Slim Loves Lily
El Dandy
I'm gonna want the milksteak boiled over hard.
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Jan 12, 2010 4:46:12 GMT -5
It's worth it just to see Eva Mendes' sweet, sweet ass.
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Post by Rorschach on Jan 12, 2010 4:48:25 GMT -5
It's worth it just to see Eva Mendes' sweet, sweet ass.  |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 12, 2010 4:51:54 GMT -5
At least I came out of it with a thing for Paz Vega
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Post by DSR on Jan 12, 2010 6:05:23 GMT -5
I think, if I ever put out a movie, and it receives nothing but bad reviews, I'm just gonna put those bad reviews on the DVD box.
"I saw it on TV the other day, and immediately cancelled my cable."
-Richard Roeper or somebody
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jan 12, 2010 10:54:26 GMT -5
I've seen that has NO critic quotes on the DVD box. Not one. Not even a, 'It's a Thrill Ride a Minute!' by Joe Blow from the Bumfrick Times. They couldn't get ANYONE to say anything positive? I paid to see it in the theaters. The only positive thing about that film was Eva Mendes' ass. Don't think they could quote that on a DVD box and keep credibility. Amazing ass, bad movie. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2010 11:34:37 GMT -5
Every time I read the name 'Eva Mendes' I think 'Eve Torres'. Which is weird since I usually forget the woman exists.
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erisi236
Fry's dog Seymour
... enjoys the rich, smooth taste of Camels.
Not good! Not good! Not good!
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Post by erisi236 on Jan 12, 2010 11:48:36 GMT -5
But it has toilets, toilets are always funny.
Sam Jackson is priceless in this movie.
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Jan 12, 2010 13:46:00 GMT -5
It's worth it just to see Eva Mendes' sweet, sweet ass. An ass so great, midget bellhops can recognize it from a xerox! |
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Post by bubbles on Jan 12, 2010 19:21:59 GMT -5
I have a feeling I'll love this movie.
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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Jan 12, 2010 20:59:03 GMT -5
My professor said it wasn't as bad as people said it was. He said if you view the movie as really cheesy and not serious, you can have a lot of fun with it. Also isn't Samuel L. Jackson dressed up as a Nazi?
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 12, 2010 21:02:15 GMT -5
My professor said it wasn't as bad as people said it was. He said if you view the movie as really cheesy and not serious, you can have a lot of fun with it. Also isn't Samuel L. Jackson dressed up as a Nazi?  |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 12, 2010 21:05:33 GMT -5
My professor said it wasn't as bad as people said it was. He said if you view the movie as really cheesy and not serious, you can have a lot of fun with it. Also isn't Samuel L. Jackson dressed up as a Nazi? Is there any particular reason he dresses like that or did they just want to see if anyone would notice?  |
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erisi236
Fry's dog Seymour
... enjoys the rich, smooth taste of Camels.
Not good! Not good! Not good!
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Post by erisi236 on Jan 12, 2010 21:07:07 GMT -5
Is there any particular reason he dresses like that or did they just want to see if anyone would notice? It's just one of the things in that movie, his character dresses as different things throughout the movie for no apparent reason. |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 12, 2010 21:12:11 GMT -5
Is there any particular reason he dresses like that or did they just want to see if anyone would notice? It's just one of the things in that movie, his character dresses as different things throughout the movie for no apparent reason. That could be really fun if done right. One moments he's a mobster, the next moment he's an astronaut, and the next moment he's dressed as civil rights icon Harriet Tubman. |
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