Raging_Demons
Don Corleone
I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars, No Handlebars, No Handlebars!
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Post by Raging_Demons on Dec 8, 2009 18:50:29 GMT -5
Not kidding. Source: Wholefitness.com "According to German research published in New England Journal of Medicine, men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years. "Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist. The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so. For five years, the breasts oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommends that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger. Looking at breasts is as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years." So for us men. Now we have a reason to stare at WWE Divas or TNA Knockout's boobs. Its healthy for us. ;D Link to the story: www.wholefitness.com/looking-breasts.html
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Dee.
Team Rocket
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Post by Dee. on Dec 8, 2009 18:52:35 GMT -5
Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist. Looking at breasts is as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years. Yeah no.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Dec 8, 2009 18:53:33 GMT -5
works for me
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Post by Kash Flagg on Dec 8, 2009 18:53:44 GMT -5
The secret to immortality!
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 8, 2009 18:57:01 GMT -5
Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist. Looking at breasts is as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years. Yeah no. You read it, sweetie. Now show us those cupcakes! ;D I'm sorry. ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png)
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Post by texaswhopper on Dec 8, 2009 18:59:33 GMT -5
I've been trying to explain this concept to women for years. I knew looking at racks was good for me all along! I knew it!
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Dec 8, 2009 19:00:01 GMT -5
So I assume it doesn't matter if they are fake boobs or natural ones.
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biafra
El Dandy
Biafra Who?
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Post by biafra on Dec 8, 2009 19:00:06 GMT -5
I stare at my wife's heroic bosom for at least that long a day. Nice to know there is an actual excuse now.
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Post by laughytaffy on Dec 8, 2009 19:01:52 GMT -5
Must be the lowest intensity aerobics workout ever.
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mrrotten
Don Corleone
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Post by mrrotten on Dec 8, 2009 19:06:11 GMT -5
Here's a quick worlk out for anybody who needs it: ![](http://www.sexywrestlingbabes.net/Pictures/Trish-Stratus/Trish-Stratus-0024.jpg)
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 8, 2009 19:08:31 GMT -5
No wonder I'm in such good shape.
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 8, 2009 19:09:24 GMT -5
I stare at my wife's heroic bosom for at least that long a day. Nice to know there is an actual excuse now. Ditto. My wife's, not Biafra's. He's my buddy - that would just be rude!
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Post by Curt Hawkins Fan on Dec 8, 2009 19:11:32 GMT -5
I love being a man.
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Dec 8, 2009 19:16:31 GMT -5
This week on MANswers.
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Post by toddpolt on Dec 8, 2009 19:18:01 GMT -5
I doubt the reverse is true.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 8, 2009 19:20:44 GMT -5
I'm guessing this doesn't apply to the fellows on the other side of the fence.
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Post by Young Game on Dec 8, 2009 19:21:23 GMT -5
Hypothetically....what if I'm smoking while staring at boobs?
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Post by Reptar on Dec 8, 2009 19:23:24 GMT -5
while the other half had to abstain from doing so. Who would agree to this?
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B.B.M
Hank Scorpio
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Where did the Lime go?
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Post by B.B.M on Dec 8, 2009 19:35:52 GMT -5
Scientist 1 "So where is this Cancer cure you promised us?" Scientist 2 "What......Oh, sorry, I was pointlessly studing tits."
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Post by ♥ Bunnyslinger ♥ on Dec 8, 2009 19:37:07 GMT -5
while the other half had to abstain from doing so. Who would agree to this? ![](http://i29.tinypic.com/14m7w9e.jpg) ?
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