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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2009 22:56:50 GMT -5
Pirates was at one time the most expensive porn movie ever made till the sequel came out. Here is the story:
I met this girl in a college party last Friday. She thinks I'm the funniest guy ever and I think she's f***ing hilarious. I got her number by the end of the party and made a promise that we have to be party buddies.
Apparently sometime this weekend we're suppose to party together. But before that she suggested we should watch Pirates first. I'm not even sure if this is a date or not since we established we don't want to date or don't want to fool around with each other. But she invited me to watch Pirates on Blu Ray with her. What could this mean?
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Post by The Tank on Nov 26, 2009 22:59:00 GMT -5
1. Are you sure she doesn't mean Pirates of the Caribbean or something?
2. To answer your question: Whatever it means, DO IT.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2009 22:59:42 GMT -5
1. Are you sure she doesn't mean Pirates of the Caribbean or something? 2. To answer your question: Whatever it means, DO IT. Did you miss the part where he said it's a Porn? |
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Nov 26, 2009 22:59:45 GMT -5
There's an R-rated cut of Pirates available, FWIW.
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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Nov 26, 2009 23:00:29 GMT -5
Do it man, this could go down as the greatest date ever! Also maybe she has a good taste in porn.
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Nov 26, 2009 23:01:47 GMT -5
Ok 1. I thought you meant Pirates/Caribbean.  ..and 2. I have no idea, if I ever have conversion with an attractive girl and it involves porn movies and 'party' games of where's the bush then I'll probably be dreaming and it wouldn't be real. PS, 3. You didn't happen to sell your soul at a crossroads for a f*** buddy did ya?  |
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Nov 26, 2009 23:10:39 GMT -5
It didn't occur to you to ask her to clarify which Pirates movie she meant, did it?
You can approach it delicately. Ask if she meant Pirates of the Caribbean. If yes, and she asks what you meant, say you weren't sure which Pirate movie, since there's a lot of them out there.
On the other hand, if she says no, and that she DID mean the porno...
...well, I don't really see any issue there. ;D
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2009 23:12:25 GMT -5
Yes it's not Pirates of the Caribbean. I know this because I replied back with I love porn. She lol'd.
No I didn't sell at the crossroads for this. Apparently I was talking to her hot friend earlier about music and they were both impressed with my tastes of music. Then I found someone's lost camera and took a picture inside my pants. When she saw that, she forgave me and the guys team beating her and the girls team earlier in beer pong and I became her new best friend.
This is the only good thing going on in my life right now lol.
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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Nov 26, 2009 23:13:16 GMT -5
Just go into with an open mind. If it was Pirates of the Caribbean, then it's that. If it's Pirates the highly praised, high budget pornographic film, you have a date. Maybe she would like to use the moves from the movie, on you. It's a win win situation my friend.
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Nov 26, 2009 23:17:11 GMT -5
Yes it's not Pirates of the Caribbean. I know this because I replied back with I love porn. She lol'd. No I didn't sell at the crossroads for this. Apparently I was talking to her hot friend earlier about music and they were both impressed with my tastes of music. Then I found someone's lost camera and took a picture inside my pants. When she saw that, she forgave me and the guys team beating her and the girls team earlier in beer pong and I became her new best friend. This is the only good thing going on in my life right now lol. Hey if a person you find attractive likes the look of your junk then I think it's safe to say that's a Green Light to fun times ahead. |
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Nov 26, 2009 23:24:05 GMT -5
If it's the actual porn movie, you better bring a condom buddy! |
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Nov 26, 2009 23:26:07 GMT -5
Yes it's not Pirates of the Caribbean. I know this because I replied back with I love porn. She lol'd. No I didn't sell at the crossroads for this. Apparently I was talking to her hot friend earlier about music and they were both impressed with my tastes of music. Then I found someone's lost camera and took a picture inside my pants. When she saw that, she forgave me and the guys team beating her and the girls team earlier in beer pong and I became her new best friend. This is the only good thing going on in my life right now lol. Hey if a person you find attractive likes the look of your junk then I think it's safe to say that's a Green Light to fun times ahead.  |
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Nov 26, 2009 23:31:23 GMT -5
That's correct, Soundwave!
I know from personal experience.
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Nov 26, 2009 23:33:50 GMT -5
That's correct, Soundwave! I know from personal experience. And knowing is half the battle!  |
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Post by Franchise on Nov 26, 2009 23:41:09 GMT -5
If it's the porn, come prepared. She may say she doesn't want to mess around or anything, but a girl I once dated said that...and boy did that change.
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Post by Chainsaw on Nov 27, 2009 0:30:31 GMT -5
Note to self: spend rest of weekend envying SuperSweetCottageCheese.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Nov 27, 2009 0:45:03 GMT -5
this maybe the greatest thing ive ever read, this can only end well
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Post by Insomniac on Nov 27, 2009 0:46:18 GMT -5
It's a pretty decent movie. The story is a bit far-fetched, but the acting is superb.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Nov 27, 2009 0:50:33 GMT -5
It's a pretty decent movie. The story is a bit far-fetched, but the acting is superb. Acting in a porn movie that goes beyond "Ohh, ahhh, ohhh, ahh"? |
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Post by Jiren on Nov 27, 2009 0:52:25 GMT -5
It's a good porno, Much better than "Pirates Of the Carrabean: At Worlds End"
That movie sucked
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