RAW Thread 11/02/09: Fozzy Osbourne

[Steveweiser]

Tonight on RAW, live from Worcester, the Prince and Princess of Darkness terrorise the show, as rock legend Ozzy Osbourne and his former X Factor and current America's Got Talent wife Sharon are this week's guest hosts. What rock hijinx will they be up to, and will we get the meeting of the rock legends when Fozzy frontman Chris Jericho meets them?

In RAW's main event at Survivor Series, John Cena will put the WWE Title on the line against both members of D-Generation X, Shawn Michaels and Triple H. Will DX unite to plot against Cena, or will there be a rift between The Showstopper and The Game?

Still stewing over no longer being able to challenge for the WWE Title, Randy Orton's mood got no better when Kofi Kingston came into his life. After Kingston interfered in the Iron Man Match at Bragging Rights, Orton threw him off stage the next night. Legacy rewarded Orton with his own NASCAR, featuring a painting of Orton on the bonnet, but that car wouldn't last long, as Kingston would then destroy it and throw paint over it. Will Orton seek revenge tonight, and will Kofi look to antagonise The Viper further?

Legacy are also frustrated that they're being ignored by John Cena over the WWE Title, and their argument wasn't helped by being defeated by Mark Henry and MVP last week. How will Cody and Ted recover from this setback?

The Miz appears to have taken his focus off his United States Title, and instead towards the lovely Eve Torres. This has landed him in hot water with Jack Swagger, who not only has the hots for Eve, but also for Miz's US Title. Swagger's appearance to socialise with Eve cost The Miz a non-title match with Evan Bourne, so does this mean an upcoming title match for Bourne?

All this, and appearances from Divas Champion Melina, Hornswoggle, Chavo Guerrero, Santino Marella and all the usual regulars tonight on Monday Night RAW.

[Dr. Bunsen Honeydew]

PLace your bets! Place your bets!

How long into the show before Ozzy drops his first F-Bomb? I say 10 minutes.

[Push R Truth]

Nov 2, 2009 9:06:44 GMT -5 Dr. Bunsen Honeydew said:

PLace your bets! Place your bets!

How long into the show before Ozzy drops his first F-Bomb? I say 10 minutes.

I REALLY want Hornswoggle to run into Ozzy's office, kick Santino in the balls and then run off. Then Ozzy shakes his head and says " What the bloody SMURF was that all about?"

[Apricots And A Pear Tree]

I'm praying for Jericho to go in the office and be all happy like he was with ZZ Top,offer to jam with Ozzy,get shot down and say Dio was a better frontman.

also Ozzy by Fozzy

[Agent P]

I am hoping there will be another appearance by Sheamus DeButs

[YellowJacketY2J]

Nov 2, 2009 8:24:57 GMT -5 Steveweiser said:

The Miz appears to have taken his focus off his United States Title, and instead towards the lovely Eve Torres. This has landed him in hot water with Jack Swagger, who not only has the hots for Eve, but also for Miz's US Title. Swagger's appearance to socialise with Eve cost The Miz a non-title match with Evan Bourne, so does this mean an upcoming title match for Bourne?

Considering Evan Bourne pinned Kofi when he was champion and never got a title shot, I highly doubt it.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Nov 2, 2009 11:36:53 GMT -5 YellowJacketY2J said:

Nov 2, 2009 8:24:57 GMT -5 Steveweiser said:

The Miz appears to have taken his focus off his United States Title, and instead towards the lovely Eve Torres. This has landed him in hot water with Jack Swagger, who not only has the hots for Eve, but also for Miz's US Title. Swagger's appearance to socialise with Eve cost The Miz a non-title match with Evan Bourne, so does this mean an upcoming title match for Bourne?

Considering Evan Bourne pinned Kofi when he was champion and never got a title shot, I highly doubt it.

But this time is different. There's no face in the Swagger Miz feud, and Bourne could fill that void.

[Pushed to the Moon]

Looking forward to more of Kofi v Orton hopefully.

Not looking forward to the hosts. Although there could be some unintentional car-crash comedy I guess!

[Krimzon]

I really hope they use subtitles for Ozzy. I can barely understand him.

[erik316wttn]

Nov 2, 2009 13:32:50 GMT -5 Krimzon said:

I really hope they use subtitles for Ozzy. I can barely understand him.

Yeah, making it your life's goal to do the world's drug supply will do that to you.

[brettappedout (BLM)]

I'm guessing with being seeing some pre-taped segments lol

[4real]

Nov 2, 2009 14:27:11 GMT -5 brettappedout (BLM) said:

I'm guessing with being seeing some pre-taped segments lol

Yep, I've got a feeling this is going to be like the ZZ Top RAW...although I'm hoping it won't suck as much as that.

[Capt. Internet Darling]

Chances of Santino dressing up as Kelly: 100%
Chances of Santino biting the head off a rubber pigeon: 100%
Chances of Santino doing both at the same time: 100%

[Firearm: Supposed Big Deal]

Tonight's matchup: recaps of Kofi's car-destroying vs. The Box.

[forgottensinpwf]

Nov 2, 2009 15:36:26 GMT -5 Capt. Internet Darling said:

Chances of Santino dressing up as Kelly: 100%
Chances of Santino biting the head off a rubber pigeon: 100%
Chances of Santino doing both at the same time: 100%

Considering it's OZzy, I'm expecting him as the Tin Man, Scarecrow, or Cowardly Lion.

[THE Baldy Kendrick]

I'm going with a darkhorse: Donny Osmond.

[Zombie Mod]

Nov 2, 2009 9:06:44 GMT -5 Dr. Bunsen Honeydew said:

PLace your bets! Place your bets!

How long into the show before Ozzy drops his first F-Bomb? I say 10 minutes.

i'll have £5 on the second sentance he utters.

[MAGGLE]

So how will Ozzy Osbourne get through a 2 hour show without saying the F word?


BTW didnt read the posts above me.
I´ll say in his first sentence

[Dub H]

I will bet 50 wrestler crap dollar at the 3rd sentence

[@TenaciousBe]

I bet we get Santino in a Fozzy Bear costume... only for Jericho to say his piece about who the real Fozzy is.