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Post by littlenaitch on Mar 16, 2010 14:17:11 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is seen working out in the Parts Unknown Gym when the camera crew asks him for some comments.
LN: Ever since Seth Drakin named me the number one contender for the World Heavyweight Championship the WWCF.com blog has been lighting up as fans have been wanting to know why I would do Seth's bidding after everything him and I have been through. Well I am really not doing Seth's bidding as I am not a hired gun. Seth is not paying me anything extra to take out Viva at Saved by the Bell. Seth realizes how good of a wrestler I am and he knows that if anyone can beat Viva it is me!
I am going to make history in two weeks in this towel match as I am going to become the first ever TWO time World Heavyweight Champion! Viva, you are one helluva athlete and have earned the top spot in this company but your time on top will be a short one. I am not expecting you to back down because that is not who you are or ever have.
Viva, I don't know who is selling you short because it's not me as I know how dangerous you are inside of that ring and I know you will be taking the fight to me at Saved by the Bell. Now I feel that you are at a disadvantage in this match because you are not known for your technical prowess and I am going to exploit that at this pay-per-view.
Viva you said that your boy Dave will be in your corner which is fine because of course Tyfo will be in mine and just like you instructed Dave, Tyfo knows not to throw in the towel but Tyfo wont need to even worry about it as I'm not planning on being in that predicament. Now Viva claims he is going to end my career which is a major mistake that nobody seems to understand not to do because it always comes back and bites them in the ass and this time will be no different. Viva, you may be dangerous but just like everyone else before you, including Seth himself, you will not be heaidng my career at Saved by the Bell as I plan on taking that title back and making history.
As far as your challenge for next week goes, WE ACCEPT! Now the third partner will be revealed later in the week or maybe sooner, it all depends on when we decide to announce it. Viva, Heay Metal Express, see ya on Monday fellas!
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Post by delurked on Mar 17, 2010 15:58:46 GMT -5
Exclusive on WWCF.com
Jerry Fish: I'm talking to Titanothere, the Monster of the Mesozoic Age. Titan, you've had a pretty good week, earning a hard fought victory over Xavian Gunn on Heatz! then getting a measure of payback against his partner Smokin Vokoun, after his win in the Tournament of Honor against Evil M.
Titanothere (in his ring gear and helmet): Yeah, my only disappointment comes from Vokoun managing to pull off an incredible upset to continue his quest to win the Belt of Honor, meaning my chance to settle with him in the ring gets delayed at least another week. Smokin Vokoun may be a deranged headcase, but there's no denying his ability. I can't even say I expect him to lose against Jazzman, who came into the Tournament of Honor as a heavy favorite.
Fish: But despite this, you're still willing to fight Smokin Vokoun again?
Titanothere: Definitely. He and I are not finished yet. The man's a psycho and needs to be stopped. Vokoun cut a promo on me outside the hospital he and Xavian Gunn put me in, Jerry. What's next? Am I going to find him going through my garbage? Tampering with my brakes?
Jerry Fish: Moving on to another topic; this Sunday you have a match with newcomer Kris Kobain. What are your thoughts on that?
Titanothere: I'm actually looking forward to it. Not because I think it will be easy. Kobain took CageKing er, "Blackout" to the limit on Heatz! last time, and his high flying athleticism could give me a lot of trouble. But I , and the fans, will enjoy a match where there's such a contrast in styles. Plus, from what I've read Kris Kobain is a huge 90s music buff, and that's right in my wheelhouse. Remember the Macarena, Jerry?
Jerry Fish: (hesitantly) I'm not sure....
Titanothere: Of course you do! (starts humming and going through the steps, moving his arms and swaying his hips. The camera pans back and several stagehands and other behind the scenes join in the dance, all shouting "Hey, Macarena!" simultaneously)
Jerry Fish (clearly dumbstruck): Wow.
Titanothere: I know, huh? It took us an hour to rehearse, but it was time well spent.
Jerry Fish: Let's just hope you're as quick on your feet this Sunday, Titan, or Kris Kobain may be raising the roof (tucks his mic under his armpit and begins pushing his hands in the air before spinning off camera while Titanothere shakes his head).
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Mar 17, 2010 18:12:49 GMT -5
*From the Boiler Room*
Teaming up with DR Jackson against the Truth Coalition?
Drakin, are you serious?
Listen, we may have handed them their individual asses, but Jackson and I are about the opposite of a tag team. We'll be at each other's throats about as much as we try to defeat the Truth Coalition.
Well, Jackson, I'll tell you what. If you behave, I'll behave, but I'm watching my back, and you'd best watch yours.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Mar 17, 2010 19:40:22 GMT -5
DR Jackson: Heh, after all these months it looks like you're finally getting what you always wanted BRB. You finally get your chance to team up with The Black Dynasty.
I mean sure the circumstances are very different now, but isn't this what you've wanted all along?
You should be honored. I mean now Seth Drakin is allowing you to ride with the Era Attitude, and not against it.
Neither Enemy Nor Friend... Just don't blow it, Damn Right!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 17, 2010 21:17:05 GMT -5
*Seth Drakin is in his office at his desk, looking at the camera.*
Seth: Well folks, it seems that Saved By The Bell is going to be a very busy night. I mean, we have a stacked card.
First we the tag team champions Heavy Metal Express defending their belts when they take on TTS and a partner of his choosing with TheSham as the special guest referee. Well, that is the plan and of course Sham with that ironclad contract can decide not to do it, but seeing as how Sam would have some sense of authority, I really dont think he will pass this oppurtunity up. Now that may seem unfair to the tag champs that the manager of the team they beat to get those belts is going to be deciding if they keep their belts or not, but if they have a problem with it.....they can go look at their buddy and try to reel his narcisistic ass in.
Next we have a title vs title match between Inter-Forums Champion Damn Right Jackson and Hardcore Champion Boiler Room Crawler. While DR and me have had some disagreements over the past, I do remember that BRB has pissed me off so suffice to say I hope Jackson captures the Hardcore Title. Now normally I would be trying to get Jackson to hand that belt over to me after the match with a prize of something greater, but thanks to the I Quit Match with Jonathan Michaels, I cant do that. Now of course if he wants to dump the belt on my lap, I can of course wait 30 days to crown a new champion because 30 days of having no Hardcore Champion is better than having every day with a Hardcore Champion. As Monty Python would say, you always got to look at the bright side of life.
Next up is of course The Tournament Of Honor Finals which will crown a new Champion of Honor.
*Seth grabs the belt from under his desk and puts it on the desk.*
Seth: To the four of you, this is what your journey is all about. This nice platinum made belt that determines a person who has honor in his matches.
Now am I a little upset at the fact that 2 of the 4 men are "Malt Liquor" Jay Carroll and "The Man Who Has The Yellow Fever" Jonathan Michaels.......a bit. But those two men will face each other and one of them will be gone which will allow the winner of the other bracket Jazzman (the perfect guy to win it all) or Smokin Voukin (who has been impressive so far) to beat the winner of the two ingrates. I want all four of you to remember though that every person who has held this belt has gone on to become world heavyweight champion. So there is that luck that might be on your side.
Also I'm a little bit dissapointed that The Truth Commission couldnt get even one person in the semis. Oh well, it happens.
Now that finally leads us to the main event; a towel match where King Biohazard will be defending the world title against my one and only arch-rival Little Gnat. Now everyone is asking why I picked my most hated enemy and the man whose thanks I can give to the fact that I am not in that ring fighting for that belt myself? The answer is.....despite the fact that we have our differences, there isnt one person out who I know can inflict as much pain as Little Naitch can. I've faced the little rat twice and both times I have learned that he doesnt just accept a freakin pinfall or submission. No....he would rather hurt you.....espescially if he hates you.
I can name two examples of that case and of course, they were both against me. There was the one time where he could have easily gotten me to give up and take the pinfall from the pain the first time he had that leglock on me, but of course that bastard made sure that I didnt stay down for three by pulling the goddamn dog collar we had on. Of course the jerk made sure my jaw was broken before he finally decided to lock me in the figure four leglock again and let me take the 1-2-3 to end the match.
And there was of course that one time at Gookermania where he decided to hit me in the head with a steel chair 5 or 6 times before he was satisfied in pinning me. Trust me, if the ingrate wants you hurt.....he will make you hurt.
Tyfo is his towel man and Dave is your towel man. Since you do have a rematch clause if you do lose and you are the "main guy" in your band, Dave isn't going to risk business for your stubborness and will throw the towel, probably after Little Naitch hurts you......alot. Of course, if by some miracle you do win your match.....you might wanna remember that Tyfo has that briefcase and he may take a page out of my book and just cash in his oppurtunity right there and then. And trust me, even if you win...you are gonna be in no shape to even put up a fight against Tyfo.
Bottom line is at Saved By The Bell, we probably will have a new world champion to go along with the new Champion of Honor.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 17, 2010 21:38:09 GMT -5
*Seth is interupted by a stagehand who whispers in his ear.*
Seth: Racial what? No.......Im not talking about the yellow fever that comes from when you are screwing an asian. I'm talking about the disease.
*Stagehand whispers to him again.*
Seth: What are you talking about "I'm digging myself into a deeper hole"? You might want to wikipedia that word.
*Another stagehand comes in and whispers in the first stagehands ear.*
Stagehand: The virus that is spread by mosquitoes that caused issues for the Americans when building the Panama Canal?
Seth: Yes.....that one. I think Jonothan has that and he might want to see a doctor before he infects anyone else.
*The two stagehands leave.*
Seth: I know what I'm talking about here.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Mar 17, 2010 23:05:06 GMT -5
"While I have you here Mr. Drakin, may I ask for a favor? Please give The Truth Coalition a match against Square and Amigo at Saved By the Bell. Not a normal match, however. We would like a match where Amigo and Square can't run away from us. A match where they can't isolate and double team one man. Hell, we don't even want a match. We want a fight. Please give us a No Holds Barred Dog Collar Match! Thank you!"
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 17, 2010 23:11:37 GMT -5
"While I have you here Mr. Drakin, may I ask for a favor? Please give The Truth Coalition a match against Square and Amigo at Saved By the Bell. Not a normal match, however. We would like a match where Amigo and Square can't run away from us. A match where they can't isolate and double team one man. Hell, we don't even want a match. We want a fight. Please give us a No Holds Barred Dog Collar Match! Thank you!" *On the same website (?)*
Ha ha ha ha! Oh man, these little outbursts are some of the most humorous things I've seen in years! I beat you up a bit, and now it's I SMASH AMIGO, RARGH! I find it funny that once again, you want to particiapte in a hardcore match. You can barely wrestle now, but the chance of ending your career, is great.
Mind you that you make it to this PPV......
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Mar 17, 2010 23:13:51 GMT -5
"While I have you here Mr. Drakin, may I ask for a favor? Please give The Truth Coalition a match against Square and Amigo at Saved By the Bell. Not a normal match, however. We would like a match where Amigo and Square can't run away from us. A match where they can't isolate and double team one man. Hell, we don't even want a match. We want a fight. Please give us a No Holds Barred Dog Collar Match! Thank you!" *On the same website (?)*
Ha ha ha ha! Oh man, these little outbursts are some of the most humorous things I've seen in years! I beat you up a bit, and now it's I SMASH AMIGO, RARGH! I find it funny that once again, you want to particiapte in a hardcore match. You can barely wrestle now, but the chance of ending your career, is great.
Mind you that you make it to this PPV......"Me, not being able to wrestle? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. As for wanting to "smash you", it's not what I want to do. It's what I plan on doing."
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 17, 2010 23:17:02 GMT -5
*On the same website (?)*
Ha ha ha ha! Oh man, these little outbursts are some of the most humorous things I've seen in years! I beat you up a bit, and now it's I SMASH AMIGO, RARGH! I find it funny that once again, you want to particiapte in a hardcore match. You can barely wrestle now, but the chance of ending your career, is great.
Mind you that you make it to this PPV...... "Me, not being able to wrestle? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. As for wanting to "smash you", it's not what I want to do. It's what I plan on doing." Well, seeing how I pinned your shoulders to the mat, 1,2,3 with your eyes rolled up in the back of your head, and you drooling like a simpleton, yes.
Oh, and do you plan to win this match like you planned to win the Tournament of Honor?
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Mar 17, 2010 23:21:34 GMT -5
"Me, not being able to wrestle? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. As for wanting to "smash you", it's not what I want to do. It's what I plan on doing." Well, seeing how I pinned your shoulders to the mat, 1,2,3 with your eyes rolled up in the back of your head, and you drooling like a simpleton, yes.
Oh, and do you plan to win this match like you planned to win the Tournament of Honor?"Cracking jokes, I see. Do you plan on winning our match like you planned on impressing your parents?"
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 17, 2010 23:22:44 GMT -5
Well, seeing how I pinned your shoulders to the mat, 1,2,3 with your eyes rolled up in the back of your head, and you drooling like a simpleton, yes.
Oh, and do you plan to win this match like you planned to win the Tournament of Honor? "Cracking jokes, I see. Do you plan on winning our match like you planned on impressing your parents?" I couldn't care less about them, so hey, why not?
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Mar 17, 2010 23:37:23 GMT -5
"Cracking jokes, I see. Do you plan on winning our match like you planned on impressing your parents?" I couldn't care less about them, so hey, why not?"So what you're saying is that you're going to fail? At least you're not falsely optimistic."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2010 23:38:25 GMT -5
"Cracking jokes, I see. Do you plan on winning our match like you planned on impressing your parents?" I couldn't care less about them, so hey, why not? Amigo, Amigo. Always so quick with that mouth of yours. I'd love to see you mouth off with your jaw wired shut.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 17, 2010 23:48:59 GMT -5
I couldn't care less about them, so hey, why not? "So what you're saying is that you're going to fail? At least you're not falsely optimistic." That's some unsurprisingly screwed-up logic.Amigo, Amigo. Always so quick with that mouth of yours. I'd love to see you mouth off with your jaw wired shut. Let's see if you can manage in the match, you clumsy-assed monkey.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Mar 17, 2010 23:52:33 GMT -5
"So what you're saying is that you're going to fail? At least you're not falsely optimistic." That's some unsurprisingly screwed-up logic."How is it screwed-up logic? Surely your parents can't be proud of such a delinquent lowlife, and you just stated, and I quote, "I couldn't care less about them, so hey, why not?" By my logic (which is vastly superior to yours), you're going to fail."
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 17, 2010 23:57:18 GMT -5
That's some unsurprisingly screwed-up logic. "How is it screwed-up logic? Surely your parents can't be proud of such a delinquent lowlife, and you just stated, and I quote, "I couldn't care less about them, so hey, why not?" By my logic (which is vastly superior to yours), you're going to fail." My dad was a deadbeat who beat me until I grew big and strong enough to beat him back, which I did regulary once he fully retired from the ring. Mom was useless in every sense of the word. I don't care about those losers, and no one else does.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Mar 18, 2010 0:01:31 GMT -5
Exclusive on WWCF.com Jerry Fish: I'm talking to Titanothere, the Monster of the Mesozoic Age. Titan, you've had a pretty good week, earning a hard fought victory over Xavian Gunn on Heatz! then getting a measure of payback against his partner Smokin Vokoun, after his win in the Tournament of Honor against Evil M. Titanothere (in his ring gear and helmet): Yeah, my only disappointment comes from Vokoun managing to pull off an incredible upset to continue his quest to win the Belt of Honor, meaning my chance to settle with him in the ring gets delayed at least another week. Smokin Vokoun may be a deranged headcase, but there's no denying his ability. I can't even say I expect him to lose against Jazzman, who came into the Tournament of Honor as a heavy favorite. Fish: But despite this, you're still willing to fight Smokin Vokoun again? Titanothere: Definitely. He and I are not finished yet. The man's a psycho and needs to be stopped. Vokoun cut a promo on me outside the hospital he and Xavian Gunn put me in, Jerry. What's next? Am I going to find him going through my garbage? Tampering with my brakes? Jerry Fish: Moving on to another topic; this Sunday you have a match with newcomer Kris Kobain. What are your thoughts on that? Titanothere: I'm actually looking forward to it. Not because I think it will be easy. Kobain took CageKing er, "Blackout" to the limit on Heatz! last time, and his high flying athleticism could give me a lot of trouble. But I , and the fans, will enjoy a match where there's such a contrast in styles. Plus, from what I've read Kris Kobain is a huge 90s music buff, and that's right in my wheelhouse. Remember the Macarena, Jerry? Jerry Fish: (hesitantly) I'm not sure.... Titanothere: Of course you do! (starts humming and going through the steps, moving his arms and swaying his hips. The camera pans back and several stagehands and other behind the scenes join in the dance, all shouting "Hey, Macarena!" simultaneously) Jerry Fish (clearly dumbstruck): Wow. Titanothere: I know, huh? It took us an hour to rehearse, but it was time well spent. Jerry Fish: Let's just hope you're as quick on your feet this Sunday, Titan, or Kris Kobain may be raising the roof (tucks his mic under his armpit and begins pushing his hands in the air before spinning off camera while Titanothere shakes his head). Titanothere your focus is all wrong. You got one thing right. This isn't going to be an easy match for you. I'm going to take you to limits never seen before.The fun and games are over. Come Sunday you're going to feel the Afterburn.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Mar 18, 2010 0:05:16 GMT -5
I'm sure by this point YellowJacket is already preparing his excuses for gettting his ass kicked tonight, but ths fact of the matter is that I am advancing to the semifinals of the Tournament Of Honor.I knew you could do it, baby, but do you think you'll have a problem with "Champagne" Jay Carroll next week?You know, Sara, the guy may have a big mouth, but thus far he's backed it up.I know, I was at the catering table and he walked up and he just wouldn't SHUT UP, going on and on about Twilight, I mean he just went on and on and on about those stupid sparkly vampires and Taylor Lautner and . . .Okay, Sara, that's enough, honey, they get it.
Jay, you may be all about the flash and the bubbly, but in the middle of that ring, it will be about skill and determination and passion, and from what I've seen, you just don't quite have what it takes to beat me.
And, Cut. I don't know what's funnier, the thought of me actually watching one of those horrible Twilight films, or the weak insults Seth Drakin threw around about us earlier this week...
As a matter of fact, you and I have a lot in common, JoMo. You've got a beautiful girlfriend, I usually walk around with four beautiful women. Our entrance themes are distinctive, our personalities outlandish, you're a prankster, I enjoy laughing at people ... We both wound up in the WarGames match for the same reason, on the same side: A shared hatred of Seth Drakin. We're also both former champions, looking to pull ourselves up the ranks of the WWCF despite management not being fond of either of us....
But, there's where the comparison ends. We've been in the ring together 3 times, Johnathan. The first time was a champion versus champion match, Heetz!11! vs. Hardcore. You remember who won that match? I did.
The second time was a 4 corners hardcore match. I may not have been involved in the decision, but only one of us truly lost that night, and it was you.
The third time, I won again. You see a pattern? This Monday, you can walk in the ring, running your mouth, smiling with your girlfriend all you want to... All it's gonna net you in the end is another loss to me. The Championship of Honor has my name written on it already.
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Post by The Hangman on Mar 18, 2010 0:09:53 GMT -5
I'd like to say a few things:
1. No offense to that power ranger guy, but I was told by my mentor that I could not lose my debut match. And that's how you make a debut.
*In English*
My bad, bro.
2. Again, it feels like I'm left out once more. I hope this is not a re-occuirng theme here.
Hangman needs more love.
Well, let's hope for the best....
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