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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Dec 1, 2009 7:18:34 GMT -5
Though I won't give anything away currently regarding my injuries, I will state that I won't be competing next week, but I will be present at NiteRaw to make a special announcement.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 1, 2009 8:32:48 GMT -5
*Seth Drakin is seen in his office.*
Seth: I have a few things to say about what happened at In Your Apartment.
First of all, I will be fining Dave $10,000 for the profanity he used in his promo.
Secondly, I wish to send a heartfelt get well to YellowJacket, who was seriously injured in the hardcore match against that ingrate Michaels. I hope you are proud of yourself Michaels, you have taken food off another man's table with your careless actions.
Now onto December, there seems to be a ppv on the horizon and from what I hear, it hasnt been named and there has been nothing to add to it. Therefore, I have decided that the ppv will be known as A Very Special WWCF Christmas. And what will be special about this show, well....the answer is that all of the matches on this show will be straight up regular wrestling matches.
That's right, there will be rules to every match on the card and there will be no hardcore shenanigans that will cause injury to other opponents. So I hope everyone enjoys that show because I know I will be enjoying the finer points of professional wrestling.
To the former tag team champions, Two Guys Who Seriously Rock....I could not have two title matches that you guys were in with The Resistance end in questionable decisions because I would never hear the end of it from the Resistance and from the board of director. I know you guys lost the match, but you do have a rematch clause and I am more than willing to honor that rematch clause, just come to my office one day and we will work out when you get your rematch.
But back to the Heavy Metal Express, who decided to use steel chairs to win their match against The Southwest Connection. Boys, you seem to not take me seriously and since you guys will probably be wrestling at A Very Special WWCF Christmas, I have found a way to make extra sure that you dont use any hardcore weapons at the show. How, you ask? The answer is.......if you use any weapons in any way in your match against your opponents again.......you will be suspended without pay indefinately and you will also never get a shot at the tag team titles as long as I am in power.
Which leaves me to Jonathan, who I am sure will be more than estatic to know that he will not be defending his hardcore title at A Very Special WWCF Christmas, due to the fact that his title match would have to be hardcore and the pay per view will not be having any of that. But dont get too joyful, I have decided to enforce a certain rule on titles that if you do not defend your title by A Very Special WWCF Christmas, then I will legally allowed to strip you of the Hardcore Title. Oh yeah, and dont come at me with some bum off the streets so you can easily win your title defense. You will have to first get approval from me as to who you choose as your opponent.
So to the winners, enjoy your $100,000 dollar bonuses for winning your matches and to the losers, there is always the Christmas bonus that everyone will be getting this year. Hey, I have moral guidelines that I have to live by and Christmas bonuses is something that I must do by my moral code.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2009 11:51:50 GMT -5
Hmmm. I think I picked the wrong PPV to make my return at.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 1, 2009 14:51:41 GMT -5
Hmmm. I think I picked the wrong PPV to make my return at. Knowing your gimmick, yes I would say that you did
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Dec 1, 2009 15:22:41 GMT -5
Sad to see you go Colt. Hope you'll make your return sooner rather than later.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 1, 2009 15:25:08 GMT -5
Save me a spot on Heatz! for a announcement, since Colt has Raw, the stinker.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2009 16:00:23 GMT -5
Great PPV, gents. Especially the main event.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 1, 2009 16:12:23 GMT -5
I spent hours writing that main event lol it was not easy.
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Post by littlenaitch on Dec 1, 2009 17:07:58 GMT -5
We see Littlenaitch fuming in his hotel room when he stares into the camera.
LN- First of all, everyone saw that the Southwest Connection had those punk rockers beat right in the middle of the ring until they decided to use a chair behind the ref's back. We were out wrestling the Heavy Metal Express proving that they can't beat us so they had to use a chair. It just boggles my mind though that Seth Drakin could not be bothered to come out and restart this match or at least disqualify the Heavy Metal Express but he could not be bothered. Now the next time we step inside that ring against the Heavy Metal Express, we will once again out wrestle them and this time there wont be use of any chairs as we will make short work of those punks!!
Now, next week on NiteRaw it is the final bout between yours truly and King Motor-Colt as Colt has announced his retirement. As everyone knows, the two of us have put on some awesome classics over the last year and a half, especially this year at Smurf the World where I defeated Colt to win the World Heavyweight Championship. Colt my friend, I am going to miss you around here as you and I helped put this company on the map and I put you on the map as you beat me in one of your first matches if not your very first. On Monday Colt, our historic rivalry comes to an end but not before we go out there and once again tear the house down like only we can do.
Unlike all our other encounters, neither one of us is aligned with a group so this will be a straight up wrestling match much to the delight of our CEO. Colt, this is a big encounter for me as I look to get back on the winning path as I only have two wins since losing the World Heavyweight Champion which I STILL have not been pinned or made to submit yet. Colt, my journey back to the top starts with you my friend in your last match, I will see you next week my friend.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Dec 1, 2009 17:16:56 GMT -5
I was going to wait until after the show to ask this, but I'll ask it now. Would anybody be interested in placing the PPV's in arenas such as Madison Square Garden? What I mean is, all of the Heatz! and NiteRaws could take place in the Parts Unknown Arena, while our PPV's go into cities such as New York City, Philadelphia, Los Angeles, etc. I made a list of where the next PPV and all of next year's shows would go: Survivor Team Challenge Series 2010- Philadelphia, PennsylvaniaSo, what does everybody think? Looks like a Jay Carroll / YellowJacketY2J megapush to me ;D
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 1, 2009 17:28:25 GMT -5
I'm not going to deny my loss, it was simply me making a mistake and paying for it, much like M.O.P. did the week before when I destroyed him... The way I see it, it's fair justice. I can atleast take pride in knowing M.O.P. is going to have some respiratory problems for a couple days.
Fact of the matter is this, I am the real deal. I can hurt any one on this roster, anyone at all, badly. I've beaten champions and made their life a living hell for the duration of time we are in the ring together.
However I know my place in this company and I know that if I want another crack at M.O.P.'s title I have to work my way back up and earn it... So instead I offer a different challenge to a different brand of superstar.
A month ago when I became the number one contender, I was given an offer to join "Corporate" from the only other superstar who can be seen as physically imposing as myself in Boiler Room Brawler. I never gave him an answer, because I want to make sure I don't associate with losers. He won his match, yes. It's just a shame the rest of his cronies failed miserably tonight. So Boiler Room Brawler, I have an offer for you...
You vs Me next week on NiteRaw... Depending on how this match plays out I may give you the opportunity to drop those losers in Corporate and team up with the Black Dynasty himself.
Neither Enemy Nor Friend, just business associate... Damn Right. *From The Boiler Room*
Ah-ha!
So it appears that it is finally time for Corporate to do some aggressive expansion!
DR Jackson, you seem to doubt all but myself.
So far I still respect you enough to accept your challenge.
After all, I need something to do in the meantime before I take that Hardcore Championship from Jonathan Michaels and melt it down in my furnace and then take the IF Championship from M! O! P! and show the WWCF Universe what a true champion is like.
I can't say that I'll simply join you though, because if there's one thing that describes me, BRB, it's loy-al-ty!
I'll see you at the next Niteraw all right, right in that squared circle, and I'm sure that there will be a hell of a match!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 1, 2009 17:29:30 GMT -5
We see Littlenaitch fuming in his hotel room when he stares into the camera.
LN- First of all, everyone saw that the Southwest Connection had those punk rockers beat right in the middle of the ring until they decided to use a chair behind the ref's back. We were out wrestling the Heavy Metal Express proving that they can't beat us so they had to use a chair. It just boggles my mind though that Seth Drakin could not be bothered to come out and restart this match or at least disqualify the Heavy Metal Express but he could not be bothered. Now the next time we step inside that ring against the Heavy Metal Express, we will once again out wrestle them and this time there wont be use of any chairs as we will make short work of those punks!!
Now, next week on NiteRaw it is the final bout between yours truly and King Motor-Colt as Colt has announced his retirement. As everyone knows, the two of us have put on some awesome classics over the last year and a half, especially this year at Smurf the World where I defeated Colt to win the World Heavyweight Championship. Colt my friend, I am going to miss you around here as you and I helped put this company on the map and I put you on the map as you beat me in one of your first matches if not your very first. On Monday Colt, our historic rivalry comes to an end but not before we go out there and once again tear the house down like only we can do.
Unlike all our other encounters, neither one of us is aligned with a group so this will be a straight up wrestling match much to the delight of our CEO. Colt, this is a big encounter for me as I look to get back on the winning path as I only have two wins since losing the World Heavyweight Champion which I STILL have not been pinned or made to submit yet. Colt, my journey back to the top starts with you my friend in your last match, I will see you next week my friend. OOC: I have an idea of something to do for Motor Colt's last match here and this is the promo to hopefully see if MC and LN like. *Seth is on the phone and seems upset.* Seth: What?? The sponsers want me to do what?? And you all agree??? Look when I said I would return if you allowed me to, I was joking.*Seth listens some more and then sighs.* Seth: Okay.....but you do know that I can't return unless you know who allows me to. *Seth listens some more.* Seth: You know good and well that he and I don't have a good friendship. In fact, we hate each other pure and simple. I don't think he is going to let me return, even if it is for one night only. *Seth listens again and shakes his head.* Seth: Look, I will try and that is the best I can do. Good day to you.*Seth hangs up the phone and looks at the screen while sighing.* Seth: It seems that the board of directors and the sponsors have an idea that since Motor Colt will be competing in his last match, they want me to return to the ring and compete against both Motor Colt and Little Naitch in a triple threat match. However, like I told them, there is only one man who after the board can approve or deny my one night only return and that man is Little Naitch.
LN, I know you hate me and to be honest, I dont particularly like you. But the board wants this match to happen which according to them, will culminate the end of a war that was named Best Feud as well as give next week's NiteRaw some huge ratings. Now for the best of the company, I am willing to go out there and face both of you in a triple threat match so the ball is up in your court. You can either agree to the match and for one night, I will relinquish my rights as CEO and face you and MC in Motor Colt's last match.
So how about it LN, as Motor Colt said....Let's Make History.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 1, 2009 17:41:35 GMT -5
*Amigo is walking down a hallway to the garage at WWCF HQ, when he hears running footsteps*
Still?
*Sparks is chasing after him*
AMIGO, ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!!!
Heh.
*Steps back, and pulls a lever, pulling down a shutter, blocking Sparks out*
So, you want a answer? Well, your query will remain unanswered!
*Walks away, as Sparks pounds on the shutter, and swears*
A new power is rising in WWCF! The earth trembles in fright when he walks, and all but mere specks to him! Today, I bury the past, and rush towards what's really important. No longer shall I babysit some rookie, or mediate between some s***ty filmmaker and Captain Charismaless. On Heatz!, I take my first steps back to the top! I'll show everybody what happens when you successfully manipulate the system!
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Post by Jay Carroll on Dec 1, 2009 17:42:15 GMT -5
*A man about the height and weight of Jay Carroll is stretched out across a desk within the offices of The Lap of Luxury. A closer look shows the man shirtless, doing crunches on top of the desk and sweating profusely. The camera pans across his face and it is indeed Jay Carroll. He begins speaking between crunches without stopping his exercise* Everyone... Thinks..... I'm.... Just.... A rich kid... Who... Drinks too much.... And throws.... Money around... But.. I AM! A Champion! Dammit! Gonna... Get me... Another... Title belt... Sometime soon!....
*Jay finally stops doing crunches and looks dehydrated. His fitness trainer holds him down and pours water all over Jay to cool him off* Mr. Carroll, I told you doing 1000 crunches at a time is just going to kill your midsection! I don't care, as long as I kill the competition in the process. Call TTS, we have a potential tag title shot coming up.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2009 17:45:32 GMT -5
*A man about the height and weight of Jay Carroll is stretched out across a desk within the offices of The Lap of Luxury. A closer look shows the man shirtless, doing crunches on top of the desk and sweating profusely. The camera pans across his face and it is indeed Jay Carroll. He begins speaking between crunches without stopping his exercise* Everyone... Thinks..... I'm.... Just.... A rich kid... Who... Drinks too much.... And throws.... Money around... But.. I AM! A Champion! Dammit! Gonna... Get me... Another... Title belt... Sometime soon!....
*Jay finally stops doing crunches and looks dehydrated. His fitness trainer holds him down and pours water all over Jay to cool him off* Mr. Carroll, I told you doing 1000 crunches at a time is just going to kill your midsection!I don't care, as long as I kill the competition in the process. Call TTS, we have a potential tag title shot coming up. *Appears in a puff of smoke which envelops the trainer when the cloud disperses TTS stands in the trainer's place*
Two things 1.We do? 2.He's not coming back
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Post by Square on Dec 1, 2009 18:06:24 GMT -5
What? What the hell are you wanting? You want the Revolution of Evolution to go crazy about losing in the title match. The man who is wrestling personified went into that match with one intention and that was achived, make sure Enigma does not walk away with the title. And why? Well I guess thats a riddle for the dick to solve. Well that and what the hell is the Saviour of WWCF going to do next. The wind of change is blowing in WWCF and the Revolution of Evolution is ready, and you're f***ed
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Post by littlenaitch on Dec 1, 2009 18:07:04 GMT -5
Seth, I will allow you for one night only to come out of retirement. But, you have to give the Southwest Connection a rematch against the Heavy Metal Express under the rules that you made famous, the Rules of Honor. if you can grant us that match then you can return. So what will it be?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 1, 2009 18:08:22 GMT -5
Seth, I will allow you for one night only to come out of retirement. But, you have to give the Southwest Connection a rematch against the Heavy Metal Express under the rules that you made famous, the Rules of Honor. if you can grant us that match then you can return. So what will it be? Seth: I only have one question, when do you want the Rules of Honor tag match to occur?
PS: I am fining Square 5,000 dollars for his language.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2009 18:08:35 GMT -5
A special match will be held on Heatz!!1 this week to decide the next challenger for the title. More to come.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 1, 2009 18:12:15 GMT -5
Then we have our main event for NiteRaw
One Night Only Triple Threat Match/Motor Colt's Last Match King Motor Colt vs. Little Naitch vs. Seth Drakin
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