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Post by comahan on Mar 20, 2010 19:34:04 GMT -5
Williams with a flying european uppercut
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Post by The Tank on Mar 20, 2010 19:34:09 GMT -5
Wow, what an introduction for those mystery partners!!! Doug Williams and Rob Terry with a Hart Attack on Brother Runt.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2010 19:34:27 GMT -5
Deaner hits the Giv'er bomb on Runt than highfives Ray,D-von,Doug,Rob and then picks Runt and gives him a highfive too!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2010 19:35:08 GMT -5
The Brits toss Runt to Deaner, who hit's a brainbuster on the little pest!
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Post by The Tank on Mar 20, 2010 19:36:16 GMT -5
Good to see everyone else hates Brother Runt/Spike Dudley as much as I do!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2010 19:36:19 GMT -5
See that's why I didn't want Runt
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Post by The Tank on Mar 20, 2010 19:37:35 GMT -5
See that's why I didn't want Runt Well..............on second thought, I'll let my finish speak for itself.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2010 19:38:18 GMT -5
Oh and Brother Runt but sucks the big one
But Spike Dudley is great!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2010 19:39:09 GMT -5
Oh and Brother Runt but sucks the big one But Spike Dudley is great! Both equally suck, imo.
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Post by The Tank on Mar 20, 2010 19:40:08 GMT -5
Oh and Brother Runt but sucks the big one But Spike Dudley is great! Both equally suck, imo. This. I'll say what I said before: He's Mikey Whipwreck, but not sympathetic at all, so he sucks.
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 19:40:09 GMT -5
Brother Devon and Rob Terry are trading blows dead-center of the ring. Devon gets the advantage, staggering the big man and allowing Devon to hit an Irish Whip, sending Terry into Team 3D's corner! Devon tags in Brother Ray, and the duo lifts Big Rob onto the top turnbuckle, preparing to hit a back suplex off the top. As Team 3D ascends the ropes, Doug Williams charges across the ring and hits a running dropkick on Brother Ray's leg, causing him to plummet to the mat and roll outside the ring, and causing Brother Devon to step down from the turnbuckle to fight off Williams. Brother Runt gets a blind tag on Devon as Rob Terry regains his composure. Big Rob climbs down and forearms Devon from behind, and the #1 Contenders follow up with a double Irish Whip to their corner. Terry makes the tag, Williams grabs Devon with a German Suplex hold, and Terry charges to the opposite rope, rebounding with a lariat to Devon..........CHAOS THEORY!!!!!
Doug Williams lingers in his corner, about to finish off Devon......when Cody Deaner tags himself in. "The Deaner" scrambles up the top turnbuckle and hits a diving cross-body on Brother Runt!
1...2...3!!!*
Here are your winners: GBH, and Cody Deaner!
*As Cody Deaner celebrates his victory, Doug Williams gets in Deaner's face and starts screaming at him. Williams shoves Deaner out of the way and starts firing off extremely stiff shots at Brother Runt, quickly busting open his forehead and sending him back into the ropes. Brother Devon returns to the ring and attempts to aid the little man, but Big Rob kicks Devon in the gut and hits a huge powerbomb on Devon, sending him back out to the floor. Williams positions Runt for the Chaos Theory and pushes him into the ropes...CHAOS THEORY!!
Doug Williams returns to his feet, pushes Rob a la Brother Ray, and screams "GET THE TABLES!!!", mocking their opponents. Terry exits the ring and quickly slides a table into the ring. The GBH members set up the table as Deaner looks on, concerned. Williams re-positions Brother Runt at the ropes...........CHAOS THEORY THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!
Williams goes to Terry once more and shouts "One..more...time". Terry looks at Runt, then back at Williams and says "He's already done, man." Williams again shouts "ONE...MORE...TIME!!!!", pushing Terry again. Terry sighs and exits the ring to grab another table. Cody Deaner tries to talk Doug Williams out of continuing this massacre, but Williams completely ignores him. Deaner exits the ring and tries to talk to Rob Terry instead, who once again looks confused. He looks to Williams, who mouths "Drop 'im". Terry kicks "The Dean Machine" in the gut and throws him into the ring! Doug Williams lifts Deaner to his feet, hitting a few stiff punches to the gut before lifting him in a suplex hold...and hitting a sick Brainbuster!!!
Terry slides the second table into the ring and enters, setting up the table. He then quickly exits the ring, not wanting any further part in this as Williams lifts Brother Runt again, delivering a third Chaos Theory through the second table. Williams climbs the turnbuckle closest to the fallen Team 3D and begins shouting at them.*
GET A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THIS!!! THIS....
THIS IS YOUR FUTURE!!!!!
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME!!!!!!!
*Doug Williams looks at his hands still soaked in Brother Runt's blood, and holds them over both members of Team 3D, allowing the blood to slowly drip onto them as the show fades to commercial.*
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2010 19:41:04 GMT -5
*Stands up and applauds the finish for a good 10 minutes*
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Mar 20, 2010 19:42:22 GMT -5
Good lord.
And people say the Nation of Violenece are sick...
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Post by The Tank on Mar 20, 2010 19:42:26 GMT -5
*takes a bow* Special thanks to TTS for okaying Cody Deaner getting roughed up a bit. Good lord. And people say the Nation of Violenece are sick... Well, if you haven't noticed by now, I've clearly made Doug Williams completely insane. ;D
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Post by comahan on Mar 20, 2010 19:43:30 GMT -5
That Doug Williams guy needs to lighten up a little bit!
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 19:43:44 GMT -5
Tenay: That was too much. West: Completely sick. I was right that it led them to victory but... after the match? That was just wrong. Tenay: I think Doug Williams might just have a fine coming his way. West: While the medics tend to Brother Runt, let's go to the back.
* So Cal Val attmpts to squeeze in between the two massive thrones in the back that sit The Beautiful People. Unlike usual however, she cant. *
Val: Whats the deal with the thrones? Usually theyre far enough apart that I can get through.
* Velvet and Angelina both chuckle darkly *
Velvet: You need your eyes checked, ironface.
Val: Huh?
Angelina: We didn't move them at all, they're as far apart as they always are.
Velvet (To Angelina): I think that flatface here needs to lose a few pounds, what about you?
Angelina (To Velvet): Oh, I definitely agree. Look at that stomach on her! I mean really, who hires this sort of riff raff? Everyone knows that no one wants to see fat people!
* Val rolls her eyes *
Velvet: And speaking of FAT... we get another shot at that whale thats walking around trying to claim to be the real Knockouts Champion!
Angelina: Uhg! As if Vel! Everyone knows that I *pulls out the replica Knockouts Title, shines it, and shows it to the camera smiling* am the real champion. And tonight, I get to make her look terrible ONE more time!
Velvet: But she isn't the only uggo that we get to give a makeover to tonight.
Angelina: Oh? I can't recall the other one, who was it?
Velvet: Horseface Madison Rayne.
Angelina: Who?
Velvet: Exactly!
* The Beautiful People share a laugh *
Velvet: But seriously, Madison, tonight I get to show tonight that not only am I CLEARLY the more beautiful of us two, but that I was also the strong half of our team. You were just there to make me look good by comparison...
Angelina: Well, at least she did that well. About the only thing...
Velvet: And to be a placeholder for Angelina while she was taking care of the usual garbage that WCTNA throws our way. But now that she's the REAL knockouts champion, she's back to her rightful spot next to me. Now, Madison, theres no weak link in the team. Now? We're unstoppable.
Val: Aren't you worried about your Tag Team Titles? Or well... THE Tag team Titles... I'm not sure I can call them yours. Anyway, arent you worried about them?
Angelina: Worried? Honey, we're the most beautiful women in this place. And if you havent noticed by our complete and utter DOMINANCE since we came back in October, then let me refresh your brain on something. Beauty is EVERYTHING. And we have that in spades.
Velvet: So Alissa, Madison, bring everything that you have tonight in that Knockouts Tag Title Match, because we'll bring more. And at the end of this book will be the happy ending that everybody loves, with the Beautiful People standing tall, and the ugly, hideous monsters having been conquered.
Angelina: There seems to be something else though... something that we're forgetting... OH! Yea! Our catchphrase! Ready Vel?
Velvet: Ready!
Angelina: Okay, why will we walk out of this building tonight STILL the best team in the world?
Velvet: Because we're beautiful. We're spoiled. And we're perfect. We know it, and we love it!
Angelina: What we are, and who we are, is what you will never have, and NEVER be.
Velvet: We are cleansing the world one ugly person at a time.
Angelina: And tonight, the whale and the horse both get sent back to the barn where they belong.
Val: ...What?
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 19:47:02 GMT -5
Tenay: The Beautiful People, as always, confident of victory tonight in their Tag Title defence. West: That's still to come and I can't wait to see it. Should be one helluva contest. Tenay: Also tonight, the Legends champ is in action against Desmond Wolfe. We understand JB may be looking an exclusive. To the back.
JB, Jeremy Borash reporting for WCTNA Wrestling and I am stood outside the dressing room of Desmond Wolfe. Let's see if Des has anything to say.
*JB knocks on Wolfe's door. There's no reply. JB tries pushing the door and notices it's open. He walks in.*
Desmond Wolfe can I have a word?
Oye JB, didn't your folks teach you any manners? You're supposed to knock and wait for an answer. I didn't answer your knock. Does that not tell you something?
No, but you can always tell me.
Cheeky buggar ain't ya Borash. Speak to me like that again and you'll be getting carried out of this room. Do we have an understanding mate?
Totally.
I'll give you your interview. But make it quick.
Brutus Magnus has chosen Matt Morgan and Sting, as well as tried to get Jay Lethal onside for his team at Lockdown. That would leave one spot and... earlier tonight he kinda implied it might not be you. He said he wouldn't choose his partners on sentiment.
Even if he did pick on sentiment it wouldn't exactly benefit me would it JB? I was brought in to do a job, and that is what I have done. I made sure that Brutus Magnus walked out of Against All Odds still the champion of the World. And I am paid to make sure he keeps it for a very... long... time. If he picks me for his side, I'll do my job. I'll work for the team. I have no problem with that.
No problem whatsoever?
None.
And before you ask your next cackhanded and obvious question, yes tonight is a big match for me. Kurt Angle is one of the greatest wrestlers I have ever seen in my entire life. We're both 10 year vets, but, let's be honest here. To date I haven't proven myself to be in the same league as Angle. But things change. He's on the downward spiral. Look at him. A man who prided himself on being world champion over and over again, and now he says he's given up on becoming world champ. He's a broken man spiralling down, down, down. Sure he had a nice moment at Against All Odds. He beat Sting to become Legends champion. Well done Kurt. Well bloody done. You're willing to settle for 2nd best after being 1st best your entire life.
And Kurt, I'm on the way up. I'm back in WCTNA and the only time I've been beaten was when it was 2 on 1 against potentially the best team in the company GBH. So, the way I see it when I beat you tonight, not only will I be staking a claim for a spot in Lethal Lockdown... I'll be staking a claim on... that Legends title belt of yours as well. Because you see... 2nd best is acceptable for me too. I'm moving up to 2nd best afterall.
So Kurt make no mistake, I am not afraid of you. I'm not intimidated by your reputation, because you are proving with every passing week that that reputation is diminishing.
And do you think AJ Styles might be a little angry after earlier?
Probably.
And you don't think he might want to seek a little redemption?
Maybe.
So you worried?
*Wolfe shrugs*
Not going to elaborate further?
*Wolfe folds his arms and looks at JB.*
Did Brutus tell you to do that earlier?
I said... a short interview. Get out of my dressing room JB before I throw you out.
Desmond Wolfe folks!
*JB runs off as Wolfe shakes his head.*
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 19:49:47 GMT -5
Tenay: I think it's pretty obvious that Brutus Magnus had something to do with that attack we saw earlier tonight. West: Probably. Tenay: Are you Desmond Wolfe now? West: Maybe. Tenay: Last week we saw the end of not only a tag team here in WCTNA, but a friendship as well, as Daffney turned on Tara. West: She wanted Tara in a way Tara didn't want her. In the bedroom. Tenay: And I think it's clear that Daffney has snapped again. West: She's in action next.
The following contest is set for one fall with a ten minute time limit. Introducing first, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, ODB!
And her opponent, from Sybil, Texas, Daffney!
ODB vs. Daffney 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2010 19:50:35 GMT -5
Daffney hits a top rope side slam
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Post by comahan on Mar 20, 2010 19:51:02 GMT -5
Daffney with a chainsaw to ODB's leg while the ref is distracted
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