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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2009 0:26:49 GMT -5
I'm not sure what to say, I've enjoyed the time here, but I have to go away for a while (Real life stuff) and I figured what else is there. I'm leaving in three days, so I'll get my promo up and ready before then. EDIT: Damn, it sucks when my mate is using the same computer as me, (I use Firefox, he uses Explorer for DR Jackson) forget the change browsers and post as the wrong person. Colt, if that is the case, then let me say out of character that when the WWCF Hall of Fame gets introduced, you are a first ballot guy. This place will miss alot if you aren't here. I echo these sentiments. One thing I will always take pride in is that I was able to play such a big role in your rise to the top. Good luck with everything. You know you'll be welcome back anytime.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 1, 2009 0:37:30 GMT -5
Well that's a little depressing.
Cue the music for Colt...
No wait, let's wait for his Niteraw Promo for that, come to think of it.
But now it's time for me to get into character.
*clears throat*
*From The Boiler Room*
*Boiler Room Brawler is sitting in a chair, smoking a cigar when he turns to the camera*
Well, well, well...
The General was thoroughly trounced in my Boiler Room.
I'll give you and your... lover points for trying.
It's been a good night for me, BRB, but it hasn't been a good night, for Corporate!
First of all, my man, the Corporate Pain Train Tyfo and ex-Corporate alumnus Littlenaitch, none other than The Southwest Connection, lose to The Headbanger Man and our traitorous boss, that two-faced son of a bitch D-Day Dave?
This is embarassing, this is unbelievable, it's a disgrace!
But to make things worse, my other two main men, The Two Guys Who Seriously Rock, Starshine and Cthulhu, were robbed by The Resistance.
Don't doubt for a second, WWCF Universe, that Corporate is reeling, hungry for retribution, for redemption.
*BRB puts out the cigar by tossing it into the furnace*
And good ole BRB has just the ticket.
And I think we all know whose time has finally come.
You've taken on all of the other challengers, but now it's my turn.
There's no one left to stand in my way, no one to defeat you but me, BRB!
Who am I talking about?
I'm talking about you, M! O! P!
At [insert next PPV name here], it's going to be the IF Champion, M! O! P! against me, B! R! B!
So sleep with your belt M.O.P., because you're in for the worst Christmas ever when I swing my big, massive, pipe wrench straight into your skull, take the IF Championship from you, and show the WWCF Universe what a true champion is like!
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Post by Topher is Human on Dec 1, 2009 0:37:58 GMT -5
I'm not sure what to say, I've enjoyed the time here, but I have to go away for a while (Real life stuff) and I figured what else is there. I'm leaving in three days, so I'll get my promo up and ready before then. EDIT: Damn, it sucks when my mate is using the same computer as me, (I use Firefox, he uses Explorer for DR Jackson) forget the change browsers and post as the wrong person. Colt, if that is the case, then let me say out of character that when the WWCF Hall of Fame gets introduced, you are a first ballot guy. This place will miss alot if you aren't here. Thanks, means alott I'm gonna miss this place alot too. In the years I've been with WrestleCrap this place has easily been the most fun I've had (up there with the Chat Threads). I have no idea how long I'll be away from home for probably going to be months and months, so it looks like this NiteRaw is it for me. I had a feeling it would be, which is why this last month has pretty much been me setting myself as the borderline heel vet to "pass the torch". Thanks heaps guys, Evil M and Above Average, thanks heaps for helping me get started and sticking with me in The Story. Aaron Enigma, it's been real fun watching you progress LittleNaitch, Seth, The Sam and Cthulhu for people the peoples whose feuds really put my character above and beyond. Koda, Stryker, Milo, tyfo, Square, Starshine, TromboneMan, Jazzman, Enigma, M.O.P., everyone who I had mini feuds with who were just so much fun to regularly interact with, it's pleasing to see that most of you are still here making this place continually fun. Last but not least, D-Day, we actually only really interacted once or twice, but if it wasn't for you... well we wouldn't have a WWCF. Also to anyone I didn't mention it's nothing personal, you've all been important to WWCF's progression and I'm thankful just to see you all involved with something that I was a big part of my internet life for over a year now. I might make a couple more posts before I leave in three days, but if not, look out for my kayfabe send off. Thanks guys, now it's someone else's turn to be The Story on Page One.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 1, 2009 0:41:30 GMT -5
Well, more room for me to sneak back into!
I kid. Good luck with............joining the Armed Forces?
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Post by Topher is Human on Dec 1, 2009 0:43:14 GMT -5
Well, more room for me to sneak back into! I kid. Good luck with............joining the Armed Forces? Nah, my work is opening a new office in a new town and I'm one of the people spear-heading it all. So I'm moving to help get it all set up.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 1, 2009 0:44:39 GMT -5
Oh, I see.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 1, 2009 0:48:38 GMT -5
Well, more room for me to sneak back into! I kid. Good luck with............joining the Armed Forces? Nah, my work is opening a new office in a new town and I'm one of the people spear-heading it all. So I'm moving to help get it all set up. Sounds promising, nice to hear some people on the boards are successful. Then again, you don't have to put up with America's terrible economy
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 1, 2009 0:56:39 GMT -5
I've PM'ed my sentiments to Colt (but keep it under wraps ). So what was the decided name for the December PPV? I'm asking because I need to alter it in my promo a few posts back.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2009 1:00:39 GMT -5
I've PM'ed my sentiments to Colt (but keep it under wraps ). So what was the decided name for the December PPV? I'm asking because I need to alter it in my promo a few posts back. It looked like A Very Special WWCF Christmas was winning last time I checked.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 1, 2009 1:01:03 GMT -5
Well, that was exciting.
I once again proved that I can beat anyone Seth Drakin sends at me.
You know, I am aware that Amigo still wants a piece of me, but Boiler Room Brawler and the General have both proven themselves worthy of another shot.
So that's at least three more people I have to beat.
But now is not the time for that.
Right now, there is the matter of the $100,000 I am entitled to as the winner of my match.
Sara and I have some Christmas shopping to do.
And, Cut.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 1, 2009 1:03:07 GMT -5
I've PM'ed my sentiments to Colt (but keep it under wraps ). So what was the decided name for the December PPV? I'm asking because I need to alter it in my promo a few posts back. It looked like A Very Special WWCF Christmas was winning last time I checked. Gotcha. *rewinds the tape* *From The Boiler Room*
*Boiler Room Brawler is sitting in a chair, smoking a cigar when he turns to the camera*
Well, well, well...
The General was thoroughly trounced in my Boiler Room.
I'll give you and your... lover points for trying.
It's been a good night for me, BRB, but it hasn't been a good night, for Corporate!
First of all, my man, the Corporate Pain Train Tyfo and ex-Corporate alumnus Littlenaitch, none other than The Southwest Connection, lose to The Headbanger Man and our traitorous boss, that two-faced son of a bitch D-Day Dave?
This is embarassing, this is unbelievable, it's a disgrace!
But to make things worse, my other two main men, The Two Guys Who Seriously Rock, Starshine and Cthulhu, were robbed by The Resistance.
Don't doubt for a second, WWCF Universe, that Corporate is reeling, hungry for retribution, for redemption.
*BRB puts out the cigar by tossing it into the furnace*
And good ole BRB has just the ticket.
And I think we all know whose time has finally come.
You've taken on all of the other challengers, but now it's my turn.
There's no one left to stand in my way, no one to defeat you but me, BRB!
Who am I talking about?
I'm talking about you, M! O! P!
At A Very Special Wrestlecrap Christmas, it's going to be the IF Champion, M! O! P! against me, B! R! B!
So sleep with your belt M.O.P., because you're in for the worst Christmas ever when I swing my big, massive, pipe wrench straight into your skull, take the IF Championship from you, and show the WWCF Universe what a true champion is like!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 1, 2009 1:08:07 GMT -5
Well, that was exciting.
I once again proved that I can beat anyone Seth Drakin sends at me.
You know, I am aware that Amigo still wants a piece of me, but Boiler Room Brawler and the General have both proven themselves worthy of another shot.
So that's at least three more people I have to beat.
But now is not the time for that.
Right now, there is the matter of the $100,000 I am entitled to as the winner of my match.
Sara and I have some Christmas shopping to do.
And, Cut. *From The Boiler Room*
Wait, what's this?
Another shot at the Hardcore Title?
What a way to rub it in that monkeylover's face!
Hahahaha!
Drakin, I'm telling you, you have to trust in Corporate when I say that I will gladly take that Hardcore Title from Jonathan Michaels, the same one that I tried to take all of those months ago when I was still green here.
And when I take that Hardcore Title from him, I'm going to toss it right into my furnace so that it never comes back, and then I want my title shot with M! O! P![/color]
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Dec 1, 2009 1:34:26 GMT -5
Tremendous show! Sad to hear that King Motor-Colt may be leaving. I wish him luck in his future endeavors.
As for my aftermath, this came from the WWCF website:
*WWCF News Update*
Yellow Jacket was taken to a nearby hospital after his match against Jonathan Michaels for the Hardcore Championship. It was stated that he would need medical attention either way, but the toss from Amigo through the window added salt to the wounds. It is unknown how long YJ will be unable to compete.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Dec 1, 2009 2:37:45 GMT -5
Hey guys I've noticed something looking at the roster page. There are five people who haven't been on the WWCF thread in a long time. Cthulhu, Koda, Buck Futter, Pushkilla, and especially Legion.
I'm gonna send them all PMs to see what is up. I remember sending one to Cthulhu a few weeks ago but never got a reply. I'll give them two weeks and if I get no answer I'll have to put them in the Alumni list.(if Cthulhu isn't interested in coming back I think Starshine could make a great singles run being a veteran member and I believe a WWCf Original)
If anyone from Corporate knows what is up with Cthulhu let me know. I want to try and build up the tag division again(which is partly why I joined Headbanger Man in a tag team) and I'd like everyone in it to be active.
Seeing as how we might be losing a few people I think we should keep our eyes open for any potential new members. We don't want the roster to get too thin. Even look outside of the forum if you think they will be interested.(That is how we got DR Jackson and he has been great.)
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Post by littlenaitch on Dec 1, 2009 2:51:00 GMT -5
Come on Colt, you can't leave without having one more classic with me can you? If it wasn't for me taking exception to you running your mouth off, you probably would not have had the success as quickly as you did. I know you said you're leaving in a couple days, but how bout one more Naitch/Colt classic for old times sake? What do you say friend?
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Dec 1, 2009 3:17:15 GMT -5
Okay I couldn't reach Buck Futter or Pushkilla at all.(can't find their accounts) If anyone knows them let me know. Okay promo time. *The Heavy Metal Express is seen in their lockerroom celebrating their victory over The Southwest Connection. They are drinking beer, bourban, and scotch while listening to W.A.S.P. on their stereo watching groupies dance around them.*
D-Day Dave- I told everyone exactly what was going to happen tonight and so it came to past. The Heavy Metal Express is two and O and nothing is going to slow us down! Naitch and Tyfo I have to admit you are a great team but tonight The Heavy Metal Express took that victory from you the only style we know how........extreme and hardcore!
Maybe you boys should have spent a little more time in the gym and a little less time whining about how big bully D-Day Dave almost sold the WWCF to Disney.
Speaking of that I think everyone should know right now that I was forced as founder and CEO of WWCF to make it more family friendly and profanity free by our highest invested Board Of Directors. Now profanity free is not my style so selling to Disney was my best option. Some people might not like it but I could care less what some people think! But now that the WWCF Board Of Directors got their little golden boy Seth Drakin up there trying to enforce all the little wussie no hardcore rules tonight The Heavy Metal Express showed that we don't give a S*** about Seth Drakin's hardcore free rules!
We are going to keep doing what we have been. That is drinking, rocking, and kicking ass! Anyone who gets in our way will get slapped down by the Heavy Metal Gods in the sky just like The Southwest Connection was tonight!
Now next stop for us is the top of that mountain. That's right. The WWCF Tag Team Championships. I saw The Resistance win it earlier and seeing as how The Heavy Metal Express is undefeated in tag team competition I would take an educated guest in saying that we deserve to be the No. 1 Contenders. So you corporate big whigs in the back better make it happen at the next PPV in December because if not I'm sure we can find a ton of more rules to break!
Why you might ask? Well because that is just what F***ing rock stars do!!
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Post by Viva on Dec 1, 2009 4:32:51 GMT -5
*"Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome! makes his way to the ring. He stands front and center, looks over at his shoulder at the pristinely shined WWCF Tag-Team Championship belt he just earned, and smiles from ear to ear.*
*Chuckles* You know, it's funny. I spend over a year in this company. I bust my ass and in my first month I'm Heatz!!1 champion. I surf around in midcard limbo for 8 months of my career, and the retiring of MiLo Duck gives me an opening to become one half of the new WWCF Tag Team Champions, The Resistance. But these aren't the things that got me my taste of gold...
I spent these last 9 months going by the book. I did everything the right way. I catered to you ungrateful idiots in the crowd, I play by the rules. I decide to buck the system, I decide to do things my way, and within a month I'm a Tag Team Champion. The message I'm trying to send to not only the back but to even the fans watching tonight is that if you want something, you don't wait your turn. You grab what you want by the twig and berries, and you force it into submission. You TAKE what you want.
I did. Not just in these beautiful Tag Team Titles, but in life in general. I'm the one nailing A-List Actresses, Models, and Recording Artists when the cameras turn off. I'm the one who's featured on TMZ.com. I'm the brightest young star in this f***ing company, and I've got news for you, I've actually got talent. I'm not some trust fund baby with a bratty attitude, I'll put my money where my mouth is, and I have time and time again.
A lot of people wanna sit there and judge me. They want to examine my case like a bunch of f***ing psychiatrists. To that I say, look at where my new found attitude has gotten me. To date, since my outburst, I'm a beautiful 3-0. That's right, 3 wins, and 0 losses, and one of those wins was for the belt I have now.
Stryker, look man. I need to talk to you one on one when I say this, and I know what I did could be considered a dick move, but hear me out. You gotta understand that when I ripped you off of Cthulhu, it wasn't personal, it was just business. I'm a selfish bastard and I come by it honestly. When I look down at the WWCF history books, and I see 'The Resistance def. 'Two Guys Who Seriously Rock'', I didn't want to see 'via pinfall by Stryker.' I wanted to see 'via pinfall by "Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome!' You can say a lot of things about me, but the fact of the matter is that hunger that I showed last night in our tag match is the same hunger that keeps us in a lot of matches we could otherwise be counted out of.
All I know is that when the bell rings, we make magic in that ring. If you're willing to put up with my wacky high-jinks, and I'm willing to put up with your reclusive anti-social thing you've got going on, we're in business. We have a long, illustrious title reign ahead of us, and there are quite a few tag teams chomping at the bit to get a piece.
So, to Seth Drakin, I propose a Triple-Threat tag team match to decide who the #1 contenders should be for these beautiful belts.
The three teams I deem worthiest happen to be the following:
Voodoo Champagne The Heavy Metal Express The Southwest Connection
Look, as cheap and stupid as Two Guys Who Seriously Rock are, I feel like they deserve a rematch, and I don't care if I'll stab them in the back, when it comes to defending these belts, I'm going to do so with integrity, so to that, I propose to Seth Drakin that we have our rematch on Niteraw.
Viva Los Resistance, for The Resistance will Stryke you OUT!
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Post by Topher is Human on Dec 1, 2009 4:40:18 GMT -5
Come on Colt, you can't leave without having one more classic with me can you? If it wasn't for me taking exception to you running your mouth off, you probably would not have had the success as quickly as you did. I know you said you're leaving in a couple days, but how bout one more Naitch/Colt classic for old times sake? What do you say friend? Alright, you've twisted my arm. One last Colt/Naitch for the ages... NiteRaw, 7th December 2009, Colt vs Naitch: Final Chapter.
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Post by Tyfo on Dec 1, 2009 5:14:32 GMT -5
Mr. Drakin, I know your listening, and I have just one question for you. WHERE WERE YOU!?!? The Southwest Connection is getting screwed out of our match and your nowhere in sight. But you have the time to cost my buddies Two Guys Who Seriously Rock their Tag Team titles because of some technicality?
They weren't bashing people with chairs to get cheap wins like the Heavy Metal Express was out there tonight.
As the CEO of this great company, I have faith that you can and will make things right.
I also heard DR Jackson out here earlier calling us losers and throwing around offers to BRB. Well, from my vantage point, you weren't doing a lot of winning tonight either pal. How about when you accomplish something in this business, then you can label people however you see fit, rookie.
As for Niteraw next week, I'm in the mood to make a statement. I'm laying down an open challenge. Anyone who thinks they can hang with a former Tag Team and Hardcore Champion, and the current Mr. Money in the Bank, step up. Because I'm feeling like putting somebody out of commission.
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Post by skiller on Dec 1, 2009 5:29:26 GMT -5
Hmm, interesting new developments.
I'll write up a promo after I've given it some thought.
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