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Post by jameson34656 on Nov 27, 2009 1:00:16 GMT -5
I am in love with this thread.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2009 1:32:56 GMT -5
Since I inspired many people's lives in this thread I'm going to keep daily updates when the day happens. I think it'll happen on Saturday, Sunday, or Monday just because college has been really busy lately.
Also no she didn't see my junk for it wasn't her camera. Actually she might have if she looked at the picture history.
I would also would like to thank all of you wrestlecrappers so far with your advice and putting a smile on my face. I really needed one. You're the best board ever!
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Post by The Charismatic Enabeler on Nov 27, 2009 1:59:19 GMT -5
Ok. So there's a girl, porn and a hot friend involved? My God, man, words just fail me. To quote "There's Something About Mary" you must have a horseshoe up your a$$, my man.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2009 19:25:07 GMT -5
Ok guys. I didn't watch Pirates. But I got some. She is also going to school for massage therapy so she got rid of that damn kink in my neck.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Nov 29, 2009 21:27:43 GMT -5
And here I thought there was a movie called "Pirates On A First Date." I must admit I'm disappointed.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Nov 29, 2009 21:31:30 GMT -5
Show up with DVDs of every pirate movie you can get your hands on, including the porno (you can always claim that you did not know what it was). Bonus points if you show up with an Errol Flynn movie.
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Post by THE Baldy Kendrick on Nov 29, 2009 21:32:00 GMT -5
There are some things that weren't meant to be seen in high definition, and porn is one of them.
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Post by Cela on Nov 29, 2009 21:33:27 GMT -5
So you had massage sex, how does that even work?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Nov 29, 2009 21:37:48 GMT -5
And here I thought there was a movie called "Pirates On A First Date." I must admit I'm disappointed. That'd be awesome, dude with a pegleg and an eyepatch on a date bowling, and he throws the ball down the wrong lane with a 'Yarrr, me depth perception ain't what it used to be'
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Post by theryno665 on Nov 29, 2009 21:43:50 GMT -5
There are some things that weren't meant to be seen in high definition, and porn is one of them. Yeah, for all the info in this thread, what got my attention was that she owns Pirates...on Blu-Ray! Get ready to see a bunch of boob job scars and butt zits!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Nov 29, 2009 21:55:34 GMT -5
And here I thought there was a movie called "Pirates On A First Date." I must admit I'm disappointed. That'd be awesome, dude with a pegleg and an eyepatch on a date bowling, and he throws the ball down the wrong lane with a 'Yarrr, me depth perception ain't what it used to be' I know what I am saying the next time I roll a gutter ball.
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Post by Franchise on Nov 29, 2009 22:50:27 GMT -5
Well done sir, next time watch Pirates. No more "she possibly wants to bone" shit...now you know. Giver son!
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