Soultastic
El Dandy
Only an idiot can be completely happy.
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Post by Soultastic on Dec 9, 2009 15:15:01 GMT -5
That we'll never cure boneitis
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 9, 2009 15:43:57 GMT -5
What life would be like if Farnsworth had invented the Fing-longer.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2009 15:48:11 GMT -5
that if anybody needs you, you'll be in the ANGRY DOME!
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Post by Red Impact on Dec 9, 2009 15:50:50 GMT -5
that if you eat an expired egg-salad sandwich, it will make you smarter.
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Dec 9, 2009 15:57:10 GMT -5
That boxing is fake and pro wrestling is real.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Dec 9, 2009 15:59:17 GMT -5
that a Ronco Record vault will preserve Vinyl for 1000 years, everything will stand the test of time... except Sports by Huey Lewis and the News
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Post by The Tank on Dec 9, 2009 15:59:51 GMT -5
That apparently sobriety causes you to rust.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2009 16:12:27 GMT -5
that eating hippies will actually get you stoned.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Dec 9, 2009 16:30:16 GMT -5
I learned that when you think you can't eat any more, you go to the bathroom and you CAN eat more!
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Post by Enrico Palazzo on Dec 9, 2009 16:31:53 GMT -5
Never trust Neutrals or people from the 80's ( for $2 they'll beat you with a pool cue).
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Post by Cyborg Franky on Dec 9, 2009 16:55:41 GMT -5
Snu Snu can be very harmful.
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Malcolm
Grimlock
Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
May contain ADHD
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Post by Malcolm on Dec 9, 2009 17:00:17 GMT -5
That lazy jerkasses always win.
*points to the fact that Family Guy was brought back on Fox while Futurama wasn't*
But seriously? Futurama taught me that Teddy Bear junction is the worst scumhole in the galaxy.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 9, 2009 17:07:01 GMT -5
...that Nibblonians live long and are celebrated poopers.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2009 17:08:06 GMT -5
that Zapp Brannigan is the greatest human being alive.
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Post by Well, Youre Wrong on Dec 9, 2009 18:02:19 GMT -5
That Big Pink will be the only gum with the breath-freshening power of ham.
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Post by thuschongswing on Dec 9, 2009 18:04:56 GMT -5
That a giant floating brain caused the dinosaurs to go extinct.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Dec 9, 2009 18:07:18 GMT -5
SCREW HISTORY!
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Post by Well, Youre Wrong on Dec 9, 2009 18:18:09 GMT -5
That New New York will be built over Old New York.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Dec 9, 2009 18:20:44 GMT -5
that my Visa and my Mastercard will become obsolete within the next thousand years. although there'll still be Discover
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 9, 2009 19:00:13 GMT -5
That cows will be extinct.
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