Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Nov 17, 2009 20:39:33 GMT -5
*Amigo is seen making a video at his condo (OCC: That means, out of bounds)
So Sparks, you reared your ugly head last Heatz, and once more I pimp slapped it down where it belongs; at my feet. You see, I still have the bat right here
*Shows it, with Spark's blood still caked on*
You know what's sad about you? The highest point in your career was being my bitch. Think about that. You are so insignificant to this company, that being a man-slave was a high for you! And you think you can get revenge? If you want revenge, look at yourself, and attack yourself. After all, it was you whose testicles were firmly attached to your purse that whole time. You aren't a man, you are some little kid. Come back in 100 years, when you think you can take me.
Now, moving on, onto the reffing business. Now, it seems some have objections about myself doing so. Well, I say two things: First, shut up before I slap your mealy mouth shut, fans, and Second, Yellowjacket, I think no more lowly of you then JM. I hate both of you, and hope I can make a "Double K.O." or "Double Career Ending Injury" call at the PPV. So, don't worry, you have enough to worry about, what with you about to be torn to pieces, and all.
All right, that's it.
OOC: Remember, in a Condo.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 17, 2009 21:54:14 GMT -5
OK, matches for next week. Heatz!!1 The Boiler Room Brawler V. Relegate Hunter NiteRaw Stryker V. The Headbanger Man M.O.P. and Jonathan Michaels V. "Damn Right" Jackson and Yellow Jacket Main Event: King Motor-Colt and Aaron Enigma V. Jazzman and Square That's all I can think of so far. Any other suggestions? Also, we need a few more matches for IYA. Here's what we have so far: Fatal 4-Way Match for the WWCF World Title: Jazzman (c) V. King Motor-Colt V. Square V. Aaron Enigma InterForum Championship: M.O.P. (c) V. "Damn Right" Jackson WWCF World Tag Team Championship: Two Guys Who Seriously Rock (c) V. The Resistance WWCF Hardcore Championship: Jonathan Michaels (c) V. Yellow Jacket Special Referee: Amigo WWCF Heatz!!1 Championship: TTS (c) V. "Champagne" Jay Carroll I'll write... Stryker vs Headbanger Man. And as for a IYA suggestion... um... *pats hands on head as if to slightly adjust hair* *clears throat* *From The Boiler Room*
*BRB emerges from the mists wildly swinging his pipe around, chipping concrete walls and denting various heating units.*
Now what the hell was that?
I did not swing my big, massive, pipe wrench into the ref's face!
That was the General!
I told him on my show that I would squash him so bad if he ever appeared in my boiler room again, and he found his way fighting Cage King into here in the Hardcore Horrors match...
And then his stinking wife, monkey, urr!!!
*BRB swings his pipe wrench down much like the ape in 2001: A Space Odyssey*
That thing of his steals my pipe wrench and helps him cheat me and my Corporate brethren out of a victory!
General, you've angered the devil, so expect to get some fire up your ass!
At In Your Apartment, I'm gonna get you and your little wife too!
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Post by skiller on Nov 17, 2009 21:55:18 GMT -5
*Amigo is seen making a video at his condo (OCC: That means, out of bounds) So Sparks, you reared your ugly head last Heatz, and once more I pimp slapped it down where it belongs; at my feet. You see, I still have the bat right here
*Shows it, with Spark's blood still caked on*
You know what's sad about you? The highest point in your career was being my bitch. Think about that. You are so insignificant to this company, that being a man-slave was a high for you! And you think you can get revenge? If you want revenge, look at yourself, and attack yourself. After all, it was you whose testicles were firmly attached to your purse that whole time. You aren't a man, you are some little kid. Come back in 100 years, when you think you can take me.
Now, moving on, onto the reffing business. Now, it seems some have objections about myself doing so. Well, I say two things: First, shut up before I slap your mealy mouth shut, fans, and Second, Yellowjacket, I think no more lowly of you then JM. I hate both of you, and hope I can make a "Double K.O." or "Double Career Ending Injury" call at the PPV. So, don't worry, you have enough to worry about, what with you about to be torn to pieces, and all.
All right, that's it.OOC: Remember, in a Condo. *A phone rings nearby Amigo, but he doesn't bother answering. Starshine is shown elsewhere putting down a receiver. Starshine - Oops, wrong number.*He turns around to see Fred G. Neric and the WWCF Camera crew.* Starshine - Hey, how long have you been there Jerry.Fred G Neric - It's Fred. I was asked to get your thoughts on your upcoming Tag Team Title defense against The Resistance at In Your Apartment.Starshine - I think it's a damn shame. A travesty, that the previous number one contenders the um... the Asian girl and the monkey have been pushed back due to these circumstances. Let's take a step back and look at it historically. Around a month ago, Cthulhu and myself, The Technical Professional, Two Guys Who Seriously Rock, by a shirt. Last month we defeated two, not one, but two teams in a single match. Not just any match but we were the sole survivors of that match. Guess who we pinned to win that match? That's right, we beat The Resistance. You see, what are we supposed to be worried about? I mean, we've beaten them before. They don't seem to be exactly on the same page. In fact, I'd go on to say they're reading different books altogether. Viva may have a brand new attitude, but will that gel with Stryker's outdated take to this business? I don't think so.
So I have something to say to you Viva Los Bio Dome, if that is in fact your real name. Viva, I've fought Stryker quite a number of times in the past. Tag matches. Singles matches. Steel Cage matches. You could say we've had some history together. Now Viva, I've never had an issue with you. In fact you could say I was a fan. Was, being the important term. Somewhere along the road most taken, you turned into a disappointment. Basically you turned into Stryker. Now, for someone who wants a career of mediocrity and disappointment, that's fine. But Viva, you've shown something this last week. You've shown me a flame inside you. At the very least a spark. You know what they say about fire, you feed it and it grows. I see your hungry, I also see you feeding. But even though you might think you're special. Even though you think it might make a difference. I'm standing in your way blocking the entrance. Because no matter what either of you do. No matter what you've done in the past. No matter how much fire you fan. There is one thing that has stayed constant over the last four months. Two Guys Who Seriously Rock have walked from the ring as Tag Team Champions.
History has a funny way of repeating itself Resistance. The strongest and smartest survive, and the rest break. I hope your union is stronger than you make it out to be. Because one miscue and that's it. No more chances.
Thanks Jerry.*Starshine walks away.* Fred G Neric - FRED!
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Post by General Adam on Nov 17, 2009 22:42:23 GMT -5
OK, matches for next week. Heatz!!1 The Boiler Room Brawler V. Relegate Hunter NiteRaw Stryker V. The Headbanger Man M.O.P. and Jonathan Michaels V. "Damn Right" Jackson and Yellow Jacket Main Event: King Motor-Colt and Aaron Enigma V. Jazzman and Square That's all I can think of so far. Any other suggestions? Also, we need a few more matches for IYA. Here's what we have so far: Fatal 4-Way Match for the WWCF World Title: Jazzman (c) V. King Motor-Colt V. Square V. Aaron Enigma InterForum Championship: M.O.P. (c) V. "Damn Right" Jackson WWCF World Tag Team Championship: Two Guys Who Seriously Rock (c) V. The Resistance WWCF Hardcore Championship: Jonathan Michaels (c) V. Yellow Jacket Special Referee: Amigo WWCF Heatz!!1 Championship: TTS (c) V. "Champagne" Jay Carroll I'll write... Stryker vs Headbanger Man. And as for a IYA suggestion... um... *pats hands on head as if to slightly adjust hair* *clears throat* *From The Boiler Room*
*BRB emerges from the mists wildly swinging his pipe around, chipping concrete walls and denting various heating units.*
Now what the hell was that?
I did not swing my big, massive, pipe wrench into the ref's face!
That was the General!
I told him on my show that I would squash him so bad if he ever appeared in my boiler room again, and he found his way fighting Cage King into here in the Hardcore Horrors match...
And then his stinking wife, monkey, urr!!!
*BRB swings his pipe wrench down much like the ape in 2001: A Space Odyssey*
That thing of his steals my pipe wrench and helps him cheat me and my Corporate brethren out of a victory!
General, you've angered the devil, so expect to get some fire up your ass!
At In Your Apartment, I'm gonna get you and your little wife too!
*sitting in the locker room and holding a monkey wrench* You know the wrench is neat little tool. Every man should have one because it is almost the perfect tool. You can fix almost anything with this. For example cars, kitchen appliances, and of course plumbing. Why am I telling you this? I'm telling you this because I'm am going to bash this wrench over your head BRB! You want to have your little match at IYA? Fine by me, but here's a little advice: You have no idea what I am capable of. I'll see you later. Come Tinker!
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Post by darbus alan on Nov 17, 2009 23:29:26 GMT -5
Well, well, this week turned out to be pretty interesting. We prevailed over the Stable Formerly Known As Corporate, although not in the way I would've liked. I still respect most of you over there, so believe me, a DQ win doesn't sit well with me. If we were going to beat you, I would've preferred it because we were better, not due to cheap tricks.
And don't think I wasn't watching your match, Jackson. You beat a former World Champion, and that's something to take notice of. But it all means nothing if you can't beat a current champion.
Which brings me to next week's Niteraw. Jackson, you and I are going to be facing off in the first time, albeit in a tag-team contest. Next week, two of the hottest newcomers in the WWCF Today, "Damn Right" Jackson and YellowJacket, face off against the Hardcore Champion and The Inter-Forum Champion. I know you're going to scout me out in this match Jackson, and I'm gonna do the same. Consider it a preview of our match at In Your Apartment.
But I'd like to talk to Yellow Jacket, too. I can see where you're coming from with wanting to wrestle in actual wrestling matches. I also come from a wrestling background of sorts. I wrestled in high-school. I was even All-American. And I'd love to have a straight wrestling match. But this isn't regionals or state championships. This isn't the Olympics. This is the WWCF. Where the Big Kids Play. And if we gotta get our hands dirty, well, that's what's gonna happen.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Nov 18, 2009 0:18:32 GMT -5
So I have something to say to you Viva Los Bio Dome, if that is in fact your real name. Viva, I've fought Stryker quite a number of times in the past. Tag matches. Singles matches. Steel Cage matches. You could say we've had some history together. Now Viva, I've never had an issue with you. In fact you could say I was a fan. Was, being the important term. Somewhere along the road most taken, you turned into a disappointment. Basically you turned into Stryker. Now, for someone who wants a career of mediocrity and disappointment, that's fine. But Viva, you've shown something this last week. You've shown me a flame inside you. At the very least a spark. You know what they say about fire, you feed it and it grows. I see your hungry, I also see you feeding. But even though you might think you're special. Even though you think it might make a difference. I'm standing in your way blocking the entrance. Because no matter what either of you do. No matter what you've done in the past. No matter how much fire you fan. There is one thing that has stayed constant over the last four months. Two Guys Who Seriously Rock have walked from the ring as Tag Team Champions.
History has a funny way of repeating itself Resistance. The strongest and smartest survive, and the rest break. I hope your union is stronger than you make it out to be. Because one miscue and that's it. No more chances. Starshine, it wasn't long ago when I thought you were a piece of trash for using the tights to beat me at Night of the Wrestling Zombies. In fact, I still have nothing good to say about it, but I respect it. I now see you were doing whatever it takes to win, and that is what champions do. I now more than ever understand what it takes to be a total champion.
You know, when I was hanging out with Mel Gibson the other night, he said something that stuck to me. He said, "You don't need talent to make it in whatever you want to do. You just need a big pair of balls. When I look at you, Hollywood, I see a f***ing star."
And he's absolutely right. I'm the brightest star to ever shine on this "family oriented" shithole of a company, and I've said this before, but it's high time I take what's mine. It's just a shame that what is rightfully mine is dangling off of your shoulder, and wrapped around Cthulu's waist.
This really has nothing to do with Stryker anymore, and my new attitude has nothing to do with my ability to be a teammate. He knows when that bell rings that I will give every drop of sweat, every pint of blood, every bit of energy I can muster, and leave it all inside that squared circle. He knows my ethic, and he respects me as a competitor, regardless of what his ego says for him. In fact, that only person with anything to doubt in this tag team is Stryker himself. He's the one who hasn't been carrying his load in this tag team, and most importantly...
He's the one who took the fall in our match against you.
At In Your Apartment, Starshine, if I walk out of that arena without those Tag Team belts, I can promise you I'll walk out of there with your respect. Don't you worry about me. Worry about your unhealthy crush on me.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2009 15:00:40 GMT -5
OK, everyone has 3 hours to suggest matches for Heatz!!1 or NiteRaw. I'll be sending out the cards for voting on around 6.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2009 15:07:57 GMT -5
I want a match on NiteRaw against The Monkey General again
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2009 15:43:19 GMT -5
I want a match on NiteRaw against The Monkey General again Done.
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littlenaitch
Dennis Stamp
Stylin' and Profilin'
Hall of Famer!!
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Post by littlenaitch on Nov 18, 2009 16:08:30 GMT -5
I will face anyone who would like to face me.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Nov 18, 2009 16:53:59 GMT -5
None of the heatz people accepted my open challenge (makes me wonder why new people are joining just to quit a week or so later) so now the open challenge is extended to everyone.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Nov 18, 2009 17:05:16 GMT -5
None of the heatz people accepted my open challenge (makes me wonder why new people are joining just to quit a week or so later) so now the open challenge is extended to everyone. I'd accept it, but I don't know how well a heel vs heel match would get over. Then again, me and Amigo are having a semi-feud right now (though that is balanced out by Jonathan Michaels). If nobody else accepts, I'll face you on Heatz!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2009 17:18:12 GMT -5
Here is what my theme sounds like if no one has heard it (or bothered to listen\search for it )
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Nov 18, 2009 20:38:01 GMT -5
Every week it's the same old story. Right after I prove my dominance and let the world know about who I am, a "legend" or at the very least one of the top superstars here calls me out, saying that I'm all talk, that I need to "Put up or Shut up" and that they'd gladly be the one to teach me a lesson here.
They expect me to be a push over because I'm new, brash, arrogant, confident... And every week the same thing happens. I kick their ass! Or at the very least, in Aaron Enigma's case I give him the fight of his life. And of course it always ends the same way, right after the match, right after I successfully and cleanly wipe the floor with them they go on to say that "I'm the real deal, I have a future here etc."
Guys? Maybe... just maybe, if you listen to me the first time I said that I wouldn't have to beat your ass around this ring, you could get the chance to fight someone else and you might actually get a win that week. Lord knows some of you guys need a win, fast.
But now I have to ask, why do every single one of you big shots doubt me? Ever since my debut I have proven to the world that I am the real deal, and everyone who has stepped in the ring with me will gladly admit it, isn't that right Colt, Enigma, Cage, Naitch? Considering the caliber of these superstars, you'd figure the rest of the locker would've learnt by now and they would start singing my deserved praises. I have beaten two world champions within my first two months here, if this was at an earlier time I could very well have been the World Champ by now. Yet you all still seem to think I'm all talk? How about you MOP, do you STILL doubt me? Do you still think I'm just a young hot-shot who needs to shut his mouth?
What is it guys? You can't accept the fact that a guy who isn't like you all, who isn't a cookie-cutter scrub, a self-admitted minority is actually making a name for himself BY HIMSELF. You don't want a man of colour, of poor up-bringing, the man who not only walks to the beat of a different drum, but a man who is bringing his own brand of noise to the masses, you don't want someone like that going somewhere? Or is it more simpler than that, do you simply not want to see a "bully" prosper, despite him being 100% every step of the way so far... I'm only a bully to you all, the fans, the roster, because I'm simply that physically superior.
Maybe all you fans were picked on as a kid, for whatever reason? Quite possibly for being wrestling fans? And that's why you hate bullies so much... However I had a tougher upbringing than all of you, you guys were called names as a kid? I was threatened at knifepoint just walking home from school. However unlike you guys who ran home to momma, wanting her to make things better... I toughened up and became the behemoth you see before you... Making his own dreams come through.
And whether you "fans" or you "Superstars" like it or not, nothing is going to stop me from forcing my self to the top here. I've proven I can beat the best, now I just got to beat the best when it matters!
Which brings me to my next match up. I'm tagging up with fellow new-comer YellowJackter to take on two champs at once, Hardcore Champion Jon Michaels and the Future Former Inter-Forum Champion MOP... You guys may have the experience over us "newbies" however we have an undeniable mean streak and pure dominance on our side. This is going to be a nice preview for In Your Appartment, even nicer for me because now I get to kick MOP's ass twice.
Whether you like it or not guys, the Black Dynasty is ushering a new era of dominance and attitude and nothing will stand in me way, neither enemy nor friend...
Damn right!
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Nov 18, 2009 21:12:50 GMT -5
Just finished the inaugural edition of the Yellow Jacket's Classroom. All I can say is that the special guest is "huge".
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Post by skiller on Nov 18, 2009 21:24:54 GMT -5
Just finished the inaugural edition of the Yellow Jacket's Classroom. All I can say is that the special guest is "huge". Molotov Mocktail's back?
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Nov 18, 2009 21:25:48 GMT -5
Just finished the inaugural edition of the Yellow Jacket's Classroom. All I can say is that the special guest is "huge". Molotov Mocktail's back? You'll just have to wait and see.
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Post by theganzobomb on Nov 18, 2009 21:38:16 GMT -5
Evil M, I also issued an open challenge to a new kid on Heatz. No one's accepted yet. I accept
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2009 21:41:59 GMT -5
OK, as you may have all noticed by now, I have no sense of time. So... Heatz!!1 Hollywood Viva Los Bio Dome V. Ganzo Bomb The Boiler Room Brawler V. Relegate Hunter Sparks and KCB V. TTS and "Champagne" Jay Carroll NiteRaw Cage King V. The General of the Monkey Army Stryker V. The Headbanger Man M.O.P. and Jonathan Michaels V. "Damn Right" Jackson and Yellow Jacket Amigo V. Inspector Shetty Main Event: King Motor-Colt and Aaron Enigma V. Jazzman and Square Does this work for everyone?
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Nov 18, 2009 21:46:46 GMT -5
Works for me.
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