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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 5, 2009 3:29:44 GMT -5
Now I don't want this thread getting locked so please please please keep the religious talk out. This thread is a mockery of bad Christmas music. Thanks to the podcast Masters of None I have recently become aware of these P.O.S: Believe it or not there is a even worse studio version of this song. But it's not on Youtube. Love the Toto's Africa run in at the end And the worst I have ever heard: Brutal just brutal.... Lets hear yours now
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Dec 5, 2009 3:34:03 GMT -5
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 5, 2009 3:42:07 GMT -5
Here's another. And I apologize in advance because this one makes that Jillian Hall Xmas album sound like Sgt Pepper:
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Triple Kelly
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Post by Triple Kelly on Dec 5, 2009 6:44:40 GMT -5
Here's another. And I apologize in advance because this one makes that Jillian Hall Xmas album sound like Sgt Pepper: Just goes to show that you can have a career by kissing Jeff Foxworthy's ass. And "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" is unfunny and overplayed. Elderly women being nearly trampled to death by large animals is darkly (un)funny, we got it.
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Dean-o
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Post by Dean-o on Dec 5, 2009 6:49:16 GMT -5
I cringe every time I hear "Santa Baby" or "Having a Wonderful Christmas Time"
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 5, 2009 6:53:07 GMT -5
I have some useless advise. Any song in existence can be have a crap Christmas remix. All you need is: i: A recording of the song ii: sleigh bells All you do is shake the bells when the song is playing and BINGO you just made a Christmas Remix brother Go ahead and try it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2009 6:54:09 GMT -5
Okay look...I promise I am not an intolerant man or anything. But that Feliz Navidad song grates on me so much, the guy singing it is TERRIBLE!
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biafra
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Post by biafra on Dec 5, 2009 7:00:45 GMT -5
My wife loves the Straight No Chaser song.
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Jay Peas 42
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Dec 5, 2009 9:26:46 GMT -5
Santa Baby, This Christmas, Hippopotumus for Christmas.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Dec 5, 2009 9:40:14 GMT -5
Now I don't want this thread getting locked so please please please keep the religious talk out. This thread is a mockery of bad Christmas music. Believe it or not there is a even worse studio version of this song. But it's not on Youtube. This was my pick. I hear this song, in ANY version, I'm changing the station. I'm not trying to hear this during this season. Really. Not Christmasy imagery to me. The Burl Ives snowman wouldn't stand for it. "F***ing A. Keep your shoes. Bust out the silver and gold. It's Christmas time, for f***'s sake!"
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Dec 5, 2009 9:49:15 GMT -5
THE GOD DAMN SHOES!
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Post by Long A, Short A on Dec 5, 2009 9:59:27 GMT -5
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Dec 5, 2009 10:39:20 GMT -5
Here's another. And I apologize in advance because this one makes that Jillian Hall Xmas album sound like Sgt Pepper: Just goes to show that you can have a career by kissing Jeff Foxworthy's ass. Yes but at least Bill is funny unlike Larry The Cable Guy.Though they all suck compared to Tater Salad.
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Post by Joe Laracuente WAS WRONG on Dec 5, 2009 11:49:17 GMT -5
I dare you to find something worse!
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Post by Kruton on Dec 5, 2009 13:18:14 GMT -5
I think both of these are applicable:
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Dec 5, 2009 13:21:50 GMT -5
Not exactly Christmas, but I DARE you to find a holiday song that is just as corny and more prone to get stuck in your head.
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Dec 5, 2009 13:24:50 GMT -5
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Post by theryno665 on Dec 5, 2009 14:47:31 GMT -5
With all due respect to Sir Paul McCartney, this song makes me wanna strangle myself.
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Post by lovingway on Dec 5, 2009 14:53:36 GMT -5
I have stopped by McDonald's a few times this week and they are playing XMas music. First off I have heard Santa Baby more times than I want to admit.
But also I think Elvis sings a terrible Christmas song. It literally sounds like he is singing Christmas songs to get laid. Like I know that is one of the benefits of being a singer but it is a freaking song about a religious figure's birth
Also, I haven't heard it all but Neil Diamond has a Cherry Cherry Christmas sounds like a really bad song
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2009 14:54:16 GMT -5
It begins and ends with that freakin' Hippo for Christmas song.
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