barley96
Dennis Stamp
This is the biggest Mickie James mark
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Post by barley96 on Nov 3, 2009 20:14:17 GMT -5
If you are wrestling HHH, lay down because you will have to job to him eventually, and tenfold, unless you name is Batista.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Nov 3, 2009 20:19:22 GMT -5
My favorite is the guys who continue to climb the turnbuckle to punch Undertaker, when every single time he will give you the Last Ride. Orton even did it on successive PPV's in 2005. Also if wrestling Shelton Benjamin and you block a kick by catching it... push him off balance or something... don't spin him around, you'll only get a boot to the side of the head... (unless you're Sheamus apparently  ) |
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Post by Insomniac on Nov 3, 2009 21:13:27 GMT -5
If you're wrestling HHH and you Irish whip him into the ropes, never bend forward and look for the back body drop. It happens every match, and no one ever does it successfully.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 3, 2009 21:14:43 GMT -5
If you're wrestling HHH and you Irish whip him into the ropes, never bend forward and look for the back body drop. It happens every match, and no one ever does it successfully. Same goes for MVP. Also, if it's MVP, grab him as hard as you can when you run towards him. Instead of a belly to belly, you'd probably land on him and hurt him. |
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Nov 3, 2009 21:15:28 GMT -5
If you're wrestling Finlay, just throw his shellaleigh (or however you spell it) as far away from the ring as possible.
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Post by VeggieOverlord on Nov 3, 2009 21:17:33 GMT -5
Never try to kick Kurt Angle. Also, never charge JBL whilst him being in the corner. Both will end poorly for you.
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Mozenrath
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Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 3, 2009 21:26:39 GMT -5
If you're wrestling Finlay, just throw his shellaleigh (or however you spell it) as far away from the ring as possible. Swagger did that once. Just make sure he doesn't have Hornswoggle to help him. |
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Albino Heat
Don Corleone
You're a nasty bastard, and your momma said so!!
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Post by Albino Heat on Nov 3, 2009 23:45:34 GMT -5
I think it goes without saying that punching Hulk Hogan in the head is a very, VERY bad idea. I think you're okay with punching, but for the love of God, do NOT use your finisher on Hulk. |
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 3, 2009 23:51:17 GMT -5
If you don't have a spot in the Elimination Chamber, just attack someone easily taken care of (like Kofi) before he has a chance to make it to the chamber and take his place. This also works for the Royal Rumble and most battle royals. |
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Post by The Freakin' Deacon on Nov 4, 2009 0:02:53 GMT -5
If you don't have a spot in the Elimination Chamber, just attack someone easily taken care of (like Kofi) before he has a chance to make it to the chamber and take his place. This also works for the Royal Rumble and most battle royals. But hey, this happens at other places of work all the time. A co-worker of mine was about to get a promotion, so I hit him with a steel chair and walked in the manager's office instead. Now I have upstairs bathroom privaleges and not him. |
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bob
Backup Wench
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Nov 4, 2009 0:09:27 GMT -5
when wrestling Triple H if you get kicked in the gut roll out of the ring immeidately!!!!!!!
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Post by casualobserver on Nov 4, 2009 0:13:00 GMT -5
If you're DX and you see John Cena getting beaten up, don't help him. It will not end well for you.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Nov 4, 2009 0:40:41 GMT -5
If you're a timekeeper and there's a brawl going on; just keep ringing that bell despite all evidence of its ineffectualness to the contrary.
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Nov 4, 2009 0:46:38 GMT -5
If you're wrestling Randy Orton and you're down on all fours on the mat, drop down to the mat when he goes to kick you in the head. Or punch him in the shin.
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Nov 4, 2009 0:50:28 GMT -5
If you are a ref in a main event match, go upgrade your insurance plan because you will be knocked out cold for 12 minutes.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Nov 4, 2009 0:57:08 GMT -5
When there's a coffin being rolled out to the ring, and you're facing the Undertaker in a couple of weeks, just leave the thing alone.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2009 1:06:13 GMT -5
Never dress a midget as the Superstar you are feuding with. You will get beat up. Or the midget will. Either way, it's not good.
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Dirty Hazy
Hank Scorpio
Pictured Above: The Future Mrs. Hazy
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Post by Dirty Hazy on Nov 4, 2009 7:56:51 GMT -5
If your opponent ever manages to seat you on the top turnbuckle, watch out! He could do anything, and I mean, anything to you, such as a 2nd rope superplex, and even a 2nd rope superplex. Or maybe, if it's a PPV, you might end up hit by a 2nd rope superplex. You never know! Thank you, I needed my been-up-all-night-and-holy-f***-it-is-nearly-7am-in-the-morning laugh!  |
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Post by El Kabongs Revenge on Nov 4, 2009 8:17:13 GMT -5
If your wrestling Zack Ryder, just make sure Rosa Mendez is ringside. She will distract him long enough to for you to hit your finisher and get the win.
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Post by Ryushinku on Nov 4, 2009 8:51:52 GMT -5
Blind charges. Just...blind charges. Not worth it, man.
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