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Post by G✇JI☈A on Nov 27, 2009 19:26:40 GMT -5
I was at the cinema last night and I saw a pretty bad poster for an upcoming movie that was also looked quietly disturbing: You ready for this? OK (I put it in the spoiler box cause I think it's NSFW): {Spoiler} I mean Ugh! Baldwin looks like he just.... I won't finish that sentence So where is Steve Martin in that poster? Mama: *Smashes Plate* DAMN! DAMN!! DAMN!!!Seriously the scariest movie poster I have ever seen. Anyway I also hate the Matthew McConaughey RomCom posters. I would post one but they make me want to punch my monitor screen whenever I see one OK what are yours?
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polexia
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Post by polexia on Nov 27, 2009 20:14:37 GMT -5
yes that is one awful, poster for what i consider to be an awful movie.
i cannot really say what i think is the worst poster since most movies as of late have more then 1 poster as the relase date draws closer.
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theryno665
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Post by theryno665 on Nov 27, 2009 20:25:20 GMT -5
It's a drawing but it could be considered NSFW {Spoiler} Though some might consider this one awesome... possibly nsfw {Spoiler} Oddly enough, the only ones of these I believe are actual movies are the ones in spoiler tags.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Nov 27, 2009 22:02:26 GMT -5
The Polish poster for Godzilla vs MechaGodzilla. No need to focus on the monsters, here's some disco dork in bellbottoms!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 27, 2009 22:17:01 GMT -5
Thankskilling...............I must find that movie.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Nov 27, 2009 22:28:12 GMT -5
I found the Evil Angel hidden spoiler to be a turn on.
Otherwise, most of those posters are just horrible.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2009 23:26:43 GMT -5
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 27, 2009 23:55:41 GMT -5
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Mac
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Post by Mac on Nov 28, 2009 0:00:57 GMT -5
Yeah... I mean... Im seldomly speechless but WTF? No seriously WTF
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Post by Lick Ness Monster on Nov 28, 2009 0:10:40 GMT -5
Granted, the movie sucked almost as hard, but I gotta go with... Let's see, what should we do for this one, fellow marketing gurus...I know, let's just have the two leads make "funny" faces.
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El Pollo Guerrera
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Nov 28, 2009 0:35:29 GMT -5
Wow. Those Polish movie posters are insane.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Nov 28, 2009 0:38:30 GMT -5
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Bub (BLM)
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Nov 28, 2009 0:43:39 GMT -5
I remember seeing the giant, 20 foot version of this hanging on the front of one of our Loew's theaters and wondering if it was for "Nicholas Cage: The Movie".
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AriadosMan
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Post by AriadosMan on Nov 28, 2009 0:44:56 GMT -5
As bad as Something's Gotta Give poster is, at least its not another "Zardoz Head" shot of the lead actor. I really hate those.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Nov 28, 2009 0:47:31 GMT -5
Wow...way to put emphasis on Cage's horribly receding hairline. He looks like a young Captain Picard with a blue wash right there.
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Post by wildojinx on Nov 28, 2009 1:09:52 GMT -5
That Godzilla one is laughable. If Jaleel's trying to get over the urkel image, making a "did i do that" face doesnt help matters.
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Slim Loves Lily
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Nov 28, 2009 1:10:53 GMT -5
.....I actually like the One Flew Over The Cukoo's Nest poster.
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Post by PaperStreetBrigade on Nov 28, 2009 2:55:57 GMT -5
Okay, since most of these are former Eastern Block countries, I'm going to guess what happened. Since most of the posters are generally the same type of artwork, they probably had some law saying a certain (Or all) number of movie posters had to be done by local artists. The artists of course aren't going to care about Marketing, or apparently the picture that much. So either A: They saw the Eastern poster and re:imagined it or B: They saw five minutes of the film and did whatever the hell they wanted with the loosest connection to the film humanly possible. The Movie studios probably had no say over what the artists had done, and when the posters came no where near what the movie was they just had to live with it.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Nov 28, 2009 3:27:16 GMT -5
how f***ed up does kate hudson look, this haunts me in my dreams
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Nov 28, 2009 14:29:52 GMT -5
It would be awesome if they hadn't obviously and blatantly stole it from one of the greatest movies of all time.....................
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