calm down Brittle Bones McGee you're going to give yourself a stroke. Look buddy, I asked you once to step back, now I'm starting to get a little upset. I give you alot of respect for wanting to make a name for yourself at my expense kid, but not now. I'm got other problems coming through. Plus the last guy who thought he could get the better of me isn't even in this company anymore. Try to step up to me and you'll fail. you aren't their yet Kobain, you will be, but not now. The Hangman is your problem, I'm not your problem.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Apr 11, 2010 3:38:15 GMT -5
Awww did I offend the company resident geriatric? Calm down Brittle Bones McGee you're going to give yourself a stroke. Look buddy, I asked you once to step back, now I'm starting to get a little upset. I give you alot of respect for wanting to make a name for yourself at my expense kid, but not now. I'm got other problems coming through. Plus the last guy who thought he could get the better of me isn't even in this company anymore. Try to step up to me and you'll fail. you aren't their yet Kobain, you will be, but not now. The Hangman is your problem, I'm not your problem. "I've got my eye on you wisenheimer. Mostly to watch your fall from grace."
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smokinvokoun
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Post by smokinvokoun on Apr 11, 2010 18:01:41 GMT -5
A bloody Smokin Vokoun is sitting in the locker room all by himself.
You know.... since many fans of the WWCF are afraid of me, rarely does anyone wanna talk to me. But there have been questions asked, by the few who have dared talked to the "Monster" Smokin Vokoun. One question that sticks out is "Why do you do, what you do?" "Why are you so...crazy." Hmm, why am I so crazy? Well, when you come into a business, that will backstab you in a heartbeat, build you up and tear you down. a business that can take away success just as easily as it gives it to you.....it can make you just a little crazy. And to be honest, when I left "Saved By The Bell" with not one....but two loses....you might say it made me a little crazy. Because, when you have a chance to make an impact at a Big time ppv, and I didn't do it. I had a chance to become one half of the WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS....and I didn't do it. And that's no fault of TTS...who while I don't like the man, he deserves to be a top star in this company. I wasn't smart enough...I LET MY RAGE.....get ahold of me. I have to look at myself in the mirror and maybe think about....what I've done.....and while I will always be that crazy sob. Because that's what I've always been. But when I do look into that mirror and think that maybe that alot of the problem in my life...is me.
So if you all of you understand, when any of you have had a match like I've just had with Titanothere, it does clear your mind a bit. Titanothere....I have to put to you man. You are truly a tough mother-F*** and to be honest...you surprised me. I didn't think that such a mild mannered man, could be as tough as nails as well. Because in my life....nice guy....didn't mean tough guy. I sent you to the HOSPITAL ON STRETCHER.....and you came back in one week.That deserves respect from me.....and I don't think this is our last match either. Some time, somewhere Titanothere....you will get a rematch. [/color]
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Post by The Hangman on Apr 11, 2010 18:09:15 GMT -5
*Going to the back*
Ha, all talk like I thought he was. Kobain was not a problem, but that little stunt BoilerRoomBrawler did. So, you hairy gorilla, you think you are ready for me? I'll promise you that I won't fall prey to anymore tricks.
Oh, and by the way it's French I speak. And before your damn American mind says anything, I'm Haitian.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Apr 12, 2010 17:25:15 GMT -5
*From the Boiler Room*
BRB: Hangman, I gotta tell ya: I get better conversation out of DR Jackson.
You sound like you speak something Romantic in origin, is it Portuguese?
But you don't seem European, so I'm going to guess that you're from Brazil.
And if you're from Brazil, then that means that you live in sweltering heat from the rainforests of South America.
Yes, it might take me a bit, judging from your looks, but I guarantee you that I will take your big Brazilian bum to the Boiling Point and back- wait, whuh?
BRB is handed a slip of paper. He reads it and then looks up.
BRB: Uh... it appears that Uncle Seth wants the rankings to determine my opponents. From the looks of things, that means that you are going to have to face off against the "Monster" Smokin' Vokoun before you can get to me.
And did you see that match that he just had against the Monster from the Mesozoic Age, Titanothere?
Hangman, if you're as good as I assume that you saying that you think that you are, then I say that you take on the Smokin' Vokoun before you take on me, BRB.
I think that it would do you good to face off against the Smokin' Vokoun. He reminds me of myself with a little less power but a bit more crazy.
So ya better be ready, Hangman, because the Smokin' Vokoun isn't jokin' and neither am I when I swing my big, massive, pipe wrench straight into your Brazillian breadhole!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 12, 2010 17:37:23 GMT -5
*Off screen, but can be heard*
Seth: Boiler, I am not related to you (thankfully) so please don't call me "Uncle Seth".
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Apr 12, 2010 20:47:54 GMT -5
*From the Boiler Room*
BRB shrugs with a slight smirk.
BRB: Well, I may not be his nephew, but I am most definitely his WWCF Hardcore and Inter-Forum Champion and you can all take that to the bank!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 13, 2010 0:23:21 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Seth Drakin talking with Jessica in the office when Fred G. Neric comes in.*
Fred: Seth, sadly another losing effort in taking the title from Viva, what do you have to say?
*Seth looks at Fred enraged.*
Seth: You dare to ask me my feelings after I had to stop two harlots from attacking our commissioner and my one true love. You dare bother me with this tripe!!! Get out of here!!!
*Mr. E and U.N. Owen grabs Fred and throw him out of the office. The camera goes to leave, but Seth stops him.*
Seth: Not you.............
*Seth looks into the camera with a rage never before seen.*
Seth: Listen to me and listen to me good, Viva. You may be able to keep the title.....for now and I have accepted that. But what I WILL NOT accept is your two tramps attack your commissioner. You may think I am doing this on a personal level, but I have also a professional level of making an example out of those who would disrespect proper business ethics.
I checked my checks and I noticed that you actually have your "groupies" as cast members here which means they sadly get paid to be with you. Well that stops NOW!!!!!!!
As of this moment, I am suspending Alexa and Lisa without pay.....until Jessica get a heartfelt and sincere apology from those two. And don't try to fool me because you better remember that I am the Puppet Master and I do know when someone is trying to fool me. If those two floozies of yours show up to this building without that apology, I will have them arrested for tresspassing and let you enjoy the consequences of paying their bail.
Oh and don't take my word for it.................ask the former music staff who I just FIRED!!!!! You have screwed my music up for the last time people.
Now before this cameraman leaves voluntarily, I will state that if anyone enters my office in the next 24 hours..............they will pay the price. I don't care who you are...........I am an equal oppurtunity executer.
Now GO!!!!!!
*The cameraman leaves the office as the door slams behind him and the camera fades to black.*
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smokinvokoun
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Post by smokinvokoun on Apr 13, 2010 0:57:50 GMT -5
Heav Metal Express.....you all once again prove to me, that you jerks are nothing but COWARDS!!! Sparks...you couldn't beat Jazzman face to face so you have to get your LITTLE BUDDIES TO COME AND HELP YOU!!! Headbanger Man., D Day Dave and your little "security team"....by the way where did you get those two goons...GUARDING A SIX FLAGS? None of you can beat Jazzman one on one....and NONE OF YOU CAN BEAT ME ONE ON ONE!!! Heck, I could beat all five of you ALL BY MYSELF IF I REALLY WANTED TO YOU!!!
But why should I be greedy with torture. Jazzman hates all of you as much as I do. So why not give him a chance to beat Heavy Metal Hollywood with every inch of their rotten, worthless lifes. Jazzman....I will admit, I don't really like you. But don't take that personally, BUT I DON'T LIKE ANYONE!!! But there are levels with my hate, I respect you. You are a former World Champion....and as a former Champion, you have proven that you are a TRUE MAN....and just the man to partner up with. JAZZMAN, I will join you, by your side, just so I can see the end of Heavy Metal Hollywood for good!!!
*He giggles and whispers to the camera*
And Heavy Metal Hollyweird....if you are wondering, just who the mystery man will be....well...lets just say that....it's for us to know....AND FOR YOU TO FIND OUT!!!!!!
*He laughs out loud*
Because Smokin Vokoun....isn't jokin.[/color]
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