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Post by forgottensinpwf on Nov 24, 2009 20:13:30 GMT -5
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Nov 24, 2009 20:55:52 GMT -5
I said it last week and I'll say it this week.
Dude's been on a roll lately.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Nov 24, 2009 21:09:20 GMT -5
a musical number? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
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Convoy
El Dandy
Rusev admits to being a sex addict to large applause.
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Post by Convoy on Nov 24, 2009 21:10:25 GMT -5
I actually love this movie, but I'll see what he has to say about it.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Nov 24, 2009 21:21:32 GMT -5
I loved this movie growing up. Wouldn't mid hearing what he has to say.
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Post by The Tank on Nov 24, 2009 21:37:14 GMT -5
a musical number? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY? Why? Why? {Spoiler}[glow=red,2,300]BIG-LIPPED STARVING CHILDREN MOMENT!!![/glow] That's why. Seriously........ouch. That movie looks atrocious. |
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mattperiolat
King Koopa
Thank you, Brodie... for everything.
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Post by mattperiolat on Nov 24, 2009 21:41:30 GMT -5
"My God... it's full of (fill in the blank)"
Seriously, this movie looks like the worst thing he's ever reviewed and that's saying something. Nice call backs and some surprises (THAT was the girl from A League of Their Own???), but nothing could save us from this horrible movie.
Not even I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!!!
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Post by toddpolt on Nov 24, 2009 21:55:22 GMT -5
To be fair, I think I get the artistic reason behind the comic book panel shots. Doesn't work, but it tried to be part of the tongue & cheek aware-of-its-origins-and-universe sort of thing.
Same with that musical number. Again doesn't work, but if I remember right from surviving Tank Girl years back on Showtime....that was the point.
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Post by Free Hat on Nov 24, 2009 21:55:59 GMT -5
I haven't seen or even heard of this movie until now, but it looks like torture . The whole thing looks really bizarre, which could be a good thing in the right hands, but what I've seen here gives me the impression that it's just stupid. It doesn't look worse than that animated Titanic movie, but it's up there.
Pretty good review this week. Like someone said he's been on a roll lately, although admittedly I found his Judge Dredd review last week to be a bit of a letdown.
Oh and I'm totally with him on Lori Petty's voice. To this day I still find any episode of Superman TAS featuring Livewire to be unwatchable.
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Post by wildojinx on Nov 24, 2009 21:57:57 GMT -5
I actually wanted to see this in 1995. Looking at this review its probably a good thing that i never did.
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Triple Kelly
Vegeta
Not once, twice, but three times a Kelly
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Post by Triple Kelly on Nov 24, 2009 22:03:15 GMT -5
"HA! Baywatch! It's funny because it existed!"
Doug's reaction to Tank Girl kissing Naomi Watts in front of the guard made me LOL.
And did he just diss Jeff Dunham? Ugh. Goddammit, Doug, I WAS FROZEN TO-DAAAY!
Potential Pedophilia interrupted by a SPONTANEOUS MUSICAL NUMBER! Good lord this movie bites.
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Post by Michael Coello on Nov 24, 2009 22:16:25 GMT -5
Wait, was the pedophile actually IGGY F'N POP?!
Yeah, a big spontanious musical number happens with a hostage situation, and no one bothers to get the gun away when the woman is SIGNING THE SONG!!
And it's sad when I rather root for President John Henry Eden than Harley Quinn's retarded sister. Also, he did Metalocalypse. What's that bitch ever done besides be the girl in a Pauly Shore movie.?
God, this movie sucks.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Nov 24, 2009 22:31:41 GMT -5
Quit pickin' on my girlfriend!
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Nov 24, 2009 22:34:54 GMT -5
Doug's mugging is getting really annoying. I didn't make it half way through.
And stop trying to create memes.
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Nov 24, 2009 22:40:11 GMT -5
Wait, that WASN'T Gwen Stefani?
All these years growing up I actually thought it was.
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
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Post by Jiren on Nov 24, 2009 22:55:55 GMT -5
This movie sucks not even in the Troll 2 kind of way.
Lori Petty is just horrid (She was terrible in Point Break too)
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andrew8798
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on 24/7 this month
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Post by andrew8798 on Nov 24, 2009 22:58:54 GMT -5
Next week's review is Jack Frost the one starring Michael Keaton
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Nov 24, 2009 23:13:25 GMT -5
Next week's review is Jack Frost the one starring Michael Keaton Here's hoping he references the fact that there's another movie called Jack Frost about a man reincarnated into a snowman....only.... {Spoiler}He's EVIL!
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Nov 24, 2009 23:34:01 GMT -5
I really don't know which is worst. This or Garbage Pail Kids? I really cannot imagine anyone surviving this movie.
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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Nov 24, 2009 23:47:49 GMT -5
It's not that bad of a movie really.
Honestly if you think this movie's bad I could name a bunch of movies that are worse.
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