Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
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Post by Viva on Nov 17, 2009 5:42:38 GMT -5
*D-Day Dave is in the back pacing around with his guitar. Headbanger Man is in the background banging on his drum sets as D-Day Dave starts to talk very intensely to Headbanger's beat.*
Viva!! You think you can pull what you did tonight and get away with it? Fat chance!! You know Viva I see you walking around acting like you're big stuff. Now you call yourself Hollywood? Who in the hell do you think you are? Brad Pitt? Yeah that is real resistant. Speaking of resisting it doesn't seem like you resist much at all anymore. In fact it looked like your head was so far up Seth Drakin's ass I could see you threw his eyes!!
Seeing as how you want to throw cheap shots at me that leads me to believe you want to throw down. Well "Bollywood" lets throw down then!!
You see this is what I got in mind. Headbanger Man and me, The Heavy Metal Express against you and your butt buddy Stryker. Next week Monday Niteraw!! Let me know if you and Stryker accept because if you do come next week on Monday Niteraw you two crackheads won't be resisting anything!!
*Headbanger Man stops drumming and starts destroying his drum set. D-Day Dave holds up his guitar and starts bashing it against the wall.* You were just as underhanded going for that pin. You pulled me off of Legion first, remember? I was just quicker to the only logical end to our little merry-go-round. Don't be jealous or bitter that I'm not only better looking, but a whole world smarter than you.
As for your challenge, Dave. Sorry, pal. I'll be busy taking next Monday off. I'm going to be needing my beauty rest for my match against the Tag Team Champions. You know, that match I won fair and square... and then celebrated with a night out on the town with my A-List friends Mel Gibson and Josh Brolin. Just more concrete evidence that I'm the brightest star this company has ever seen.
It's funny how you want to prove yourself against The Resistance. We are not that stepping stone, Heavy Metal Express. What's the point of taking a match against you right now? I'm made in the shade. I earned my match.
On the other hand, both my partner and your partner enjoyed a nice Monday night off. Seeing as how you two are chomping at the bit to get a piece of us, I'll put my teammate Stryker on the chopping block up against The Headbanger Man, and that's the best you're going to get.
You had your chance, and you LOST Dave. Suck it up and wait until you earn a shot at the number one contenders.
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Dave at the Movies
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VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Nov 17, 2009 5:49:05 GMT -5
*D-Day Dave is in the back pacing around with his guitar. Headbanger Man is in the background banging on his drum sets as D-Day Dave starts to talk very intensely to Headbanger's beat.*
Viva!! You think you can pull what you did tonight and get away with it? Fat chance!! You know Viva I see you walking around acting like you're big stuff. Now you call yourself Hollywood? Who in the hell do you think you are? Brad Pitt? Yeah that is real resistant. Speaking of resisting it doesn't seem like you resist much at all anymore. In fact it looked like your head was so far up Seth Drakin's ass I could see you threw his eyes!!
Seeing as how you want to throw cheap shots at me that leads me to believe you want to throw down. Well "Bollywood" lets throw down then!!
You see this is what I got in mind. Headbanger Man and me, The Heavy Metal Express against you and your butt buddy Stryker. Next week Monday Niteraw!! Let me know if you and Stryker accept because if you do come next week on Monday Niteraw you two crackheads won't be resisting anything!!
*Headbanger Man stops drumming and starts destroying his drum set. D-Day Dave holds up his guitar and starts bashing it against the wall.* You were just as underhanded going for that pin. You pulled me off of Legion first, remember? I was just quicker to the only logical end to our little merry-go-round. Don't be jealous or bitter that I'm not only better looking, but a whole world smarter than you.
As for your challenge, Dave. Sorry, pal. I'll be busy taking next Monday off. I'm going to be needing my beauty rest for my match against the Tag Team Champions. You know, that match I won fair and square... and then celebrated with a night out on the town with my A-List friends Mel Gibson and Josh Brolin. Just more concrete evidence that I'm the brightest star this company has ever seen.
It's funny how you want to prove yourself against The Resistance. We are not that stepping stone, Heavy Metal Express. What's the point of taking a match against you right now? I'm made in the shade. I earned my match.
On the other hand, both my partner and your partner enjoyed a nice Monday night off. Seeing as how you two are chomping at the bit to get a piece of us, I'll put my teammate Stryker on the chopping block up against The Headbanger Man, and that's the best you're going to get.
You had your chance, and you LOST Dave. Suck it up and wait until you earn a shot at the number one contenders. Oh I see. You want to go ahead and duck us. Well that's fine. I'll let you go ahead and run for now but sooner or later I'm going to get you back in that ring and tear you apart!!
Now I can't speak for my partner Headbanger Man but if he does choose to take on Stryker I'll be right there in his corner watching him kick Stryker's ass all over the ring!!
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Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Nov 17, 2009 5:58:40 GMT -5
Hey I have some questions. I'm going to update the main website soon so I need some info.
Is The Equalizers an actual stable? Who is all in the group?
Also is Corporate still called Corporate or have you guys or are you going to come up with a new name?
Also if anyone wants me to update their bio let me know.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2009 7:49:02 GMT -5
*The following has been screengrabbed from TMZ.com* {Spoiler} Oooh I can't wait to hear about your DUI
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Nov 17, 2009 10:05:58 GMT -5
The Equalizers isn't a stable because we didn't want to be a stable, it's just me, Jonathan Michaels and M.O.P. being friends and wanting to stop the cheating.
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Post by theganzobomb on Nov 17, 2009 13:08:55 GMT -5
With TTS and now Jay Carroll after me is it possible a fellow face wants to be my tag partner?
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Nov 17, 2009 13:58:01 GMT -5
Thanks to some assistance from Evil M, I have a great inaugural edition of Yellow Jacket's Classroom in store for you guys for next week's NiteRaw.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 17, 2009 16:40:23 GMT -5
Hey I have some questions. I'm going to update the main website soon so I need some info. Is The Equalizers an actual stable? Who is all in the group? Also is Corporate still called Corporate or have you guys or are you going to come up with a new name? Also if anyone wants me to update their bio let me know. I know that we have been trying to think of a new name, but only M.O.P. had the suggestion of "America Online." I think that we are mostly sticking to "Corporate" to represent our unacceptance of the status quo.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 17, 2009 16:41:50 GMT -5
With TTS and now Jay Carroll after me is it possible a fellow face wants to be my tag partner? I'd help you if I could, but I'm a monster heel.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 17, 2009 16:43:09 GMT -5
Thanks to some assistance from Evil M, I have a great inaugural edition of Yellow Jacket's Classroom in store for you guys for next week's NiteRaw. That should be interesting. I'll have to make sure that the Classroom does not coincide with The Boiler Room on the same shows for variety and moderation's sake. Not that I have one for next week or anything but I am just saying.
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Post by Tyfo on Nov 17, 2009 16:47:21 GMT -5
Hey I have some questions. I'm going to update the main website soon so I need some info. Is The Equalizers an actual stable? Who is all in the group? Also is Corporate still called Corporate or have you guys or are you going to come up with a new name? Also if anyone wants me to update their bio let me know. I know that we have been trying to think of a new name, but only M.O.P. had the suggestion of "America Online." I think that we are mostly sticking to "Corporate" to represent our unacceptance of the status quo. Yeah, we are remaining Corporate because we refuse to accept the fact that we are no longer the "privileged few" and even with a new administration, we still believe we are in with the higher ups.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Nov 17, 2009 16:48:39 GMT -5
How about the "High Rollers" or something like that?
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Nov 17, 2009 17:28:13 GMT -5
Thanks to some assistance from Evil M, I have a great inaugural edition of Yellow Jacket's Classroom in store for you guys for next week's NiteRaw. That should be interesting. I'll have to make sure that the Classroom does not coincide with The Boiler Room on the same shows for variety and moderation's sake. Not that I have one for next week or anything but I am just saying. I'm debuting it on NiteRaw, but will fluctuate between both shows. Also, it won't be a weekly skit. Instead, it'll take place about once or twice a month.
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littlenaitch
Dennis Stamp
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Post by littlenaitch on Nov 17, 2009 17:56:19 GMT -5
We see a dejected littlenaitch sitting in his locker room when he looks up into the camera.
LN - This is getting a little bit ridiculous as I once again lose a close encounter. Now DR Jackson, you really impressed me last night in our match as you do have the tools to go to the top of this company as long as not only stay healthy but also as long as your mouth doesn't get you in way over your head. DR is going to be a major star for this company for years to come.
Now, I have not been the same since losing at Night of the Wrestling Zombies and I don't know what is going on. I do know that I am getting tired of all this losing that has been going on in the last few weeks. It is time that I go back and find what made me successful in the past. I might even have to contact a man from my past who might have the answers. I will not reveal who this is as you will all just have to wait and see but I promise it will once again change the atmosphere of this company!
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Square
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Post by Square on Nov 17, 2009 18:34:27 GMT -5
I can spend the next couple of minutes talking about how Engima has decided to leave the shackles of "niceness" and do this whole respect thing, but to be honest I don't give a toss. Why waste my breath on some knuckle dragging neanderthal who is off in his own little world where he is the centre of the universe.
I want to focus my attention on Motor-Colt, the King, the no good disgusting prisoner. You wear a crown and robe and all the regalia, but you can never change the fact that in the end of the day your a decendent of the garbage that Britain threw out. And it's a absolute travesty that you held on to the heavyweight title for so long and destroyed it's credability in the process. Just like Engima you are NOTHING compared to the Revolution of Evolution and that fluke win that you got over me proves NOTHING. All it proves is that I didn't want to end it and you miraculously was able to hit the Story On Page One and if you look closely at the video tape I kicked out BEFORE 3 but instead of whining and moaning, I decided to do what I do best kick the shit out of people. You felt the most deadliest move in WWCF smash into your jaw, the Squareplosion and at In Your Aparment your going to feel it all over again as I become the NEW WWCF heavyweight champion of the world.
Respect is overated, so boo me all you want. Because I am the Revolution of Evolution, and your f***ed
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Post by Topher is Human on Nov 17, 2009 20:06:04 GMT -5
I can spend the next couple of minutes talking about how Engima has decided to leave the shackles of "niceness" and do this whole respect thing, but to be honest I don't give a toss. Why waste my breath on some knuckle dragging neanderthal who is off in his own little world where he is the centre of the universe.
I want to focus my attention on Motor-Colt, the King, the no good disgusting prisoner. You wear a crown and robe and all the regalia, but you can never change the fact that in the end of the day your a decendent of the garbage that Britain threw out. And it's a absolute travesty that you held on to the heavyweight title for so long and destroyed it's credability in the process. Just like Engima you are NOTHING compared to the Revolution of Evolution and that fluke win that you got over me proves NOTHING. All it proves is that I didn't want to end it and you miraculously was able to hit the Story On Page One and if you look closely at the video tape I kicked out BEFORE 3 but instead of whining and moaning, I decided to do what I do best kick the s*** out of people. You felt the most deadliest move in WWCF smash into your jaw, the Squareplosion and at In Your Aparment your going to feel it all over again as I become the NEW WWCF heavyweight champion of the world.
Respect is overated, so boo me all you want. Because I am the Revolution of Evolution, and your f***ed So for all reasons to mock me, you choose to mock the fact that I'm Australian, the true land of the free. If you still think the foundation of this land is based on British Convicts... you better get your head check and sent a few centuries to the future pal.
How do you think I destroyed the belts credibility might I ask? I cleanly won the King of WrestleCrap Tournament to become number one contender... cleanly beating you in the process. I cleanly took on Milo Duck, the longest reigning champ to date and beat him. I went on to survive The Thunderdome match surviving against 5 of the tops stars in this company including the current champ in what can be considered a Death Match and the following PPV? I didn't have to have a match then because of the BattleBowl, but being the fighting Champion I gladly went on to have a Title Defense that night. I saved that title!
Next you're saying my win over you was a fluke because I was able to cleanly, successfully hit my finisher The Story on Page One on you? If that was a fluke, what would you call my win over you when we were feuding over the Tag Team Championships? Or King of WrestleCrap? If you call all three straight wins against you flukes you sir must be the most unlucky son of a bitch this company has ever seen.
Either way, the way I see it... you can't win at In Your Appartment. Because either your "terrible, horrendous, atrocious luck" won't let you, or you simply don't have what it takes to succeed when it matters most.
I am The Story On Page One for a reason, as for you Square? You're simply a footnote to others success.
Enigma? Jazzman? Don't think I'm sparing you guys either, what I have to say about you two will happen in time.
See you all next week.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2009 20:17:48 GMT -5
OK, matches for next week.
Heatz!!1
The Boiler Room Brawler V. Relegate Hunter
NiteRaw
Stryker V. The Headbanger Man
M.O.P. and Jonathan Michaels V. "Damn Right" Jackson and Yellow Jacket
Main Event: King Motor-Colt and Aaron Enigma V. Jazzman and Square
That's all I can think of so far. Any other suggestions?
Also, we need a few more matches for IYA. Here's what we have so far:
Fatal 4-Way Match for the WWCF World Title: Jazzman (c) V. King Motor-Colt V. Square V. Aaron Enigma
InterForum Championship: M.O.P. (c) V. "Damn Right" Jackson
WWCF World Tag Team Championship: Two Guys Who Seriously Rock (c) V. The Resistance
WWCF Hardcore Championship: Jonathan Michaels (c) V. Yellow Jacket Special Referee: Amigo
WWCF Heatz!!1 Championship: TTS (c) V. "Champagne" Jay Carroll
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Nov 17, 2009 20:35:02 GMT -5
*Aaron watches the statements of Square and Colt on a monitor before shaking his head and looking to the camera*
So, that's what it has come to Square? Petty insults? You call me a knuckle-dragging neanderthal? And then you say I've left the shackles of "niceness". Well you know I like that term. I did leave those shackles, because let's face it. Niceness doesn't win you titles. I don't why you have to sit there and say you aren't going to talk about me then proceed to talk about me. A failed attempt at a humorous ruse.
As far as what happened after the match. I received some questions as to why I ran in and helped Colt. Well honestly it is simple as this. I don't respect Square, and I respect Colt. If it had been Jazzman on the receiving end of that beating I would've also run in. Square, you don't respect anyone. You think that you can get by without acknowledging the accomplishments of everyone else in the company. That way of thinking just makes you hated. The fans don't want you in this company, hell I don't want you in this company because you give it a bad name with your disgusting temperment and your rash actions. But we don't all get what we want, so I'm forced to sit here and listen to you spout a bunch of nonsense every week. But I'll put up with it because I'm in a good mood today. We're less than two weeks away from my first shot at the Heavyweight title, it's a historic event!
Now Colt, I'm not going to wait until later to say what I think about you. Colt, you were one of my mentors, you were the Heavyweight champion when I joined The Story. Above Average was the Inter-Forum champion and Evil-M was the Hardcore Champion. Now, this was both a blessing and a curse. For months I learned from the three of you, I learned a lot. However, I felt stuck in the shadow of three clearly superior superstars at the time. Nowadays, I like to think of myself on equal ground of the three of you. I may not have a title win, but I do hold a victory over the current champion. At In Your Apartment, it may be time for the student to beat the mentor.
Now Jazzman, I am sorry you had such a hard life. I can relate due to a traumatizing event in high school. However, I'm definitely not going to go easy on anyone in this match. The glass ceiling is right in front of me, and come IYA, I will break through it and claim victory.
I'm sure many more words will be said, and more blood will be spilt before IYA. So I'm going to leave it at that. To all my fans, keep on solving cases, this is Aaron Enigma saying so long for now.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Nov 17, 2009 20:37:57 GMT -5
Evil M, I also issued an open challenge to a new kid on Heatz. No one's accepted yet.
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Post by darbus alan on Nov 17, 2009 20:39:02 GMT -5
Hey I have some questions. I'm going to update the main website soon so I need some info. Is The Equalizers an actual stable? Who is all in the group? Also is Corporate still called Corporate or have you guys or are you going to come up with a new name? Also if anyone wants me to update their bio let me know. I know that we have been trying to think of a new name, but only M.O.P. had the suggestion of "America Online." I think that we are mostly sticking to "Corporate" to represent our unacceptance of the status quo. How about Corporate-in-Exile? And yeah, the Equalizers are more of an informal partnership between three friends than an official stable. Jonathan Michaels, Aaron Enigma, and I all have our different goals and ambitions within the WWCF, but have a couple of common ideals we share, as well as friendship.
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