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Post by rk9295 on Nov 4, 2009 9:15:35 GMT -5
If The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase ever asks you to bounce a basketball or do push-ups for money, don't do it, he won't give you the money.
Even if your not a number one contender for a belt, that's OK, all you have to do is attack the champion and really hurt him/her. Then, next week, when the champion goes to the ring and talks about you, he'll give you your title shot and say that what you did was unnecessary and all you had to do was ask.
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Post by Woooooolhouse! on Nov 4, 2009 9:21:55 GMT -5
If you ever get fired, just show up to work the next week with a mask. No one will ask for any proper I.D., or proof of legitimate wresting background, or why you want your pay checks made out to the wrestler who was fired the week before...
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Nov 4, 2009 9:28:43 GMT -5
NEVER try and hit the Tombstone on The Undertaker. He'll reverse it.
Apart from the time Kane hit him with it.
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Post by Jobes on Nov 4, 2009 9:32:22 GMT -5
Never hit a leg drop on Sid, because he'll be forced to kick out when Papa Shango misses his cue.
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Post by Rorschach on Nov 4, 2009 16:21:51 GMT -5
If you're a pompous windbag champion, and you call out ANYONE in the back....and the Ultimate Warrior's music plays.....
PREPARE FOR DESTRUCITY!
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Post by Chainsaw on Nov 4, 2009 16:50:51 GMT -5
If you are wrestling Mark Henry...you might want to pass on the flying cross body block off the turnbuckle. How many have to needlessly die before we smarten up a bit??? When I saw that, I realized I wanted to see someone try that, only to have Mark stand there giving him a look like he should not even try it, the guy thinks about it, gets a determined, defiant look on his face, takes the leap, and jumps right into the Worlds Strongest Slam. |
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Post by Capt. Internet Darling on Nov 4, 2009 18:04:32 GMT -5
If you ever get signed to the WWE, you might want to meet with your General Manager before the start of your first show.
Days, even weeks before you start. Just not like 5 minutes before your debut.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2009 18:06:03 GMT -5
If you are wrestling Mark Henry...you might want to pass on the flying cross body block off the turnbuckle. How many have to needlessly die before we smarten up a bit??? When I saw that, I realized I wanted to see someone try that, only to have Mark stand there giving him a look like he should not even try it, the guy thinks about it, gets a determined, defiant look on his face, takes the leap, and jumps right into the Worlds Strongest Slam. i can completely see this happening to Chavo |
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Post by THE Thrillionaire on Nov 4, 2009 18:15:45 GMT -5
If you mount your opponent in the corner and punch them make sure you stop after ten or pain might be coming your way
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