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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2010 19:04:52 GMT -5
I remember when I wrote for Sarita
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Post by comahan on Mar 20, 2010 19:05:10 GMT -5
Hm, Pope did a promo, and a really good one imo. I know that PN couldnt, though. Ah well, AJ can recover Pope with a 4-Up!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2010 19:06:01 GMT -5
Pope hits the Sign from Above the Outer Limitz~
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 19:13:13 GMT -5
Eric Bischoff comes to ringside to observe what is going on in the ring.
Dinero is in control with clubbing blows to the back. He hits a piledriver on AJ and finds a count of 2. Dinero picks up AJ and puts him in a tree of woe. Baseball slide to the head by Dinero! AJ falls to the mat and crawls up in the corner. Dinero drops his kneepads and goes for the Pope Mobile. AJ moves though and Dinero goes knees first into the turnbuckles. Both men are down.
AJ makes it to his feet at 7, as does Dinero. Dinero swings for a clothesline but misses. Pele! You never see it coming! Enziguri by Styles as Dinero gets back up again and AJ rams him spine first into the corner. Reverse DDT by AJ who heads up top. Frog Splash! 1 2 KICKOUT!
AJ picks him up and sets for the Styles Clash when Eric Bischoff gets up on the ring apron. AJ hits the Clash as the referee goes to Bischoff. AJ has the cover 1 2 3 4 5 6 The ref is still distracted so it’s worthless. Desmond Wolfe runs in through the crowd and gets into the ring. He lies against the ropes as AJ gets up and shouts at Bischoff. Bischoff drops down and the ref continues talking to him. AJ turns and Wolfe hits a jawbreaker lariat! He rolls Dinero on top! Wolfe rolls out of the ring as the ref turns and counts the 1-2-3!
Here is your winner: D’Angelo Dinero!
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 19:15:43 GMT -5
Tenay: What the hell was that?! West: Eric Bischoff scouting the opposition to his team for the pay per... Tenay: Scouting? Eric Bischoff just cost AJ Styles a win here tonight! West: I have a feeling that Desmond Wolfe contributed too. Tenay: Either way it's a crock of crap. West: Whatever you might say, D'Angelo Dinero just got a very impressive victory over a 3 time former World champ. That's a fact. Tenay: I can't argue that but I'm pissed off at how things went down here tonight. West: JB is with the champs in the back... the Tag champs... the men's tag champs. Tenay: Well then let's go to that! West: Quit with the squirrel face dude.
Jeremy Borash here with the WCTNA Tag Team Champions Team 3D fresh off retaining against Generation NXT!
Boys, what do you have to say about your win?
Ray: They put up a fight JB but at the end we're champions for a reason
D-von: And still here for the same damn one
And that reason being so that ONCE AGAIN, we can defeat you!!!
*Doug Williams and Rob Terry enter the frame, Big Rob holding the Feast or Fired briefcase up to the camera. Both members of GBH look ecstatic.*
Yes, just as we did when the titles were not on the line, when we cash in this briefcase the result will be the same; the two of you flat on the mat while we bask in the glory of victory as the NEW WCTNA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!
Ray: Oh yeah cause we've seen your vigorous exercise since then
D-von: Sittin' on your ass at the booth watching us
Ray: You two can only watch us show you how to do it for so long Sooner or later you two are gonna step back in that ring with us And We'll beat you
Maybe you blokes weren't watching last week. If you were, you would've seen yours truly defeat the man with quite possibly the greatest singles record in WCTNA history, The Pope D'Angelo Dinero!
Then again, you probably couldn't see. You two have been staring at those arena lights quite a lot lately. Wouldn't be surprised if you've suffered ocular damage.
Point is, chaps, our losing streak has clearly come to an end since we came into possession of this title shot. Yours, on the other hand, has only just begun. Hell, why not add another chapter to it tonight? You two find yourselves a partner, we'll bring one of our new allies, and we'll have ourselves a six-man tag team match.
And of course, we'll beat you in the middle of that ring, 1...2...3.
Ray: I don't know what to say On one hand I'm shocked your apparently stupid enough as to keep on your tough talk or shocked enough to believe that we really need help to take you two and whatever idiot you've come up with
D-von: Y'know you two are really tiresome We just beat one of the hottest young tag teams in TNA in that ring despite them trying there damndest and all you two did was sit on your ass and watch
Ooooh, you beat the new guys. Big flippin' deal. One of them's clearly got brain damage, and the other's far too idiotic to cut the retarded one loose so he can actually get somewhere in this business. And you consider beating them an accomplishment?
Better yet, you insult us for being at ringside to scout our future opponents in a World Tag Title match?
Pardon me if I'm wrong, but aren't YOU TWO supposed to be the veterans? Because frankly...
*Doug Williams suddenly drops the jovial attitude and puts on a face that would intimidate even the toughest man. He begins speaking again in a deadly serious and much quieter tone.*
...you sound even greener right now than the two retards you beat at the Pay Per View are.
That kind of attitude is why we'll beat you tonight, and why we'll beat you when we cash in this title shot. Because in your old age, you're growing careless. You've lost your edge. You still pander to the crowd and their silly "get the tables" nonsense, but you've forgotten who you used to be.
You two used to be monsters. The boys in the back feared you, and the crowd wanted your bloodied heads posted on pikes for the atrocities you committed in the ring. But now? You're has-beens. Shells of what you once were. Placeholders. Two wastes of space whose sole purpose is to hold that gold until we decide we're tired of having bare waists. And when that day comes.........we're going to do to you what you used to do to your opponents. We're going to show you why you no longer deserve to hold those titles. We're going to exit that ring with the championships around our waists.........and our hands stained with your blood.
And when all is said and done, the world will see you for what you truly are: broken...battered...pathetic old wretches...clinging to what little glory you still could. When we cash in those championships, we won't simply be winning a match...we'll be enlightening you. We will open your eyes to the truth: your time is over. And unlike every other team that's come along and made that claim to you.....when we're finished..................
.............you won't come back.
*Doug Williams drops the mic and walks off alone. Rob Terry watches him walk away, clearly disturbed at the turn of his tag team partner. He looks back to Team 3D, holds up the briefcase and walks off after Williams.*
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 19:18:32 GMT -5
Tenay: Wow. Doug Williams has issues. West: Issues that will surely lead to success. You need to have that kinda passion to make it in this business. Tenay: True, but Big Rob even looked a little bit freaked by that outburst. West: He'll not complain if Williams leads GBH and their partner to victory tonight. Tenay: But that anger could cost them against 3D and their partner. West: Time will tell, won't it? Tenay: It will, but right now it's Knockout action!
The following contest is set for one fall with a ten minute time limit. Introducing first, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, accompanied to the ring by Awesome Kong... Sarita!
And her opponent, from Tokyo, Japan, accompanied to the ring by Taylor Wilde... Hamada!
Sarita vs. Hamada 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2010 19:19:28 GMT -5
Sorry about disappearing guys. Got on a roll writing some WWCF stuff, so I didn't wanna stop.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2010 19:20:03 GMT -5
Sarita with a head scissors takedown!
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Post by The Tank on Mar 20, 2010 19:20:51 GMT -5
Sarita with some kind of flippy-floppy maneuvre, maybe a DDT of some kind.
So, on a scale of 1 through 10 with 10 being the highest, how was that promo of mine?
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Mar 20, 2010 19:21:00 GMT -5
Hamada with the Hama-chan Cutter
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Post by comahan on Mar 20, 2010 19:22:38 GMT -5
Hamada with a spin kick
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2010 19:23:43 GMT -5
Tie breaker
Hamada hits a Crushing Neckbreaker
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Post by The Tank on Mar 20, 2010 19:25:13 GMT -5
WCTNA: Not only do we condone murderers, we flat out support them!
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 19:26:49 GMT -5
Hamada hits a strong lariat and then pulls Sarita up by the hair. Sarita with punches to the gut but Hamada clubs her back again. Hamada pulls her up and throws her across the ring by the hair. Hamada approaches and gets cradled for 2.
Hamada quickly clotheslines her again. She goes for a big boot on Sarita, but she ducks and Hamada hits the ref knocking him out. Hamada turns into a headscissor takedown onto the middle rope. Sarita hits a 61Knee. Sarita climbs to the top and hits a crossbody. Taylor gets up on the apron so Sarita dropkicks her off and hits a plancha.
Sarita back inside ducks a clothesline and hits a superkick. Hamada is down as Taylor comes in and hits a clothesline on Sarita. She begins stomping her before Kong enters. Kong grabs Taylor by the hair and throws her over the top to the floor. She then grabs Hamada and hits the Awesome Bomb just as the ref comes to!
Here is your winner as a result of a disqualification: Hamada!
Post-match, Kong grabs the referee and hits him with the Awesome Bomb too. Taylor runs into the ring with a chair and chases Kong and Sarita off.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2010 19:28:05 GMT -5
6IKnee?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2010 19:28:16 GMT -5
Well... That was cheap.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Mar 20, 2010 19:28:05 GMT -5
WCTNA: Not only do we condone murderers, we flat out support them! Hamada hasn't killed anyone... You know, literally. She's killed plenty of people metaphorically.
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 19:28:49 GMT -5
Tenay: Hamada picks up the win but nothing conclusive there really. That was just a clusterfu... West: Yeah okay swearing is cool I'm sure but let's keep it clean...ish. Tenay: Something tells me Wilde Violence and Thunder & Lightning haven't seen the backs of each other yet! West: Something happening backstage now... Not sure what but something!
Jimmy Hart is shown backstage with Bubba the Love Sponge and Slick Johnson
So they tell me ''Jimmy Baby we need you down here in Orlando to work with this kid we got named Jerry or Jake or Jethro something like that this kid's kid's perfect for you Jimmy Baby and with you he'll be a star'' Then I get down here and that unappreciative loser's gone kaput up and scramdoodled so now the Mouth of the South is stuck here with no bus fare and living out of Shark Boy's car
Did the Deaner just hear correctly?
Deaner pushes Johnson offscreen and a loud crash is heard followed by a female scream
Ooooh sorry about that there Christy little Tomater Juice'll get that right outta those Anyway did the Deaner really just hear that a living legend like the mouth of the south is here in the good ol' FLA with nothing to do
It's shameful isn't it? If I could get my hands on that low down dirty Jethro punk
Bah forget about him so your looking for a place to stay and someone around here to work with
Yeah you think you can direct the Mouth of the South to some wrestlers in need?
Well actually the Deaner here happens to hang on a minute lemme show you
Deaner removes his shirt
Okay then
Ohh wait there's more
Deaner drops to one knee and flexes
Now look just because I'm called of the mouth of the south...
Still not impressed? Hang on let the Deaner get the baby oil outta his pack here
ENOUGH! Now I don't know what you think you thought or read about online but the Mouth of the south is happily married!!
TO A WOMAN!
THE DEANER'S TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT HE'S A WRESTLER! HE WRESTLES, AH WRESTLE!
Ohhh okay then so then your Okay now that makes sense to me
So have you heard anything good about that fella in the Shark Mask?
MANAGE ME! MANAGE THE DEANER!
Oh you wrestle here?
Not only does the Deaner wrestle here but ah'm also a future world champion
You are are you?
Ayup Me and the champ are tight we're like bestest freinds y'know
Uh-huh well I could work with that Fine The Mouth of the South will start you on a trial basis and we'll see how you do from there
Ah promise ya you won't regret this
We'll see c'mon lets go You two fat boy I've got an idea for you
Deaner,Hart and Bubba exit
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Post by The Tank on Mar 20, 2010 19:29:49 GMT -5
WCTNA: Not only do we condone murderers, we flat out support them! Hamada hasn't killed anyone... You know, literally. She's killed plenty of people metaphorically. Yea, except they blatantly threatened to murder someone earlier in the show.
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 19:32:24 GMT -5
Tenay: The Deaner has a manager. West: Potentially. Tenay: Well yeah. Mouth of the South is one of the best around, not just in the South. West: But we are in the South so it's all good. Tenay: Uh huh. Well up next two teams are in action that the Mouth would have loved to have managed. West: Yep. Tenay: To the ring. It's the champs and the FoF case holders! West: Plus mystery partners!
The following 6 man tag team match is set for one fall with a ten minute time limit. Introducing first, from the United Kingdom, weighing 495 pounds, the team of Rob Terry and Doug Williams, GBH! And their partner, from Muscle Shoals, Alabama, weighing 220 pounds, Cody Deaner!
And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 759 pounds, from New York City, the World Tag Team Champions, Brother Devon and Brother Ray, and now back in WCTNA, Brother Runt, Team 3D!
GBH and Cody Deaner vs. Team 3D and Brother Runt 3 votes 10 minutes
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