Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
John Cena: Colossal Douche
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2009 11:51:25 GMT -5
Everything in this movie is so half assed, that even the half assing was half assed. Making it Quarter-assed.
Anyway, the biggest glaring problem (outside of Superman having eye-telekinesis, and the terrible everything else) is that the writers, producers, directors, and actors all seemed to forget that there's no breathing in space. Even if Superman and Nuclearman can survive in space, how is it that Muriel Hemingway was able to be in space.
Did she inherit Ernest's trademark toughness which made her stronger than the average human, enabling her to survive in the vacuum of space?
Literally, everything was wrong with this movie.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 10, 2009 12:01:18 GMT -5
I think one explanation I read was that Superman has an invisible force field and could transfer it to her on the moon. Superman 3 was bad as well but it did have Lana Lang relationship that was nice and Clark Kent fighting Superman in a junk yard.
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Dec 10, 2009 12:07:32 GMT -5
4 was The Quest for Peace, wasn't it? Oh man, I hated that movie.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 10, 2009 12:28:40 GMT -5
Noooclear Man is the greatest villain ever.
At least, in my 6 year old mind he was.
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erisi236
Fry's dog Seymour
... enjoys the rich, smooth taste of Camels.
Not good! Not good! Not good!
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Post by erisi236 on Dec 10, 2009 12:33:07 GMT -5
There's so much weirdness going on in that movie it's a wonder it was even put out, there must have been some tax loophole thing going on I imagine.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 10, 2009 12:46:18 GMT -5
They run out of money 5 months early and the new producers, Cannon, just decided to release it unfinished.
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Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
John Cena: Colossal Douche
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2009 12:50:16 GMT -5
I think one explanation I read was that Superman has an invisible force field and could transfer it to her on the moon. Superman 3 was bad as well but it did have Lana Lang relationship that was nice and Clark Kent fighting Superman in a junk yard. Apparently, nothing can stop Superman...except a bottle of Johnny Red. |
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Dec 10, 2009 16:30:46 GMT -5
I've always wanted to see this movie because of the level of badness it is
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Triple Kelly
Vegeta
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Post by Triple Kelly on Dec 10, 2009 19:36:47 GMT -5
Everything in this movie is so half assed, that even the half assing was half assed. Making it Quarter-assed. Anyway, the biggest glaring problem (outside of Superman having eye-telekinesis, and the terrible everything else) is that the writers, producers, directors, and actors all seemed to forget that there's no breathing in space. Even if Superman and Nuclearman can survive in space, how is it that Muriel Hemingway was able to be in space. Did she inherit Ernest's trademark toughness which made her stronger than the average human, enabling her to survive in the vacuum of space? Literally, everything was wrong with this movie. Quarter-assed, LOL. I liked that.  Yeah, Lacey and Nuclear Man in space was a HUGE GLARING PROBLEM that no one bothered to actually think about. And where was he taking her anyways? Going to somewhere more private like Jupiter to fool around? All these glaring plot holes and logic snafus aside, it's still a better movie than Superman 3. That one was just downright embarassing. |
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Dec 10, 2009 19:47:28 GMT -5
the episode of Family Guy where they got super powers and Megs power was her nails growing a couple inches always reminded me of Nuclear Man.
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