"Wake up! You're my new best friend!"

[Deleted]

"Really? Are we going to the zoo?"

(Brief language)

[invaderdave]

I hear your sister's goin' out with...SQUEAK!

[knightrider01]

Steve Perry! Steve Perry!

[MolotovMocktail]

This gives me a chance to post a quiz I made: Name all the teams in the movie (9 named teams plus 11 cities only as bonuses mentioned during the playoff bracket scene)

www.sporcle.com/games/leper73/baseketball_teams

[Franchise]

I swear, if you guys rip on me like thirteen or fourteen more times, I'm out of here!

[Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa]

I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot.

[fw91]

First, it's the jobs, then we get the cackys, then we get the chicks.

Seriousky, this might be funniest movie ever made, I actually played the game a few times, really fun

[YellowJacketY2J]

"I don't get it. He's eight years old and he smells like Robert Downey Jr."

[Albino Heat]

Dec 9, 2009 23:23:31 GMT -5 knightrider01 said:

Steve Perry! Steve Perry!

Dude, I thought we said no more Journey psyche outs.

[Deleted]

So, if the Beers beat Detroit and Denver beats Atlanta in the American Southwestern Division East Northern, then Milwaukee goes to the Denslow Cup, unless Baltimore can upset Buffalo and Charlotte ties Toronto, then Oakland would play LA and Pittsburgh in a blind choice round robin. And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned.

I've honestly used the "two-man sack race" sentence before to explain a pretty complicated situation.

[The Charismatic Enabeler]

A homerun is behind the meatballs

["Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat]

Can I call you pig f*****??

[Insomniac]

Dec 10, 2009 1:37:02 GMT -5 "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat said:

Can I call you pig f*****??

No. Only my friends can call me pig-f***er.

[The Charismatic Enabeler]

Dec 10, 2009 1:37:02 GMT -5 "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat said:

Can I call you pig f*****??

No. Only my friends call me pigf*****

[Chainsaw]

"And joining us in the booth this evening, big fan of BASEketball, Tony Nocholino, who plays, as you know, Latino cut-up "Scooter" on the new hit comedy series 'What's the Difference?', airing between 'Recycled Junk' starring Lisa Campbell and 'Same Old Crap' featuring teen heartthrob Mark Swenson, all part of the great fall lineup on our network's 'Who Gives A Rat's Ass?' Thursdays."

Still relevant today.

[Deleted]

Dec 10, 2009 1:26:15 GMT -5 The Charismatic Enabeler said:

A homerun is behind the meatballs

"You mean like Horse?"

"NO, IT'SNOTLIKE HORSE!"

The delivery of that line just slays me every time.

[Insomniac]

Dec 10, 2009 1:51:15 GMT -5 @teamkillswitch said:

"You mean like Horse?"

"NO, IT'SNOTLIKE HORSE!"

The delivery of that line just slays me every time.

Pfft! Pshht! Pfft! Pshht!

Duh!

[Designated Drinker]

"Oh, I'll come, I love hospitals."
"No you don't, you like Taco Bell!"
"No, one time I was at this hospital, in france, and I met this great chick."
"Dude, that was a hostel."

[YellowJacketY2J]

"Hey, Skidmark Steve, cool. You still hangin' out, playin' Nintendo?"

"Well, if you must know, I'm in my second year of med school and I'm training for the Summer Games. What are you two up to?"

"Just hanging out. Playing Nintendo."

[Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa]

Dec 10, 2009 5:44:51 GMT -5 YellowJacketY2J said:

"Hey, Skidmark Steve, cool. You still hangin' out, playin' Nintendo?"

"Well, if you must know, I'm in my second year of med school and I'm training for the Summer Games. What are you two up to?"

"Just hanging out. Playing Nintendo."

Cock.