Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Apr 13, 2010 1:12:16 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Seth Drakin talking with Jessica in the office when Fred G. Neric comes in.* Fred: Seth, sadly another losing effort in taking the title from Viva, what do you have to say?*Seth looks at Fred enraged.* Seth: You dare to ask me my feelings after I had to stop two harlots from attacking our commissioner and my one true love. You dare bother me with this tripe!!! Get out of here!!!*Mr. E and U.N. Owen grabs Fred and throw him out of the office. The camera goes to leave, but Seth stops him.* Seth: Not you.............*Seth looks into the camera with a rage never before seen.* Seth: Listen to me and listen to me good, Viva. You may be able to keep the title.....for now and I have accepted that. But what I WILL NOT accept is your two tramps attack your commissioner. You may think I am doing this on a personal level, but I have also a professional level of making an example out of those who would disrespect proper business ethics.
I checked my checks and I noticed that you actually have your "groupies" as cast members here which means they sadly get paid to be with you. Well that stops NOW!!!!!!!
As of this moment, I am suspending Alexa and Lisa without pay.....until Jessica get a heartfelt and sincere apology from those two. And don't try to fool me because you better remember that I am the Puppet Master and I do know when someone is trying to fool me. If those two floozies of yours show up to this building without that apology, I will have them arrested for tresspassing and let you enjoy the consequences of paying their bail.
Oh and don't take my word for it.................ask the former music staff who I just FIRED!!!!! You have screwed my music up for the last time people.
Now before this cameraman leaves voluntarily, I will state that if anyone enters my office in the next 24 hours..............they will pay the price. I don't care who you are...........I am an equal oppurtunity executer.
Now GO!!!!!!*The cameraman leaves the office as the door slams behind him and the camera fades to black.* *Viva Los Bio Dome knocks on the door to Seth's office* Hey, Sethy! You've got company...*Seth Drakin opens the door and instantly tries to slam it. Viva gets his arm through and slides in.* Hey! That's no way to treat your champion. You know, the one that just won and finally shut 'Naitchy up for good! Woo! You'll have to excuse me, but I'm riding on a wave of emotion. Better than any cocktail of booze and chemicals, am I right? Am I right, Sethy?*Seth looks visably annoyed.* Anyways, I heard about what you did. You know, terminating the contracts of two of the sexiest women in the WWCF. Now, I know you're angry. Nobody likes to lose. But isn't that a little quick and presumptious? It seems like in the heat of our battle, you got your facts mixed up. Let us go back and listen to a particular point in your terse little speech towards me.Seth Drakin: But what I WILL NOT accept is your two tramps attack your commissioner.You know, I wouldn't expect anything less from you. You protect your assets and honestly, that's respectable. But you've got your facts ALL wrong, Uncle Sethy. The wonderful people in the production truck here at WWCF provided me with an awesome replay of just what happened between the girls. You see, the producer smartly kept a camera on them at all times and therefore we have some awesome footage of exactly what went on. Let's watch, shall we?!*Viva pops the tape into the player. He hits play.* *On the other side of the ring Jessica Morton has finally had enough of Anderson's mouth and charges at her tackling her in a cat fight like style. Lisa is there to axe handle Jessica on the back though. Lisa hooks Commissioner Morton arms around her back as Alexa begins to slap her around. Seth sees this and jumps off the apron to save his girlfriend. Alphonso jumps out of the ring to help Drakin break up the girls.* Now, I would be totally okay with you terminating the contract of my girls if they had done anything wrong. Your woman, the lovely Jessica, not only attacked my girls for seemingly little to no reason, but she also cost good old 'Naitchy his last chance to get my belt.
Why are you taking it out on my girls? For someone who says he doesn't have it out for me, you sure aren't acting like it. Look, I know you were mad, and you acted in the heat of the moment. It's okay.
I'm understanding, so I'll give you a chance to reverse your decision and we can both pretend this never happened. Otherwise, I'm sad to say that this will just be some more ammunition to my claims that you'll do whatever it takes to hold me down in this company. -- Even after I beat you soundly in the middle of that ring.
The choice is yours, really.
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Post by The Hangman on Apr 13, 2010 1:31:51 GMT -5
*From the Boiler Room* BRB: Hangman, I gotta tell ya: I get better conversation out of DR Jackson.
You sound like you speak something Romantic in origin, is it Portuguese?
But you don't seem European, so I'm going to guess that you're from Brazil.
And if you're from Brazil, then that means that you live in sweltering heat from the rainforests of South America.
Yes, it might take me a bit, judging from your looks, but I guarantee you that I will take your big Brazilian bum to the Boiling Point and back- wait, whuh?BRB is handed a slip of paper. He reads it and then looks up. BRB: Uh... it appears that Uncle Seth wants the rankings to determine my opponents. From the looks of things, that means that you are going to have to face off against the "Monster" Smokin' Vokoun before you can get to me.
And did you see that match that he just had against the Monster from the Mesozoic Age, Titanothere?
Hangman, if you're as good as I assume that you saying that you think that you are, then I say that you take on the Smokin' Vokoun before you take on me, BRB.
I think that it would do you good to face off against the Smokin' Vokoun. He reminds me of myself with a little less power but a bit more crazy.
So ya better be ready, Hangman, because the Smokin' Vokoun isn't jokin' and neither am I when I swing my big, massive, pipe wrench straight into your Brazillian breadhole! I suppose an illiterate hermit like yourself wouldn't know much about culture. I'm freaking' Haitian from Jamaica. I'm black and speak French, you buffoon.
And who gives a shit about rankings? You seemed so ready, and now that your little stunt backfired, you back out? I guess despite, your ugly, fat, sweaty, hairy appearance marks a coward after all.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 13, 2010 2:30:36 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Seth Drakin talking with Jessica in the office when Fred G. Neric comes in.* Fred: Seth, sadly another losing effort in taking the title from Viva, what do you have to say?*Seth looks at Fred enraged.* Seth: You dare to ask me my feelings after I had to stop two harlots from attacking our commissioner and my one true love. You dare bother me with this tripe!!! Get out of here!!!*Mr. E and U.N. Owen grabs Fred and throw him out of the office. The camera goes to leave, but Seth stops him.* Seth: Not you.............*Seth looks into the camera with a rage never before seen.* Seth: Listen to me and listen to me good, Viva. You may be able to keep the title.....for now and I have accepted that. But what I WILL NOT accept is your two tramps attack your commissioner. You may think I am doing this on a personal level, but I have also a professional level of making an example out of those who would disrespect proper business ethics.
I checked my checks and I noticed that you actually have your "groupies" as cast members here which means they sadly get paid to be with you. Well that stops NOW!!!!!!!
As of this moment, I am suspending Alexa and Lisa without pay.....until Jessica get a heartfelt and sincere apology from those two. And don't try to fool me because you better remember that I am the Puppet Master and I do know when someone is trying to fool me. If those two floozies of yours show up to this building without that apology, I will have them arrested for tresspassing and let you enjoy the consequences of paying their bail.
Oh and don't take my word for it.................ask the former music staff who I just FIRED!!!!! You have screwed my music up for the last time people.
Now before this cameraman leaves voluntarily, I will state that if anyone enters my office in the next 24 hours..............they will pay the price. I don't care who you are...........I am an equal oppurtunity executer.
Now GO!!!!!!*The cameraman leaves the office as the door slams behind him and the camera fades to black.* *Viva Los Bio Dome knocks on the door to Seth's office* Hey, Sethy! You've got company...*Seth Drakin opens the door and instantly tries to slam it. Viva gets his arm through and slides in.* Hey! That's no way to treat your champion. You know, the one that just won and finally shut 'Naitchy up for good! Woo! You'll have to excuse me, but I'm riding on a wave of emotion. Better than any cocktail of booze and chemicals, am I right? Am I right, Sethy?*Seth looks visably annoyed.* Anyways, I heard about what you did. You know, terminating the contracts of two of the sexiest women in the WWCF. Now, I know you're angry. Nobody likes to lose. But isn't that a little quick and presumptious? It seems like in the heat of our battle, you got your facts mixed up. Let us go back and listen to a particular point in your terse little speech towards me.Seth Drakin: But what I WILL NOT accept is your two tramps attack your commissioner.You know, I wouldn't expect anything less from you. You protect your assets and honestly, that's respectable. But you've got your facts ALL wrong, Uncle Sethy. The wonderful people in the production truck here at WWCF provided me with an awesome replay of just what happened between the girls. You see, the producer smartly kept a camera on them at all times and therefore we have some awesome footage of exactly what went on. Let's watch, shall we?!*Viva pops the tape into the player. He hits play.* *On the other side of the ring Jessica Morton has finally had enough of Anderson's mouth and charges at her tackling her in a cat fight like style. Lisa is there to axe handle Jessica on the back though. Lisa hooks Commissioner Morton arms around her back as Alexa begins to slap her around. Seth sees this and jumps off the apron to save his girlfriend. Alphonso jumps out of the ring to help Drakin break up the girls.* Now, I would be totally okay with you terminating the contract of my girls if they had done anything wrong. Your woman, the lovely Jessica, not only attacked my girls for seemingly little to no reason, but she also cost good old 'Naitchy his last chance to get my belt.
Why are you taking it out on my girls? For someone who says he doesn't have it out for me, you sure aren't acting like it. Look, I know you were mad, and you acted in the heat of the moment. It's okay.
I'm understanding, so I'll give you a chance to reverse your decision and we can both pretend this never happened. Otherwise, I'm sad to say that this will just be some more ammunition to my claims that you'll do whatever it takes to hold me down in this company. -- Even after I beat you soundly in the middle of that ring.
The choice is yours, really. Seth: Few problems.....one is I am not firing your two harlequins because that would involve me buying out their contracts and that would be a bit of money. I am merely suspending them without pay until Jessica gets an apology out of those two. If you check, there behavior would be under assaulting a person of power.
Now of your women merely managed to get Jessica off of one of them, that would be one thing. But as you can plainly see, they made what can be seen as assault via slapping her around. I believe that I am in every right to discipline your hookers for their actions.
You see, in a fair world.....you are able to assault someone after they assault you. But as everyone knows, this is not a fair world and for that fact, if your girls were assaulted....they were only in their rights to get Jessica off of them.
Here is a new ultimatum, you can either get out of here and accept the suspensions and attempt to get your girls to apologize for their actions....
Or Jessica will be more than happy to press assault charges on your little ho-bags and considering that anyone with a clean records wouldn't be caught anywhere near you guys.....they would be getting at the minimum of a year in jail. Now that might be a year in jail, but under their contract.....any law trouble gives WWCF the legitamate reason to fire the two girls while not buying out their contracts.
The choice is all yours.....champ.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Apr 13, 2010 2:35:35 GMT -5
That's it, I'm calling your bluff. Let's see how that argument of yours holds up in court. You aren't going to scare me. I know my rights, and self-defense, unfortunately for you, is a right that we here in America have. Your woman instigated all the violence, and therefore any act afterward was in self-defense. You should know that due to my stature as an A-List celebrity, I have the best in lawyers. I have successfully sued many publications for printing false stories. Don't make me add you to the list of people who are sending me checks every month. You have no legs to stand on. In fact, I may sue you for workplace discrimination.
The choice truly is mine. To sue, or not to sue. Well, I'll tell you what, I'll leave it up to you, since I'm such a nice fella. Either you get rid of your stupid suspensions, or you will be hearing from my lawyers.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 13, 2010 2:52:22 GMT -5
That's it, I'm calling your bluff. Let's see how that argument of yours holds up in court. You aren't going to scare me. I know my rights, and self-defense, unfortunately for you, is a right that we here in America have. Your woman instigated all the violence, and therefore any act afterward was in self-defense. You should know that due to my stature as an A-List celebrity, I have the best in lawyers. I have successfully sued many publications for printing false stories. Don't make me add you to the list of people who are sending me checks every month. You have no legs to stand on. In fact, I may sue you for workplace discrimination.
The choice truly is mine. To sue, or not to sue. Well, I'll tell you what, I'll leave it up to you, since I'm such a nice fella. Either you get rid of your stupid suspensions, or you will be hearing from my lawyers. Seth: Unfortunately for you, restraining a woman while slapping her is not self-defense. Your two women crossed that line between self-defense and assault and while you may not like it, our system works that way and I'm sure your lawyers would tell you to sue so they can get your money. Trust me when I say this.......a company has better lawyers than one man.
So go ahead and call your lawyers because quite honestly, I can't allow employees to be attacking an employer without any waivers.
It doesnt matter who started a fight, it matters how you finish it.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Apr 13, 2010 3:22:09 GMT -5
That's it, I'm calling your bluff. Let's see how that argument of yours holds up in court. You aren't going to scare me. I know my rights, and self-defense, unfortunately for you, is a right that we here in America have. Your woman instigated all the violence, and therefore any act afterward was in self-defense. You should know that due to my stature as an A-List celebrity, I have the best in lawyers. I have successfully sued many publications for printing false stories. Don't make me add you to the list of people who are sending me checks every month. You have no legs to stand on. In fact, I may sue you for workplace discrimination.
The choice truly is mine. To sue, or not to sue. Well, I'll tell you what, I'll leave it up to you, since I'm such a nice fella. Either you get rid of your stupid suspensions, or you will be hearing from my lawyers. Seth: Unfortunately for you, restraining a woman while slapping her is not self-defense. Your two women crossed that line between self-defense and assault and while you may not like it, our system works that way and I'm sure your lawyers would tell you to sue so they can get your money. Trust me when I say this.......a company has better lawyers than one man.
So go ahead and call your lawyers because quite honestly, I can't allow employees to be attacking an employer without any waivers.
It doesnt matter who started a fight, it matters how you finish it. Bullshit. My lawyers will be in contact. I'm not messing around on this one, you have no legs to stand on, and not only will my lawyers rectify this situation, but it will further damage your credibility as a good CEO (which you claim to be.) It's unfortunate you're deciding to ride with your old (and misinformed) opinion on the matter. You've left me no choice but to put it in the hands of the courts. It's a no brainer.
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Post by delurked on Apr 13, 2010 5:43:03 GMT -5
A WWCF.com exclusive:
Jerry Fish: Its Tuesday, and time for our regular interview with the Monster of the Mesozoic Age, Titanothere. Titan, the last time the WWCF Galaxy saw you you had just lost to Smokin Vokoun on Heatz! in a brutal match to determine the number one contender for the Hardcore Title. How are you feeling?
Titanothere (standing, really leaning against the wall behind him, wearing street clothes, his forehead bandaged): I’ve been better. Vokoun put a whupping on me Sunday night to earn that title shot against Boiler Room Brawler. Still, I’d be lying if I didn’t say the match wasn’t extremely cathartic.
Fish: So its safe to say your rivalry with Smokin Vokoun is over and you’re ready to move on?
Titan: Heh. I’m 0-3 against him, Jer. A nail has more of a rivalry with a hammer than I did with Smokin Vokoun. He proved that he’s the best man to face BRB for the Hardcore Belt.
Fish: Well, even so, you must be happy to be Number One Contender for the Inter-Forum Title and the guaranteed pay per view match that goes with it.
Titan (wincing and shifting uncomfortably): Let’s say I was pleasantly surprised. I had no idea when I beat Evil M last week on Monday Nite Raw it meant I would be become the number one contender. In fact, I know there are some people who think I don’t deserve the spot because I leapfrogged over the competition to get it. And I can’t argue with that. So that’s why I’ve decided to issue an open challenge to any of the other five wrestlers behind me in the Inter Forum rankings. Square, TTS, General of the Monkey Army, Jay Carroll, even Smokin Vokoun: if you want the title shot for the Inter Forum Belt its here for you. First come, first serve, starting this Sunday on Heatz!
Fish: Er, are you sure that’s wise, Titanothere? After your hellacious hardcore match two days ago, a match that ended with you being stretchered out of the ring, don’t you think you should take some time off to heal?
Titan (shaking his head): No. I’m not going to rest on my laurels and wait to cash in my title shot. If I did that I wouldn’t deserve to wear the Inter Forum Belt. This open challenge is for me as much as it is for the men I’m offering it to. So, gentlemen, if you want the same chance I had to become number one contender, let me know. I’m ready, willing, and able to give it to you.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Apr 13, 2010 6:56:10 GMT -5
DR Jackson: It's funny how things turn out... I debut and destroy World Champions and immediately go for the IF title, this catches BRB's eye and he wants to be my buddy. I take him out and go on to win the IF title, I make the title worth a million bucks only for BRB to get his revenge in a classic... We jump right into the rematch and this time it's the Black Dynasty unleashing hell upon BRB... only for a putrid, facetious turn of events lead to the Man in Black costing me MY title... once again BRB won.
Only for me to be the one getting a shot to main event for the World Title.
Finally I'm no longer being ignored, after proving my worth week in and week out, after proving why the Era of Attitude is an era the WWCF can firmly get behind, the officials have finally stopped ignoring me and have now given me a match to qualify for the last spot in the ThunderDome match. Against none other than the Hardcore Heartthrob of Honor, Jonathan Michaels.
Do you remember last time we faced off? I do, King of Wrestlecrap and when all was said and done, it was The Black Dynasty who brought the noise.
You may be holding onto that Championship of Honor, however unlike you, I've held a real belt that didn't need to be made up by a desperate man, a belt that didn't need to be won by a desperate man. I belt that truly signified honor. The Inter-Forum Championship.
Jonathan Michaels, just because you're a current champion doesn't mean that you're able to beat me. Just because I've lost my last couple matches doesn't mean I'm off my game. Just because I'm not a man of your "class" doesn't mean that you're anywhere near being in my league...
Neither Enemy Nor Friend... Damn Right!
Oh by the way, I believe this is the longest I've gone without being interrupted. I don't know who this hacker is, but between him, BRB, Jesse King, The Man in Black, Mannum Blake, the WWCF officials and the fans... I'm getting quick sick of all this discrimination. Sure you can call it hyperbole, my over-reacting, whatever... but no one, NO ONE has been merciless picked on since their debut as much as me, The Black Dynasty... Your hero!
It can't all be because of my personality, can it? No, I have given my sweat and blood for this business, put on some of the greatest shows you've all ever seen, I should be treated as a hero, an idol... a legend. But no, we can't hold someone of his "class" in a high regard, never...
Anyway, whoever you are, every video you ever play at my expense just brings you closer and closer to experiencing first hand what the Era of Attitude is all about!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 13, 2010 9:43:42 GMT -5
Seth: Unfortunately for you, restraining a woman while slapping her is not self-defense. Your two women crossed that line between self-defense and assault and while you may not like it, our system works that way and I'm sure your lawyers would tell you to sue so they can get your money. Trust me when I say this.......a company has better lawyers than one man.
So go ahead and call your lawyers because quite honestly, I can't allow employees to be attacking an employer without any waivers.
It doesnt matter who started a fight, it matters how you finish it. Bulls***. My lawyers will be in contact. I'm not messing around on this one, you have no legs to stand on, and not only will my lawyers rectify this situation, but it will further damage your credibility as a good CEO (which you claim to be.) It's unfortunate you're deciding to ride with your old (and misinformed) opinion on the matter. You've left me no choice but to put it in the hands of the courts. It's a no brainer. Seth: If you wanna do a frivilous lawsuit, go ahead.............but it seems to me you dont have much of a leg to stand on and you know it, because you are not leaving my office.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Apr 13, 2010 10:49:48 GMT -5
*From the Boiler Room*
BRB has a bandage wrapped around his head.
Hangman, you sure are one persistent Brazilian Buffoon.
I'll tell you what. If Seth Drakin is in the mood, why don't we get all of this out of the way, hm?
Why don't we make it a Three-Way Dance at Wrestle CrApocalypse? You, me, and the Smokin' Vokoun will duke it out for the WWCF Hardcore Championship.
And after I swing my big, massive, pipe wrench into both of your skulls and I retain the Hardcore Championship, then you can go back to having to earn your way to this belt.
Moving on, I guess that I'll start with the good news: I still have the WWCF Inter-Forum Championship.
But now for the bad news: The Man in Black is back!
I thought that you were just going to fizzle out of existence, but you seem to be a patient and methodical man.
Is it my belt? My other belt? Is it personal? Are you working for Drakin? Why in the name of God are you playing these games?
Why?
BRB swings his pipe wrench into the wall, chipping away some of the cement brick.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Apr 13, 2010 12:44:57 GMT -5
*Jay Carroll is walking around the Parts Unknown Arena, currently in cateringHey, anyone around here seen Old Man River? Walks around spouting off about Duke Ellington and wearing a fedora?
Holy crap, when did we hire Tommy Dreamer?
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Apr 13, 2010 13:31:32 GMT -5
*Jerry Fish walks backstage with a cameraman and approached the Truth Coalition's locker room. He knocks on the door. Yellow Jacket opens the door.*
Fish: "May we come in for an interview?"
YJ: *with a big smile on his face* "Certainly!"
*Jerry Fish enters the room to a huge celebration. Champagne is flowing and guests are conversing. A huge "Congratulations" banner is adorned on the wall. Fish approaches Evil M and Yellow Jacket.*
Fish: "How do the two of you feel about being in the Thunderdome match at Wrestle-CrApocalypse?"
YJ: "Jerry, we are ecstatic! It is high time that we prove that technical prowess will gain you tremendous success."
M: "By turning back Square and TTS, we firmly established ourselves as top single contenders, as well as tag team specialists."
Fish: "How do you two feel about facing each other?"
M: "We've done it in the past, so it won't be anything new."
YJ: "We have agreed for it to be every man for himself, and for the best man to win. All I can say is, good luck Evil M!"
M: "Good luck to you as well, Yellow Jacket!"
*M and Jacket cling their glasses together and go back to celebrating.*
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Post by Jazzman on Apr 13, 2010 14:51:04 GMT -5
*Jay Carroll is walking around the Parts Unknown Arena, currently in catering Hey, anyone around here seen Old Man River? Walks around spouting off about Duke Ellington and wearing a fedora?
Holy crap, when did we hire Tommy Dreamer? *Jazzman walks into frame with an unhappy look on his face* What did you just call me?
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Post by Jay Carroll on Apr 13, 2010 15:02:07 GMT -5
*Jay Carroll is walking around the Parts Unknown Arena, currently in catering Hey, anyone around here seen Old Man River? Walks around spouting off about Duke Ellington and wearing a fedora?
Holy crap, when did we hire Tommy Dreamer? *Jazzman walks into frame with an unhappy look on his face* What did you just call me? Why, I do believe I called you Old Man River. But I'm not here to bury you, I'm here to help you. Sit down, please?
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Post by Jazzman on Apr 13, 2010 15:10:43 GMT -5
*Jazzman walks into frame with an unhappy look on his face* What did you just call me? Why, I do believe I called you Old Man River. But I'm not here to bury you, I'm here to help you. Sit down, please?Fine, I've some calls to make for this 6 man I'm in next week to talk to the guy. But I'm gonna assume this is about Thunderdome right?
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Post by Jay Carroll on Apr 13, 2010 18:23:56 GMT -5
Why, I do believe I called you Old Man River. But I'm not here to bury you, I'm here to help you. Sit down, please? Fine, I've some calls to make for this 6 man I'm in next week to talk to the guy. But I'm gonna assume this is about Thunderdome right? Actually, it was about the 6 man tag next week, and in a roundabout way about the Thunderdome too. Wanted to offer you a bit of protection, just in case Heavy Metal Hollywood decides to use your head for guitar target practice again. Because what fun would it be to win the World Title if you're not there to watch me win the belt?
But, I'm booked next week, so I can't be your tag partner. Just make sure you make it to the Thunderdome.
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Post by Jazzman on Apr 13, 2010 18:35:26 GMT -5
Fine, I've some calls to make for this 6 man I'm in next week to talk to the guy. But I'm gonna assume this is about Thunderdome right? Actually, it was about the 6 man tag next week, and in a roundabout way about the Thunderdome too. Wanted to offer you a bit of protection, just in case Heavy Metal Hollywood decides to use your head for guitar target practice again. Because what fun would it be to win the World Title if you're not there to watch me win the belt?
But, I'm booked next week, so I can't be your tag partner. Just make sure you make it to the Thunderdome. If you wanna watch my back, fine. But I will tell you that I will be there in Thunderdome and even though I respect the hell outta you, we still have unfinished business. If I have to take you out, so be it.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Apr 13, 2010 19:00:14 GMT -5
Actually, it was about the 6 man tag next week, and in a roundabout way about the Thunderdome too. Wanted to offer you a bit of protection, just in case Heavy Metal Hollywood decides to use your head for guitar target practice again. Because what fun would it be to win the World Title if you're not there to watch me win the belt?
But, I'm booked next week, so I can't be your tag partner. Just make sure you make it to the Thunderdome. If you wanna watch my back, fine. But I will tell you that I will be there in Thunderdome and even though I respect the hell outta you, we still have unfinished business. If I have to take you out, so be it. We definitely have unfinished business. And I would run my mother down to get to that title, so don't think I'd think twice about beating you down for it.
So, spill. Who's the guy you have in mind?
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Post by Jazzman on Apr 13, 2010 19:08:24 GMT -5
If you wanna watch my back, fine. But I will tell you that I will be there in Thunderdome and even though I respect the hell outta you, we still have unfinished business. If I have to take you out, so be it. We definitely have unfinished business. And I would run my mother down to get to that title, so don't think I'd think twice about beating you down for it.
So, spill. Who's the guy you have in mind? Sorry Jay, you'll learn just when everyone else does, and that's when his music hits on Monday.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Apr 13, 2010 20:36:32 GMT -5
*Well Thought Out Twinkles by the Silversun Pickups begins playing as the camera comes into focus*
Hey WWCF Galaxy, this is Jay Carroll, and.... I really turned down a shot at Tiffani Amber Theason 3 weeks ago? Anyway, welcome back to my WWCF Shopzone reviews. Remember, everything shown on this show is available at WWCFShopzone.com, as seen in the beautiful new graphic that just rolled across your screen.
In honor of the dreary wintery weather breaking up across Parts Unknown and the rest of the WWCF Galaxy, WWCF Shopzone is proud to present to you WWCF Ice Cream Bars! They come in eight unique, delicious flavors and...
*Jay's phone rings*
Hold on... Jay speaking... Why hello Commissioner Morton, to what do I owe the pleasure of hearing your annoying voice?.... Yes, I'm aware that there's another flavor in the box... Wait, how are you watching me tape this... Fine, I'll review Sethy-Poo's flavor too... Ok, you're taking up too much of my time, goodbye.
Ahem... NINE unique, delicious flavors and will be supplied to ice cream vendors across Parts Unknown, along with being available here at WWCFshopzone.com. To help me with the taste testing process, I've devised a tournament hosted by yours truly and our guest of the week...
Two time former ECW champ, Tommy Dreamer! Tommy, nice to have you here, come and take a seat sir.
Before I sit, I just want to make sure you didn't ask me to guest host this week to make fat jokes. They haven't been funny since the first time Raven said it.
Of course not, Tommy. I know you appreciate ice cream bars more than most people and figured you would enjoy this. The bars have been laid out in their tournament layout over there, enjoy.
In the meantime, I've hired some food critic guy to tell you about the aesthetic qualities of these bars. Food critic guy?
Ah, yes, the Viva Los Biodome's Purple Sticky flavor envokes a earthy, wine grape outer core with a delectable vanilla inside core to tease the senses yet revive them...
Yeah, its OK, but I like this Smokin Vokoun Super Nutty better, it's actually got more than 3 seconds of flavor.
That's an interesting thing you said, Tommy, since our world champion always seems to be three seconds away from losing something.. like his world title. Next round?
The Voodoo Champagne flavor is a delectable fusion of a fruity, cherry-esque water based ice cream of some sorts and a sweet, circus cotton candy type flavoring that is sweet and scruptious to the pallet...
Holy f***! It's flan on a stick! Screw that cherry cotton candy!
Wow Tommy, relax a bit... next round? Amigo's Banana Ba-Ye versus Evil M for Mango.
I taste an essence of the tropical forests of the Amazon in this one.. actually, in both of them...
Banana's good, mango is better, but if I smashed them together they'd be perfect. Mango.
And now for Yellow Jacket's Honey Surprise versus Spark's Brown Recluse Mousse...
Ah, the Honey Surprise is a wonderfully creamy vanilla ice cream with a healthy infusion of honey spread throughout its milkiness.. while the Brown Recluse Mousse reminds me of an earthy, dark chocolate...
I'm taking the one that doesn't look like a hunk of s***.
Foodie guy, you're fired, you're trying too hard. Tommy can take over from here. Honey Surprise versus Headbanger Flan?
Five words: Flan on a f***ing stick.
Evil M for Mango versus Smokin Vokoun's very appropriately named Super Nutty?
Eh... Mango again.
And for the finals, Headbanger Flan versus Evil M for Mango?
*Tommy licks them both, then looks around*
I'll take em both, I'm hardcore!
*Jay's phone rings again*
Crap, that's Morton.. Hey kids, don't forget to get Seth Drakinberry as well, I hear it's good... or something.. That's our time for the week! See ya next week.
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