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Post by judodave on Jan 5, 2010 15:18:04 GMT -5
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jan 5, 2010 15:22:35 GMT -5
The preview pic on the video alone scares the hell out of me.
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Post by shiranui on Jan 5, 2010 15:39:43 GMT -5
Thanks to a nice friend who specializes in finding the weirdest and most disturbing pictures and videos the Internet has to offer and then showing them to me and another friend despite our loud and expletive-ridden protests, I have seen a few clips of this... err, film. (Exactly why this guy shows us such crap and why we even hang out with him is a mystery... but I digress)
Thus, I have no intention of clicking that link because even a passing mention of the ET porno brings back all the emotional trauma caused by seeing those clips.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jan 5, 2010 15:59:11 GMT -5
Couldn't make it past the second minute because I hated the host.
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Post by FrankGotch on Jan 5, 2010 16:14:29 GMT -5
Couldn't make it past the second minute because I hated the host. He may sound a little grating, but he is playing the part of a snob. Stick with him, and watch more of his reviews, and I think you might just come around. I'd have to say that Cinema Snob is right up there with Spoony as far as my favorite reviewers. |
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Post by Pagan Warrior on Jan 5, 2010 17:15:18 GMT -5
This is scary. No, seriously. If an ET porno exists, I'm terrified shitless imagining what ELSE could be out there.
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Post by FrankGotch on Jan 5, 2010 18:24:06 GMT -5
This is scary. No, seriously. If an ET porno exists, I'm terrified s***less imagining what ELSE could be out there. Are you new to the internet? If so heed my warning. There be things out there in the briny depths of the web that make ET The Porno look like Elmo In Gouchland. |
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Post by theryno665 on Jan 5, 2010 19:32:45 GMT -5
Couldn't make it past the second minute because I hated the host. He may sound a little grating, but he is playing the part of a snob. Stick with him, and watch more of his reviews, and I think you might just come around. I'd have to say that Cinema Snob is right up there with Spoony as far as my favorite reviewers. I started watching The Cinema Snob last week mostly because Spoony recommended him. I'm still on the fence whether or not I like the host but considering these are the kinds of movies I love, I'll watch his reviews regardless. But yeah, ET The Porno? Ick. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2010 21:58:02 GMT -5
I lol'd
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Post by Nasty Nate: The Giant Midget on Jan 5, 2010 22:19:55 GMT -5
ET THE PORNO: you will laugh, you will cry, you will never sleep again!
Holy s*** where is that gif about not being able to unsee things. that was just god awful, i thought lumpy the wookie was bad. f*** man, scary crap
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Post by Triple Kelly on Jan 6, 2010 1:18:50 GMT -5
Alright, this is the first time I've seen The Cinema Snob. And I love this guy already. That should tell you something about me, lol. ET....the PORNO...WOW. It's between this and Edward Penishands for most frightening porno spoofs ever. German Victorians sure aren't picky about what they f***.  You gotta think, there's at least 10 people on the planet that have a bad alien costume fetish that really enjoyed this. |
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You gotta think, there's at least 10 people on the planet that have a bad alien costume fetish that really enjoyed this.