WWCF In Character Roleplay/Promos Thread 2

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Seth: I perfer to call them Heavy Metal Hollymold......

[Viva]

There's nothing like watching people insult my intelligence and then choose not to use any when trying to think of a decent way to burn us with a clever play on our name.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Apr 16, 2010 21:11:42 GMT -5 Viva said:

There's nothing like watching people insult my intelligence and then choose not to use any when trying to think of a decent way to burn us with a clever play on our name.

Seth: Tell me about it, man who enjoys a horrible Pauly Shore movie.

[Johnny B. Decent]

Apr 16, 2010 22:17:26 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

Apr 16, 2010 21:11:42 GMT -5 Viva said:

There's nothing like watching people insult my intelligence and then choose not to use any when trying to think of a decent way to burn us with a clever play on our name.

Seth: Tell me about it, man who enjoys a horrible Pauly Shore movie.

There are good ones?

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Apr 16, 2010 22:38:01 GMT -5 Johnny B. Decent said:

Apr 16, 2010 22:17:26 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

Seth: Tell me about it, man who enjoys a horrible Pauly Shore movie.

There are good ones?

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Seth: Nope....

[Kris Kobain]

"So many sensetive guys here in the WWCF. In touch with thier feelings......and each other.....careful boys.....your makeup is runing."

[YellowJacketY2J]

Apr 16, 2010 21:11:42 GMT -5 Viva said:

There's nothing like watching people insult my intelligence and then choose not to use any when trying to think of a decent way to burn us with a clever play on our name.

I prefer to call you guys by the name of an upcoming Hollywood movie: The Losers.

[smokinvokoun]

We see Smokin Vokoun walking down a dark ally, carrying a barbwire bat

There were people in the WWCF, who tried to tell me..."You need friends to survive in the company and in this business" *He holds up the barbwire baseball bat* THIS IS THE ONLY FRIEND I NEED!!! THIS IS MY TAG TEAM PARTNER!!! But for you Heavy Metal Express, it's gonna be even more painful. You see, when I step in the ring with Jazzman and our mystery partner...NONE OF YOU THREE LOSERS WILL BE ABLE TO SURVIVIE!!! I have made it my vow, to destroy the Heavy Metal Hollywood group.

*He hits himself with the barbwire bat and bloodies himself*

THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH!!!! THIS SICK MIND DOESN'T CARE!!! So you better be ready for the worst beating of all your meaningless lives because, Jazzman and I will be more than happy to end your careers!!!

*He then smirks*

And then, I got the BRB....The Boiler Room Brawler at Wrestle Crapapocoloys...FOR HIS HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP. Know....BRB, I hope you watched that match with Titanothere, real real close. Because, that the kind of intensity and FEARLESSNESS, that I'm gonna bring in this match. Because, you can hit me with everything that you got...AND I WILL KEEP COMING BACK!!!! Now, don't get me wrong, I respect you. Your a double champion. So let me show you my respect...BY HITTING YOU WITH A STEEL CHAIR.....let me show you respect....BY PUTTING YOU THROUGH A TABLE....*he raises his bat* and let me show you respect...BY MAKING YOU BLEED TO DEATH!!!!!

*He laughs out loud and then smiles*

But hey.......it's nothing personal.[/color]

[delurked]

(Titanothere is sitting in a small conference room watching footage of TTS's match with Heabanger Man on DVR. Heatz! announcer Jerry Fish walks in)

Fish: Hey, Titan. Studying some film of TTS before your match this Monday night ?

Titan (jotting some notes on a legal pad): Yeah, I figured it was the smart thing to do. TTS is a dangerous opponent, not just for his wrestling skill, but also because of his mastery of the dark arts.

Fish (nodding): True, true.

Titan: And he knows voodoo as well. The guy's a triple threat!

Fish (stops nodding): Er....

Titan (pauses the DVR): That voodoo stuff is nothing to fool around with. One time, me and some friends drove down to New Orleans for Mardi Gras and my pal Smitty hooked up with -



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*crackle*

Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock
I hate clocks always ticking away every tick tock last little tick tock second until the tick tock day you tick tock just don't care anymore

But in this case I'll make an exception
You see this Clock and it's tick mean something special it's the tick until I finally see the Brawler face down and lifeless

Huh they say the enemy of my enemy is my friend and Brawler I do call you an enemy so I guess I'll just have to learn to live with it
tick tock Tick Tock TICK TOCK

*crackle*
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Titan (making gestures like he's holding a cantaloupe in both hands): -this big, like three times the size as the other one! Needless to say, Smitty came up with the seventy five dollars to get it changed back.

Fish (looking ill): Uh huh.

Titan (nodding): That's why I'm taking TTS so seriously. (unpauses the match footage and goes back to taking notes)

[Deleted]

I'm sick of this....I'm sick of my life. I want CageKing to just die....so my true self can be free

In my mind, I have been held back because nobody wanted to see the real me. Nobody wants to have to deal with someone who is constantly depressed, who seems to just be complaining about the soame story over and over again. Oh, your parents died when you were young and you've had your heart broken multiple times.....but your still alive. Today is a new day MY ASS

I've stopped fighting with my inner demons.....we're on the same side now.....

[Kris Kobain]

*We see Kris Kobain standing in a semi dark room.

"Hey Inspector Shetty. I decided to come visit your family before our match."

*The camera pans back revealing Kris is at a circus. Kris walks up to two men dressed in drag.

"Oh hey Marissa and Alexa. Have you ladies seen Mrs. Shetty?"

*The two walk away without answering.

(shouting)"Well thanks anywa! Tell the Heavy Metal Hollypossers I said hi!"

*Kobain walks past a side attraction labeled The Gorilla Man. Inside a cage is a man well over 500lbs covered in hair from head to tow.

"Hey there Cage King! um Blackout!"

*Kris walks into a tent labeled The Bearded Lady.

"Hey Mrs. Shetty!"

Lady:"What can I do for you hun?"
Kris: "Well you know I have a match with your son right? Big ugly fella?"
Lady: "Yep that my little Inspector."
Kris: "Please don't take offense when I smash his ugly mug in."
Lady: "No dear, you boys have fun with your wrestling match."

*The lady gives Kris a hug and he walks away.

"Now I see where The Inspector gets his looks from."

*Next Kris goes to a tent marked sword swallower.

"So this is where Seth Drakin did his training. Hmm"

*Kris walks in and spots a man with a bald head except for a braided ponytain that runs down the back. The man has a handfull of swords that he swallows one at a time.

Man: "yougonberasslinmyboy?"
Kris: "What!?!"
Man: "yougonberasslinmyboy? rasslininspectormyboy?
Kris: "Yeah uh that's great. Say what do your son and a kid with a sucker have in common?"
Man: "Idunnowut?"
Kris: "They both suck from start to finish and never end with the result they expect."
Man "OboythatfunnyItellyou"
Kris: "Yeah so I have to go....over there now.....I see where The Inspector got his mic skills from."

*Kris walks out of the tent and comes up to the animal holding area. He hurridly walks towards an elephant who is going to the bathroom.

"Hey The Inspector's girlfriend!"
*Kris looks down at the pile the elephant created.
"And little Inspector junior! Well Inspector it's been fun. We saw your mom. Such a beautiful lady. We saw your dad. A man with formidable enunciation and world class speaking skills all around. I don't know how they produced such a bumbling idiot as yourself. We saw your girlfriend who is way way out of your league and we saw your little boy who without speaking summed up your whole performance in the ring. A very Shetty family indeed. One thing troubles me though Inspector. Wrestling a sack of lard such as you is almost a handicap match for me. Hell anytime you step in the ring it's a handicaped match but I digress. The point is rather than label our match a one on one affair you should be your own stable. I thought of a name for you already Big, Slow and Dumb. Has a nice ring to it. Say your prayers eat your vitamins. Spay and neuter your pets because you're steping into the ring with the man, the myth , the legend Kris Kobain. Speaking of afairs leave the lights on Ms. Sara Nakatomi your superhero will be over soon to show you just how "explosive" I really am.

*WIth that we see Kris grab a stick of cotton candy and walk away,without paying, eating it.

[Tyfo]

I've been thinking about it since last week, and Jonathan Michaels, because I'm such a nice guy and decided to not take your title, even though I could have at any moment in that match, I've decided to give you another shot at me.

You didn't beat me and I know that's going to eat at you. That's why I'm willing to give you the chance again. Next time though, I will have no more qualms about taking the Championship of Honor. I have tons of respect for you, but at some point that has to be put aside and I've got to do what has to be done. Inspector Shetty knows that now, and soon Mr. Michaels you will as well.

You were under the impression that I had something to prove. There's nothing I have to prove to myself or anybody else. I've been here since day 1 and these people and everyone in the locker room knows what I can do and just how good I am when I step between those ropes. On the contrary Mr. Michaels, it's you that has something to prove. You have to prove your worthy of that title you carry around. Your still trying to shed the reputation that you've left here and show that you belong in a division such as this one. Everyone knows that title is perfect for a wrestler like me. Your the one that has to change peoples minds about you.

That's why I did what I did last week. I want to help you do just that. You came up big for the Family and myself back at War Games, and I respect you enough that I want to see you show that you aren't just a one dimensional brawler. I know you have it in you. I wanted another shot to be in the ring with you because I know you have what it takes. The rest of the world are the ones that have to be shown now.

I know you've got a very important match with Damn Right Jackson tonight, so I don't want to be a distraction. Good luck out there tonight. Give 'em hell.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Apr 19, 2010 16:13:52 GMT -5 Tyfo said:

I've been thinking about it since last week, and Jonathan Michaels, because I'm such a nice guy and decided to not take your title, even though I could have at any moment in that match, I've decided to give you another shot at me.

You didn't beat me and I know that's going to eat at you. That's why I'm willing to give you the chance again. Next time though, I will have no more qualms about taking the Championship of Honor. I have tons of respect for you, but at some point that has to be put aside and I've got to do what has to be done. Inspector Shetty knows that now, and soon Mr. Michaels you will as well.

You were under the impression that I had something to prove. There's nothing I have to prove to myself or anybody else. I've been here since day 1 and these people and everyone in the locker room knows what I can do and just how good I am when I step between those ropes. On the contrary Mr. Michaels, it's you that has something to prove. You have to prove your worthy of that title you carry around. Your still trying to shed the reputation that you've left here and show that you belong in a division such as this one. Everyone knows that title is perfect for a wrestler like me. Your the one that has to change peoples minds about you.

That's why I did what I did last week. I want to help you do just that. You came up big for the Family and myself back at War Games, and I respect you enough that I want to see you show that you aren't just a one dimensional brawler. I know you have it in you. I wanted another shot to be in the ring with you because I know you have what it takes. The rest of the world are the ones that have to be shown now.

I know you've got a very important match with Damn Right Jackson tonight, so I don't want to be a distraction. Good luck out there tonight. Give 'em hell.

Seth: Ah yes...........Tyfo, Mr. Money In The Bank. I hope you don't mind me asking, but do you have a date in mind to bank in your guarenteed world title match. I mean, if you have made the decision already, I would love to know so I can start the hyping for your first ever one on one world title match.

[Jonathan Michaels]

Apr 19, 2010 17:08:45 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

Apr 19, 2010 16:13:52 GMT -5 Tyfo said:

I've been thinking about it since last week, and Jonathan Michaels, because I'm such a nice guy and decided to not take your title, even though I could have at any moment in that match, I've decided to give you another shot at me.

You didn't beat me and I know that's going to eat at you. That's why I'm willing to give you the chance again. Next time though, I will have no more qualms about taking the Championship of Honor. I have tons of respect for you, but at some point that has to be put aside and I've got to do what has to be done. Inspector Shetty knows that now, and soon Mr. Michaels you will as well.

You were under the impression that I had something to prove. There's nothing I have to prove to myself or anybody else. I've been here since day 1 and these people and everyone in the locker room knows what I can do and just how good I am when I step between those ropes. On the contrary Mr. Michaels, it's you that has something to prove. You have to prove your worthy of that title you carry around. Your still trying to shed the reputation that you've left here and show that you belong in a division such as this one. Everyone knows that title is perfect for a wrestler like me. Your the one that has to change peoples minds about you.

That's why I did what I did last week. I want to help you do just that. You came up big for the Family and myself back at War Games, and I respect you enough that I want to see you show that you aren't just a one dimensional brawler. I know you have it in you. I wanted another shot to be in the ring with you because I know you have what it takes. The rest of the world are the ones that have to be shown now.

I know you've got a very important match with Damn Right Jackson tonight, so I don't want to be a distraction. Good luck out there tonight. Give 'em hell.

Seth: Ah yes...........Tyfo, Mr. Money In The Bank. I hope you don't mind me asking, but do you have a date in mind to bank in your guarenteed world title match. I mean, if you have made the decision already, I would love to know so I can start the hyping for your first ever one on one world title match.

Seth, I don't know if he'll be doing that, because if he wants a second chance at the Chmpionship Of Honor, then I want him to put his briefcase on the line, too.

Because, I'm sure you would agree, Seth, his actions weren't very honorable, so if he wants another chance ahead of others who deserve a shot, then he should have to put his world title shot up in return.

And, cut.

[Johnny B. Decent]

*Walking to the back*

*To reporters*

Yeah, you dumb bastards, me and Smokin's camp has agreed to an alliance a while in uttter secrecy. He's not a official Machine, but he and his boy almost qualify.

Anyways, he has a match coming in against that fat caveman BoilerRoomBrawler, right? And it where they can bring weapons, right?

Well, like most mergers, men celebrate it with some booze. I did so, but with a bit of a twist.

*Pulls out a massive beer bottle of Hacker-Pschorr, Animator: beerbeer.org/image/2009/fun/bigbeerbottle/big-beer-bottle.jpg*

But, this ain't for drinking. You know in Hollywood, how they treat beer bottles to make them brittle so they can do bar brawls and smash them over some guy's head, and it breaks instantly? Well, in real life, a bottle is a lot tougher then that. And I've treated this bad boy too: It's now tougher and more durable then ever before. If Smokin'' tries that one-handed smash on him like they do in the movies, Boiler is going to be spoon fed by some orderly for the rest of his life. And as a bonus, I put a special concoction in it. Not for drinking', but he will know what to do with it.

Now, f*** off, I'm busy.

[Jonathan Michaels]

Tell you what, Seth, if you book the match against Tyfo with the stipulation I mentioned, I will do something for you.

You see, Thunderdome is going to be brutal, and I know you don't want any of your referees getting hurt, so in exchange, I will referee Thunderdome.

After all, as the longest reigning Hardcore Champion, and the Champion Of Honor, you know I'm tough enough to withstand the brutality of the match and fair enough to ensure that everything will be on the up and up.

Besides, you know I hate Bio Dome as much as you do, and you know that I will make sure that the only way he leaves with the belt is by winning it legitimately.

I await your decision.

And, cut.

[Deleted]

Handicap Match?...Heh. Alright. I'll play your little game. In fact, I think it's great that you chose this match. It really shows your true colors more than anything else. Not only are you an arrogant, s**t eating jackass, you are also a politicking bastard. I wouldn't be surprised if you "bended backwards" for Seth to get this match. I mean, what does this accomplish? Are you trying to prove something? Oh yeah sure. REAL men have to have their therapy group with them to take on a rookie. Why are you so persistent to face me? You were the first freaking WWCF champion! Yet, you refuse to face a rookie who has NO titles behind his belt. You would think any sane person who has had years of experience would think "Hey, this guy will be quick work!", but NOOOOOOOOO. However...I'll participate.

You know, it's funny. I have faced every single wrestler in this match one on one...except you. That time will come. Soon.

[delurked]

A WWCF.com exclusive:


Jerry Fish: We're talking with the Monster of the Mesozoic Age Titanothere for what seems to be becoming a regular day after Monday Nite Raw interview.

Titanothere (in ring gear and helmet): I'm calling these chats "Tuesdays with Titan" Jerry, and I think you should do the same.

Fish: I'll consider it. First question: what are your feelings on losing to the Voodoo Lawyer TTS last night by disqualification when Square interfered during your Number One Contender's Match for the Inter Forum Title?

Titan: I'm upset that I lost that way, but in all honesty TTS had me beat before "The Human Sun" decided to stick his nose in. I'm still sore from that atomic drop the Voodoo Lawyer used on me, and if he had been able to connect with the Doctor's Note it would have been all over for me.

Fish: Why do you think Square pushed TTS off the top turnbuckle then?

Titan: Other than the fact he's kind of a jerk? Well, next Monday at Wrestle Crapocalypse Square will compete against both TTS and myself in a Three Way Dance to determine who is going to be the number one contender for the Inter Forum Belt. In his mind it probably makes sense to weaken the opposition physically as much as possible before going into the match.

Fish: Handicap the Three Way Match for us. In your opinion, who has the best shot at becoming the Number One Contender?

Titan: Square's a great techincal wrestler. He's rested. He's devious. And he's got the backing of Amigo and the rest of the Human Hate Machines. Voodoo Lawyer TTS has momentum after beating me last week. Plus I'm pretty sure he's got a couple wins against our mutual opponent Square. So he knows what it takes to defeat us. As for me I've got the size and strength advantages. There's going to be a real contrast of styles going on in this fight at Wrestle Crapocalypse, and it should be a great match for the WWCF Galaxy to see.

Fish: And who will win?

Titan: I enter every match thinking I'm going to win, Jerry. In this sport once you start doubting yourself its time to hang it up. Next Monday night I will become the Number One Contender for the Inter Forum Championship, earning the right to face Boiler Room Brawler for the belt, and I will take it from him.

[Square]

Kid, if you're looking for a wrist-lock or a leg lock from the Revolution of Evolution, you will be looking for a LONG time. At Crapocalypse you will go through hell and back, with half your teeth missing and your eye socket broken. Because The English Lion will floor you with punches, kicks, headbutts, knees and whatever other bodypart is available. And then you'll suffer the same fate as so many others in this company, a elbow smashed straight into the centre of your face curiosity of The Squareplosion.

And yeah, TTS has screwed yours truly over before and somehow got a victory, but lightning never strikes twice. There is no way in HELL that joke can even go toe to toe with Wrestling Personified.

The IF title is coming to the Machine, and there's not a damn thing you two or Boiler can do about it.

[Jay Carroll]

First of all, welcome back Moppy! I was wondering what happened to you after TTS asked me what happened to the fireworks we stored for Cambodian New Years... Nice to see you're still in one piece. Second of all... it must suck to be Sparks. A 4 on 1 tornado handicapped match? You're going to wish you really were a spider, and that you could hide in a water spout somewhere.

Enough with the light jokes.. Let's address business. YellowJacket, you proved two things on Monday night: First, that you're a good wrestler. Not good enough to beat me, apparently, but a good wrestler nonetheless. And second, that you are a punk ass sore loser who can't stand being defeated, even if you were beaten fairly. I didn't grab any tights. I didn't try to put my feet on the ropes for leverage. I utilized a wrestling hold to win the match, fair and square. And now I have your momentum, kid.

Now, onto next week... It seems as if I have nothing to do as of yet... And I would hate to take a week off, especially with this roll I'm on currently. So, I'm going to extend an offer to my 4 other foes in the Thunderdome match to go one on one with me next week on Nite Raw. Since I've already beaten YellowJacket, I don't anticipate him accepting this challenge... but his butt buddy, Old Man River, the angry black guy who is probably angry because he wasn't mentioned first, because I haven't called him by name, and because when he eats cereal he has to use white milk, and our disgrace of a World Champion are all more than welcome to step up and get stretched out.

The Family is alive and well, and your next World Champ is right here.