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Post by The Tank on Nov 26, 2009 19:19:30 GMT -5
I would make this a poll, but I'm not going to at the risk of forgetting more than one that people may have thought was the worst.
Now, we've all seen a video game movie. And it's more or less unanimous that video game movie = FAIL. But, which of these debaucheries would you list as the worst of the worst in your opinion?
For me, there's no contest: Resident Evil Extinction. There were plenty of bad things in the first two Resident Evil movies, but at least they felt like Resident Evil movies. (Terrible Resident Evil movies, but I digress.)
Extinction was basically just SuperAlice slaughtering zombies like some sort of Jean Grey/Rambo hybrid while the zombies occasionally slaughtered a bunch of nameless schmucks and two incompetent gits who just happened to share names with characters from a video game series you might have played called.....I don't remember, Resident Hazard or something. But don't worry, none of those characters mattered.
And now it's your turn, 'Crappers: What's the worst video game movie in your book?
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Nov 26, 2009 19:23:19 GMT -5
Doom
Just AWFUL.
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Nov 26, 2009 19:24:21 GMT -5
House of the Dead by Uwe Boll. *vomits*
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Nov 26, 2009 19:26:34 GMT -5
House of the Dead by Uwe Boll. *vomits* Seconded. Though that new King of Fighters movie coming out just may out-crap this one...  |
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Post by Zombie Mod on Nov 26, 2009 19:27:00 GMT -5
silent hill.
alone in the dark.
streetfighter.
mortal kombat 2.
vampire rayne (i think thats what the games/movie was called.).
i'm sure there was a few more but thats all i can think of off the top of my head.
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Post by Free Hat on Nov 26, 2009 19:30:33 GMT -5
I don't know. I try to avoid these movies like a plague so I haven't seen any of the more recent ones. The worst one I've ever seen is probably Mortal Kombat Annihilation. The first movie wasn't good, but it was at least fun in a campy sort of way. Annihilation was just dreadful.
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Post by J is Justice on Nov 26, 2009 19:35:02 GMT -5
Street Fighter.
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Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on Nov 26, 2009 19:37:36 GMT -5
The Wizard? That's a movie ABOUT video games....
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Post by theganzobomb on Nov 26, 2009 19:38:02 GMT -5
Mario Brothers
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Post by polexia on Nov 26, 2009 19:43:07 GMT -5
i don;t have a problem with video game movies, but "Dungon Seige: In the name of the king" was kinds booring.
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Post by ♥ Bunnyslinger ♥ on Nov 26, 2009 19:46:38 GMT -5
Let's be honest, they're all bad. but worst? Streetfighter.
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Post by Jiren on Nov 26, 2009 19:51:17 GMT -5
Super Mario Bros, WTF were they thinking.
I think Mortal Kombat, Silent Hill & Street Fighter (Anime) have been the only decent Video game movies
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Post by THE Baldy Kendrick on Nov 26, 2009 19:55:42 GMT -5
Alone in the Dark.
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Nov 26, 2009 20:01:25 GMT -5
House of the Dead by Uwe Boll. *vomits* Seconded. Though that new King of Fighters movie coming out just may out-crap this one... There's a King of Fighters movie?! Also, I know it wasn't good but why would some one put Silent Hill up with House Of The Dead and Alone In The Dark in terms of suckiness? |
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Nov 26, 2009 20:26:00 GMT -5
Seconded. Though that new King of Fighters movie coming out just may out-crap this one... There's a King of Fighters movie?! Also, I know it wasn't good but why would some one put Silent Hill up with House Of The Dead and Alone In The Dark in terms of suckiness? BAH GAWD! There is....unfortunately. www.kofthemovie.com/ God help us all.  |
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Nov 26, 2009 20:31:53 GMT -5
Let's be honest, they're all bad. but worst? Streetfighter. Street Fighter at least has enough cheesiness to be entertaining. MK Annihilation on the other hand was a clusterf***. |
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Nov 26, 2009 20:31:46 GMT -5
^To quote Wonder Woman, 'Hera help us'...
Oh but if it's not as bad as this...
*picture waaay too big but it's Dead Or Alive*
..can we consider it a success?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2009 20:36:24 GMT -5
Just about all of them
Hell it would be easir to make the thread about a GOOD one
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Post by bob on Nov 26, 2009 20:42:41 GMT -5
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Nov 26, 2009 20:45:44 GMT -5
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation that what i was gonna say, it was 10 pounds of shit in and 5 pound bag |
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