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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Mar 11, 2010 15:50:36 GMT -5
*From the Boiler Room* And there you have it, WWCF fans! I'm still your Hardcore Champion and I feel like I'm on fire!
Well, besides Evil M that is, heh heh...
But in any case, Jackson, congratulations on your title defense against Yellowjacket, because it will be your last when you step into the ring with me, BRB!
I realized a little bit ago that you do well against guys smaller than you. M.O.P, Starshine, and now Yellowjacket.
But wait until I step into the squared circle and take you for a ride. Where we're going Jackson, we don't need rules!
But first we need to make it official; we need to sign the contract. In fact, why don't we sign it live, next week on Niteraw? DR Jackson: I guess I should congratulate you for your successful title defense yourself, I mean Evil M is a tough opponent... Well for you atleast. But either way it was a very exciting match where at times I was convinced you were going to lose... Like when you walked out of that curtain, or when you got in the ring. But no, you proved the Black Dynasty wrong and earnt your shot at my title at Saved By the Bell.
However I have now also earnt the right to fight for YOUR title at Saved By The Bell. YellowJacket, you put up an admirable fight and proved why you were one of the higher ranking contenders, but in the end the Black Dynasty showed you all the difference between contender... And champion!
I guess all that's left to do is sign the dotted line to make this match official. You want it to be done live, next week? You're on! That way the world can see, in writing what the Black Dynasty and the Era of Attitude is all about.
Neither... Screw it, just plain enemy BRB. Damn right!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Mar 11, 2010 16:34:27 GMT -5
This Monday, I once again get my hands on that disgusting YellowJacket.
I already know what you're going to say, YJ, so I'll have Sara say it.
Sara reads from a piece of paper, using a mocking tone.
You think you're so tough, Michaels, you may have kicked my ass repeatedly in the past, but that was in hardcore matches, bla bla bla, let's see how you do in a REAL wrestling match, bla bla bla, look at me, I'm YellowJacket, I like to tell people they suck and then hide behind my big doofus buddy, Evil M, because I don't have any guts, and also I don't even WEAR a Yellow Jacket, I wear a black one, what is my problem . . .
Jonathan snatches the paper from her hand.
Okay, Sara, that's enough.
Yellow Jacket, do you know why I'm going to beat you?
Because I'm the one who actually HAS honor.
And, Cut.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Mar 11, 2010 21:08:05 GMT -5
*Jay Carroll is sitting at his desk with his feet propped up on his desk. Images flicker across the screen, and a closer look shows that he's playing WWCF: Heetz!!1! vs. Nite Raw 2010. On screen, an character lands a 450 splash on another character. Jay is talking trash into his headset* Yeah! Betcha don't kick out of this, sucka!1.... 2.... 3.... *Jay's onscreen character is shown having his arm raised and standing over a Big Pun CAW. Jay then steals the CAW's taunt* Yeah, yeah, kid, you can shut up now. I've won this best of 7 series 4-0. Now get off my system, I've got things to do.
Oh, crap, the camera's rolling... Hey people of the world, I'm "Champagne" Jay Carroll, official product reviewer of WWCFshopzone.com, where you can get the latest and greatest in official WWCF merchandise. Want a Quintana Roo shirt? An Amigo Holloween Costume? YellowJacket plush toy? Well grab your credit cards and head to WWCFshopzone.com now!
Ok, now that the cheap shilling is out of the way, let's review this weeks product.*Jay looks around his desk and picks up a CD jewel case* Ah, yes, CageKing's latest album... Rapping My Entrance Theme. CageKing is the first WWCF Superstar I can remember who had the balls to perform his own theme, and he does it live every week. But is this album worth the purchase?
First, for the idiots who actually like CageKing's entrance theme, you're in luck. It's the first track on the CD, and it comes in it's full, unedited, crappy form. If you couldn't get enough of hearing CageKing wheeze it into microphones across Parts Unknown as he walked down the ring just to lose yet another match, lucky you! It actually has three verses.
And they all suck.
But CageKing isn't all crappy entrance themes, this CD is an in depth look at the man behind the abrasive song he raps out as he walks to the ring. Unfortunately, the man is about as deep as a puddle, so the gems on this CD are few and far in between. There was one standout verse in particular, however. Instead of myself talking about it, I'll have famous comedian Michael Blackson talk about it. Michael?....... I can't get jiggy with this s***!Look, you ingrate, I didn't pay you $10,000 to say your line too early. Would you please do this as we rehearsed it? *Jay cues up a song and starts bobbing his head to the music* I keep writing, but nobody will listen If I was to leave the game, honestly what would I be missin? Corruption in a game where there rules are out the window I'm trying to steal the show, but I thought theft was a sin though Coming from where i've been, and seeing what happened It's really no shock that I started rappin Disturbing childhood mixed with a catchy hook Equals a rhyme that most would say is deep, look Now their reciting every word of the verse Even though they don't understand the curseI thought it was pretty decent. What did you think? Say you damn line now........ I can't get jiggy with this s***!Me neither. I'll give this CD one champagne bottle for effort, and a second one for having a couple hidden gems like this one. Otherwise........... I can't get jiggy with this s***!Thank you. That's our time for this week, next week I'll be reviewing the WWCF action figures. Anything left to add, Michael Blackson?Yeah, kiss my ass muddasucka. I'm out.For the ingrate, I'm Jay Carroll.
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Post by Tyfo on Mar 11, 2010 21:53:55 GMT -5
*We see Tyfo backstage sitting in the locker room* Sorry Mr. camera man, I would stand up for you, but I'm still a little bit winded at the moment.
We both told the world what we planned to do on Niteraw and that's exactly what we did. We brought the crowd to their feet, we held nothing back, and we showed what the Rules of Honor are truly about. I happened to be the one that came out on top. Littlenaitch, me and the rest of the world know how great you are, and you proved it again, win, lose, or draw. That's why we are the best tag team to ever set foot in this company.
Now, on to Round 2, which means on to Jazzman. Jazzman, I've known you for a while now, I know what you can do and I know what your about. Your the longest reigning WWCF Champion in history. But your title reigns or my title reigns or any of that stuff doesn't matter next Monday night. Under the Rules of Honor, with no games, no run-in buddies, that's where I come alive. It's where the best of the best in that ring shine through and that's exactly what is going to happen on Niteraw. I will continue to show the world and everybody here in the WWCF that I'm the very best in between those ropes.
When the Pain Train starts rumbling down those tracks, it can't be stopped. Not by anybody left in this tournament, nobody! Just like at War Games, at the end of the night, Jazzman, you'll be staring at the lights!Again with this Tyfo? You and I meet again in the tournament of honor and we know how this ended the last time. I pinned you and went on to win the title of honor. Now Tyfo, you are damn good, really damn good. I respect your ability in the ring and as a great wrestler not just here but around the world. But, to think that I will be losing to you in this tournament is just not thinking with your head buddy. I'm the #1 seed here for a reason. I am the measuring stick in this company. Forget what Viva says when he claims that no one is on his level. He shouldn't even be considered on my level. I am the best pure wrestler in this company and this tournament is what I need to kick-start my career again. This company needs a hero again and it's a role I gladly pick up. I'll see you in the ring on Monday, bring your A game. Yeah you did beat me in this tournament last year and yeah, you won the the whole thing last year. But the key words in there are last year.
This year is a different story. You may be the so-called #1 seed in this tournament, but as we all know the "favorite" doesn't always go all the way and the defending champion doesn't always repeat. Sometimes they get knocked off. Which is what will happen to our tournament of honor's #1 seed this Monday night.
I don't care what Viva says or who's on who's level. In fact, I have a briefcase right here beside me that says I could go pin him while he's passed out drunk with the hookers he has to pay to hang out with him for the camera, and take his title. So what he says doesn't matter to me, and what you say will be meaningless when your tapping out in the middle of the ring on Niteraw to my Texas Cloverleaf!
You say I better bring my "A" game, well it's the only game that I posses. You say your the best pure wrestler here, well I beg to differ. Your not now, nor will you ever be anybodies hero and the last person you want to try to kick-start any kind of run off of right now is me. I have all the momentum in the world right now and for the second week in a row, I plan to show the world just what the Rules of Honor should be about.
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Post by Viva on Mar 11, 2010 21:58:13 GMT -5
I don't care what Viva says or who's on who's level. In fact, I have a briefcase right here beside me that says I could go pin him while he's passed out drunk with the hookers he has to pay to hang out with him for the camera, and take his title. So what he says doesn't matter to me, and what you say will be meaningless when your tapping out in the middle of the ring on Niteraw to my Texas Cloverleaf! That sounds like a fantastic idea. Perhaps you haven't met Heavy Metal Hollywood's security team. Or the Tag Team Champions. I've got 5 good reasons why you'll never have the balls to even try it. Again, why is my name in your mouth? You're a scrub. I Bio-DOME'd your fat ass into a garbage can. I'll gladly do it again. Cash your briefcase, I'd love to be the guy that makes carrying that thing around all this time a total waste of your energy and time. You aren't on my level. That's a fact.
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Post by Jazzman on Mar 11, 2010 22:39:46 GMT -5
Again with this Tyfo? You and I meet again in the tournament of honor and we know how this ended the last time. I pinned you and went on to win the title of honor. Now Tyfo, you are damn good, really damn good. I respect your ability in the ring and as a great wrestler not just here but around the world. But, to think that I will be losing to you in this tournament is just not thinking with your head buddy. I'm the #1 seed here for a reason. I am the measuring stick in this company. Forget what Viva says when he claims that no one is on his level. He shouldn't even be considered on my level. I am the best pure wrestler in this company and this tournament is what I need to kick-start my career again. This company needs a hero again and it's a role I gladly pick up. I'll see you in the ring on Monday, bring your A game. Yeah you did beat me in this tournament last year and yeah, you won the the whole thing last year. But the key words in there are last year.
This year is a different story. You may be the so-called #1 seed in this tournament, but as we all know the "favorite" doesn't always go all the way and the defending champion doesn't always repeat. Sometimes they get knocked off. Which is what will happen to our tournament of honor's #1 seed this Monday night.
I don't care what Viva says or who's on who's level. In fact, I have a briefcase right here beside me that says I could go pin him while he's passed out drunk with the hookers he has to pay to hang out with him for the camera, and take his title. So what he says doesn't matter to me, and what you say will be meaningless when your tapping out in the middle of the ring on Niteraw to my Texas Cloverleaf!
You say I better bring my "A" game, well it's the only game that I posses. You say your the best pure wrestler here, well I beg to differ. Your not now, nor will you ever be anybodies hero and the last person you want to try to kick-start any kind of run off of right now is me. I have all the momentum in the world right now and for the second week in a row, I plan to show the world just what the Rules of Honor should be about.See Tyfo, I don't think you get what I'm trying to say. Winning this tournament right now is my focus in this company. Your attention is split three different ways, I've got the one track mind on the rails to greatness by winning this title. At the end of that day you needs to realize something, you are the Jannety of the SWX. I hate to say that, but the proof is in the pudding buddy. You can't hang with me Tyfo. You say it was last year and claim you are a year wiser, a year better... well so am I. This match will be the one that steals the show on Monday, I wish you the best of luck because unlike you, I won't be needed it. Prepare to be the first fallen star on the Title of Honor Tour 2010. Coming soon to an arena near you.
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Post by littlenaitch on Mar 12, 2010 1:41:14 GMT -5
Yeah you did beat me in this tournament last year and yeah, you won the the whole thing last year. But the key words in there are last year.
This year is a different story. You may be the so-called #1 seed in this tournament, but as we all know the "favorite" doesn't always go all the way and the defending champion doesn't always repeat. Sometimes they get knocked off. Which is what will happen to our tournament of honor's #1 seed this Monday night.
I don't care what Viva says or who's on who's level. In fact, I have a briefcase right here beside me that says I could go pin him while he's passed out drunk with the hookers he has to pay to hang out with him for the camera, and take his title. So what he says doesn't matter to me, and what you say will be meaningless when your tapping out in the middle of the ring on Niteraw to my Texas Cloverleaf!
You say I better bring my "A" game, well it's the only game that I posses. You say your the best pure wrestler here, well I beg to differ. Your not now, nor will you ever be anybodies hero and the last person you want to try to kick-start any kind of run off of right now is me. I have all the momentum in the world right now and for the second week in a row, I plan to show the world just what the Rules of Honor should be about. See Tyfo, I don't think you get what I'm trying to say. Winning this tournament right now is my focus in this company. Your attention is split three different ways, I've got the one track mind on the rails to greatness by winning this title. At the end of that day you needs to realize something, you are the Jannety of the SWX. I hate to say that, but the proof is in the pudding buddy. You can't hang with me Tyfo. You say it was last year and claim you are a year wiser, a year better... well so am I. This match will be the one that steals the show on Monday, I wish you the best of luck because unlike you, I won't be needed it. Prepare to be the first fallen star on the Title of Honor Tour 2010. Coming soon to an arena near you. Littlenaitch is seen watching the end of Jazzman's promo on wwcf.com and has a huge smile on his face.
LN: Jazzman trust me when I say this, Tyfo is one hundred percent focused on you man. He has been watching the dvd of the last time you two faced and is studying everything to prepare for you. Jazzman, you will be the next victim of the Pain Train!
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Post by Kris Kobain on Mar 12, 2010 7:23:03 GMT -5
Cage King prepare to be dethroned. I'll bring the rapture to monday niteraw.
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Post by smokinvokoun on Mar 13, 2010 20:43:37 GMT -5
We see Smokin Vokoun standing outside of a hospital. This is the hospital where Titanothere is staying.
This a place...where people go to get well....bring children into the world...AND WHERE PEOPLE GO TO DIE!!!! Titanothere...you are one of the lucky ones, you are alive and well...and apparently you were cleared by doctors, to wrestle tomorrow night on Heatz!! BIG MISTAKE MY FRIEND!!! Because your getting into the ring with Xavian Gunn...and if you all been living under a rock lately, you all know that he is my tag team partner SLASH mentor SLASH mangager. Now Titanothere, I know you won't be one hundred percent going into this match, so I want you to think about what your doing. You have a very promising career...a blind man, wearing a blindfold at night would know that. SO....I don't wanna see you hurt...*he giggles* At least I don't want HIM to hurt you....but I WANT TO HURT YOU!!! You see Titan...it's fun hurting people....and hurting someone who's TWO TONS OF FUN such as yourself, is such a blast.....And by the way Titanothere...I know that you'll probably want some measure of revenge for what I did to you last Monday. Well Titanothere....I'm outside your hospital window...I'M NOT TOO HARD TO FIND!!!!
*He pauses and giggles softly*
And speaking of next Monday Night....I almost forgot about that Tournament of Honor thingy. And my next opponent is the man who is considered the most evil wrestler in the WWCF....EVIL M!!! Evil M, I hope you don't make the same mistake that everyone else in this damn company has already done...underestimate Ol' Smokie. Because if you do...YOUR DEAD!!!! Look at the list of people so far....Cage King, The Fishmonger, Titanothere, Masked Hero X, MOP, Ryan Starshine Little Naitch and TYfo!!! ALL OF THESE MEN HAVE FELT MY KIND OF TORTURE!!! Do you want that same fate Evil M? Because I can give you a little demonstration. And in closing...let me just say that what I've said to you Evil M, is not out of disrespect or hatred...it's nothing personal......honest.....
*Vokoun just glares at the camera like his in a trance*
Honest.[/color]
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2010 20:13:37 GMT -5
Inspector Shetty is blankly looking at a distance as an interviewer comes up to
You must be happy with your win over Griffyn Ward
Happy? Happy?
Shetty then shoves the interviewer hard into a wall
Do I look Happy?
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Mar 15, 2010 9:00:55 GMT -5
*Yellow Jacket arrives at the Parts Unknown Arena. Following him is the WWCF doctor.*
Doctor: "Yellow Jacket, you cannot compete tonight! You're in no physical shape to do so."
YJ: "There is no way I am going to miss my opportunity to become the Champion of Honor. This company needs me to reinstate honor and dignity into its feeble brain. Let alone, there is no chance I'm going to allow Jonathan Michaels to get a crack at it."
Doctor: "I understand your concern, but..."
YJ: (shouting) "Do you?!? Do you know what it's like to wake up in the morning and feel like you've been run over by a Mack truck? Do you know what it's like to have a Tatami needle dug into your forehead? Do you know what it's like to have your one shot at the Inter-Forum Championship ruined because you spoke your mind, and an immoral imbecile didn't like what you said? DO YOU?!?"
Doctor: (timidly) "No."
YJ: "I didn't think so. Now if you think that I'm going to let a contemptible doctor such as yourself ruin my chance to save this company once and for all, then I'll have to personally beat it into you. Do I make myself clear?"
Doctor: (timidly) "Yes."
YJ: "Good."
*Yellow Jacket storms into the arena. We get a close-up of the doctor.*
Doctor: "It's your funeral."
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THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
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Post by Viva on Mar 15, 2010 23:03:49 GMT -5
Littlenaitch! Littlenaitch?! I suppose most people think I should be afraid, should be shaking in my boots. Why in gods name can't I resist this urge to smile, then? When it comes down to it, Seth played right in to my hands, man. He once again put me in a position to be an underdog. Put me in a position where I do not have the benefit of the doubt. A spot where I have to overcome the odds. We all know how well I perform in clutch situations, buddy! It's why they call me The WWCF's Most Dangerous Man, The A-List Superstar, The King of Hollywood, Viva Los Bio Dome!
You all look at this as a situation to fail. Once again you sell me short. I just see it as another opportunity to beef up my resume. Another champion? Man, that's gonna look real nice. Possibly another career ended tragically? You better believe I'm going to do everything in my power to make that a reality.
But while we're at it, why the hell shouldn't we give the people something to get excited about? I got my boys right here, Naitch. I know you got your little butt buddy Tyfo. You know, the guy I embarassed by putting him where he belongs, out with the trash. Why don't you find another teammate and come and see Heavy Metal Hollywood and find out what we're all about. The people could use a nice healthy meal before being sent home in anticipation of Saved By The Bell.
Oh, and for the record, my main man D-Day Dave is gonna be holding my towel at the PPV. He's been informed not to throw it in. You're literally going to have to kill me to beat me. Hah. Fat chance... get it? Cuz Tyfo's a fatass? Hahahha. Damn, I'm funny.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2010 23:23:07 GMT -5
Fred G Neric is standing by with TTS
TTS you must be upset with the underhanded way that you were defeated by your partner Jay Carroll Defeat? Defeat is only when you don't like it Losers get defeated It takes a real winner to be gracious in defeat and if there's anything I am Fred it's forgiving
What? It's been a long night now I kinda wanna go back to my party
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Mar 15, 2010 23:35:53 GMT -5
I'm sure by this point YellowJacket is already preparing his excuses for gettting his ass kicked tonight, but ths fact of the matter is that I am advancing to the semifinals of the Tournament Of Honor.
I knew you could do it, baby, but do you think you'll have a problem with "Champagne" Jay Carroll next week?
You know, Sara, the guy may have a big mouth, but thus far he's backed it up.
I know, I was at the catering table and he walked up and he just wouldn't SHUT UP, going on and on about Twilight, I mean he just went on and on and on about those stupid sparkly vampires and Taylor Lautner and . . .
Okay, Sara, that's enough, honey, they get it.
Jay, you may be all about the flash and the bubbly, but in the middle of that ring, it will be about skill and determination and passion, and from what I've seen, you just don't quite have what it takes to beat me.
And, Cut.
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Post by smokinvokoun on Mar 16, 2010 1:02:26 GMT -5
Smokin Vokoun stands in the locker room with a bandage on his head
You know Titanothere....I'll admit....I DESERVE THIS BANDAGE!!! I should have keeped my guard up, but I didn't. But let me tell you this Titan... IT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN!! Remember when I said that beating you half to death was punishment for sticking you nose into Xavian Gunn and I's buisness? Well Titan....YOUR PUNISHMENT WILL BE MUCH MUCH WORSE....I don't know what it will be...BUT I'M THINKING OF IT!!! I will not rest until you can't walk any more. It won't be just a simple bump on the head. I WILL BREAK YOUR NECK OR YOUR LEGS OR YOUR ARMS OR ANYTHING THAT I CAN THINK OF!!! THAT IS A PROMISE!!! Because Smokin Vokoun....ISN'T JOKIN!!!![/color]
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 16, 2010 1:43:01 GMT -5
*Yellow Jacket arrives at the Parts Unknown Arena. Following him is the WWCF doctor.* Doctor: "Yellow Jacket, you cannot compete tonight! You're in no physical shape to do so." YJ: "There is no way I am going to miss my opportunity to become the Champion of Honor. This company needs me to reinstate honor and dignity into its feeble brain. Let alone, there is no chance I'm going to allow Jonathan Michaels to get a crack at it." Doctor: "I understand your concern, but..." YJ: (shouting) "Do you?!? Do you know what it's like to wake up in the morning and feel like you've been run over by a Mack truck? Do you know what it's like to have a Tatami needle dug into your forehead? Do you know what it's like to have your one shot at the Inter-Forum Championship ruined because you spoke your mind, and an immoral imbecile didn't like what you said? DO YOU?!?" Doctor: (timidly) "No." YJ: "I didn't think so. Now if you think that I'm going to let a contemptible doctor such as yourself ruin my chance to save this company once and for all, then I'll have to personally beat it into you. Do I make myself clear?" Doctor: (timidly) "Yes." YJ: "Good." *Yellow Jacket storms into the arena. We get a close-up of the doctor.* Doctor: "It's your funeral." *In the locker room, re-winding back and forth the last line over and over again*
It's true, laughter is always the best treatment!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Mar 16, 2010 2:00:16 GMT -5
*Yellow Jacket arrives at the Parts Unknown Arena. Following him is the WWCF doctor.* Doctor: "Yellow Jacket, you cannot compete tonight! You're in no physical shape to do so." YJ: "There is no way I am going to miss my opportunity to become the Champion of Honor. This company needs me to reinstate honor and dignity into its feeble brain. Let alone, there is no chance I'm going to allow Jonathan Michaels to get a crack at it." Doctor: "I understand your concern, but..." YJ: (shouting) "Do you?!? Do you know what it's like to wake up in the morning and feel like you've been run over by a Mack truck? Do you know what it's like to have a Tatami needle dug into your forehead? Do you know what it's like to have your one shot at the Inter-Forum Championship ruined because you spoke your mind, and an immoral imbecile didn't like what you said? DO YOU?!?" Doctor: (timidly) "No." YJ: "I didn't think so. Now if you think that I'm going to let a contemptible doctor such as yourself ruin my chance to save this company once and for all, then I'll have to personally beat it into you. Do I make myself clear?" Doctor: (timidly) "Yes." YJ: "Good." *Yellow Jacket storms into the arena. We get a close-up of the doctor.* Doctor: "It's your funeral." *In the locker room, re-winding back and forth the last line over and over again*
It's true, laughter is always the best treatment!Jonathan runs into the room and high fives Amigo. There is an awkward pause. I feel dirty now.Jonathan leaves.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 16, 2010 2:18:44 GMT -5
*In the locker room, re-winding back and forth the last line over and over again*
It's true, laughter is always the best treatment! Jonathan runs into the room and high fives Amigo. There is an awkward pause. I feel dirty now.Jonathan leaves. I know what he means.
*shudders*
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Mar 16, 2010 10:03:28 GMT -5
*We see doctors and EMT's chasing Yellow Jacket through the back.*
Doctor: "Yellow Jacket, you need to go to the hospital."
YJ: "No, I need to find Amigo, that's what I need to do. It's his fault I'm not advancing in the Tournament of Honor."
Doctor: "Deal with him some other time. You need to get to a hospital!"
*YJ brushes the doctor off and starts tearing the backstage apart, in search for Amigo.*
YJ: "Where is he?!?"
*YJ grabs a backstage worker by the collar.*
YJ: "Have you seen Amigo?!?"
Worker: (stuttering) "No."
*YJ tosses him against the wall. He continues his search.*
Doctor: "You need to go to a hospital!"
YJ: "Shut the hell up!" *YJ starts slamming doors open. As the doctors and EMT's try to calm him down, Evil M approaches."
M: "What the hell are you doing, YJ?"
YJ: "Searching for Amigo. I'm going to tear his head off!"
M: "Why?!? Because he brutally assaulted you? Newsflash, he and Square did the same thing to me. Yet you don't see me running around like a lunatic."
YJ: "Thanks to him I'm no longer in the Tournament of Honor."
M: "Neither am I. But I'm not running around like an inmate who just escaped the Asylum. Unlike you, when I got hurt, I went and got help. I didn't risk further injury by hunting down a man who put me in the hospital in the first place."
YJ: "Well that's you. I'm done playing games. If it's a fight Amigo wants, a fight he shall receive."
*YJ starts to walk away, but Evil M grabs him by the arm.*
M: "Stop!" (pauses) "If you really want a fight this badly, I'll help you."
YJ: "Really?"
M: "Yes. But not now. Right now, we need to take you to a hospital. We'll deal with Amigo and Square some other time. Do I make myself clear?"
*YJ puts his tail between his legs and crouches his head."
YJ: "Yes."
M: "Good. Now let's go."
*Evil M and Yellow Jacket exit the building.*
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Square
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Post by Square on Mar 16, 2010 10:14:04 GMT -5
*We see doctors and EMT's chasing Yellow Jacket through the back.* Doctor: "Yellow Jacket, you need to go to the hospital." YJ: "No, I need to find Amigo, that's what I need to do. It's his fault I'm not advancing in the Tournament of Honor." Doctor: "Deal with him some other time. You need to get to a hospital!" *YJ brushes the doctor off and starts tearing the backstage apart, in search for Amigo.* YJ: "Where is he?!?" *YJ grabs a backstage worker by the collar.* YJ: "Have you seen Amigo?!?" Worker: (stuttering) "No." *YJ tosses him against the wall. He continues his search.* Doctor: "You need to go to a hospital!" YJ: "Shut the hell up!" *YJ starts slamming doors open. As the doctors and EMT's try to calm him down, Evil M approaches." M: "What the hell are you doing, YJ?" YJ: "Searching for Amigo. I'm going to tear his head off!" M: "Why?!? Because he brutally assaulted you? Newsflash, he and Square did the same thing to me. Yet you don't see me running around like a lunatic." YJ: "Thanks to him I'm no longer in the Tournament of Honor." M: "Neither am I. But I'm not running around like an inmate who just escaped the Asylum. Unlike you, when I got hurt, I went and got help. I didn't risk further injury by hunting down a man who put me in the hospital in the first place." YJ: "Well that's you. I'm done playing games. If it's a fight Amigo wants, a fight he shall receive." *YJ starts to walk away, but Evil M grabs him by the arm.* M: "Stop!" (pauses) "If you really want a fight this badly, I'll help you." YJ: "Really?" M: "Yes. But not now. Right now, we need to take you to a hospital. We'll deal with Amigo and Square some other time. Do I make myself clear?" *YJ puts his tail between his legs and crouches his head." YJ: "Yes." M: "Good. Now let's go." *Evil M and Yellow Jacket exit the building.* Hope you enjoy hospital food, because you will be eating it a lot if you try and go toe to toe with the Human Hate Machines
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