H-Fist
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Post by H-Fist on Dec 11, 2009 15:11:01 GMT -5
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Dec 11, 2009 15:17:53 GMT -5
How could a 98 year old have the strength and stamina needed to choke someone to death? Regardless of age, except for babies and very young children, it isn't an easy task to choke someone to death. Let alone a 98 year old woman.
Me thinks someone else killed the old lady and has set up the 98 year old to take the fall.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 11, 2009 15:30:17 GMT -5
Maybe they wanted to die.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Dec 11, 2009 15:33:31 GMT -5
Woman 1: And I say, England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!
Woman 2: Pitt the Elder!!
Woman 1: Lord Palmerston!!!
Woman 2: Pitt the Elder!!!! [pokes Woman 1]
Woman 1: Okay, you asked for it, bud! [Chokes her out]
Orderly: Yeah, that's showing him [scoffing] Pitt the Elder...
Woman 1: Lord Palmerston!!!!
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Post by ani on Dec 11, 2009 15:37:00 GMT -5
How could a 98 year old have the strength and stamina needed to choke someone to death? The mind man. Dementia especially. Remember what happened with Verne Gagne? |
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Magician under the moonlight
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Dec 11, 2009 15:40:39 GMT -5
How could a 98 year old have the strength and stamina needed to choke someone to death? Regardless of age, except for babies and very young children, it isn't an easy task to choke someone to death. Let alone a 98 year old woman. Me thinks someone else killed the old lady and has set up the 98 year old to take the fall. I've seen 98 year olds look very energetic so don't underestimate them. |
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Blindkarevik
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Post by Blindkarevik on Dec 11, 2009 15:53:11 GMT -5
I'm of the opinion that once you pass 85, no matter what the cause of death is.... you die of old age.
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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Dec 11, 2009 16:15:01 GMT -5
why does laura lundqwist sound so familiar to me?
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Post by Throwback on Dec 11, 2009 17:45:28 GMT -5
How could a 98 year old have the strength and stamina needed to choke someone to death? Regardless of age, except for babies and very young children, it isn't an easy task to choke someone to death. Let alone a 98 year old woman. Me thinks someone else killed the old lady and has set up the 98 year old to take the fall. The woman was found with a plastic bag tied over her head. Personally I don't see how that would be strangulation and not asphyxiation. But maybe it was what ever was used to tie the bag that actually killed her. |
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Perd
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Post by Perd on Dec 11, 2009 20:12:54 GMT -5
 "And we would like to wish Laura Lundquist a happy 99th birthday, wait, she did what. Well, I take that back". |
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Post by The Goob, phd (is Jobbing) on Dec 11, 2009 23:51:39 GMT -5
Claiming it's hard for a 98 year old to choke someone. It's probably easier if the victim is 100 GOD DAMN YEARS OLD.
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Kruton
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Post by Kruton on Dec 12, 2009 0:01:48 GMT -5
She couldn't have waited two more years? She would have gotten off scot free! [\standupcomedyreference]
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Post by The Hawaiian Hammer! on Dec 12, 2009 0:08:18 GMT -5
She couldn't have waited two more years? She would have gotten off scot free! [\standupcomedyreference] Patton Oswalt= WIN! That's actually the first thing that popped into my mind when I read the title of this post. For that matter, how much longer was that 100 year old lady going to live anyhow? Did she hate her that much she just couldn't wait it out? Or at the very least give her one of those jars of peanut brittle that has snakes jump out at you? There's a 75% chance that would have had the same effect. |
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Post by The Hawaiian Hammer! on Dec 12, 2009 0:09:29 GMT -5
Claiming it's hard for a 98 year old to choke someone. It's probably easier if the victim is 100 GOD DAMN YEARS OLD. Wait, is the Space in your sig the same band who did "Female of the Species" back in the late 90s? I loved their one album, I didn't know they had more |
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MrBRulzOK
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 12, 2009 1:30:37 GMT -5
If convicted, she's expected to be sentenced to life to 6 months. Considering her age, is there really much a difference here? |
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Post by The Goob, phd (is Jobbing) on Dec 12, 2009 2:21:04 GMT -5
Claiming it's hard for a 98 year old to choke someone. It's probably easier if the victim is 100 GOD DAMN YEARS OLD. Wait, is the Space in your sig the same band who did "Female of the Species" back in the late 90s? I loved their one album, I didn't know they had more Ohhhh yes. |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 12, 2009 9:28:09 GMT -5
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Jay Peas 42
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Dec 12, 2009 14:43:04 GMT -5
Well, technically if you live to 100, odds are, you aren't frail. You don't get to be that age by allowing mind and body to decline. And Verne Gangre has always been able to kill men with his bare hands, so that was just a ticking time bomb.
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Post by Shy Guy on Dec 12, 2009 17:53:56 GMT -5
so... would it be a life sentence or just 5-10 years?
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Dirty Hazy
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Post by Dirty Hazy on Dec 13, 2009 7:57:20 GMT -5
Well, technically if you live to 100, odds are, you aren't frail. You don't get to be that age by allowing mind and body to decline. And Verne Gangre has always been able to kill men with his bare hands, so that was just a ticking time bomb. I work in a nursing home, and I beg to differ. And btw, I've seen a couple old ladies fight. All it takes is one good push and a broken hip, and it's curtains for you granny. |
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