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Post by skiller on Nov 18, 2009 21:47:27 GMT -5
Woooooo, week off suckers!
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Post by Viva on Nov 18, 2009 22:27:32 GMT -5
I want to write my match.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Nov 18, 2009 23:29:33 GMT -5
*The cameras begin rolling outside of Jay Carroll's office inside his Lap of Luxury. His Palm Pre is tuned as loud as it can be on speakerphone, and the voice of his publicist echoes out of it*
Mr. Carroll, this is the 5th time I've tried to get in contact with you. You know very well that making a statement such as the one you did about Jazzman and disappearing is not in your best interest. Please, call me back so we can do some damage control.
And that loss to Gonzo didn't help your cause either. I'm sorry to say that sir, I know how much being undefeated meant to you.
*Jay slams the phone shut as the cameras come into his office*
Let's review things up to this point. The same night I choose to call out our fraud of a world champ is the same night the new CEO of the company decides to screw with me by making me face off with my lawyer/tag partner/best friend in the company at the next pay per view. I lose $10 Million dollars worth of merchandise because the plumbing here at the Lap of Luxury fails and floods my art collection. The first singles match I lose around here happens due to losing to some Billy Kidman wannabe named Gonzo, and I still have to wrestle TTS at the next pay per view, just because some guy with one good eye thinks he can toy with me.
Yeah, the last few weeks have unequivocally sucked. Yet, somehow, I'm fine with it. Regardless of what our CEO thinks, Jazzman owes me a match, seeing as though he couldn't be bothered to show his face when I challenged him. Here's hoping he retains his championship, I'd prefer for our next encounter to be a title match. So, yes, Jazzman, I want you to grow a spine and tough out your next defense, if only so I can break that same spine soon after.
*Jay pulls out a cigar, examines it, and lights it. He begins to puff on it, then holds it in his hand.*
As far as our esteemed CEO goes, I have no idea why you think it's a good idea to mess with me and TTS. Maybe you have some grand "plan" in mind where I become a benefactor and TTS contributes his labor to your cause. Maybe you think of me as not worthy of your attention. as just two pawns on the board. Whatever you think, I can guarantee it's pretty much incorrect. I didn't sign up for this company to be dictated to and told how to act. I didn't lace up my boots and put on my tights to be told not to swear in promos, and I'm not affected by any monetary threats you could make. Nevermind the thought of you trying to clean up a show populated by men with violent urges who know how to manipulate the human body in ways that most people don't so that they can defeat someone by bending them to their will. No! We'll sell this to kids instead! Both you and Nintendo thought that out completely. My point is, Seth, I don't have a quarrel with you. So why are you creating one? Regardless of the outcome of next Sunday's match, TTS and I are going to remain a team. Yes, I'm participating in your match, but not for the reasons why you would think I am. Me and TTS will have an honest, gentlemanly competition between friends and business associates. Then, we're gonna kill that Gonzo kid, and I'm gonna make Jazzman look foolish. Once our two man power trip is sitting atop the WWCF, this minor stretch of failure is behind us.. The 3 of us should have a talk, Seth. A talk about how you've seen the light, and how the 2 of us are your most valued employees.
Or, we could keep playing games, and trying to outmaneuver each other. Your choice.
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Post by Viva on Nov 19, 2009 5:31:18 GMT -5
Oh, and I'll also take a left over match as well.
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Post by Topher is Human on Nov 19, 2009 6:57:37 GMT -5
Over a year ago now the WWCF saw the formation of the most dominant and impactful faction of all time. The Story... now leading into GookerMania II The Story started to fall apart before it finally came to an end the following NiteRaw. It was the end of an era.
However for one night only, two members from this premier stable will once again team up in the ring together, when The King himself, the one true constant of this business Colt fights along side his protege of past, the man people are calling the future Guiding Light here, Aaron Enigma.
And our opponents? The other half of the In Your Appartment World Title match, The current champion, the franchise of the new generation Jazzman and then you have the incomparable Square... Thank god he's incomparable because last thing we need is another one like him.
Now I don't want to sound over-confident... But I honestly cannot see how these guys can beat us. They have no tag team experience and no reason to get along. Jazzman has to know how ruthless Square can be, hell he proved it this week after our match. Square has to know that the worst off condition that Jazzman is left in after next weeks NiteRaw, the better shot he has to become champion. So late in the match, Jazzman had taken a beating all match... why would Square want to tag himself in?
Me and Enigma? We can work past that because although yes, the worse off our partner is after the match, the better shot we get at IYA, but at the same time we have a mutual respect that dates back to his debut, I helped make him, so we will have eachothers back next week to make sure we both increase our shot at the title in two weeks time. Will we be at eachothers throats after the match? Who knows, in the end it doesn't matter... Because no matter how good of a team we are next week, the moment the PPV hits I will have no hesitation to bring it to my former partner and friend to become champion once again.
So Jazzman, Square... For one night only... get ready to go face to face with The Story on Page One!
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Nov 19, 2009 17:38:43 GMT -5
I will volunteer to write the main event for Niteraw unless someone else has already.
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Post by Square on Nov 19, 2009 18:28:01 GMT -5
Over a year ago now the WWCF saw the formation of the most dominant and impactful faction of all time. The Story... now leading into GookerMania II The Story started to fall apart before it finally came to an end the following NiteRaw. It was the end of an era.
However for one night only, two members from this premier stable will once again team up in the ring together, when The King himself, the one true constant of this business Colt fights along side his protege of past, the man people are calling the future Guiding Light here, Aaron Enigma.
And our opponents? The other half of the In Your Appartment World Title match, The current champion, the franchise of the new generation Jazzman and then you have the incomparable Square... Thank god he's incomparable because last thing we need is another one like him.
Now I don't want to sound over-confident... But I honestly cannot see how these guys can beat us. They have no tag team experience and no reason to get along. Jazzman has to know how ruthless Square can be, hell he proved it this week after our match. Square has to know that the worst off condition that Jazzman is left in after next weeks NiteRaw, the better shot he has to become champion. So late in the match, Jazzman had taken a beating all match... why would Square want to tag himself in?
Me and Enigma? We can work past that because although yes, the worse off our partner is after the match, the better shot we get at IYA, but at the same time we have a mutual respect that dates back to his debut, I helped make him, so we will have eachothers back next week to make sure we both increase our shot at the title in two weeks time. Will we be at eachothers throats after the match? Who knows, in the end it doesn't matter... Because no matter how good of a team we are next week, the moment the PPV hits I will have no hesitation to bring it to my former partner and friend to become champion once again.
So Jazzman, Square... For one night only... get ready to go face to face with The Story on Page One! You totally forget the fact ya kangeroo humper that I am the man that revolutionised tag team wrestling in WWCF, the Revolution of Evolution was the man who made the division into one of the hottest propities and now he is the saviour of the world title. The Non American Heroes are often imitated, hi by the way Marty Jannety or as you like to be called Starshine, but never duplicated. And at Niteraw what will happen is that the future world champion will beat the ever loving crap out of you two and send you home in a ambulance making At Your Aparment a singles match.
I am the Revolution of Evolution and prisoner and Sherlock, your both f***edAlso if you are a heel and have nothing planned for the next few weeks, send me a PM cause I got a idea for something.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Nov 19, 2009 18:35:44 GMT -5
Out of curiosity, what is the face/heel balance around here?
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Post by Square on Nov 19, 2009 18:39:21 GMT -5
Out of curiosity, what is the face/heel balance around here? I believe it's always roughly the same but sometimes theres a few more heels than faces.
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Post by theganzobomb on Nov 19, 2009 19:17:41 GMT -5
I was wondering wouldn't it make more sense if it was GanzoBomb Sparks and KCB V. TTS "Champagne" Jay Carroll Vivas La Bio Dome since Ganzo had unfinished business with TTS and Jay
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2009 19:37:51 GMT -5
I was wondering wouldn't it make more sense if it was GanzoBomb Sparks and KCB V. TTS "Champagne" Jay Carroll Vivas La Bio Dome since Ganzo had unfinished business with TTS and Jay Well, now that the vote's been sent out, nothing can be done. I actually had it as you and KCB against TTS and Jay, and Viva against Sparks, but I changed it since you accepted Viva's challenge.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Nov 19, 2009 19:38:57 GMT -5
Anyways, if anybody wants a intro by me, just give me a PM.
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Post by Viva on Nov 19, 2009 19:57:26 GMT -5
I was wondering wouldn't it make more sense if it was GanzoBomb Sparks and KCB V. TTS "Champagne" Jay Carroll Vivas La Bio Dome since Ganzo had unfinished business with TTS and Jay Well, now that the vote's been sent out, nothing can be done. I actually had it as you and KCB against TTS and Jay, and Viva against Sparks, but I changed it since you accepted Viva's challenge. Not to mention I wouldn't tag those guys.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 19, 2009 20:12:20 GMT -5
*We see Jessica in the stadium office with U.N. Owen and Mr. E.*
Jessica: Jay...Jay...Jay, let me be honest in saying that the world heavyweight champion does not owe you a match. Just because you call someone out does not mean he should accept your challenge. When Seth was a wrestler, you don't know how many people have been wanting to fight him and yet he knows who is worth his time and who is just a waste of his time. With three challengers to worry about (one wanting to win his first title, one wanting to establish himself as more than just a tag team wrestler, and one who wants to be the first two time world champion), you are sadly just a waste of his time.
The reason Seth booked you vs TTS is because you are a former Heatz Champion and let's be honest, you were never pinned or forced to tap out to lose that belt. To Seth, a rematch for the Heatz Title between you two is something that will help the pay per view. In the end, it is all about business.
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Post by Topher is Human on Nov 19, 2009 20:30:00 GMT -5
Over a year ago now the WWCF saw the formation of the most dominant and impactful faction of all time. The Story... now leading into GookerMania II The Story started to fall apart before it finally came to an end the following NiteRaw. It was the end of an era.
However for one night only, two members from this premier stable will once again team up in the ring together, when The King himself, the one true constant of this business Colt fights along side his protege of past, the man people are calling the future Guiding Light here, Aaron Enigma.
And our opponents? The other half of the In Your Appartment World Title match, The current champion, the franchise of the new generation Jazzman and then you have the incomparable Square... Thank god he's incomparable because last thing we need is another one like him.
Now I don't want to sound over-confident... But I honestly cannot see how these guys can beat us. They have no tag team experience and no reason to get along. Jazzman has to know how ruthless Square can be, hell he proved it this week after our match. Square has to know that the worst off condition that Jazzman is left in after next weeks NiteRaw, the better shot he has to become champion. So late in the match, Jazzman had taken a beating all match... why would Square want to tag himself in?
Me and Enigma? We can work past that because although yes, the worse off our partner is after the match, the better shot we get at IYA, but at the same time we have a mutual respect that dates back to his debut, I helped make him, so we will have eachothers back next week to make sure we both increase our shot at the title in two weeks time. Will we be at eachothers throats after the match? Who knows, in the end it doesn't matter... Because no matter how good of a team we are next week, the moment the PPV hits I will have no hesitation to bring it to my former partner and friend to become champion once again.
So Jazzman, Square... For one night only... get ready to go face to face with The Story on Page One! You totally forget the fact ya kangeroo humper that I am the man that revolutionised tag team wrestling in WWCF, the Revolution of Evolution was the man who made the division into one of the hottest propities and now he is the saviour of the world title. The Non American Heroes are often imitated, hi by the way Marty Jannety or as you like to be called Starshine, but never duplicated. And at Niteraw what will happen is that the future world champion will beat the ever loving crap out of you two and send you home in a ambulance making At Your Aparment a singles match.
I am the Revolution of Evolution and prisoner and Sherlock, your both f***edAlso if you are a heel and have nothing planned for the next few weeks, send me a PM cause I got a idea for something. You revolutionalised Tag Team Wrestling? By the time you and Starshine even got close to the titles the Tag Team Division was already quite established... that and the very moment me and AA joined the division we were able to wipe the floor with you week after the week. Infact I don't think you've ever had a victory over me, so if you're the Revolution of Evolution... I think we're all better off not evolving for quite some time.
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Post by skiller on Nov 19, 2009 20:57:08 GMT -5
The Non American Heroes are often imitated, hi by the way Marty Jannety or as you like to be called Starshine, but never duplicated. Why I... you... cha... he... ooooooh.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2009 21:10:56 GMT -5
The Non American Heroes are often imitated, hi by the way Marty Jannety or as you like to be called Starshine, but never duplicated. Why I... you... cha... he... ooooooh. You got as the kids say Owned
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Nov 19, 2009 21:22:06 GMT -5
Why I... you... cha... he... ooooooh. You got as the kids say Owned *From a Intercom*
Indeed.
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Post by littlenaitch on Nov 20, 2009 1:52:50 GMT -5
You totally forget the fact ya kangeroo humper that I am the man that revolutionised tag team wrestling in WWCF, the Revolution of Evolution was the man who made the division into one of the hottest propities and now he is the saviour of the world title. The Non American Heroes are often imitated, hi by the way Marty Jannety or as you like to be called Starshine, but never duplicated. And at Niteraw what will happen is that the future world champion will beat the ever loving crap out of you two and send you home in a ambulance making At Your Aparment a singles match.
I am the Revolution of Evolution and prisoner and Sherlock, your both f***ed LN- Excuse me Square? Did you say that you and Starshine revolutionized tag team wrestling here in this company? Let me remind you that Tyfo and myself, collectively known as the Southwest Connection, helped put tag team wrestling on the map when this company was formed. We had outstanding matches against the first ever tag team champions StrykerDuckSilence which will go down in history. Also, you and Starshine never beat us for the belts as you two won them after the Southwest Connection unofficially disbanded. So you saying that you revolutionized tag team wrestling is a bigger joke than your chances of winning the World Title in ten days. So Square, get your facts straight before running off at the mouth, ok boy?
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Post by Square on Nov 20, 2009 3:00:33 GMT -5
You totally forget the fact ya kangeroo humper that I am the man that revolutionised tag team wrestling in WWCF, the Revolution of Evolution was the man who made the division into one of the hottest propities and now he is the saviour of the world title. The Non American Heroes are often imitated, hi by the way Marty Jannety or as you like to be called Starshine, but never duplicated. And at Niteraw what will happen is that the future world champion will beat the ever loving crap out of you two and send you home in a ambulance making At Your Aparment a singles match.
I am the Revolution of Evolution and prisoner and Sherlock, your both f***edAlso if you are a heel and have nothing planned for the next few weeks, send me a PM cause I got a idea for something. You revolutionalised Tag Team Wrestling? By the time you and Starshine even got close to the titles the Tag Team Division was already quite established... that and the very moment me and AA joined the division we were able to wipe the floor with you week after the week. Infact I don't think you've ever had a victory over me, so if you're the Revolution of Evolution... I think we're all better off not evolving for quite some time. The reason why the reovlution has not defeated you is that you have a unfair advantage due to illegal substances but does not get picked up by the drug testing for some strange reason
Also fans are not allowed to speak to the wrestlers without permission, so that werid kid who was screaming about him and his life partner should shut up
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