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Post by hypnoticgenes on Nov 28, 2009 13:47:04 GMT -5
Whenever Mario is riding Yoshi and he wants our favorite little green dinosaur to eat something, he smacks poor Yoshi in the back of the head. Somebody put the call out the the MKASPCA.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Nov 28, 2009 13:49:06 GMT -5
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Jay Peas 42
El Dandy
Totally flips out ALL the time.
Is looking forward to a Nation of Domination Kwannza Special.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Nov 28, 2009 13:49:46 GMT -5
He always finds his way home.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Nov 28, 2009 13:49:57 GMT -5
 Cuz he's an ass. Edit: Great minds think alike. |
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Nov 28, 2009 14:08:58 GMT -5
It goes back to simple dinosaur-human relations, and it has for a long time. The NAADC has fought for their rights but it's simple ignorance. Mario refuses to see him as anything other than a tool to get what he wants, when he has feelings too.
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Nov 28, 2009 16:54:55 GMT -5
Check the artwork in the Super Mario World instructions manual. He's actually pointing, not smacking.
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AFN: Judge Shred
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wanted to change his doohicky.
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Nov 28, 2009 17:01:21 GMT -5
It is the same as spurring a horse, except Mario's legs are too short to kick Yoshi, so he punches him. And he has too, Yoshi isn't even smart enough to eat on his own, or not run in to a pit and die.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 28, 2009 18:03:39 GMT -5
Check the artwork in the Super Mario World instructions manual. He's actually pointing, not smacking. thought this as well. |
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Post by D2: Sweet & Sour Edition on Nov 28, 2009 18:06:38 GMT -5
So...is it Dino Punch instead of Donkey Punch?
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Nov 28, 2009 18:39:07 GMT -5
To make up for all the times Yoshi lost him when he was a baby, they really need couples counciling.
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bob
Backup Wench
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Nov 28, 2009 19:34:04 GMT -5
because Yoshi likes it
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Post by The Charismatic Enabeler on Nov 28, 2009 19:37:17 GMT -5
He doesn't HAVE to. It's a little known fact that after they made Luigis Mansion Mario became very bitter about being slighted and turned to drinking. And he's a mean drunk who likes to pick on things weaker than him.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Nov 28, 2009 19:46:00 GMT -5
Because Mario is a vengeful dick. Yoshi may have saved his life when he was a baby but he was frickin uncomfortable.
Mario does not forget.
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hughmorris
Bubba Ho-Tep
Resistance is Futile!
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Post by hughmorris on Nov 28, 2009 22:39:29 GMT -5
Mario is abusive and controlling who is only out for himself.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Nov 29, 2009 0:26:38 GMT -5
Because Mario is a vengeful dick. Yoshi may have saved his life when he was a baby but he was frickin uncomfortable. Mario does not forget. Ridiculous. Who doesn't enjoy being knocked off a dinosaur and floating away for some reason in a bubble everytime they touch something remotely threatening? |
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Grimlock
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Post by Big L on Nov 29, 2009 1:01:52 GMT -5
bc he's a stupid bathturd!!
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