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Post by laughytaffy on Dec 1, 2009 16:24:41 GMT -5
Game: Final Fantasy V Advance Douchenozzle: Stingray Reason for being a douchnozzle: Won't drop a dragon whisker. I've killed about 20 so far and no dragon whisker. The dragon whisker isn't even good; In fact, it sucks. I only want it because I have this odd habit of wanting at least 1 of every item in the game when I play RPGs. Yeah you can steal one from Shinryu, but it's a rare steal and Shinryu is a cheap arsehole. Oh wow I just thought about this. Since you can run from Shinryu, I could have easily just given someone steal, and the next person flee and just keep doing it until I got one. f***. Edit: I GOT ONE!
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Post by Kroot bringing Justice on Dec 1, 2009 16:36:21 GMT -5
Game: Final Fantasy VI
Douchenozzle: Waterfall Pirhanna thingy Reason for being a douchnozzle: Has a legion of mooks that wear me down before I can fight him with no healing in between, get to giant pirhanna. Damn thing gets three turns in a row, does about 200 damage per turn. Worse yet is the El Nino attack, does about 800 damage, the max HP Sabin and Cyan have a 500. f*** this.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 1, 2009 16:50:10 GMT -5
Game: Pokemon Sapphire
Douchenozzle: Clamperl Reason for being a douchenozzle: I have EVERY pokemon from Generation three in these games except one, f***ing Huntail. And why is this? Because I picked the wrong item from the Captain and got two Gorebyss. Yeah ,my bad, until I read that Clamperl sometimes carries the item needed to evovle Huntail. I've caught a dozen of these little bastards, and still, nothing. Not a single f***ing tooth. YOU OWE ME, YOU BIVALVE BASTARD!
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 1, 2009 17:00:02 GMT -5
Game: Final Fantasy XII
Douchenozzel: Both the Demon Wall's
The guy just overpowers every one I control, & the one guy I don't control is the one who absolutely own's it get's teleported away every battle! I beat the first one once but didn't think I would need to save until I got pasted against the wall by the second one! doesn't help he keeps putting my character's to sleep! F this boss!
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Dee.
Team Rocket
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Post by Dee. on Dec 1, 2009 17:03:30 GMT -5
Game: Dead Space Douchenozzle: Me. I'm too scared to touch the game again.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
Posts: 31,179
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 1, 2009 17:08:56 GMT -5
Game: UFC Unleashed.
Douchnozzle: The Refs.
Quit calling a round when I got the guy K.O.'d!
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
Posts: 24,162
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Post by Bo Rida on Dec 1, 2009 17:39:43 GMT -5
Game : Donkey Kong 94 Douchenozzle: It's really hard to time my route when having to carry a key, make mid air platforms and negotiate spring boards.
Game: Tiger Woods 10 Douchnozzle - rubbish as you can't drive more that 200 yards without hitting a tree.
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Post by ani on Dec 1, 2009 17:53:25 GMT -5
Game: Tiger Woods 10 Douchnozzle - rubbish as you can't drive more that 200 yards without hitting a tree. Yes but...what about hitting the ball off the tee?
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Post by ♥ Bunnyslinger ♥ on Dec 1, 2009 18:03:56 GMT -5
Game: Mafia (PC) douchenozzle: driving and shooting
Reason for being a douchnozzle: all vehicles handle like a drugged up donkey being beaten to death in a rice field with porcelain figurines. And the shooting is just beyond awkward, you cant hit anything, takes forever to reload, you can't hit ANYTHING, aiming is awkward, YOU CANT HIT ANYTHING.
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Post by General Adam on Dec 1, 2009 18:26:22 GMT -5
Game: Tiger Woods 10 Douchnozzle - rubbish as you can't drive more that 200 yards without hitting a tree. Yes but...what about hitting the ball off the tee? instantrimshot.com/
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Dec 1, 2009 18:54:09 GMT -5
Game: Worms Armageddon
Douchenozzle: Water Surprise Mission (Eiffel Tower level)
Hate having to use the bow with pin-point accuracy.
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
Posts: 13,571
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Post by theryno665 on Dec 1, 2009 19:05:16 GMT -5
Games: MadWorld and House of the Dead Overkill
Douchenozzle: UPS
Because they're sitting at a warehouse instead in my hands right now.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2009 19:10:55 GMT -5
Game: Final Fantasy VI Douchenozzle: Waterfall Pirhanna thingy Reason for being a douchnozzle: Has a legion of mooks that wear me down before I can fight him with no healing in between, get to giant pirhanna. Damn thing gets three turns in a row, does about 200 damage per turn. Worse yet is the El Nino attack, does about 800 damage, the max HP Sabin and Cyan have a 500. f*** this. Need to level up more. Simple as that. When I played the game, Sabin and Cyan had over 1000 HP. Killed the main piranha and his goons in a couple of hits.
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Post by shiranui on Dec 1, 2009 19:15:15 GMT -5
Game: Persona 3 Portable (PSP) Douchenozzle: Atlus still not saying anything about a western release Reason for being a douchenozzle: I want to play this thing on my PSP AND understand something about it, but the longer Atlus takes to confirm the release of the English language version, the more tempted I am to just cave in and order the damn thing straight from Japan. To be honest, I'm fairly sure I know enough Japanese to be able to use the battle system as I'm already familiar with it anyway (and I know the plot, having played through the PS2 version a couple of times), it's the social part of the game that might prove difficult (especially when playing as the female protagonist since she has different social links). If that doesn't count, then there is... Game: WWE Smackdown vs. RAW 2010 Douchenozzle: It's much too easy to exploit the weaknesses in the game mechanics. Just stomp the hell out of your opponent while he's down, and when he's getting up hit a running grapple. If timed right it's, as far as I can tell, unblockable (or at least so hard to reverse that it hits 99.9% of the time). Of course, people who know how to use tricks like this are often highly frustrating to play against. Reason for being a douchenozzle: Takes all the fun out of the game, especially if you're trying to play fair. Edit: Game: Final Fantasy XII Douchenozzel: Both the Demon Wall's The guy just overpowers every one I control, & the one guy I don't control is the one who absolutely own's it get's teleported away every battle! I beat the first one once but didn't think I would need to save until I got pasted against the wall by the second one! doesn't help he keeps putting my character's to sleep! F this boss! I don't think you need to beat the second Demon Wall.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Dec 1, 2009 19:48:23 GMT -5
Game: Dragon Age Origins
Douchenozzle: Morrigan
Why: Bitch won't f*** me anymore.
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 1, 2009 19:49:05 GMT -5
Game: Madden
Douchenozzle: You. Can't. LATERAL!!! EVER!!! By far the stupidest thing in Madden. Onside kicks don't mean squat unless you have a really fast player. Plus, you can't do any cool trick plays like a manuel hook & lateral. EA needs to bring it back.
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Jay Peas 42
El Dandy
Totally flips out ALL the time.
Is looking forward to a Nation of Domination Kwannza Special.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Dec 1, 2009 19:57:11 GMT -5
All Classic RPGs have super rare items, some have never been found and the only evidence of their existance is a blurb in an instruction manual. Heck, even FF7 had the gold chocboco.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2009 21:05:40 GMT -5
Bit. Trip. Beat.
I am a huge music game fan and have played a wide spectrum of them, from the Hero/RB game to DDR and ITG to Parappa...and this is the worst by a LONG shot. This game deserves absolutely none of the hype it has right now.
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MolotovMocktail
Grimlock
Home of the 5-time, 5-time, 5-time, 5-time 5-time Super Bowl Champion 49ers-and Wrestlemania 31
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Dec 1, 2009 21:17:41 GMT -5
Game: Thief II: The Metal Age Douchenozzle: Casing the Joint Reason for being a douchenozzle: It's not just "don't kill anyone." If you knock someone out with your blackjack, use a flash bomb, or are even seen, you fail. And the guards check EVERY room going up and down the corridors, so you never can step out into the hall whenever you want.
Game: Grand Theft Auto III Douchenozzle: Smack Down Mission Reason for being a douchenozzle: Drug dealers spawn completely at random after the first two. By the time you kill one, two have left the street, and you have to drive all the way back across town. Spawned dealers stay on the streets for less than a minute.
Game: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Douchenozzle: Zero Flying Mission Reason for being a douchenozzle: On the AO-rated version, your plane runs out of gas even when the throttle is not used. Hard to fly, impossible to aim. You take a lot of punishment from your targets. I got maybe 3 out of 5 targets at my best.
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
Posts: 13,571
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Post by theryno665 on Dec 1, 2009 21:36:44 GMT -5
Bit. Trip. Beat. I am a huge music game fan and have played a wide spectrum of them, from the Hero/RB game to DDR and ITG to Parappa...and this is the worst by a LONG shot. This game deserves absolutely none of the hype it has right now. Is this the Pong-type one? I downloaded the demo and I enjoyed it, but not enough to pay for the full game. Also, it went from mind-numbingly easy to incredibly hard way too fast.
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