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Post by CJ Denton is Egon on Aug 4, 2009 0:34:45 GMT -5
Cena slapped him once when he had a super bad case of sunburn. Anthony Michael Hall warned him but he didn't listen. Hive mind. |
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Post by rrm15 on Aug 4, 2009 1:12:26 GMT -5
Another of those kayfabe things that make no sense.
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Post by Nuke is Good on Aug 4, 2009 1:19:39 GMT -5
Nobody ever attacks Sailor Moon during her transformation sequence, either. (Yes, I just compared HHH and Sailor Moon. I recommend you don't picture Trips in a little sailor skirt. Whoops, that's gonna leave a mark.) Does it count if she got hit BEFORE the transformation sequence even began, if so it's happened as far as I can tell from my childhood memories. |
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Post by bob on Aug 4, 2009 9:46:40 GMT -5
yes,...that's bugged me for years
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Post by sunnytaker on Aug 4, 2009 10:12:41 GMT -5
And when the hell's that ever stopped them before? ........................... HIT HIM! HE'S RIGHT THERE! JUST HIT HIM! ------------------------------------------------- oh my god King! what's Scott Evil doing here on RAW!?!?! |
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Aug 4, 2009 10:16:41 GMT -5
Oh, my Holy God! Ten years. For ten damn years, Triple H has started every single match the exact same way: he gets on the apron, back turned to it, and has his defenses completely lowered for no less than seven seconds. Hit him with a chair, crotch him...tickle his armpits, SOMETHING!!!!!Instead, every single guy he faces does the exact same thing: watches from the floor level as they witness the awesome power of a guy spitting water into the air. *sigh* Could someone in WWE please read a f***ing book? I laughed loud right there. Nice. ;D ;D I've always imagined they DON'T attack him because they're afraid he'll either choke on the water or have it spit in THEIR face. Seriously. Stephanie is legally responsible for taking what comes out of Triple H's mouth. I don't think his opponents want that responsibility. I know I wouldn't. |
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Post by Will Has 'Til Five, Ref on Aug 4, 2009 10:24:23 GMT -5
........................... HIT HIM! HE'S RIGHT THERE! JUST HIT HIM! ------------------------------------------------- oh my god King! what's Scott Evil doing here on RAW!?!?! Seth Green: Randy, he's always standing with his back to you at the start of each match. Jump him or roll him up for a quick pin or something. Orton: Seth, you just don't get it, do you? |
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Nov 12, 2009 21:42:44 GMT -5
------------------------------------------------- oh my god King! what's Scott Evil doing here on RAW!?!?! Seth Green: Randy, he's always standing with his back to you at the start of each match. Jump him or roll him up for a quick pin or something. Orton: Seth, you just don't get it, do you? : I'm just saying tha-- Orton: Shutchermouth! Seth: If you do thi-- Orton: Shutchermouth! Seth: You'll have the upp-- Orton: Shutchermouth! Allow me to sing my favorite Lady Gaga song: "Shu-shu-shu-shu-shutchermouth, shu-shu-shutchermouth..." Seth: It's like you want to lose! Orton: Tonight, on Ace of Cakes, Duff makes a cake in the shape of a giant SHUTCHERMOUTH! |
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Post by lemonyellowson on Nov 12, 2009 21:53:32 GMT -5
triple h has the best entrance in wrestling so i don't care that nobody has hit him when his back is turned. although, it would make sense if one guy did it at some point.
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Nov 12, 2009 21:54:51 GMT -5
It appears MaDaBa is the Indiana Jones of internet joke makery.
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Post by Bubble Lead on Nov 12, 2009 21:56:46 GMT -5
As others have said, its been done before.
You could also say the same of any other wrestler with a long entrance, such as Undertaker.
They cant overdo things like that because it then totally breaks the illusion of there being any rules at all. Plus its more of a markout moment when it actually does happen.
For example, Goldberg in WCW had a long overblown entrance and I always wondered why nobody attacked him, then Bam Bam Bigelow did once and I marked big time.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2009 22:04:38 GMT -5
How 'bout we stick him in a match with Taker, right?
Lightning strikes Trips while he's on the apron. He falls over, and the show ends with Stephanie cradling his lifeless body. Cue next week, when Stephanie manages to successfully bring him back to life but in the interim his hair's gone black and the WWE roster thinks he's still dead?
I hope someone gets this.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Nov 12, 2009 22:08:26 GMT -5
I read the title of this thread in the Vince McMahon-as-In Your House-video game-announcer voice.
"HIT HIM! HIT HIIIIIM!!"
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Post by Tom Turkey on Nov 12, 2009 22:18:03 GMT -5
I'd love to see a wrestler that's not afraid to take advantage, even during the pre-match stuff.
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Post by segaz on Nov 12, 2009 22:29:32 GMT -5
Yeah but nobody used to attack the Rock when during his entrance he'd go up on the turnbuckle and 'smell'....er take in the atmosphere. And sometimes he'd glare at his opponent from the turnbuckle.
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Post by Richard on Nov 12, 2009 22:30:18 GMT -5
I wouldn't mind seeing Triple H doing his arm-stretched water-spit and Chris Masters comes from behind, hooks in the Masterlock, and drags him over the top rope. I could swear he did that. Maybe it was to Shawn though. |
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Nov 13, 2009 1:19:10 GMT -5
Seth Green: Randy, he's always standing with his back to you at the start of each match. Jump him or roll him up for a quick pin or something. Orton: Seth, you just don't get it, do you? : I'm just saying tha-- Orton: Shutchermouth! Seth: If you do thi-- Orton: Shutchermouth! Seth: You'll have the upp-- Orton: Shutchermouth! Allow me to sing my favorite Lady Gaga song: "Shu-shu-shu-shu-shutchermouth, shu-shu-shutchermouth..." Seth: It's like you want to lose! Orton: Tonight, on Ace of Cakes, Duff makes a cake in the shape of a giant SHUTCHERMOUTH! It took three months to think of that? |
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Post by Yami Daimao on Nov 13, 2009 1:20:38 GMT -5
Seth: I'm just saying tha-- Orton: Shutchermouth! Seth: If you do thi-- Orton: Shutchermouth! Seth: You'll have the upp-- Orton: Shutchermouth! Allow me to sing my favorite Lady Gaga song: "Shu-shu-shu-shu-shutchermouth, shu-shu-shutchermouth..." Seth: It's like you want to lose! Orton: Tonight, on Ace of Cakes, Duff makes a cake in the shape of a giant SHUTCHERMOUTH! It took three months to think of that?Masterpieces take time. |
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Post by corndog on Nov 13, 2009 2:27:11 GMT -5
Damnit! You people just don't understand how the business works do you? The WWE Universe pays good money to see HHH do his signiture entrance!
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Post by Nuke is Good on Nov 13, 2009 2:39:12 GMT -5
Nobody ever attacks Sailor Moon during her transformation sequence, either. (Yes, I just compared HHH and Sailor Moon. I recommend you don't picture Trips in a little sailor skirt. Whoops, that's gonna leave a mark.) I actually recall Sailor Moon might have been attacked during the transformation or just right before it happened. I can't go back to the episodes though tis been years. |
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