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Post by The Tank on Mar 20, 2010 19:52:28 GMT -5
Daffney with a............wait, she already cut ODB's f***ing leg off!
Isn't the match over yet?
God, you people are disturbing!!!!
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 20:00:07 GMT -5
Daffney slams ODB down and then puts her in a neck vice. She gets bored and comes off the ropes with a neck snap and then off the other ropes with a shining wizard. She brings ODB up and hits her with the Lobotomy!
1 2 3!
Here is your winner: Daffney!
Post-match, SoCal Val enters the ring with a microphone.
Daffney, congratulations on your win here tonight, but there’s something that is on the minds of all the fans here in this arena, and on the minds of all the viewers at home. We all saw what happened last week. And ever since that happened, nobody has even SEEN Tara around. Why di...
*At the mention of Tara’s name, Daffney grabs Val by the hair and throws her down to the ground where she begins choking her, before locking on the straightjacket submission. Val screams out in pain as Daffney wrenches the hold on more and more. Security run into the ring and try to pull Daffney off to little success. Eventually Daffney releases the hold and gets to her feet with a smile on her face, as we go to commercial.*
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Post by The Tank on Mar 20, 2010 20:00:54 GMT -5
...........is there a reason everyone's ignoring the fact that DAFFNEY CUT ODB'S F***ING LEG OFF?!?!?!?
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 20:03:08 GMT -5
West: I'd say that makes it conclusive. Daffney HAS snapped! Tenay: She seemed okay until she heard the name Tara. West: Just watch she didn't hear you say that or you could suffer the same fate as SoCal Val just did! Tenay: Hopefully not. Attacking an innocent bystander though is totally unacceptable. Val is not a wrestler and should not have been treated in that way. West: Still to come tonight though the Women's Tag Team Champions defend their titles... against Madison Rayne and Alissa Flash, who are standing by with JB.
Ladies and gentlemen, Jeremy Borash standing by in the absence of SoCal Val. My guests right now are none other than the #1 contenders for the WCTNA Women's Tag Team Championship, Madison Rayne, and the WCTNA Women's Knockout Champion, Alissa Flash. Ladies, big night tonight.
It sure is JB, but firstly I'd like to say something. We just witnessed what Daffney did to SoCal Val, and quite honestly I'm disgusted with her. Val was just doing her job, trying to get a word after the match and Daffney reacts like that? Daffney, I understand you may not be right in the head but I think you knew exactly what you were doing here tonight. You can hide behind insanity if you so choose, but I'm not buying it. Val and I are friends and I am going to love it when Tara finally makes you pay for what you've done to her, and tonight to Val. Val, I hope you're feeling well soon honey
*Madison nods in approval.*
Absolutely. Our thoughts with SoCal Val at this time but for the rest of tonight's show you're going to have to put that out of your minds and focus on your big tag team title match tonight.
Definitely. Look, when it comes to game time, you know that Alissa Flash is going to be in the zone and ready for the fight of her life every single time. I've been in the position Angelina and Velvet are in right now. The position of being the champion. I mean, take a look around my waist. This belt backs that up. I know how much I want to hang on to my belt every single time I set foot in that ring. Last week... I beat Tara. Looking back at it after the show, I'm not 100% proud of the way I beat her. Maybe things would have been different if Daffney hadn't gotten involved. We'll never know. I don't like how I retained my title last week, but for months now I've been walking out as Women's champion, beating women fair and square. Tara, you are an awesome wrestler, and I don't want to retain my title like that. So, Tara, when the time is right. When all this crap with Daffney is out of the way I will defend my title against you once again, and we will finally find out which of us is the better woman.
My point is though, I know just how hard Angelina and Velvet are going to go at us in trying to maintain those title belts. I know that Madison and I have a fight on our hands, but we're prepared for anything they can throw at us. But I also know how hard the challenger will fight. It was only a month ago I was challenging you for my title Angelina. I wasn't going to stop at anything in my quest to regain that title. Funnily enough, you've stolen a title again. And... while perhaps I am not in this match on merit, nor are you Angelina. That's Madison's belt and I know just how hard Madison is going to work out there tonight to try to gain some justice.
Alissa, first of all, you shouldn't go comparing yourself to Angelina Love. As far as I know, you don't spend your time away from the ring on the street corner trying to make a few extra bucks. And what I do know for sure is that you are far more deserving of a title shot tonight. You're the best single women's wrestler in the world right now and have the belt to prove it, while Angelina just pickpocketed mine.
Angelina and Velvet, you two tried your hardest to avoid tonight's match. You knew you couldn't beat us 2 on 2 at Against All Odds, so you must have been relieved when it became a four way match. The only reason you were able to walk out victorious was because you managed to take advantage of the dysfunctional team of Daffney and Tara.
The only reason that we aren't champions right now is because of that. Anyone can win a fatal four way match and the match fell right into your laps. Then last week you tried to prevent this match from taking place again. You said that since you'd beaten us already you didn't have to defend your titles again 2 on 2. But unfortunately for you, Mick Foley is a fair man and has given us the chance to get those belts.
A lot of people are seeing this as Madison Rayne trying to gain some revenge on the Beautiful People for taking my title. And, that's 100% true. Velvet and I should still be the champions. But we aren't and I'm glad. I was sick of carrying you every week Velvet. Now I have a partner who CLEARLY could carry a team, but won't have to because I'm there. So revenge for Madison? Yeah. I hope so much that I can gain it. But Alissa, the only revenge you got on Angelina was to regain your belt. You should never have lost it to begin with so things are pretty much where they were before on that score. What better way to truly TRULY gain that revenge than to actually one up Angelina and take another belt in the process?
Velvet... Angelina... I hope you two really enjoyed your time mascarading as champions... I really do, because tonight it comes to an end. Tonight your reign which, quite honestly has as much prestige as the belt you're mockingly carrying about claiming to be the real Women's Knockout title, will be no more. Those belts which right now have a value about the same as the $20 belts you can buy at the mall are going to need to be revalued. Tonight they will really be won, by real HONEST women's wrestler who DESERVE them. So Angelina, might I suggest that next time you're down at the mall, go back to the toy section, pick out the Women's tag team belts and then you can wear those to the ring from here on out instead.
Tonight we're going to take those belts and I will become the first woman to simultaneously hold both women's championships in this company, once again proving that I am the Future Legend.
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 20:06:08 GMT -5
Tenay: Strong words from the challengers. West: Both teams seem very confident of victory tonight, but only one team can possibly emerge with those belts! Tenay: Up next the Legends champ is in action. Kurt Angle is backstage right now! West: Let's go to Kurt!
My guest at this time, the WCTNA Legends Champion, Kurt Angle.
It's good to be the champ.
Last week you issued a challenge to anyone on the roster and tonight, you'll be facing Desmond Wolfe. Your thoughts heading into this match?
Honestly, I didn't expect him to be the man across from me in the ring but if that's the way things go down, that's the way they go down. Me and Desmond might not have crossed paths a lot but I know he's an excellent wrestler and can get it done against the best. However, I know that The Headlingers or whatever they're calling themselves want all the gold here in WCTNA and that includes this Legends Championship. Who knows? Maybe Mick Foley will actually manage to stop them some how at Lockdown but I very much doubt it so it's up to men like me to take them out.
Wolfe, I know this isn't exactly what you want to do and I'm not going to judge you for it. There comes a time where we all have to do things we don't want to, it just comes with the job. I don't want to beat the hll out of you tonight but I have to. I don't want to break your ankle but if I need to, I will. I don't want to make sure you don't even make it to Lockdown but at the end of the day, in this business, everybody is always looking out for number one, no matter what the consequences. I need to hold onto this belt and you are a threat to it. You were just in the wrong place at the wrong time Wolfe and so will anyone who tries to take my title away from me. As for Lockdown, we'll wait and see what is in store for me but tonight is gonna be fun no matter what happens.
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 20:09:06 GMT -5
Tenay: Kurt is gonna have some fun tonight. West: I'm sure Desmond might have something to say about that. Tenay: Perhaps. West: Are you just copying what I did earlier? Tenay: Maybe. West: Okay... well... to the ring.
The following contest is set for one fall with a ten minute time limit. Introducing first, from London, England, weighing 225 pounds, Desmond Wolfe!
And his opponent, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 240 pounds, the WCTNA Legends Champion, Kurt Angle!
Desmond Wolfe vs. Kurt Angle 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Mar 20, 2010 20:10:31 GMT -5
Well, since no one seems to care if the votes have people getting killed, Kurt Angle reaches under the apron, takes out a pickaxe, and drives it through Wolfe's head.
......now, someone please explain to me why that's okay and saying "Angle with a move" isn't?
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Post by comahan on Mar 20, 2010 20:11:36 GMT -5
Angle with an overhead belly to belly
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2010 20:13:35 GMT -5
Angle electrocutes Desmond!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2010 20:15:36 GMT -5
Angle with a knife
edge chop!
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 20:19:30 GMT -5
Wolfe goes for a lariat, but Angle blocks it and takes Wolfe down into an armbar. Wolfe is in pain but slowly makes it to the ropes to break. Angle breaks and walks back over to Wolfe who kicks him low. The referee questions the location of the kick but Wolfe points to the midsection. The referee buys it and Wolfe picks up Angle and hits a pair of European uppercuts with his uninjured arm. He slams Angle and stomps on his face before going for a Camel Clutch. He gets it applied, but Kurt makes it out getting to his feet and scoring with an electric chair drop. Both men are down and get back up.
Wolfe goes for a clothesline. Angle ducks and tries an Angle Slam. Wolfe lands on his feet and hits an uppercut to the back. Off the ropes goes Wolfe for the jawbreaker lariat. He hits it but Kurt is knocked out of the ring. He goes out and brings Angle back inside. He goes to lift Angle up but Angle trips Desmond and locks on the anklelock! Wolfe is in major pain but makes it to the ropes again. Angle hits the Olympic Slam, drops the straps and applies another ankle lock and this time Wolfe immediately submits.
Here is your winner: Kurt Angle!
Angle leaves ringside and passes AJ Styles on his way up the ramp. AJ makes his way into the ring with the Feast or Fired case. He bashes Wolfe in the head with it as he gets up, then picks him up and smashes him with a Styles Clash. AJ raises the case in the air over an unconscious Desmond Wolfe as we go to our final commercial break.
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Post by The Tank on Mar 20, 2010 20:21:06 GMT -5
Amazing that Wolfe can do all that with a hole in his head.
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Post by comahan on Mar 20, 2010 20:21:29 GMT -5
Poor Ruffie
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 20:22:10 GMT -5
Tenay: AJ gaining a little revenge there, but atleast he didn't interfere and cost Wolfe the match. Kurt Angle was definitely the better man tonight. West: Well, Wolfe is on the way up and Kurt is on the way down apparently. Wolfe is still slightly below Kurt right now though and that match proved it. Tenay: But now it's time for our main event of the evening for the WCTNA Women's Tag Team Championship! West: Let's send it to Penzer for the ring introductions!
The following contest is set for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit for the WCTNA Women’s Tag Team Championship and it is your WCTNA Impact main event! Introducing first, from Seattle, Washington and San Francisco, California respectively, the team of Madison Rayne and the WCTNA Women’s Knockout Champion, Alissa Flash!
And their opponents, from the Big Apple and Toronto, Ontario, Canada respectively, they are the WCTNA Women’s Tag Team Champions, the team of Velvet Sky and Angelina Love, the Beautiful People!
Women’s Tag Team Championship Alissa Flash and Madison Rayne vs. The Beautiful People 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by comahan on Mar 20, 2010 20:23:04 GMT -5
Angelina with a Million Dollar Kneelift on Alissa!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2010 20:23:37 GMT -5
Sky with a whip-plex!
Note: I don't know what that is, but it's a real move, honest!
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 20:23:43 GMT -5
Alissa lariats Sky.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2010 20:23:51 GMT -5
Velvet and Angelina hit the 3D Diving Headbutt on Flash
Who sells it surprisingly well....
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Post by The Tank on Mar 20, 2010 20:24:55 GMT -5
Velvet Sky and Angelina Love strap a bomb to Alissa Flash, then detonate the bomb.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2010 20:26:54 GMT -5
And that's the Ballgame
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