Nursery Rhymes(and more): Freaky Fred Style Thread

[Malcolm]

Basically, you tell a nursery rhyme(or anything that rhymes, really) in the styrle of Freaky Fred from Courage the Cowardly Dog. I'll start.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown.
And Jill was very... naaaaaughty...

This is probably a dumb thread, but I didn't think it would hurt.

[hypnoticgenes]

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
eating a Christmas pie.
He stuck in his thumb
and pulled out a plumb
And said " Ive been naaaaaaaaaaughty"