Nothing like a fresh clean pair of undies.

[hypnoticgenes]

All washed and warm from the dryer. Its like wearing a heating pad for your crotch.

[Ducky Momo]

It's freezing and raining over here. That sounds so damn good right now. With a nice hot shower first.

[Claw died]

Man...this reminds me, I gotta wash my drawers.

[The Booty Disciple]

"...at first they're constrictive, but then they become a part of you."

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

I Suggest putting them in the fridge during summer. nice & cool. just be sure to inform your family first!

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Yeah.

I do have a gripe though. I bought a pair of Hanes boxers on clearance at Dollar General. They were half off as the hole that held them on the hook broke. Got 'em home, threw 'em on and realized despite being men's small... they're 30-32 waist. I'm a 29 and they're too lose. Fruit of the Loom are assholes. Small is 28-30/32. Not 30-32!

I mean, I've come to accept some companies only carrying down to medium in shirts (although I still loathe Wal-Mart for their mediums that are really larges). But screw you Fruit of the Loom! I buy my clothes in the men's section. I'm not going to start buying boxers in the boys. Besides, even XL are too tight and thus end up too loose.

[Brandon Walsh is Insane.]

I think you mean to give a big screw you to Hanes, not Fruit of the Loom, Mr OTG (if that is your real name).

Having said that, I thought it was hilarious to read "I bought a pair of Hanes boxers on clearance at Dollar General. They were half off as the hole..." waiting with baited breath to find out WHAT kind of hole they had that made them half off.

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Dec 3, 2009 17:05:49 GMT -5 Brandon Walsh is Insane. said:

I think you mean to give a big screw you to Hanes, not Fruit of the Loom, Mr OTG (if that is your real name).

Having said that, I thought it was hilarious to read "I bought a pair of Hanes boxers on clearance at Dollar General. They were half off as the hole..." waiting with baited breath to find out WHAT kind of hole they had that made them half off.

Nah, it was Fruit of the Loom. I thought they were Hanes at first, then checked and forgot to switch the first Hanes. Anyway, I'm stuck with two pair of boxers that don't fit and despite being a cheapskate, I doubt I'll be trying to sew them in.

Luckily, I got a bunch of 70% off clearance boxers at Target when they opened here. (Only store I know that opened up with clearance merch ready to go.) There were two brands and one crunches like paper, but they were dirt cheap!

[@TenaciousBe]

OTG, my advice is to eat a damn sammich and get fat like the rest of us lazy Americans!