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Post by Kris Kobain on Apr 14, 2010 1:53:14 GMT -5
*We see Kris Kobain wearing a black suit with silver pinstrips. He walks into a fancy restaurant and sits at a table.
"You know.........I want to talk about Heatz. I want to to talk about The Hangman. The hung jury has finally reached a verdict on your ugly mug."
*Kobain opens an envelope and pulls out a letter.
"We the jury find the defendant The Hangman guilty of really really sucking."
*Kris folds the letter and puts it in the envelope. He then puts it in his jacket pocket. He then smiles seemingly pleased with himself.
"and people say the legal system doesn't work..."
*Kris waves the waiter over.
Waiter: "How may I help you sir?"
Kobaim: "Take a note Benson."
*Kris stands up and climbs on his chair.
"From this day forward...."
*Kris steps up onto the table.
"Heatz will now be known as Kris Kobain presents Heatz! I vow to bring the best action to the hotest show going. I vow to beat the ugly mugs until they are bearable to look at. I vow to......are you getting this junior?.......I vow to set the whole roster ablaze and make them feel The Afterburn! Read it back to me Benson!"
*The waiter looks blankly at his pad of paper then looks back at Kris.
Kris:"I couldn't have said any better myself Benson!"
Waiter: "Sir are you going to order anything?"
Kobain:"Yes I have an order.......I order you to shut the hell up!"
*Kris jumps off the table and pulls a dollar out of his wallet. He hands it to the waiter.
Kris: "Don't spend it all in one place kid."
*Kris then walks out of the restaurant as the camera follows him down the street and fades out.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2010 7:35:15 GMT -5
Kobain, Kobain.
As soon you want to front up to me, you just happened to change your focus. If you want to be a coward and dodge me, then I don't give a s***. But if you want to face me, I will snap you in half like a twig.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Apr 14, 2010 18:12:20 GMT -5
Fred G. Neric: Hello there, this is Fred G. Neric, and I am standing by with Jay Carroll. Jay, you have a match versus a future Thunderdome opponent in YellowJacket next week. Any thoughts or feelings on this?
Why Fred, yes, I do have some thoughts and feelings on this. Hope you don't mind holding the microphone, I'll need my arms free to illustrate some points. And cameraman, pan in on me, I'll set the scene.
See, my opponent, YellowJacket, has this silly little segment in which he comes out and acts as if he's this super intelligent being and can talk down to the masses. And now, I'm going to talk down to him. This week's match is all about momentum. Your Merriam-Webster's dictionary defines momentum as..
*Jay pulls out a dictionary and begins reading*
" A property of a moving body that the body has by virtue of its mass and motion and that is equal to the product of the body's mass and velocity, or as "strength or force gained by motion or through the development of events".
Now, without getting any more boring than reading from the dictionary...
*Jay tosses the dictionary aside*
It works like this. Objects that have momentum tend to gain more momentum until they are stopped by an object that can absorb its momentum. You and I both have momentum going into this match. You and I both need to win to maintain said momentum, because, let's face it, there's a slimeball of a World Champ and 2 former world champs in this match already. If betting were legal in Parts Unknown...
*Jay winks to the camera*
We would both be longshots. And while I'm sure you're offended by not being thought of as the favorite, I'm right where I'd like to be, on the cusp of riding my momentum to the top. So, don't take it personal when I pin you this Monday, kid. It will just be a case of my momentum being greater than yours.
And that is a lesson that even your pompous, brown nosing ass can appreciate.
Very interesting take you have on this, Jay.
Yeah, I know. YellowJacket's not the only one around here who has a college degree, even if he'd like to think so.
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Post by General Adam on Apr 14, 2010 20:24:20 GMT -5
*is setting in his hotel room. He is then handed a card by Tinkers*
I face Blackout next week........who the hell is Blackout?
*Bongo grunts*
Oh Cageking.....didn't I already beat him? Like at least six times?
*Bongo grunts*
I thought so. Well if Blackout wants a fight he came to the right man. What time is it Bongo?
*Bongo grunts*
Ohhh time for my favorite show.
*he turns on the tv and the theme from "Golden Girls" start playing*
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2010 20:35:07 GMT -5
General, you've met your worst enemy
My......Other self, CageKing, was a wuss. He knew how to fight, but didn't know how to get ahead in life. That's where I come in. You may have beat him, but you can NEVER defeat me......I've found a new place for my sanity to play. In that ring, I am a monster, and when you face me, you are gonna wish it was just a nightmare.....
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Post by Kris Kobain on Apr 15, 2010 0:04:42 GMT -5
*The camera catches up with Kris Kobain at the arena parking lot.
"People have been asking me about Inspector Shetty all week. When I'm at the airport. When I sit down to eat dinner. When I'm nibbling on Sara Nakatomi's ear. They all want to know. Is it true? Yes it's true. Inspector Shetty really is that bad. This guy stinks the ring up so much it should be mandatory that all fans bring a can of air freshner for his matches. And he's boring. Matter of fact I saw two skanks in the back fighting over the last cinnabun. Watching that was more exciting than anything the inspector man has ever done. And in case you're wondering Alexa Anderson beat out Marissa Logan for the cinnabun. Dodging you eh Inspector? It's hard to dodge a 265 pound steaming pile of human waste as yourself. No Shet. I'm not playing around.
*Kris pulls out a cellphone
"Can you hear me now? After I hit The Afterburn on you the only thing you're going to hear is all the Kobainites chanting my name Kris Kobain! Kris Kobain! Kris Kobain!"
*Kris jumps on the hood of his car and raises his arms in victory.
"My car!" the camera pans over and we see Jerry Fish.
Kris jumps off the car.
Kris: "It never looked better than it did in that moment."
*Kris gives Jerry a playful slap on the face and walks away singing "I am the campion! I am the champion! Shetty is a loser! I am the champion of the world!" as Jerry checks the hood for damage shaking his head.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2010 5:39:24 GMT -5
*The camera catches up with Kris Kobain at the arena parking lot. "People have been asking me about Inspector Shetty all week. When I'm at the airport. When I sit down to eat dinner. When I'm nibbling on Sara Nakatomi's ear. They all want to know. Is it true? Yes it's true. Inspector Shetty really is that bad. This guy stinks the ring up so much it should be mandatory that all fans bring a can of air freshner for his matches. And he's boring. Matter of fact I saw two skanks in the back fighting over the last cinnabun. Watching that was more exciting than anything the inspector man has ever done. And in case you're wondering Alexa Anderson beat out Marissa Logan for the cinnabun. Dodging you eh Inspector? It's hard to dodge a 265 pound steaming pile of human waste as yourself. No Shet. I'm not playing around. *Kris pulls out a cellphone "Can you hear me now? After I hit The Afterburn on you the only thing you're going to hear is all the Kobainites chanting my name Kris Kobain! Kris Kobain! Kris Kobain!" *Kris jumps on the hood of his car and raises his arms in victory. "My car!" the camera pans over and we see Jerry Fish. Kris jumps off the car. Kris: "It never looked better than it did in that moment." *Kris gives Jerry a playful slap on the face and walks away singing "I am the campion! I am the champion! Shetty is a loser! I am the champion of the world!" as Jerry checks the hood for damage shaking his head. *Claps* Funny, Kobain. Real funny, Kobain.
You like making jokes, by the look of things. You love making jokes. So come Sunday, I'll show some my jokes. I'll show you how "funny" I am in the ring. I'm gonna use Tyfo as my personal b**** to show you how funny I am in the ring. I'll show you how funny it is when he gets hit by the Calcutter. I'll show you how bemusing it is when Tyfo is flung halfway across the ring after being hit by the Indian De-Railment. You'll be laughing when I lock in Jacob's Revenge, and you hear Tyfo scream for mercy.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Apr 15, 2010 6:02:40 GMT -5
*The camera catches up with Kris Kobain at the arena parking lot. "People have been asking me about Inspector Shetty all week. When I'm at the airport. When I sit down to eat dinner. When I'm nibbling on Sara Nakatomi's ear. They all want to know. Is it true? Yes it's true. Inspector Shetty really is that bad. This guy stinks the ring up so much it should be mandatory that all fans bring a can of air freshner for his matches. And he's boring. Matter of fact I saw two skanks in the back fighting over the last cinnabun. Watching that was more exciting than anything the inspector man has ever done. And in case you're wondering Alexa Anderson beat out Marissa Logan for the cinnabun. Dodging you eh Inspector? It's hard to dodge a 265 pound steaming pile of human waste as yourself. No Shet. I'm not playing around. *Kris pulls out a cellphone "Can you hear me now? After I hit The Afterburn on you the only thing you're going to hear is all the Kobainites chanting my name Kris Kobain! Kris Kobain! Kris Kobain!" *Kris jumps on the hood of his car and raises his arms in victory. "My car!" the camera pans over and we see Jerry Fish. Kris jumps off the car. Kris: "It never looked better than it did in that moment." *Kris gives Jerry a playful slap on the face and walks away singing "I am the campion! I am the champion! Shetty is a loser! I am the champion of the world!" as Jerry checks the hood for damage shaking his head. *Claps* Funny, Kobain. Real funny, Kobain.
You like making jokes, by the look of things. You love making jokes. So come Sunday, I'll show some my jokes. I'll show you how "funny" I am in the ring. I'm gonna use Tyfo as my personal b**** to show you how funny I am in the ring. I'll show you how funny it is when he gets hit by the Calcutter. I'll show you how bemusing it is when Tyfo is flung halfway across the ring after being hit by the Indian De-Railment. You'll be laughing when I lock in Jacob's Revenge, and you hear Tyfo scream for mercy.
It'll be funny, what I do in the ring against Tyfo, but you won't be laughing Kobain.You seem a little upset Inspectuh. A little angry. I'd be angry too if my fans were called Shetheads. Well that's what your fans would be called if you had any fans. I've never heard of this Tyfoo kid you're on about but if it's an example that will be made then prepare to be on your back more than Lisa Garcia. She can give you the burn and I will give you The Afterburn. And Dream Warrior memories may last forever kid but your career is going to start and end at the hands of Kobainmania. Get ready for the ride junior it's full of twists and turns. I promise you'll never ever be the same again when you step into the ring with the five star match man, the dynamo, the bestest in the westest your very own real life superhero Kris Kobian! |
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Apr 15, 2010 7:47:54 GMT -5
Fred G. Neric: Hello there, this is Fred G. Neric, and I am standing by with Jay Carroll. Jay, you have a match versus a future Thunderdome opponent in YellowJacket next week. Any thoughts or feelings on this?Why Fred, yes, I do have some thoughts and feelings on this. Hope you don't mind holding the microphone, I'll need my arms free to illustrate some points. And cameraman, pan in on me, I'll set the scene.
See, my opponent, YellowJacket, has this silly little segment in which he comes out and acts as if he's this super intelligent being and can talk down to the masses. And now, I'm going to talk down to him. This week's match is all about momentum. Your Merriam-Webster's dictionary defines momentum as.. *Jay pulls out a dictionary and begins reading* " A property of a moving body that the body has by virtue of its mass and motion and that is equal to the product of the body's mass and velocity, or as "strength or force gained by motion or through the development of events".
Now, without getting any more boring than reading from the dictionary...*Jay tosses the dictionary aside* It works like this. Objects that have momentum tend to gain more momentum until they are stopped by an object that can absorb its momentum. You and I both have momentum going into this match. You and I both need to win to maintain said momentum, because, let's face it, there's a slimeball of a World Champ and 2 former world champs in this match already. If betting were legal in Parts Unknown...*Jay winks to the camera* We would both be longshots. And while I'm sure you're offended by not being thought of as the favorite, I'm right where I'd like to be, on the cusp of riding my momentum to the top. So, don't take it personal when I pin you this Monday, kid. It will just be a case of my momentum being greater than yours.
And that is a lesson that even your pompous, brown nosing ass can appreciate. Very interesting take you have on this, Jay.Yeah, I know. YellowJacket's not the only one around here who has a college degree, even if he'd like to think so. *Yellow Jacket starts clapping* Congratulations! Unlike the other feeble "athletes" on the roster, you have amassed yourself some knowledge. You can read, write and have a college degree. What you don't have, however, is the WWCF World Championship.
You bring up that both of us aren't the favorites going into Thunderdome, and you may be right. According to the imbecilic fans of ours, I don't stand a chance in hell of walking out of Wrestle-CrApocalypse the WWCF Champion. But I don't listen to what these fans say. I don't adhere to so-called statistics. I listen to myself. And do you know what I say? That I will be walking out of the Thunderdome as the WWCF World Champion.
While you're busy with your internet reviews, I'm busy working on my already impeccable physique and stature. I am upgrading perfection, while you are wallowing in the depths of others' work. If you honestly think that you're going to get the advantage going into Thunderdome this Monday, then I suggest you get your lazy rear-end off of the internet and into a gym. |
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Post by The Hangman on Apr 15, 2010 11:16:28 GMT -5
*We see Kris Kobain wearing a black suit with silver pinstrips. He walks into a fancy restaurant and sits at a table. "You know.........I want to talk about Heatz. I want to to talk about The Hangman. The hung jury has finally reached a verdict on your ugly mug." *Kobain opens an envelope and pulls out a letter. "We the jury find the defendant The Hangman guilty of really really sucking." *Kris folds the letter and puts it in the envelope. He then puts it in his jacket pocket. He then smiles seemingly pleased with himself. "and people say the legal system doesn't work..." *Kris waves the waiter over. Waiter: "How may I help you sir?" Kobaim: "Take a note Benson." *Kris stands up and climbs on his chair. "From this day forward...." *Kris steps up onto the table. "Heatz will now be known as Kris Kobain presents Heatz! I vow to bring the best action to the hotest show going. I vow to beat the ugly mugs until they are bearable to look at. I vow to......are you getting this junior?.......I vow to set the whole roster ablaze and make them feel The Afterburn! Read it back to me Benson!" *The waiter looks blankly at his pad of paper then looks back at Kris. Kris:"I couldn't have said any better myself Benson!" Waiter: "Sir are you going to order anything?" Kobain:"Yes I have an order.......I order you to shut the hell up!" *Kris jumps off the table and pulls a dollar out of his wallet. He hands it to the waiter. Kris: "Don't spend it all in one place kid." *Kris then walks out of the restaurant as the camera follows him down the street and fades out. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 15, 2010 18:26:40 GMT -5
*"Unicron Medley plays as Seth comes to the ring, followed by Commissioner Jessica Morton and the security of Mr. E & U.N. Owen. Seth grabs the mic and begins to speak.*
Seth: I have some heavy stuff to talk about, but first I should get the the minor news. First and foremost is on to this request by BRB to make his match at WrestleCrApocalypse a triple threat match. Now while I do appreciate the champion willing to face all comers (unlike some people, but I will get to him later), I am afraid that I am going to have to say no to the request. No offense to Hangman and stuff, but Smokin Voukin earned an opportunity to be the #1 contender. And unlike TNA, I am not going to jeapordize the sanctity of a #1 contendership match just because someone wants something different.
Now if you BRB are really desperate to get Hangman in there, you should probably talk to the current #1 contender Smokin Voukin and if he is okay with adding Hangman to the match, well then both competitors would agree so I would have my hands tied so at that point, he can get in.
Also, despite threats by Viva and his legal team, the board has given me their 100% support in my decision to suspend the two harlots who assaulted Jessica. Not only have they given me personal support, but if you look in the parking lot....
*Seth shows PUPD cars parked outside on the Craptron.*
Seth: So has the Parts Unknown Police Department and until those two make a heartfelt apology to Jessica for their actions, they will be here to arrest those two if they show up without having first given the apology. Also, if they arrested....with the records they have.....the board will be free of any reprecussions in firing the two and not having to buy out their contracts. So Viva, you can take your threats and shove them where the sun don't shine.
But you know, I am starting to wonder that even with this Little Naitch problem over with, why Viva still feels it necessary to be a complete jerk towards me. You know what......I think I may have the answer. It seems that Viva as champion is trying to copy almost every champion of the past and that is to draw the ire of the Puppet Master. They also have all but one, fought me. I think in some sick way, Viva wants to go one on one with me and the fact that he pinned LN instead of me, kinda of irks him.
Now I know we talked about a one on one match and now that everything is done and LN has to admit defeat, I have nothing to fight for in a fight against the world champion. Sorry Viva, but you should know that I have retired and anytime I unretire a match, it is for more than myself. For the first time, it was to send Motor Colt a farewell gift......for the second time, it was to rid the world of the hardcore title.....and for monday, it was for the chance to give LN what he deserves, which is the belt. Now unfortunately, LN and I were not victorious, thanks to a lot of help from Heavy Metal Hollywood....so LN and Viva are done for right now as long as Viva is champion.
So Viva, if you want a one on one match against me......and a chance for you to be like all of the past champions, you will have to put something on the line that would be worthy of my time. Right now, despite being world champion................you have nothing that I can't get from being CEO and you being a complete moron.
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Post by Viva on Apr 15, 2010 20:54:10 GMT -5
...you have nothing that I can't get from being CEO and you being a complete moron. [/color][/quote] I'm not even going to begin to try and understand what the hell that means. Stick to running this company into the ground. As for your stubborn stupidity, I have a surprise for you on Monday, and I'll leave it at that. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 15, 2010 22:49:32 GMT -5
...you have nothing that I can't get from being CEO and you being a complete moron. [/color][/quote] I'm not even going to begin to try and understand what the hell that means. Stick to running this company into the ground. As for your stubborn stupidity, I have a surprise for you on Monday, and I'll leave it at that.[/quote] Seth: What it means is you have nothing that I would want that I couldnt get because I am your boss or because you are dumb as hell when it comes to not getting into trouble. I swear, I might as well be your babysitter with you doing as much nonsense as you do.
Also on this suprise, you probably plan on suing me. You know, it isn't that big of a suprise when you already threatened to do so earlier if I didnt give in to your demands. You know with how predictable you are, if I was still wrestling and not CEO.....you would have probably joined the list of people that I played like puppets. |
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Apr 15, 2010 22:50:52 GMT -5
Vokoun and Jazzman. I took both of you out with a guitar shot and this Monday on Niteraw Heavy Metal Hollywood is going to take you out with our superior wrestling and our all around coolness.
Vokoun you are a crazy son of a bitch and I will make you pay for bringing in a weapon like a barbed wire bat. What the hell is that anyway? You can't even play Highway To Heaven on that thing.
Oh and you Jazzman. I just want to tell you I grew up in Kansas City one of the capital cities of Jazz so I know all about it. You are know Jazz Man Jazzman and this Monday I'm going to prove it by beating you one, two, three in the ring.
By the way. Your guys' tag team partner sounds like a tool. Why would some parents name their kid Mystery Partner? Was Unknown or Who? taken or something?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 15, 2010 23:49:33 GMT -5
*On the steps outside the Parts Unknown Arena*
You know, it's funny. Whenever I get as angry as I'm feeling right now, usually, I try to burn down the house of whoever angered me, hopefully with them in it. If that fails, I usually take it out on whatever spouse or hooker I have at the moment, and if that fails, at the very least threaten to castrate the offender, and stuff in his mouth until he chokes to death on them, or dies via blood loss, or threaten to kill his younger sibling in front of him. And yet, I find myself oddly calm. I can't tell you people why I feel so calm. Sparks, I won't bullshit you; if I do indeed get my hands on you, I'll probably try to snap your neck. Maybe it's because I was so damn close to reclaiming my title, I don't know.
So, a while back, you had to resort to beating my protégé with a roll-up to get a guaranteed match with me. Well, you also said in the past, when we would wrestle, I get to choose the stipulation. Well Sparks, I see you aren't booked yet for the PPV. And regretfully, neither am I. So, in order to achieve a lasting, non-homicidal peace within my self, I challenge you to a match of my choosing at the PPV. I'll be there at Monday Nite Raw to announce my match type. If you want to be there, do so at your own discretion.
Bye.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Apr 16, 2010 1:02:48 GMT -5
*We see Kris Kobain sitting on a folding chair in a room with a desk and a tv. Kris is watching the tv with a magnifying glass and has a notebook in his lap. Sitting on the desk are boxes marked "GADGETS" and "EVIDENCE". Kris is speaking at the tv.
"Nope. No. Nothing yet.Still nothing."
Kris looks at the camera.
"I'm studying the inspector man's matches and I hate to break it to you but I have yet to see one entertaining of footage. Where are you hiding all the good footage huh Chief Brombden?"
*Kris suddenly turns to the tv excited.
"Wait.....wait....! Here we go! This is the stuff!:"
*Kris franticly writes down some notes in the notebook. The camera turns towards the tv and we see highlights of Kris Kobain hitting moves on Inspector Shetty.
"How do you make a mediocre jackass look good? Put him in the ring with me. Stand in line for the new Inspector Shetty dvd kiddies. It will be a best of and consist of 3 matches. The two that took place already and the one where I will beat the ever holy hell out of this giant walking talking half wit man child.
On other topics. Hangman. We need to hang man. I want to take lessons from you, I need you to teach me all you know. I mean if I'm going to learn how to be a hideous jackass that wrestles like a stick in the mud then I need to learn it from the best. I'm just guessing step 1 involves a really tall building and face planting the cement so I can be ubber ugly. What's step 2? Avoid all wrestling school at any cost? Step 3 must be to devour babies so I can have a grotesque body. Step 4 is where I get lost. I call on you Captian Crunch to steer me in the direction of mediocrity and delusion so I think I'm worthy of a title shot because hitting a guy with a chair takes a hell of a lot of talent.
Dream Warrior are you some kind of mime you silly little bastard? You might as well not even show up for Kris Kobain presents Heatz! I'm sure all the Kobainites would rather see thier hero in the ring talking than naking you look like you have at least one creative bone in your body.
All you little rungs on my ladder to the top best take notice that I'm coming after you. I'll be cham pee on in no time. Silly wrestlerst belts are for Kris."
*Kris looks at the tv again and sees Inspector Shetty coming out for a match on tape. Kris shoves the tv off the stand, grabs a Sherlock Holmes style hat and puts it on then walks away mumbling "I tell you Watson, the guy has no talent. No talent at all."
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Post by littlenaitch on Apr 16, 2010 1:22:03 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is seen in his house looking a bit dejected as he looks into the camera.
LN: Well it's been a tough week for me as I came up short on ending Viva's title reign even though there was a bit of controversy but I will not go there. Don't worry fans, even though I lost and am not in the best of moods, I am not going anywhere. I may not be able to go after the World Title anymore while Viva is champ but there are other belts that I can compete for and I will put my focus on those. I will talk more on it on NiteRaw.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Apr 16, 2010 5:20:20 GMT -5
Vokoun and Jazzman. I took both of you out with a guitar shot and this Monday on Niteraw Heavy Metal Hollywood is going to take you out with our superior wrestling and our all around coolness.
Vokoun you are a crazy son of a bitch and I will make you pay for bringing in a weapon like a barbed wire bat. What the hell is that anyway? You can't even play Highway To Heaven on that thing.
Oh and you Jazzman. I just want to tell you I grew up in Kansas City one of the capital cities of Jazz so I know all about it. You are know Jazz Man Jazzman and this Monday I'm going to prove it by beating you one, two, three in the ring.
By the way. Your guys' tag team partner sounds like a tool. Why would some parents name their kid Mystery Partner? Was Unknown or Who? taken or something?
Anyway, Heavy Metal Hollywood showed the world that we can get the job done on NiteRaw, and the end result is Viva retaining his gold once again. Naitch, even though you didn't deserve a title shot, you put up one hell of a fight, but just like the Tag Title match we had a couple of months back, you're once again faced with disappointment, and the harsh reality of knowing that Heavy Metal Hollywood has bettered you at every turn. Sure, you and Tyfo may have got a lucky win over us due to interference, but when it really mattered, we proved how superior we are.
This week, Vokoun and Jazzy Jeff want revenge. Bring it on. I'm not afraid of either of you. I actually kinda liked Jazzy, but he's gone soft again, pandering to these morons in the crowd. Vokoun, you can run around with all the weaponry you like, but when it comes down to it, you're no good in a straight up wrestling match, and we will expose your weaknesses, just like we did at Saved By The Bell.
As for your "mystery partner", let's just say whoever it is, they picked the wrong people to try and surprise. I've seen the hunger in Sparks recently, and it goes without saying that Dave and I are the champs for a reason. We're prepared for any challenge that comes our way, and I'm ready to show the world that the appetite for destruction still isn't sated.
Heavy Metal Hollywood is the most dominant force this company's ever seen. If you don't like it, we don't care. |
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Post by Kris Kobain on Apr 16, 2010 6:44:55 GMT -5
*We see Kris Kobain standing at a monitor watching The Headbanger Man's promo.
"Heavy Metal Hollywuss. That reeks of sucktastic even proportions that I don't even have to say anything else. A bunch of asscolowns followed by disease riden skanks. I have to wear a Haz-Mat suit just to walk past those ho-bags. Yeah like dude and stuff. You guys are hilarious."
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Apr 16, 2010 6:54:51 GMT -5
Maybe you should focus on winning matches instead of dishing out lame insults to everyone. "Heavy Metal Hollywuss"? That's the worst one I've heard yet.
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