"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 1, 2009 18:05:10 GMT -5
I'll start with two wrestling-related names, although celebrities from all walks of life are welcome to be included.
If Ashley Massaro married Bobby Lashley, her name would be Ashley Lashley.
If Michelle McCool married (and took the last name of) Candice Michelle, she's be Michelle Michelle. Or if she hyphenated, she'd be Michelle McCool-Michelle.
Now you go.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Dec 1, 2009 18:30:22 GMT -5
I'll go with the one everyone's heard.
If Whoopi Goldberg married (when he was alive) Peter Cushing. She would be Whoopi Cushing.
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sebulba
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Glass ceiling?!! What glass ceiling?
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Post by sebulba on Dec 1, 2009 19:39:02 GMT -5
I'll go with the one everyone's heard. If Whoopi Goldberg married (when he was alive) Peter Cushing. She would be Whoopi Cushing. You, sir, are now my new hero. EPIC WIN
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Post by El Gray on Dec 1, 2009 19:46:29 GMT -5
If Taylor Swift marries Taylor Lautner, they would both be called Taylor Lautner.
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 1, 2009 19:58:12 GMT -5
Ivana Trump marries Neil Diamond: Ivana Diamond. They divorce, and she married Jack Nicklaus (but hyphenates her name): Ivana Diamond-Nicklaus. Say it out loud if you must.....
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Post by Threadkiller [Classic] on Dec 1, 2009 23:09:11 GMT -5
If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, divorced him, and married Elton John, her name would be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.
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Post by MCMGM on Dec 1, 2009 23:55:04 GMT -5
I'll go with the one everyone's heard. If Whoopi Goldberg married (when he was alive) Peter Cushing. She would be Whoopi Cushing. [/thread.]
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El Pollo Guerrera
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His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Dec 2, 2009 0:08:50 GMT -5
If Taylor Swift marries Taylor Lautner, they would both be called Taylor Lautner. I do know a man and wife with the same first name: Stacy.
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Dec 2, 2009 0:11:38 GMT -5
I remember on Cheap Seats once they were making fun of a spelling bee, and one of the speller's names was Mary Dick or something like that. They said that if she and Luther Head got married and they decided to hyphenate, they'd run into some problems.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2009 1:55:25 GMT -5
If Lady Gaga married Kosuke Fukudome frat boys everywhere would be in Heaven
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Dec 2, 2009 2:12:14 GMT -5
my parents went to school with a girl whos first name was Annabell and she hated being Annabell so much that she legally changed here name to just Anna
then she married a man whos last name was Bell
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Dec 2, 2009 2:12:14 GMT -5
If Sean Young married Andy Dick, she'd be Sean Young-Dick
If Nicole Richie married Buddy Rich, she'd be Nicole Richie-Rich
If Mickie James married Stanley Mouse she'd be Mickie Mouse
If Scarlet Johanson married David Letterman she'd be Scarlet Letterman
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Post by Young Game on Dec 2, 2009 2:49:36 GMT -5
Please do attend: The James-Hetfield wedding.
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Post by default on Dec 2, 2009 5:28:53 GMT -5
If Kitty Carlisle had married Conway Twitty, she'd have been Kitty Twitty.
If Australian Rugby player Ben Kennedy married Australian Soccer Player Joshua Kennedy he'd be Ben Kennedy-Kennedy
If Playmate Kendra Baskett were to divorce former Philadelphia Eagle and now Colt Hank Baskett and marry current Philadelphia Eagle Leonard Weaver and keep her old name, she'd be Kendra Baskett Weaver.
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