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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 5, 2009 23:08:44 GMT -5
Dave, you seem like an OK guy, so I hope being pessimistic doesn't mean you're easily offended, but you've given me no choice but to bring in my personal role model R. Lee Ermey. ![](http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/c/c6/Ermey.jpg) YOU MANGY LITTLE SCUMBAG SACK OF SHIT! MAN THE f*** UP AND ASK THIS GIRL OUT! IF YOU DON'T I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULLf*** YOU, YOU GODDAMNED COMMUNIST HEATHEN!
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Post by Insomniac on Dec 5, 2009 23:16:34 GMT -5
The way I see it, you have two options: 1) Ask the girl out. 2) Let someone else step in while you waste time cleaning your vagina. The choice is yours and yours alone ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by Kash Flagg on Dec 5, 2009 23:45:12 GMT -5
So like, everything about her screams "DO IT, DAVE! GO AFTER HER!" And then I suddenly remember that I'm a pessimistic son of a bitch, and all I can think about afterwards is how I so totally don't deserve a girl like that. And then I black out because my brain pretty much fights itself in situations like that. I have no idea why I'm telling you this story. I feel like a real wuss whenever I have to complain like this. Son, Henry Ford was a visionary American industrialist who changed the face of America, and industry, forever. He once said the following: "If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." He also carried an axe whenever he was outside his home for fear of being locked out.
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Post by Error on Dec 5, 2009 23:46:38 GMT -5
Son, Henry Ford was a visionary American industrialist who changed the face of America, and industry, forever. He once said the following: "If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." He also carried an axe whenever he was outside his home for fear of being locked out. I usually just carry two sets of keys and have one hidden but, cannot argue with what works.
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Post by Tapout on Dec 6, 2009 3:28:45 GMT -5
He also carried an axe whenever he was outside his home for fear of being locked out. For the record: this, also, is extremely useful dating advice.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 6, 2009 3:55:42 GMT -5
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
It's what you do not do that you regret.
"You son of a bitches want to live forever?!"
COME ON AND KISS DE GIRL!
Okay, so maybe those last two are not applicable here, but you get the idea.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Dec 6, 2009 11:25:39 GMT -5
Since I've moved to a different city, I met (sorta, we're hardly even acquainted) this girl that frequents, of all things, an anime club that I joined. And she's like...perfect. She's smart, she's funny, she's hella pretty....she likes David Bowie, which is like...awesome...and she cosplays. She freakin' cosplays! When I saw her at an anime convention a few weeks ago, she was cosplaying as a steam punk character. Thats so rad on so many levels. So like, everything about her screams "DO IT, DAVE! GO AFTER HER!" And then I suddenly remember that I'm a pessimistic son of a bitch, and all I can think about afterwards is how I so totally don't deserve a girl like that. And then I black out because my brain pretty much fights itself in situations like that. I have no idea why I'm telling you this story. I feel like a real wuss whenever I have to complain like this. So, you're not even acquainted? So, like, you and her haven't even communicated? Hmm. Well in that case young man, try to imagine that warm feeling you get when you think about her. Imagine the romantic times at romantic places that you and her could be having together. Imagine the affect that this wonderful, sweet, cute girl with awesome taste in music could have in your life, on your outlook, on your happiness, on your contribution to the world. You got them? Now imagine waiting a week or three, finally gathering up the courage, storming up to your anime club... and seeing her being pawed by some slack-jawed, greasy, Neanderthal freak show who she " just met a couple of days ago". The kind of guy who thinks that cosplay is city in Canada, who thinks steam punk is a kind of music, who thinks David Bowie is "that dude from that Batman movie". Someone who deserves her even less than you. Now, go ask her out.
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Post by Shy Guy on Dec 6, 2009 11:37:29 GMT -5
The way I see it, you have two options: 1) Ask the girl out. 2) Let someone else step in while you waste time cleaning your vagina. seriously. grow a pair and do it, dave.
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Post by Brother Coyote on Dec 6, 2009 17:51:52 GMT -5
She cosplays steampunk... thats win right there sir.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Dec 6, 2009 18:43:33 GMT -5
GO SON!
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 6, 2009 18:54:15 GMT -5
Dave, let me put to you this way:
If I can do it, and more then once mind you, anybody can.
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Post by invaderdave on Dec 7, 2009 16:08:45 GMT -5
So, I'm kind of going in for it tomorrow.
What should I do? What should I say? Is anyone else as hot as I am right now? I'M SWEATING. WHYYY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE?
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Post by Viva on Dec 7, 2009 16:14:46 GMT -5
Just tell her that you think you two have a lot in common, and you'd like to take her out for coffee. It's not that difficult. If you overthink about it you will crash and burn because the desperation will be easily visable. Just remain calm and be confident.
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Post by biafra on Dec 7, 2009 16:15:11 GMT -5
So, I'm kind of going in for it tomorrow. What should I do? What should I say? Is anyone else as hot as I am right now? I'M SWEATING. WHYYY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE? Be yourself and make her laugh. talk about the things you have in common interest. Don't pressure yourself, or her. Just approach it the way you would if it were anyone else with common interests. You know, even if it does work out at the very least you won't have a "what if" if you try.
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Post by invaderdave on Dec 9, 2009 1:14:05 GMT -5
Well, I went for it. And she shot me down.
Thanks a lot, guys.
...Just kidding, it wasn't so bad. I asked her if she'd like to get coffee sometime, and she explained that she's had the same boyfriend for four years. Hey, good for her, I'm glad she found someone to stick with.
So, she told me she appreciated my effort, and actually admired the spunk I showed by giving it a shot. I really don't mind being "the friend," because there's worse things.
So, I'm not mad. I'm not even sad. Its just back to square one for ol' Davey.
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Dec 9, 2009 1:15:21 GMT -5
Son, Henry Ford was a visionary American industrialist who changed the face of America, and industry, forever. He once said the following: "If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." He also carried an axe whenever he was outside his home for fear of being locked out. I do as well.
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Post by Viva on Dec 9, 2009 1:16:52 GMT -5
Well, I went for it. And she shot me down. Thanks a lot, guys. ...Just kidding, it wasn't so bad. I asked her if she'd like to get coffee sometime, and she explained that she's had the same boyfriend for four years. Hey, good for her, I'm glad she found someone to stick with. So, she told me she appreciated my effort, and actually admired the spunk I showed by giving it a shot. I really don't mind being "the friend," because there's worse things. So, I'm not mad. I'm not even sad. Its just back to square one for ol' Davey. I'm glad you went through this painless experience. It is necessary and integral to your life.
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Dec 9, 2009 1:24:29 GMT -5
Well, I went for it. And she shot me down. Thanks a lot, guys. ...Just kidding, it wasn't so bad. I asked her if she'd like to get coffee sometime, and she explained that she's had the same boyfriend for four years. Hey, good for her, I'm glad she found someone to stick with. So, she told me she appreciated my effort, and actually admired the spunk I showed by giving it a shot. I really don't mind being "the friend," because there's worse things. So, I'm not mad. I'm not even sad. Its just back to square one for ol' Davey. I'm glad you went through this painless experience. It is necessary and integral to your life. As is practicing the fetal position, for when life kicks you in the cojones.
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