If New Moon was 10 Times Shorter... Dec 8, 2009 13:47:33 GMT -5 Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostMemberGive GiftBack to Top Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Dec 8, 2009 13:47:33 GMT -5 ...and 100 Times More Honest.www.cracked.com/article/230_if-new-moon-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest/(Language warning)Yeah, I know Twilight bashing is becoming old hat, but I still found this hilarious. Particularly:"Is there any particular reason you guys never wear shirts? I mean besides generating revenue for panty manufacturers?" ;D