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Post by Dave the Dave on Dec 9, 2009 12:41:37 GMT -5
that the French language is dead in 1000 years, making me realize I was wasting my time with it in college.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2009 12:44:57 GMT -5
That the best source of power to reanimate the dead is not electricity, but the power of the Earth!
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Post by Stab Sword on Dec 9, 2009 12:50:39 GMT -5
that Richard Nixon will still be a jerk in the future.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 9, 2009 12:52:02 GMT -5
that the French language is dead in 1000 years, making me realize I was wasting my time with it in college. Makes me realize that not paying attention in High School was okay.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2009 12:52:32 GMT -5
...that the brain balls have a lot of kutzpah!
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Post by ani on Dec 9, 2009 12:52:56 GMT -5
That owls are the most ravenous and disgusting creatures in the world.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Dec 9, 2009 12:53:02 GMT -5
That any business venture goes great with hookers and blackjack.
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Post by Curt Hawkins Fan on Dec 9, 2009 12:53:49 GMT -5
There won't be one nuclear war in the next thousand years.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 9, 2009 12:56:13 GMT -5
that we should fund exploration of the brain slug planet.
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Dec 9, 2009 13:39:56 GMT -5
That oreos are the only discs that should be crammed into a person.
Even then it should only be in the mouth.
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Post by Cyno on Dec 9, 2009 13:52:24 GMT -5
That global warming will be canceled out by nuclear winter.
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Dragonfly
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Post by Dragonfly on Dec 9, 2009 13:57:20 GMT -5
...that there are many reasons to eat: Hunger, boredom, trying to become the world's fattest man. But not for revenge.
...that you can achieve anything, provided that you use the power of mental thinking.
...that when you do things right, people won't be sure that you've done anything at all.
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Dec 9, 2009 14:10:02 GMT -5
...WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Dec 9, 2009 14:21:49 GMT -5
Those that wear lime green tanktops shouldn't talk about taste.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Dec 9, 2009 14:34:26 GMT -5
That the Western Hemisphere is the best hemisphere on Mars. Not to go out after dark on Xmas Eve. That time paradox clones are doomed. That Bender's composition defies the laws of science.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Dec 9, 2009 14:49:28 GMT -5
Lava...hot...
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Post by Young Game on Dec 9, 2009 14:54:36 GMT -5
....about snu-snu. Bring a change of pelvises.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 9, 2009 14:56:15 GMT -5
Monkeys aren't donkeys.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Dec 9, 2009 15:01:56 GMT -5
that everyone loves hypnotoad.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Dec 9, 2009 15:08:21 GMT -5
that dogs wait 1,000 years for their masters to return
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