Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 1, 2009 15:31:39 GMT -5
On a Friday night? That's the worst time, man! |
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 1, 2009 15:32:27 GMT -5
Let's just say I've seen things that show what's happening...
Also, you can never unsee things. Just throwing that out there.
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Post by Kroot bringing Justice on Dec 1, 2009 15:36:01 GMT -5
THe one time I can't find ICS's peach ball comic and I have the perfect setup.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 1, 2009 15:42:15 GMT -5
Bowser is actually a male prostitute and Peach has a bit of a... wilf side to her. So she keeps stealing Mario's coins so that she can pay him for.... relations. Mario of course is obviously pissed about this and every time he finds out she's been "kidnapped" he marches down to the castle, beats Bowser up in various ways, and drags Peach back to the castle for a beating. And of course nearly all of the citizens of the Kingdom support this because they too think she's a filthy whore. Bowser only tries to impede his progress because almost every time the plumber shows up, he hasn't gotten down to business yet.
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Jay Peas 42
El Dandy
Totally flips out ALL the time.
Is looking forward to a Nation of Domination Kwannza Special.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Dec 1, 2009 15:42:30 GMT -5
Well, let's look at the whole plan.
1. Invade her Kingdom.
2. Conquer her fortresses.
3. Turn people into bricks.
4. Capture her retainers.
4. Win ten rounds in mortal kombat.
5. Martial law and patrol.
6. Capture the Princess.
7. Transform her into an animal.
Sounds like he wants her as part of the invasion. Worked in Phantom Menace, The King Piccollo Saga, The Legend of Zelda, Dragon Quest et al.
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AriadosMan
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Your friendly neighborhood superhero
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Post by AriadosMan on Dec 1, 2009 16:49:12 GMT -5
He discusses art and literature with her.
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Tapout
Hank Scorpio
WWE Creative(TM)
W.W.W.Y.K.I.
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Post by Tapout on Dec 1, 2009 16:55:51 GMT -5
They talk about their feelings and paint each other's toenails while eating microwave s'mores. They also sometimes dish the dirt about which boys are cute.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2009 17:01:10 GMT -5
They talk about their feelings and paint each other's toenails while eating microwave s'mores. They also sometimes dish the dirt about which boys are cute. Actually I think the only reason Bowser captures Peach is cause she's the only one that understands him and his insecurities |
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Post by Mehe is F'n hardcore. on Dec 1, 2009 17:47:32 GMT -5
He plans to take her to a very uncomfortable place.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
Posts: 31,179
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 1, 2009 17:48:43 GMT -5
He plans to take her to a very uncomfortable place. The back of a Volkswagen? |
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Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Made a Terrible Mistake
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Post by Bobeddy on Dec 1, 2009 18:04:29 GMT -5
He tries out his stand-up comedy.
It's mostly just him pointing out the ways that Red Koopa Troopas are different to Green Koopa Troopas.
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Post by Young Game on Dec 1, 2009 18:06:07 GMT -5
They play Sonic The Hedgehog.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Dec 1, 2009 19:00:09 GMT -5
He tries out his stand-up comedy. It's mostly just him pointing out the ways that Red Koopa Troopas are different to Green Koopa Troopas. And he does it like Chappelle. Red Koopa Troopas talk like this...... Green Koopa Troopas talk like this...... |
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